The real tragedy here is that this motherfarker has oultived Billy Mays.

AMAZING song and illustration of the history of Kim

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destrip: As for the people in the gulags, I can't imagine that many of them are still (voluntarily) worshiping the Dear Leader. As I experienced in parochial high school, forced worship does not automatically result in belief in the deity being worshiped.

The one person who escaped from the North Korean prison camps and made it to South Korea said that he had never heard of Kim Jong Il or anything else about how wonderful the dear leader is (his name is Shin Dong Hyuk, he was born in the camp). He guessed that since they don't ever plan on letting those people out those in charge see no reason to fill their heads with the propaganda as it'd be a waste of time.

Just what I want: A walking Napoleon complex with nuclear capabilities, a very definite time limit, and nothing to lose. Yeah, it's great that he's dying and all, and I don't say that about many people, but this could be very bad for us all. He may get even MORE desperate now that he knows the world knows about his health issues.

NeuroticRocker: AMAZING song and illustration of the history of Kim

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VERY interesting.

Pancleatic cancer? No problem, just boil some ground okapi testicles with some tiger sweat and add 6 rhino toenails and the hymen of a hermaphrodite. Flavor to taste with kimchee and serve.

/nothing's too dear for our Fearless Leader.
//asian folk cures FTW!!

CLEARLY I'm evil: NeuroticRocker: AMAZING song and illustration of the history of Kim

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VERY interesting.

Yeah, his other music is great. I dont want to threadjack but he did one on the history of Obama AND an 8 min vid, with an acoustic performance of the history of punk, while playing all the punk songs...acoustically.

And, for the record, you are GORGEOUS

I say as a sign of respect to this national leader, regardless of how we may feel about him, America should send a team of our best homeopaths over there to save him.

BasqueBastard: Pancleatic cancer? No problem, just boil some ground okapi testicles with some tiger sweat and add 6 rhino toenails and the hymen of a hermaphrodite. Flavor to taste with kimchee and serve.

/nothing's too dear for our Fearless Leader.
//asian folk cures FTW!!

I LOL'ed

But don't forget the Giant Squid semen and boiled Panda Penis.

Bloody William: Eh, I don't think he'll actually step down until he's caught trying to marry a boy adventurer dressed like Princess Leia, breaking his nation's gay marriage laws and giving the opportunity for the rebellion to install a girl Hitler.

B-b-but North Korea loves teh ghey! (number 20) Link (new window)

Guess he'll be up in Heaven soon with the likes of Stalin and Ty Cobb....

bob_ross: WAIT A SECOND HERE... How can God die?

Way to stick it to all those North Koreans who are reading this thread.

Never thought I'd actually say it to someone but


Let's hope he beats the odds and stays around to enjoy a long and painful decline.

Anyone consider that his increasingly eratic moves of late may all be tied to going out with a 'bang' (pardon the pun) to leave what, in his twisted ritter mind, would be the ultimate legacy

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Anyone consider that his increasingly eratic moves of late may all be tied to going out with a 'bang' (pardon the pun) to leave what, in his twisted ritter mind, would be the ultimate legacy

He is in charge, but the other people around him that are also in power aren't insane; they would probably refuse to carry out suicidal orders and then maybe hasten the Dear Leader's journey into the afterlife. I would bet the other ruling elites in North Korea like their cushy lives (relative to other N Koreans) and would like to go on living them. It's the low level members of such things who are the brainwashed fanatics, those nearest the top know what a load of crap all the propaganda is as they get to see things for how they really are.

I had been getting a little sick of the time cancer had spent in my friend's balls and boobs and my dad's ass, so it's nice to see it taking a little initiative and really doing something with itself.

He's obviously not been eating enough kimchi.

Bloody William: Eh, I don't think he'll actually step down until he's caught trying to marry a boy adventurer dressed like Princess Leia, breaking his nation's gay marriage laws and giving the opportunity for the rebellion to install a girl Hitler.

Go Team Venture!

I was watching BBC news, and they showed some video taken of him. He looks like a cancer patient to me. I'm not being snarky either, I'm being serious. He looks gaunt, like he's been undergoing chemo.

Cancer is too good of a way for him to die.

Good, I hope the stupid biatch suffers. Alot.

This guy should be on everyones death list

This headline was a lot better last August when I had it greenlit.

Bloody William: Eh, I don't think he'll actually step down until he's caught trying to marry a boy adventurer dressed like Princess Leia, breaking his nation's gay marriage laws and giving the opportunity for the rebellion to install a girl Hitler.

Girl Hitler?

Wow, I have a new fetish now. fapfapfapfapfap

Befuddled: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Anyone consider that his increasingly eratic moves of late may all be tied to going out with a 'bang' (pardon the pun) to leave what, in his twisted ritter mind, would be the ultimate legacy

He is in charge, but the other people around him that are also in power aren't insane; they would probably refuse to carry out suicidal orders and then maybe hasten the Dear Leader's journey into the afterlife. I would bet the other ruling elites in North Korea like their cushy lives (relative to other N Koreans) and would like to go on living them. It's the low level members of such things who are the brainwashed fanatics, those nearest the top know what a load of crap all the propaganda is as they get to see things for how they really are.

Anyone who had the balls to not follow one of Kim's orders has long been weeded out. If he believes that North Korea will collapse after his death, I have no doubt that he will "push the button". I also have no doubt that his underlings would carry that order out. Lets just hope that he's delusional enough to believe that his son will carry on the glorious rule of NK.

If rule does transfer to his son, don't bother sending him women, just send him a copy of Star Craft II. Game. Set. Match.

/how can I know all this without a doubt?
//I AM A FARK EXPERT!!!!11!

"Oh boy! Long Pork from Dear Leader!"

snake_beater: bob_ross: WAIT A SECOND HERE... How can God die?

He's a slave to the power of death.

/got nothing

So he'll die as he lived?

El Chode: Taking bets on Ginsburg v Swayze v Dear Leader

Takers?

Are any of the Golden Girls left?

He looks so cute, like a little asian Higgins. Feed him Fruit Loops and Sweet Tea. It worked for my ferret.

Nurse, if this doesn't work, stand by with the picture of Zombie Kim-Jong Il captioned with "LAPE LAPE LAPE LAPE"...

AgentOrangeDrink: I had been getting a little sick of the time cancer had spent in my friend's balls and boobs and my dad's ass, so it's nice to see it taking a little initiative and really doing something with itself.

wait.. Your friend is a tranny? BIE? wait cancer DO NOT WANT

NeuroticRocker: AMAZING song and illustration of the history of Kim

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That was good.

Sort of like a low-budget Schoolhouse Rock episode.

I can only hope that the "Dear Leader" dies and his son takes over. Hopefully he picks a title which does not translate well, and we end up with the "Gay Leader" but the international community does not laugh until he has all of his stationary made. 'cause there's no turning back then.

You can beat pancreatic cancer if you catch it early enough. The prblem is that the symptoms range from non-specific things like coughing or aches and pains to non-existent where you have no idea anything is wrong at all. By the time you do have more specific symptoms and they figure out what's wrong with you, the cancer had metastasized, and it's too late. It's really nasty stuff, and can occur in anyone without any real reason.

I just hope he doesn't try and blow up Japan and / or Hawaii on the way out.

You reap what you sew, little man.

Karma's a biatch.

ect, ect.

/oh, I'd also like to say awesome!

I can see it now, "Kim Jung Il recovers from pancreatic cancer". I'll believe it when he is dead.

AR55: AdolfOliverPanties: How will the brainwashed citizens of NK wrap their brains around the fact that Dear Leader is not a God?

hmm. I wonder how the Japanese handled their leader "surrendering" to the inferior Westerners during WW2? Wasn't he also considered a God by the people as well?

Let's not forget that involved the use of nuclear ordinance.

Good. F*CK HIM.

/waiting

my uncle died on Friday from pancreatic cancer. he lasted 3 months from diagnosis. it's a very painful way to go. enjoy the pain, lil Kim.

INVINCIBLE POWER OF JUCHE IDEA WILL ANNIHILATE US IMPERIALIST WAR MACHINE! PRAISE TO KIM JONG IL, MOST BRILLIANT MILITARY COMMANDER AND GREATEST BENEFACTOR OF HUMAN RACE. LIKE TANK CRUSH SOFT FAT AMERIKKKA WAR MACHINE FOR SOCIALIST MARXIST-LENINIST CORRECT JUCHE POLITICAL IDEA!

Shadowknight: Just what I want: A walking Napoleon complex with nuclear capabilities, a very definite time limit, and nothing to lose. Yeah, it's great that he's dying and all, and I don't say that about many people, but this could be very bad for us all. He may get even MORE desperate now that he knows the world knows about his health issues.

no shiat

Guess he won't be needing those pleasure teams any more.

Send em my way....

Im feeling fine this morning alittle hung over but off to work anyways
then maybe a few rounds of golf :-)

For real though, my opinion is the recent ddos attack on the South Koreans, the White House, DoD, et al, had something to do with this. I'll bet they thought it was going to make everything go kaboom.

And everyone thought writing stern letters never did anything good in this world.

You know, with his last breath, he is liable to just launch all his missiles and see what he hits...it's not like he's going to suffer any.

I give the dude 4 months, tops.

um . . . hooray cancer?

So when are we going to go to war with North Korea?Obviously given the level of sex crime and destruction of the social contract in this country (the USA) between the people and the government, it's going to be very very soon.

I hope he likes pineapples.