How you d'O'in?

Yeah. DEPARTMENT of LAW!!! I know, right?!?

Yeah, I read Larry Sinclair's new book & it's all true..haha but nobody believes him.

Rove was shouting that he's been a bad boy and was begging Jeff Gannon to spank him. One of the maids told me that she heard the whole thing. She said that it took them weeks to get the stains out of the carpet in the Lincoln bedroom!

mediablitz

www.law.state.ak.us

She was referencing the national equivalent of what she has in Alaska.

But you KNEW that, amirite?

"Yeah, so I tells them, I tells them 'It's working, you guys just got to give it more time.' I know, can you believe it?? Almost $800 Billion and nothing to show for it, not even an idea WHERE it went.

"I don't know why we Democrats didn't think of this sooner! The word 'Simulus' allows us to spend money on ANYTHING."

Yeah, I'm TOTALLY wearing a polo shirt in the Oval Office while the photographers are here! Another "scandal" for the 22-percenters to harp on about for the next few days. Bwahahahahaha!"

PapermonkeyExpress: She was referencing the national equivalent of what she has in Alaska.

But you KNEW that, amirite?

That's the excuse? Seriously? Doesn't change she's seriously uninformed about the White House.

/can't think of a caption, but that was too stupid to let by

PapermonkeyExpress: mediablitz

www.law.state.ak.us

She was referencing the national equivalent of what she has in Alaska.

But you KNEW that, amirite?

Know how I know you're an apologist?

PapermonkeyExpress: She was referencing the national equivalent of what she has in Alaska.

But you KNEW that, amirite?

Yes, I knew that. I also know that state department STILL has nothing to do with going after people for libel. You KNEW that too, amirite?

Hello? Who? Dick? Dick Cheney, you old scoundrel! How the heck are ya? A what? A pardon? Oh, Dick, you SLAY me! Dig this: I've decided not to close Guantanamo entirely. Think Rudolf Hess, knowaddamean?

"It was awesome! I told them I wanted a KFC in the White House, and they actually said 'we'll get right on it!'"

"...yes, last name Butts, first name Seymour."

"Hello, John McCain, is your refrigerator running?"

"I know man, that ass was bumpin'! If Michelle wasn't there I would have tapped that so hard..."

"... And so Biden says 'Honey, this one's eating my popcorn!'"

"No really, I'm The President and I'm calling you from the Oval Office. Go ahead, star 69 me and you'll see. No, they never even asked to see my birth certificate!"

As part of this administration's efforts to bring the deficit under control, I'd like to take the time to mention that the warranty on your vehicle is about to expire...

"The first thing I do...is talk to corporate! LIKE A BOSS!"

"lolwut?"

Yes, I heard about Kim Jong-Il

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Obama Phone!

I can't believe I'm paying .99 a minute for this...

"No, she can't come to the phone, her mouth is full."

"So Sonya...what are you wearing?"

7th Son of a 7th Son: Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Obama Phone!

Damn you.


I can't use it and I can't even vote for it.

7th Son of a 7th Son: Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Obama Phone!

DAMMIT!

Of course I was scopin' the booty, baby! I just told Michelle I was responding to someone's question!

Hey Sarko, it's Barack. Dude, she's 17.

Can you hang on a sec, I need to smile for this photo. So ya as I was saying, we are pretty much farked. Anyway, how's your mom doing?

Hey Sarko, it's Barack. Dude, she's 17.

/with votey

7th Son of a 7th Son: Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Obama Phone!

this is why we can't have nice things

"Yes. That's what I said. Go ahead and arrest Cheney now. And don't forget to get his farkhead lawyer David Addington. Naw, leave Dubya alone. You wouldn't arrest are retard would you? Then again, they do in Texas. OK, bring him in too."

"yes, I *did* get that hilarious email you forwarded me."

yeah thats two large meat lovers and two italian subs . . . yeah thats right

"Firearms Friday? I just wanted to say I agree with the last caller, Ted. God Bless Sarah Palin and her family!"

Hey, Sarko buddy, don't worry. Michelle doesn't suspect a thing. Trust me on this.

I got a man!

What's your man got to do with me?

I got a man!

I'm not tryin' to hear that see.

No Shiat, she thinks she thinks she wants to be a democrat now? This is going to be hilarious.

Hey, is this Rush? It's Obama. I know you're in commercial right now, so I'd just like to tell you that, according to my teleprompter here, Reverend Wright and Richard Ayers were up here in the Oval Office last night helping me lick dijon mustard off of that underage Brazilian girl's ass.
[pause]
Just stay calm, man, the ambulance will be there soon.

"No... the white phone..."

"200 roses for two hours? How many for the whole night?"

"Ha ha, no. Mo. You're not going to get me to say 'why'd he'. Wait! Aww shi--"

[CLICK]

"Yeah, yeah they're actually buying into it. Yeah, trillion dollars. Nope, just printing it up. Chinese are backing it, It's great. This has been too easy. Welp, I gotta run. See ya later, Satan."

Yes, sir, Mr. bin Ladin. Right away sir. No, sir, I don't think I'm the one running this country. Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. I'll get right on that, sir. Allah Akbar!

"Ok Ok...the itsy bitsy spider wen..."

"Hello? Eros Escort Agency? Where all the white women at?"