is it working yet?

"No, I don't want any of that new grilled shiat. I want the FRIED chicken bucket."

"HA, I know! Hope. Change. Can you believe the suckers fell for it?"

I came here looking for a picture of Obama holding the phone upside down. Oh Farkers, why can't you give the people what they need?

And, last one...

"When I want the opinion of a wise Latina woman, I'll beat it out of her"

"HA, I know! Hope. Change. Can you believe the suckers fell for it?"

/Now with voting

"Hello, Bill? Man, you were right about hiring Monica as an intern"

/Can't help myself!

...double pepperoni and NO anchovies. Yep, on my tab... what do you mean no more credit?

"If you know what happened in the Mets game don't tell me, I taped it. Hello?"

"Mayora Mayora....I had a feeling I'd be hearing from you..."

"No dudes, seriously. I am sooo totally *not* messing with you, dudes! Totally seriously, dudes! I'm sitting right here, right now, with my finger on the button -- while high!

"Where da white wimmin at?"

"Yeah, so then I emailed Boenher back this picture of a dog barking into a sprinkler."

"So I says, 'I'm sorry Michelle, I can't hear you over how bangin' that young girl's ass is.'
[pause]
Hell yes she was pissed but, fark it, aint like I was getting laid that night by that point anyway."

Ooga Booga...where da white women at?

DrSieb: Ooga Booga...where da white women at?

Freeper?

diceofdeath: DrSieb: Ooga Booga...where da white women at?

Freeper?

I see you turned my hilarious caption into a political comment (I think). I'm Canadian, so I don't really lean left or right. Maybe I'm just racist...maybe.

mediablitz

That would be the "Justice" Department, not "State"

/Christ, at least KNOW what you're supposed to be outraged about.


"So I logged on to FARK the other day......"

DrSieb: diceofdeath: DrSieb: Ooga Booga...where da white women at?

Freeper?

I see you turned my hilarious caption into a political comment (I think). I'm Canadian, so I don't really lean left or right. Maybe I'm just racist...maybe.

Oh, so like all Canadians, you have not a shred of political bias. On the other hand, you may be a complete bigot.

"Yeah, those guys will never get to see my real birth certificate!"

Hey, when I hold the phone with the cord on the bottom like this, I can hear people!

That's my skull, I'm soooo wasted!!!!

"The president is seen negotiating with Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, smiling after offering missile technology while his assistants mail a DVD explaining the proper use of the Photoshop clone tool"

"Yeah, I know... that dude said 'Hey Ladies', and I couldn't get the cowbell out of my head either!"

"Yea. Senator, I just want to thank again for the calculator watch."

"If you think the stimulus package was a pile, you should see the size on the one I pinched off in Biden's bathroom and didn't flush. That place is going to smell like a Yetti when he gets back."

"Dirka Dirka Mohammad Jihad"

Sir, this is the police. The call is coming from inside the house. Get out fast.

Yeah, send 4 pounds of pretzels to W. Maybe we'll get lucky this time.

6655321: Sir, this is the police. The call is coming from inside the house. Get out fast.

Too late. I made the first reference to "When a Stranger Calls". Go back and look.

Will somebody please do something about this hoser?

Yes, Commissioner, we'll be there right away. TO THE BARACKMOBILE!!

Hello? Thailand? How's everything on your end? Uh huh. That's some language you've got there. (chuckling) And you talk like that 24/7, huh?

"Yeah, it was working fine for a while and then it just stopped! It's a TelePrompt DX-1000, hang on, let me get the serial number."

ACORN needs another $5,000,000,000? No prob, homey.

Jersey Tim
"Hello, John McCain, is your refrigerator running?"

i have something to add to that, if you don't mind me doing so:

"cause if it is, i bet it runs like you....
very homosexually."

/"Family Guy" ftw
//props to you

Shut . . . DOWN . . . EVERYTHING!!!!

I think he's trying to say we're not being sufficiently reverential to the sitting Commander in Chief.

"Yo, Black radio? You best be playin' this (newz windich)
Yes, I go there often, and I did.

Hello? Hello, Dmitriy? Listen, I can't hear too well, do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? Oh, that's much better. Yes. Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitriy. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I'm coming through fine too, eh? Good, then. Well then as you say we're both coming through fine. Good. Well it's good that you're fine and I'm fine. I agree with you. It's great to be fine

"...no.. you hang up first.."

Wow, George was right, it does work better this way.

"Yeah, no shiat. Can you believe it? All the fried chicken and watermelon a nubian can eat up in this house."

Wow, George was right, it does work better this way.



Now with votey goodness

Hillary? You sound groggy as shiat. Is it 3AM where you are? Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah!

TheGreatZarquon: "It was awesome! I told them I wanted a KFC in the White House, and they actually said 'we'll get right on it!'"



/oblig
//not mine
///no caption, no votee

"Yeah Bill I gave her the line you told me. Yes I made sure to put emphasis on 'entry level position'. Well I can't say too much because I'm being photographed; but, let's just say I rammed my ding dong up her rocky road into her peanut butter cup. Yeah Im taking precautions that she doesn't pop out a baby ruth. What?!?! Out her vajayjay what did you think I meant?"


/Type40 that was the stupidest block of text ever. I only read it to see if you were goin somewhere with it and the answer is no.

//Hoser, let me know when the WoW servers are back up ok?

UnspokenVoice: "Yeah, no shiat. Can you believe it? All the fried chicken and watermelon a nubian can eat up in this house."

That was so unoriginal I wish I could unvote on it to deduct points.

1nsanilicious: "Yeah Bill I gave her the line you told me. Yes I made sure to put emphasis on 'entry level position'. Well I can't say too much because I'm being photographed; but, let's just say I rammed my ding dong up her rocky road into her peanut butter cup. Yeah Im taking precautions that she doesn't pop out a baby ruth. What?!?! Out her vajayjay what did you think I meant?"


/Type40 that was the stupidest block of text ever. I only read it to see if you were goin somewhere with it and the answer is no.

//Hoser, let me know when the WoW servers are back up ok?

You've never seen Dr Strangelove? I was just amazed noi one posted it before me.