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(Fox News) Strange Police use thermal imaging to find suicidal goth. Unlike their vampire brethren, goths apparently have a thermal signature   (foxnews.com) divider line 86
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gregoropolis 2009-07-12 07:44:29 PM  
hahaha Tylenol hahahah

lame.

 
Sodium Benzoate 2009-07-12 07:45:39 PM  
www.uberpix.net

 
jeanwearinfool 2009-07-12 07:49:05 PM  
How come in every photo of a goth kid they're looking up and to the right. Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg

 
farkwell 2009-07-12 07:49:23 PM  
so?

 
phlegmmo 2009-07-12 07:49:50 PM  
A call came in at about 11:45 p.m. Friday that the woman living in the Browne Mountain area southeast of Spokane had taken about 50 Tylenol - washing them down with vodka - and wandered into the woods near her home.

Not a pretty way to go. If you don't get treated for the overdose of Tylenol you likely face a couple days of dying a painful, lingering death as your organs shut down one by one.

 
epyonyx 2009-07-12 07:51:00 PM  
Sodium Benzoate

Boxxy Goth?

 
Swampthing in Korea 2009-07-12 07:51:25 PM  
Am I the only person who thinks people like this should basically be left to die?

 
skinink 2009-07-12 07:54:50 PM  
Nice, a woman wants to die so what happens is they send all types of people and eqipment to save her. I have a painful haingnail on my hand. Can someone send Sasha Grey wearing only night vision goggles so that she can find me in the woods. I don't think I'll be wearing all black, if any clothes.

 
The Madd Man 2009-07-12 07:54:57 PM  
Isn't a suicidal goth sort of redundant?

 
allegedman 2009-07-12 07:55:03 PM  
asset1.kaptions.com

and

images.icanhascheezburger.com

 
nanookrubsit 2009-07-12 07:55:14 PM  
i261.photobucket.com

 
letrole 2009-07-12 07:57:08 PM  

 
mrEdude 2009-07-12 07:57:15 PM  
50 Tylenol?

I took 160 Tylenol #1 and still didn't die.
Nice try, sister.

/came close though
//to slow and painful prolonged liver death

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-07-12 07:59:52 PM  
Spokane? Suicidal goths? That's possible? Apparently so. I've lived in some depressing ass places but being a goth, let alone a suicidal one never crossed my mind. I usually just leave if things get THAT bad.

 
BuuZero 2009-07-12 08:01:04 PM  
img38.imageshack.us

 
Nakito 2009-07-12 08:02:36 PM  
And since it was Tylenol, it didn't even help the headache.

 
OgreMagi 2009-07-12 08:04:19 PM  
"Suicidal Goth" ? Isn't that redundant?

 
Pro Zack [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 08:04:34 PM  
that's cold.

 
hershmire 2009-07-12 08:04:40 PM  
www.public.asu.edu
We are NOT vampires!

 
Lipspinach 2009-07-12 08:05:22 PM  
phlegmmo: A call came in at about 11:45 p.m. Friday that the woman living in the Browne Mountain area southeast of Spokane had taken about 50 Tylenol - washing them down with vodka - and wandered into the woods near her home.

Not a pretty way to go. If you don't get treated for the overdose of Tylenol you likely face a couple days of dying a painful, lingering death as your organs shut down one by one.


Will 50 & some vodka kill you, though?

 
ravenssettle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-12 08:05:42 PM  
letrole: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nInipy617U4 (new window)

Thank you for that.

 
moops 2009-07-12 08:08:18 PM  
They should have just let her die. Now $500,000 in taxpayer money will be used to give her a liver transplant.

 
hershmire 2009-07-12 08:08:37 PM  
So, at what point do goths stop dressing as such? Eighteen? Twenty-four? Thirty? I mean, you never see an old man or woman with a white face, black eyeliner, and wearing leather in public. (Except for those damn BDSMimes).

Any (former) Goths want to weigh in? When did you finally decide you looked ridiculous?

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 08:10:04 PM  
epyonyx: Sodium Benzoate

Boxxy Goth?


More like Gamorrean Guard Goth.

 
ravenssettle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-12 08:11:14 PM  
hershmire: Any (former) Goths want to weigh in? When did you finally decide you looked ridiculous?

I still like the look. I quit dressing like it because it's A) unprofessional and B) Hot Topic is retarded expensive.

Yes, I bought Hot Topic shiat. Sue me.

I quit around mid-college, so 20 or so.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-07-12 08:12:43 PM  
hershmire: So, at what point do goths stop dressing as such? Eighteen? Twenty-four? Thirty? I mean, you never see an old man or woman with a white face, black eyeliner, and wearing leather in public. (Except for those damn BDSMimes).

Any (former) Goths want to weigh in? When did you finally decide you looked ridiculous?


I'm calling it at 36 when they stop dating band members. Well at least according to some new "cheaters" type show episode with a cougar and daughters in AZ that run a similar reality show type business. I'm no fashonista in the slightest, but at some point you just look plain silly.

 
Gothnet 2009-07-12 08:16:09 PM  
i41.tinypic.com


If, however, you like dressing in black 'cause it's fun, enjoy putting on sparkles and following the occult while avoiding things that are bad for you, then you are most likely a douchebag vampire-wannabee boner.

Because anybody who thinks they are actually a vampire is freaking retarded.


/Goths != vampires
//though they tend to enjoy the literature
///no, not freakin' twilight

 
phlegmmo 2009-07-12 08:16:58 PM  
Lipspinach:
phlegmmo: A call came in at about 11:45 p.m. Friday that the woman living in the Browne Mountain area southeast of Spokane had taken about 50 Tylenol - washing them down with vodka - and wandered into the woods near her home.

Not a pretty way to go. If you don't get treated for the overdose of Tylenol you likely face a couple days of dying a painful, lingering death as your organs shut down one by one.

Will 50 & some vodka kill you, though?


Depends on the person. I understand you have about a 12 hour window before permanent liver damage begins with the Tylenol.

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 08:18:55 PM  
Why Look?

 
hershmire 2009-07-12 08:19:16 PM  
www.leopalmerphotography.co.uk
Goth
vs.
Pierrot
gallery.photo.net

 
IonBeam2 2009-07-12 08:20:18 PM  
Listen, I'm all for the restriction of freedoms for stupid people, but if someone wants to kill themselves, let their dumb ass do it.

 
Gothnet 2009-07-12 08:22:04 PM  
hershmire: So, at what point do goths stop dressing as such? Eighteen? Twenty-four? Thirty? I mean, you never see an old man or woman with a white face, black eyeliner, and wearing leather in public. (Except for those damn BDSMimes).

Any (former) Goths want to weigh in? When did you finally decide you looked ridiculous?


I stopped dressing goth around the age of 27 or so, with a period of indecision of about 3 years before that.

It was basically when I couldn't be bothered to dye the hair any more, I figured it was pretty much over (bar the fark name).

I still like the look and, as most older ex-goths seem to, have a penchant for wearing dress shirts and other formal wear when not strictly necessary, and playing it up once in a while.

FYI - the plaster-white face phase doesn't usually last past 19/20, because it does look ridiculous, even most goths think so. Except on women, and even then it shouldn't be thick like theatre paint.

So, I take your implied insult about looking ridiculous and throw back a "that's just your opinion, man" at you. I looked great, and gots lots of sex with hot goth chicks, took a lot of... erm... illicit substances and had a farking great time. Highly recommended.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-07-12 08:22:54 PM  
hershmire: Goth
vs.
Pierrot


One of them IS art, the other one has a dog collar, a choke chain and looks like he needs to be taken out to go potty.

 
ducktapeducktape 2009-07-12 08:23:15 PM  
i238.photobucket.com

I can't believe no one has posted this yet.

 
reillan 2009-07-12 08:23:21 PM  
Nakito: And since it was Tylenol, it didn't even help the headache.

+1

Maybe she should've tried jabbing a pen into her aorta.

 
hershmire 2009-07-12 08:24:38 PM  
Gothnet: So, I take your implied insult

Nothing personal. I hate everybody. :)

 
EdNortonsTwin 2009-07-12 08:27:25 PM  
Well, now that her liver is shot there isn't much more to live for anyway. Half hearted suicide attempts - what a joke. They fail at life, now they fail at death/failing.

 
Gothnet 2009-07-12 08:27:31 PM  
hershmire:

Nothing personal. I hate everybody. :)


Hey, none take, I get touchy when it's 1.25am, I have work in the morning, and I've been working (unpaid) overtime all weekend.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-07-12 08:30:22 PM  
EdNortonsTwin: Well, now that her liver is shot there isn't much more to live for anyway. Half hearted suicide attempts - what a joke. They fail at life, now they fail at death/failing.

Yeah really. Not that there is a bridge over some waterfalls in Spokane. Now her plea for salvation is going to include a liver transplant.

 
Wrong_Intentions 2009-07-12 08:35:30 PM  
Everybody, stop dragging down vampires by associating them with goths. they are two entirely different things. Real vampires sparkle.

 
EdNortonsTwin 2009-07-12 08:36:43 PM  
Gothnet: hershmire: So, at what point do goths stop dressing as such? Eighteen? Twenty-four? Thirty? I mean, you never see an old man or woman with a white face, black eyeliner, and wearing leather in public. (Except for those damn BDSMimes).

Any (former) Goths want to weigh in? When did you finally decide you looked ridiculous?

I stopped dressing goth around the age of 27 or so, with a period of indecision of about 3 years before that.

It was basically when I couldn't be bothered to dye the hair any more, I figured it was pretty much over (bar the fark name).

I still like the look and, as most older ex-goths seem to, have a penchant for wearing dress shirts and other formal wear when not strictly necessary, and playing it up once in a while.

FYI - the plaster-white face phase doesn't usually last past 19/20, because it does look ridiculous, even most goths think so. Except on women, and even then it shouldn't be thick like theatre paint.

So, I take your implied insult about looking ridiculous and throw back a "that's just your opinion, man" at you. I looked great, and gots lots of sex with hot goth chicks, took a lot of... erm... illicit substances and had a farking great time. Highly recommended.



Does have a point there. I played in Hollywood rock bands and toured the circuit in the late 80's, early 90's. Though I didn't look as ridiculous as many of the freaks; dying hair, wearing a bit of make-up and rock in the house resulted in more gratuitous sex from chicks that were way out of my league than you can imagine. So, while some laugh at people who dress outrageously I know that the person in odd get-up is probably having a lot more fun than most of the critics out there.
C'est la vie; too bad so many people miss out on it.

 
ravenssettle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-12 08:40:50 PM  
Gothnet: no, not freakin' twilight

I'm avoiding that shiat like the plague.

 
WWODBD [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 08:44:22 PM  
Wrong_Intentions: Everybody, stop dragging down vampires by associating them with goths. they are two entirely different things. Real vampires sparkle.

Are you implying that vampires have some relation to unicorns? Because THAT is dangerous thinking.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 08:44:56 PM  
Why does anyone bother with a distinction between the two? Even D&D geeks and Civil War reenactors agree both goths and vampire wannabees deserve a soul-shattering punch to the taint.

 
Oznog 2009-07-12 08:45:57 PM  
You mean vodak and Tylen-LOL?

 
Selkhit 2009-07-12 08:48:35 PM  
Should have just let her dumb ass die. I'm sure the taxpayers in the state of Washington would agree instead of footing the bill for someone who'll probably just do it again.

 
Oh No Melon 2009-07-12 08:52:37 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
NuclearWinter 2009-07-12 08:53:47 PM  
Gothnet: hot goth chicks

Maybe in the UK they tend to be hot, they're quite rare here in the states.

 
Oznog 2009-07-12 08:56:52 PM  
One of my favorite sites:
http://www.gothsinhotweather.com/

4.bp.blogspot.com3.bp.blogspot.com1.bp.blogspot.com

I see women can do with ripped fishnet stockings, fingerless gloves, even bare midriffs. However the style gives guys no such quarter in options. You've got leather, black fabrics, layers, and zero exposed skin.

It's amazing Goths are as popular ad they are in Texas. I'm sure it's reduced over what it could be if the average temp was 10F cooler though.

 
firegoat 2009-07-12 09:07:10 PM  
Link (new window)Too bad goth chicks don't all look like this

 
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