hahaha +1

What Linda may look like:

I don't see how this could fly.

Good, God didn't want them that way anyway.

/Not religious

So the one penguin chose a member of a different sex than what he had previously been shown to prefer?

/flames

phlegmmo: I don't see how this could fly.

Thread over.

farkin' breeders

I bet Rush put her up to this.

/wonder how much she was paid to do it
//or it might be a red herring

zomg animals will fark anything they can regardless of gender? Stop the presses.

Anytime I see a penguin-related thread I automatically hear Morgan Freeman's voice reading it.
/including this one

What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.

So penguins are bi? Now that's interesting!

squealie: Anytime I see a penguin-related thread I automatically hear Morgan Freeman's voice reading it.
/including this one

you sound like morgan freeman

squealie: Anytime I see a penguin-related thread I automatically hear Morgan Freeman's voice reading it.
/including this one

I'd link the XKCD, but I'm far too lazy at this point on a Sunday

onebadgungan:
So penguins are bi? Now that's interesting!

Bi-polar?

gadian: zomg animals will fark anything they can regardless of gender? Stop the presses.

ZOMG HIV AIDS.

Thanks monkey farkers, gheys, and gov conspiracy guys. You're doing a heck of a job.

so.... they suddenly like the chicas?

See? Gays CAN be healed! Hallelujah! Stop the presses!

/Why didn't she just hook up with a chick?

Is this proof that gays can be cured of their gayness?

Noam Chimpsky: Is this proof that gays can be cured of their gayness?

Just because you like a lollipop on a regular basis doesn't mean you can't occasionally go out for pie.

sub_harmonic: farkin' breeders

Well someone bred you.

/I keed.
//Infidel.

onebadgungan: So penguins are bi? Now that's interesting!

You know who else is bi?

/so hot

see, its not normal to be gay. Even birds know that

Gdalescrboz: see, its not normal to be gay. Even birds know that

Just Bi. Saaaay what are you doing after this?

not to worry.....some liberal group will attempt to dig up dirt on and destroy the offending hetero penguin.


/hey, seems like there are quite a few Palin haters with a lot of time on their hands...

Wow. In before letrole? Surprising.

everybody likes bi girls...guys, not so much.

meatsack_01
everybody likes bi girls...guys, not so much.

Yeah, because the guys come across as just greedy, the girls.... they come across as givers..

San Francisco made sure that there were two more males than females so that two males would be forced to couple up. They will get the lonely left over male another male penguin to couple up with instead of what he wants, a female. Now that's cruelty to animals.

JWideman

What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.

Exactly. I mean you could just as easily claim that Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey were gay just because they lived together and raised children, and that claim is ridic....

Wait let me think this over a little more.

JWideman: What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.

Yah. No offense, but you spend all your time trying to render cartoon girls half-naked in bondage. So, really, your opinion, as given as a creepy fark, is kinda pointless, yeah?

JWideman Quote 2009-07-12 08:15:39 PM
What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.


Well, if you have a room mate who is the same gender as you, I guess the gay righters think that makes you gay.

aerojockey: JWideman

What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.

Exactly. I mean you could just as easily claim that Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey were gay just because they lived together and raised children, and that claim is ridic....

Wait let me think this over a little more.

I think it's more like Bob Hope and Bing Crosby in the Road to movies. Totally gay for each other until Dorothy Lamour shows up.

BIGNICKEL: JWideman: What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.

Yah. No offense, but you spend all your time trying to render cartoon girls half-naked in bondage. So, really, your opinion, as given as a creepy fark, is kinda pointless, yeah?

No offense, but you fail at logic.

Creepy but correct. Not pointless at all.

aerojockey: JWideman

What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.

Exactly. I mean you could just as easily claim that Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey were gay just because they lived together and raised children, and that claim is ridic....

Wait let me think this over a little more.


Two males forced into an enclosure establish relationship. If that makes them gay, then we may have a gay revolution in the freshmen dorms.

sub_harmonic: farkin' breeders

I lol'd

phlegmmo: onebadgungan: So penguins are bi? Now that's interesting!
Bi-polar?

*groan*

Drive By Penguining!

In before letrole.

How pathetic. Why demonize the female?

better story was linked to. John Glenn takes a punch like a champ

Was Pepper named before it was revealed he was gay?

Harry seems like a great name for a bi-curious penguin.

TheWizard: Two males forced into an enclosure establish relationship. If that makes them gay, then we may have a gay revolution in the freshmen dorms.

Well, since you mention it, that seems to be a recurring theme in many of the *ahem* mature movies I've seen.

TheWizard: Two males forced into an enclosure establish relationship. If that makes them gay, then we may have a gay revolution in the freshmen dorms.

I like the way you think.

/fap

I'm not sure how I'm going to explain this T-shirt to people, but thanks anyways fark.

TheWizard: aerojockey: JWideman

What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.

Exactly. I mean you could just as easily claim that Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey were gay just because they lived together and raised children, and that claim is ridic....

Wait let me think this over a little more.


Two males forced into an enclosure establish relationship. If that makes them gay, then we may have a gay revolution in the freshmen dorms.

Of course, let's just ignore the fact that male penguins pair up in the wild, and that these two penguins have always had access to female penguins in their enclosure, because the homophobes posting here just HATE the fact that homosexuality is completely natural...

/not gay
//just not a hater

Noam Chimpsky: San Francisco made sure that there were two more males than females so that two males would be forced to couple up. They will get the lonely left over male another male penguin to couple up with instead of what he wants, a female. Now that's cruelty to animals.

I hope you're bullshiatting, dude.


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Noam Chimpsky: Is this proof that gays can be cured of their gayness?

uatuba: So the one penguin chose a member of a different sex than what he had previously been shown to prefer?

/flames

If I could vote, +1 to both of you.

So the pairs shuffle during molting? I think I can explain it.

Harry: Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good. Oooh yeah Pepper!
Linda: Pepper? Who the hell is Pepper?
Harry: You are, honey!
Linda: No. I'm Linda.
Harry: No. No! Oh my God, look at your eyes, you are. I slept with a woman! What do I tell Pepper? He'll kill me! We all look the same to me!

zephyrkate: We all look the same to me!

That's racist!

zephyrkate: So the pairs shuffle during molting? I think I can explain it.

Harry: Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good. Oooh yeah Pepper!
Linda: Pepper? Who the hell is Pepper?
Harry: You are, honey!
Linda: No. I'm Linda.
Harry: No. No! Oh my God, look at your eyes, you are. I slept with a woman! What do I tell Pepper? He'll kill me! We all look the same to me!

I lol'd, but I'd envisioned an entirely different scenario:

Pepper: Honey, raising that chick last year was so fulfilling! I just loved it - but where are we going to get another egg?
Harry: I could go and fark that slut Linda - I hear she's gagging for it. Then, once she lays an egg, I kick her saggy arse out and you can move in! What do you think?
Pepper: Go for it!