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(UPI) Amusing Linda the female penguin breaks up homosexual nesting couple at San Francisco Zoo. B*tch   (upi.com) divider line 85
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somedude210 [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 08:07:23 PM  
hahaha +1

 
knobee 2009-07-12 08:07:28 PM  
What Linda may look like:

www.nl2bfit.com

 
phlegmmo 2009-07-12 08:08:27 PM  
I don't see how this could fly.

 
D_Evans45 2009-07-12 08:08:39 PM  
Good, God didn't want them that way anyway.

/Not religious

 
uatuba 2009-07-12 08:08:49 PM  
So the one penguin chose a member of a different sex than what he had previously been shown to prefer?

/flames

 
Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare 2009-07-12 08:09:28 PM  
phlegmmo: I don't see how this could fly.

Thread over.

 
sub_harmonic 2009-07-12 08:12:29 PM  
farkin' breeders

 
msheda 2009-07-12 08:13:04 PM  
I bet Rush put her up to this.

/wonder how much she was paid to do it
//or it might be a red herring

 
gadian [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 08:13:50 PM  
zomg animals will fark anything they can regardless of gender? Stop the presses.

 
squealie 2009-07-12 08:14:13 PM  
Anytime I see a penguin-related thread I automatically hear Morgan Freeman's voice reading it.
/including this one

 
JWideman 2009-07-12 08:15:39 PM  
What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.

 
onebadgungan 2009-07-12 08:15:48 PM  
So penguins are bi? Now that's interesting!

 
gadian [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 08:17:59 PM  
squealie: Anytime I see a penguin-related thread I automatically hear Morgan Freeman's voice reading it.
/including this one


you sound like morgan freeman

 
Klivian 2009-07-12 08:18:00 PM  
squealie: Anytime I see a penguin-related thread I automatically hear Morgan Freeman's voice reading it.
/including this one


I'd link the XKCD, but I'm far too lazy at this point on a Sunday

 
phlegmmo 2009-07-12 08:18:29 PM  
onebadgungan:
So penguins are bi? Now that's interesting!

Bi-polar?

 
EdNortonsTwin 2009-07-12 08:18:41 PM  
gadian: zomg animals will fark anything they can regardless of gender? Stop the presses.

ZOMG HIV AIDS.

Thanks monkey farkers, gheys, and gov conspiracy guys. You're doing a heck of a job.

 
Pro Zack [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 08:19:38 PM  
so.... they suddenly like the chicas?

ml.berkeleyblogs.com

 
srtpointman 2009-07-12 08:20:04 PM  
See? Gays CAN be healed! Hallelujah! Stop the presses!

/Why didn't she just hook up with a chick?

 
Noam Chimpsky 2009-07-12 08:21:03 PM  
Is this proof that gays can be cured of their gayness?

 
onebadgungan 2009-07-12 08:23:13 PM  
Noam Chimpsky: Is this proof that gays can be cured of their gayness?

Just because you like a lollipop on a regular basis doesn't mean you can't occasionally go out for pie.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-07-12 08:27:24 PM  
sub_harmonic: farkin' breeders

Well someone bred you.

/I keed.
//Infidel.

 
stickintehmud 2009-07-12 08:28:59 PM  
onebadgungan: So penguins are bi? Now that's interesting!

You know who else is bi?
www.specialreport.com
/so hot

 
Gdalescrboz 2009-07-12 08:31:13 PM  
see, its not normal to be gay. Even birds know that

 
Badgers 2009-07-12 08:34:56 PM  
i26.tinypic.com

 
bravian 2009-07-12 08:38:38 PM  
Gdalescrboz: see, its not normal to be gay. Even birds know that

Just Bi. Saaaay what are you doing after this?

 
libbynomore2 2009-07-12 08:41:13 PM  
not to worry.....some liberal group will attempt to dig up dirt on and destroy the offending hetero penguin.


/hey, seems like there are quite a few Palin haters with a lot of time on their hands...

 
Harmania 2009-07-12 08:49:02 PM  
Wow. In before letrole? Surprising.

 
meatsack_01 2009-07-12 08:51:42 PM  
everybody likes bi girls...guys, not so much.

 
Spaz-master 2009-07-12 08:56:10 PM  
meatsack_01
everybody likes bi girls...guys, not so much.

Yeah, because the guys come across as just greedy, the girls.... they come across as givers..

 
Noam Chimpsky 2009-07-12 08:56:25 PM  
San Francisco made sure that there were two more males than females so that two males would be forced to couple up. They will get the lonely left over male another male penguin to couple up with instead of what he wants, a female. Now that's cruelty to animals.

 
aerojockey [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 09:03:15 PM  
JWideman

What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.

Exactly. I mean you could just as easily claim that Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey were gay just because they lived together and raised children, and that claim is ridic....

Wait let me think this over a little more.

 
BIGNICKEL 2009-07-12 09:04:25 PM  
JWideman: What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.

Yah. No offense, but you spend all your time trying to render cartoon girls half-naked in bondage. So, really, your opinion, as given as a creepy fark, is kinda pointless, yeah?

 
Mongo cut wood 2009-07-12 09:04:44 PM  
JWideman Quote 2009-07-12 08:15:39 PM
What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.


Well, if you have a room mate who is the same gender as you, I guess the gay righters think that makes you gay.

 
robotwithglasses 2009-07-12 09:09:04 PM  
aerojockey: JWideman

What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.

Exactly. I mean you could just as easily claim that Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey were gay just because they lived together and raised children, and that claim is ridic....

Wait let me think this over a little more.


I think it's more like Bob Hope and Bing Crosby in the Road to movies. Totally gay for each other until Dorothy Lamour shows up.

 
TheWizard 2009-07-12 09:11:59 PM  
BIGNICKEL: JWideman: What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.

Yah. No offense, but you spend all your time trying to render cartoon girls half-naked in bondage. So, really, your opinion, as given as a creepy fark, is kinda pointless, yeah?


No offense, but you fail at logic.

Creepy but correct. Not pointless at all.

 
TheWizard 2009-07-12 09:14:35 PM  
aerojockey: JWideman

What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.

Exactly. I mean you could just as easily claim that Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey were gay just because they lived together and raised children, and that claim is ridic....

Wait let me think this over a little more.



Two males forced into an enclosure establish relationship. If that makes them gay, then we may have a gay revolution in the freshmen dorms.

 
blazemongr 2009-07-12 09:18:11 PM  
sub_harmonic: farkin' breeders

I lol'd

phlegmmo:
onebadgungan: So penguins are bi? Now that's interesting!
Bi-polar?


*groan*

 
Rhames 2009-07-12 09:18:18 PM  
barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu

Drive By Penguining!

www.pollsb.com

 
austerity101 2009-07-12 09:19:36 PM  
In before letrole.

 
dsrtflwr 2009-07-12 09:29:03 PM  
How pathetic. Why demonize the female?

 
Biness 2009-07-12 09:31:19 PM  
photos.upi.com

better story was linked to. John Glenn takes a punch like a champ

 
StampedingElephant 2009-07-12 09:32:29 PM  
Was Pepper named before it was revealed he was gay?

Harry seems like a great name for a bi-curious penguin.

 
Mayor Bee [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 09:33:53 PM  
TheWizard: Two males forced into an enclosure establish relationship. If that makes them gay, then we may have a gay revolution in the freshmen dorms.

Well, since you mention it, that seems to be a recurring theme in many of the *ahem* mature movies I've seen.

 
austerity101 2009-07-12 09:34:49 PM  
TheWizard: Two males forced into an enclosure establish relationship. If that makes them gay, then we may have a gay revolution in the freshmen dorms.

I like the way you think.

/fap

 
tiiger 2009-07-12 09:36:19 PM  
I'm not sure how I'm going to explain this T-shirt to people, but thanks anyways fark.

 
RealFarknMcCoy2 2009-07-12 09:39:55 PM  
TheWizard: aerojockey: JWideman

What's always bothered me about the "gay penguins" thing is that the penguins never had sex with each other, so they weren't actually gay.

Exactly. I mean you could just as easily claim that Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey were gay just because they lived together and raised children, and that claim is ridic....

Wait let me think this over a little more.


Two males forced into an enclosure establish relationship. If that makes them gay, then we may have a gay revolution in the freshmen dorms.


Of course, let's just ignore the fact that male penguins pair up in the wild, and that these two penguins have always had access to female penguins in their enclosure, because the homophobes posting here just HATE the fact that homosexuality is completely natural...

/not gay
//just not a hater

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2009-07-12 09:41:12 PM  
Noam Chimpsky: San Francisco made sure that there were two more males than females so that two males would be forced to couple up. They will get the lonely left over male another male penguin to couple up with instead of what he wants, a female. Now that's cruelty to animals.

I hope you're bullshiatting, dude.


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Noam Chimpsky: Is this proof that gays can be cured of their gayness?

uatuba: So the one penguin chose a member of a different sex than what he had previously been shown to prefer?

/flames


If I could vote, +1 to both of you.

 
zephyrkate 2009-07-12 09:44:15 PM  
So the pairs shuffle during molting? I think I can explain it.

Harry: Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good. Oooh yeah Pepper!
Linda: Pepper? Who the hell is Pepper?
Harry: You are, honey!
Linda: No. I'm Linda.
Harry: No. No! Oh my God, look at your eyes, you are. I slept with a woman! What do I tell Pepper? He'll kill me! We all look the same to me!

 
Mayor Bee [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 09:48:55 PM  
zephyrkate: We all look the same to me!

That's racist!

 
RealFarknMcCoy2 2009-07-12 09:56:54 PM  
zephyrkate: So the pairs shuffle during molting? I think I can explain it.

Harry: Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good. Oooh yeah Pepper!
Linda: Pepper? Who the hell is Pepper?
Harry: You are, honey!
Linda: No. I'm Linda.
Harry: No. No! Oh my God, look at your eyes, you are. I slept with a woman! What do I tell Pepper? He'll kill me! We all look the same to me!


I lol'd, but I'd envisioned an entirely different scenario:

Pepper: Honey, raising that chick last year was so fulfilling! I just loved it - but where are we going to get another egg?
Harry: I could go and fark that slut Linda - I hear she's gagging for it. Then, once she lays an egg, I kick her saggy arse out and you can move in! What do you think?
Pepper: Go for it!

 
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