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(Austin News KXAN) Dumbass Man steals beer from convenience store in his underwear. Police apprehend suspect after brief pursuit   (kxan.com) divider line 26
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shanrick [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 01:22:55 AM  
How the hell did he get a convenience store into his underwear?

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 03:07:20 AM  
Police located Dayvon Lee, 25, and another man, both of whom matched the description by the store clerk, right down to Lee's skivvies.

Ya think!!!

 
onebadgungan 2009-07-12 03:37:30 AM  
shanrick: How the hell did he get a convenience store into his underwear?

...

I hate you.

 
Chinchillazilla [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-12 03:38:14 AM  
I'm applauding for both the headline and the Weeners.

Oh, language.

 
Aye Carumba 2009-07-12 03:42:26 AM  
Thanks for making me spray beer out my nostrils, subby. Groan.

 
phlegmmo 2009-07-12 03:45:51 AM  
OMG MGD BVD LOL

 
NeuroticRocker [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 04:02:07 AM  
says nothing about pants

www.customerservicepoint.com

 
Malivon 2009-07-12 04:03:42 AM  
It's too early to start this business subby.

 
Jamieboy 2009-07-12 04:07:22 AM  
You own me a keyboard, monitor and a clean shirt, shanrick.

 
AlienOmega 2009-07-12 04:12:14 AM  
shanrick: How the hell did he get a convenience store into his underwear?

That was my first thought after reading the headline.

My second thought was that the thread would be done in one.


/possibly psychic

 
RenegadJew 2009-07-12 04:17:38 AM  
shanrick: How the hell did he get a convenience store into his underwear?

www.peoplequiz.com

I never forget an "over in one" but in your case I'll make an exception.

 
kb7rky 2009-07-12 04:19:33 AM  
Hell, this thread was over before it ever began...

 
Llamafrog 2009-07-12 04:19:57 AM  
kill the sub now, worst headline ever. I feel dumber having read that. Thanks

 
Archie Goodwin [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 04:42:15 AM  
I need to leave the scene of this thread. Somebody call me a cab.

 
Gyrfalcon 2009-07-12 05:13:37 AM  
baka-san: Police located Dayvon Lee, 25, and another man, both of whom matched the description by the store clerk, right down to Lee's skivvies.

Ya think!!!


They were both wearing Lee's skivvies?

 
Tietsu 2009-07-12 05:14:45 AM  
Subby I hate you so much...

 
What Guy 2009-07-12 05:40:25 AM  
Archie Goodwin, you're a cab.

 
Stealthdozer 2009-07-12 06:46:49 AM  
Has Lee reported is skivvies missing?

Have the police chief been briefed?

Depends...

 
Pwnzor 2009-07-12 07:00:57 AM  
Now THAT's convenience!

 
Danger Avoid Death 2009-07-12 07:09:39 AM  
shanrick: How the hell did he get a convenience store into his underwear?

I don't know, but I'd steer clear of the hot dogs.

 
tonguedepressor [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 07:26:38 AM  
Another case that was solved by skid marks.

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Cottage Cheesecake 2009-07-12 08:10:07 AM  
If he resisted arrest would that be a boxer rebellion or a brief altercation?

/Under where?

 
muddythinker 2009-07-12 09:25:58 AM  
After I read the headline to my wife, she asked: "If he had a convenience store in his underwear, why did he have to steal the beer in the first place?"

 
Quadraton [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 10:11:15 AM  
shanrick: How the hell did he get a convenience store into his underwear?

Ba-da-boom ching! (pops)

 
Linoleum_Blownapart 2009-07-12 10:34:05 AM  
That's not irrelevant, that's a hippopotamus!

 
hardercase 2009-07-13 10:28:10 AM  
shanrick: How the hell did he get a convenience store into his underwear?

Came for Groucho Marx. Left happy.

 
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