How the hell did he get a convenience store into his underwear?

Police located Dayvon Lee, 25, and another man, both of whom matched the description by the store clerk, right down to Lee's skivvies.

Ya think!!!

shanrick: How the hell did he get a convenience store into his underwear?

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I hate you.

I'm applauding for both the headline and the Weeners.

Oh, language.

Thanks for making me spray beer out my nostrils, subby. Groan.

OMG MGD BVD LOL

says nothing about pants

It's too early to start this business subby.

You own me a keyboard, monitor and a clean shirt, shanrick.

shanrick: How the hell did he get a convenience store into his underwear?

That was my first thought after reading the headline.

My second thought was that the thread would be done in one.


/possibly psychic

shanrick: How the hell did he get a convenience store into his underwear?



I never forget an "over in one" but in your case I'll make an exception.

Hell, this thread was over before it ever began...

kill the sub now, worst headline ever. I feel dumber having read that. Thanks

I need to leave the scene of this thread. Somebody call me a cab.

baka-san: Police located Dayvon Lee, 25, and another man, both of whom matched the description by the store clerk, right down to Lee's skivvies.

Ya think!!!

They were both wearing Lee's skivvies?

Subby I hate you so much...

Archie Goodwin, you're a cab.

Has Lee reported is skivvies missing?

Have the police chief been briefed?

Depends...

Now THAT's convenience!

shanrick: How the hell did he get a convenience store into his underwear?

I don't know, but I'd steer clear of the hot dogs.

Another case that was solved by skid marks.

If he resisted arrest would that be a boxer rebellion or a brief altercation?

/Under where?

After I read the headline to my wife, she asked: "If he had a convenience store in his underwear, why did he have to steal the beer in the first place?"

shanrick: How the hell did he get a convenience store into his underwear?

Ba-da-boom ching! (pops)

That's not irrelevant, that's a hippopotamus!

shanrick: How the hell did he get a convenience store into his underwear?

Came for Groucho Marx. Left happy.