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(MLive.com) Fail After you rob a bank, it's probably not a good idea to ask a cop for a ride to flee the scene   (mlive.com) divider line 24
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kb7rky 2009-07-12 02:27:45 AM  
pictures.mastermarf.com

 
Speaker2Animals 2009-07-12 02:28:33 AM  
Well, they have the fastest cars, don't they?

 
Vangor [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-12 02:33:21 AM  
I am fairly certain a police officer would be all too willing to offer me a ride after I robbed a bank. Seems a great idea, depending on where one is going.

 
kb7rky 2009-07-12 02:34:21 AM  
Vangor: I am fairly certain a police officer would be all too willing to offer me a ride after I robbed a bank. Seems a great idea, depending on where one is going.

I can promise you, it wouldn't be to your house...

 
Chinchillazilla [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-12 02:36:59 AM  
It's a better idea than just taking the cop's car, though. In the long run.

blog.mlive.com

/hotter than a stolen cop car

 
gregoropolis 2009-07-12 02:37:55 AM  
seems as if the olice man was offf duty and he was just trying toto car jac him.

so hes not that dumb just unlucy.... maybe just a ittle smarter than you thin

eyboar broenn "no usable letter mat"

 
mephox 2009-07-12 02:39:54 AM  
DA: It was an undercover cop.

/DA

Undercover cops exist. You've got the worst streak of bad luck and idiocy that the person you ask to haul you away from the crime scene is one. Time to just give up and accept that crime just isn't going to pay off well for you. Enjoy prison!

/Guarantee the first person that makes him his biatch was his previous robbery victim.

 
Vangor [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-12 02:40:04 AM  
kb7rky: I can promise you, it wouldn't be to your house...

Technically, it would be your house.

 
Ovnio 2009-07-12 02:42:22 AM  
I'd like to know how he got caught the first time he robbed a bank.

 
gregoropolis 2009-07-12 02:44:59 AM  
undercover... off duty

differcnce... damnit i cant even tye quesstion marrs

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 02:45:43 AM  
How was he supposed to know it was a cop?

 
MadFarker 2009-07-12 02:55:01 AM  
No public enemy references yet ?

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 02:57:36 AM  
Vangor: I am fairly certain a police officer would be all too willing to offer me a ride after I robbed a bank. Seems a great idea, depending on where one is going.

Yes. You just have to do it right.

 
kb7rky 2009-07-12 03:05:55 AM  
Vangor: kb7rky: I can promise you, it wouldn't be to your house...

Technically, it would be your house.

o_O

/it's late, and I'm tired...

 
GroverCleveland 2009-07-12 03:26:42 AM  
http://www.rabobank.com

 
phlegmmo 2009-07-12 03:41:47 AM  
gregoropolis:
seems as if the olice man was offf duty and he was just trying toto car jac him.

so hes not that dumb just unlucy.... maybe just a ittle smarter than you thin

eyboar broenn "no usable letter mat"

"Now who can argue with that?"
www.filmdope.com

 
Chinchillazilla [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-12 03:43:38 AM  
phlegmmo: gregoropolis:
seems as if the olice man was offf duty and he was just trying toto car jac him.

so hes not that dumb just unlucy.... maybe just a ittle smarter than you thin

eyboar broenn "no usable letter mat"

"Now who can argue with that?"

I tried to come up with some sort of response and decided to pass.

You got across what I wanted to express. Thank you.

 
belhade 2009-07-12 03:46:28 AM  
gregoropolis: seems as if the olice man was offf duty and he was just trying toto car jac him.

so hes not that dumb just unlucy.... maybe just a ittle smarter than you thin

eyboar broenn "no usable letter mat"

Um...

You probably should have stopped drinking after the second bottle...

 
Chinchillazilla [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-12 03:50:07 AM  
gregoropolis: seems as if the olice man was offf duty and he was just trying toto car jac him.

so hes not that dumb just unlucy.... maybe just a ittle smarter than you thin

eyboar broenn "no usable letter mat"

(are you the "How is babby formed" guy, by any chance?)

 
phlegmmo 2009-07-12 03:51:18 AM  
Chinchillazilla:
phlegmmo: gregoropolis:
seems as if the olice man was offf duty and he was just trying toto car jac him.

so hes not that dumb just unlucy.... maybe just a ittle smarter than you thin

eyboar broenn "no usable letter mat"

"Now who can argue with that?"

I tried to come up with some sort of response and decided to pass.

You got across what I wanted to express. Thank you.


"Rivvet."
www.filmdope.com

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 05:14:39 AM  
Vangor: kb7rky: I can promise you, it wouldn't be to your house...

Technically, it would be your house.

It's what your cell is called, in prison.

 
Mr. Breeze 2009-07-12 10:20:31 AM  
Gyrfalcon: Vangor: kb7rky: I can promise you, it wouldn't be to your house...

Technically, it would be your house.

It's what your cell is called, in prison.

That guy has a "Crap, this will wind up on Fark" look.

 
kb7rky 2009-07-12 03:38:45 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Vangor: kb7rky: I can promise you, it wouldn't be to your house...

Technically, it would be your house.

It's what your cell is called, in prison.

Thanks for the PSA...I'll make every effort to stay out of there.

 
burgle23 2009-07-13 11:41:46 AM  
gregoropolis: undercover... off duty

differcnce... damnit i cant even tye quesstion marrs

new keyboard maybe? or a new head. whichever's cheaper.

 
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