willicus: I've never heard of this Sarah Palen woman, but if she pisses you libs off this much, she can't be that bad

We're not pissed off at her. We're laughing at her.

Haha skookum, you are funny!

"If you'd only do the honorable thing and realize that Mom and Dad are coming home and will see the mess you've made, and you will be sorely dealt with."

I'm a liberal with a concealed handgun license, and I can't wait for the post-apocalyptic era when I get to send tight-assed one brain celled cretins like you to heaven after having missed the rapture because I'm sure you'll be left behind. It will be a fine time of roaming the wasteland looking for inconsiderate knuckle dragging evolution-defying farktards like you in hopes of eliminating the waste of life you represent if only for the betterment of human kind.

Nice to meet you.

Prince of Peas: Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Supreme Leader: Christians are gullible, so it makes sense to appeal to them.
Especially if you don't believe in that nonsense.

So you're saying that Obama is only pretending to be a Christian? All those years attending church and all those campaign visits to church were all a pretense for political gain?

I'm no gun hater (have a few), but for the life of me I can't imagine few things more boring than a call-in radio show about firearms.

Is Alaska, really, that boring?

NEDM: SupremeLeader: Dinjiin: rburp: Is Whidbey every troll ever or something?

The name skookum may be derived from Skookumchuck River. Whidbey's own name comes from Whidbey Island. Both are geographical places within Washington State.

Maybe somebody thought that the two are linked because of those similarities.

Hmmm, didn't know that Trollology had advanced so much.

No, he responded to someone calling out skookum in character...as whidbey. That thread was EPIC.

Anyone have the link? This sounds like it could make for some good reading.

SuperCatBarf: You can lol at skookum all you want, but keep in mind that the same folks who invented zero & such as are now the third-world losers whose country is occupied by Americans. In a few hundred years (if not sooner) the Christians will have taken over America and someday people will wonder, "golly, how'd those backwater religious-freak retards ever have a culture that allowed them to rule the world/create microchips?"

Americans will fight such insults to their dominance by running to join any disturbance to hoist signs and chant slogans at every opportunity, especially if it involves TV cameras.

Goddammit, the fricking Mohammedans did not invent the zero! It was just introduced to Europe via them.

prince of peas: So you're saying that Obama is only pretending to be a Christian? All those years attending church and all those campaign visits to church were all a pretense for political gain?

Of course. Every good Republican knows that Obama is a seekrit muslin who was really born in Kenya.

SupremeLeader: prince of peas: gothelder: jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Christians are gullible, so it makes sense to appeal to them.
Especially if you don't believe in that nonsense.

Dude, we get it. You're an atheist. You don't have to be a dick about it.

I think a lot of the conservatives have some sort of misunderstanding that the liberals (of which I am one) want to do away with all guns. That's not the case at all.

Most of us liberals feel that registration should be required, and what's wrong with that? You have to register a car before you can drive it, what's so horrible about having to register a firearm?

skookum: Half this country nearly elected her last time. Obama barely won, and that's without considering how the infamous Chicago-style political machine corruption might have come into play.

And Palin is not "stupid," she merely does not fit into your rather hippie-ish liberal world, she is a professional who isn't afraid to rally Americans around traditional values and methodologies. It's obvious that liberalism has taken this country down more than a few notches, and we will return to instill our sense of traditional conservatism and return to Christian values. That sir, does represent half of this country that feels they were cheated last November, and we are ready to take Washington again.

So... why do you assume that by the next election, the libs will have stopped using Chicago-style political machine corruption? Or that Palin will get a majority of the votes in spite of not fitting into the hippie-ish world of the majority party?

skookum: Obama barely won

7 million votes and a margin of nearly 200 in the electoral college makes him pretty legit.

SupremeLeader: The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

Eddie_Dean_NY: Keep an eye open for Gato Negro, he posted at least 4 cox and forkum 'toons yesterday that I saw. And he has that special-ed style.

So you're saying my login is obsolete? Dammit!

SupremeLeader: The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

You are acting no better than the fundies you seek to combat. You are an atheist. Fine. Thats between you and God. Not my position to judge. But people do take it personally when you call their beliefs akin to believing in Santa, and calling God a "sky-wizard". Is that any better than what a fundie would spew?

NEDM: SupremeLeader: The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

You are acting no better than the fundies you seek to combat. You are an atheist. Fine. Thats between you and God. Not my position to judge. But people do take it personally when you call their beliefs akin to believing in Santa, and calling God a "sky-wizard". Is that any better than what a fundie would spew?

I believe that Santa is my sky wizard and I am offended by your comment.

I am officially disappointed that skookum no longer has his list on his profile.

I enjoyed seeing my username and realize that I would be one of many brought into internment camps.

SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

You are acting no better than the fundies you seek to combat. You are an atheist. Fine. Thats between you and God. Not my position to judge. But people do take it personally when you call their beliefs akin to believing in Santa, and calling God a "sky-wizard". Is that any better than what a fundie would spew?

Don't try to frighten us with your religious ways, NEDM. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen election results, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Democrats' hidden campaign funds...

...you know I'm a Democrat, right?

SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: prince of peas: gothelder: jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Christians are gullible, so it makes sense to appeal to them.
Especially if you don't believe in that nonsense.

Dude, we get it. You're an atheist. You don't have to be a dick about it.

The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

Ummm .. please read my post. I am not a Christian.
I just find it difficult to believe that any human can be that bigoted to believe that all Christians are evil. President Obama's views are the polar opposite of the values and lifestyles in which Christians are often portrayed on Fark, yet no one seems to acknowledge his belief, and regular observance, of Christianity (Mooslim jokes aside).

/Bigots always believe the other guy is the bigot.

Another poll, another lib peeing in his panties.

i am liking the sidetrack results i threw in here.

what would the real life equivalent of caturday be, though? would TFers be congress?? WE MUST KNOW!!!

/dont care about palin
//like the nuge for his music
///slashy slashy

anfrind: willicus: I've never heard of this Sarah Palen woman, but if she pisses you libs off this much, she can't be that bad

We're not pissed off at her. We're laughing at her.

Lol, whatever. It's common knowledge that you libs attack anyone who doesn't bow down to your moslem messiah. She seems like a real shoot from the hip, tell-it-like-it-is gal. Bet y'all are scared shiatless ;)

Oddly enough I just finished a book about science and religion. The main point of it was that now that we have the scientific method, we don't need pillars to hold up the sky or a god to decide our fate.

NEDM: SupremeLeader: The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

You are acting no better than the fundies you seek to combat. You are an atheist. Fine. Thats between you and God. Not my position to judge. But people do take it personally when you call their beliefs akin to believing in Santa, and calling God a "sky-wizard". Is that any better than what a fundie would spew?

Seconded. The coolest Christians I know are the ones who keep their beliefs to themselves and don't force them on others; I can't imagine why you would think this principle doesn't apply to atheists as well.

Develop a personality and you don't have to define yourself by your beliefs.

Democratic presidents from here on out, it's gonna happen, I'm smilin', how 'bout you? The Republican party, considering all that's happened recently, is doomed. The idea of a 'Faith based, constituency means no thinking person is ever gonna support a women like Palin for higher office, amen (no pun, probably).

willicus: Lol, whatever. It's common knowledge that you libs Republicans attack anyone who doesn't bow down to your moslem messiah moose lady. She Obama seems like a real shoot from the hip, tell-it-like-it-is gal guy. Bet y'all are scared shiatless ;)

FTFY.

Seriously. Go take a long look in the mirror before you embarrass yourself any further.

SupremeLeader: prince of peas: SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: prince of peas: gothelder: jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Christians are gullible, so it makes sense to appeal to them.
Especially if you don't believe in that nonsense.

Dude, we get it. You're an atheist. You don't have to be a dick about it.

The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

Ummm .. please read my post. I am not a Christian.
I just find it difficult to believe that any human can be that bigoted to believe that all Christians are evil. President Obama's views are the polar opposite of the values and lifestyles in which Christians are often portrayed on Fark, yet no one seems to acknowledge his belief, and regular observance, of Christianity (Mooslim jokes aside).

/Bigots always believe the other guy is the bigot.

Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

Nor do we need atheist bigots. One is not better than the other.

Whoopa Fadoopa: Democratic presidents from here on out, it's gonna happen, I'm smilin', how 'bout you? The Republican party, considering all that's happened recently, is doomed. The idea of a 'Faith based, constituency means no thinking person is ever gonna support a women like Palin for higher office, amen (no pun, probably).

... where fantasy is fact.

SupremeLeader:
Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

See, it's shiat like that that makes me wish I could force a belief on you and get you kicked out of the atheists' club. The rest of us are here because we're trying to get away arguments like that, jackass.

SupremeLeader: Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

And before you even start, I'm Eastern Orthodox. Practically noone else particularly likes particular type of Christianity(which is the closest to the original church, I might add). Even the Catholics don't particularly like us. The whole point of this rant is that atheists are not the only target for fundie bigotry.

/rant over

NEDM, ASlyLittleFox:

You do realize that SupremeLeader is responding to everything you say with nothing but movie quotes at this point, right?

SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

And before you even start, I'm Eastern Orthodox. Practically noone else particularly likes particular type of Christianity(which is the closest to the original church, I might add). Even the Catholics don't particularly like us. The whole point of this rant is that atheists are not the only target for fundie bigotry.

/rant over

Your feeble rants are no match for the power of the Atheist Side.

Oh. You're just being silly. How foolish of me to have not noticed.

SupremeLeader: prince of peas: SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: prince of peas: gothelder: jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Christians are gullible, so it makes sense to appeal to them.
Especially if you don't believe in that nonsense.

Dude, we get it. You're an atheist. You don't have to be a dick about it.

The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

Ummm .. please read my post. I am not a Christian.
I just find it difficult to believe that any human can be that bigoted to believe that all Christians are evil. President Obama's views are the polar opposite of the values and lifestyles in which Christians are often portrayed on Fark, yet no one seems to acknowledge his belief, and regular observance, of Christianity (Mooslim jokes aside).

/Bigots always believe the other guy is the bigot.

Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

OK ... intelligent discussion is always welcome. Diverse opinions are respected. Humorous derision is expected and appreciated. But you sir have proven yourself to be an idiot troll, and now hold the honor of being the only farker on my ignore list. Enjoy your pathetic, warped life.

anfrind: willicus: Lol, whatever. It's common knowledge that you libs Republicans attack anyone who doesn't bow down to your moslem messiah moose lady. She Obama seems like a real shoot from the hip, tell-it-like-it-is gal guy. Bet y'all are scared shiatless ;)

FTFY.

Seriously. Go take a long look in the mirror before you embarrass yourself any further.

Typical lib. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you use that tired 'fixed it' meme. Maybe you should look in the mirror, lol

Troggie42: i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen?

day 1: marijuana legalized, RONPAUL nominated and confirmed The Risen Jesus by a vote of 3 to 2.
days 2-7: sleeping it off
day 7: lone far right winger that's actually serious manages to find his pants, shoes, and launch codes, obliterates 23 states.

One more, just for good measure:

SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

And before you even start, I'm Eastern Orthodox. Practically noone else particularly likes particular type of Christianity(which is the closest to the original church, I might add). Even the Catholics don't particularly like us. The whole point of this rant is that atheists are not the only target for fundie bigotry.

/rant over

Your feeble rants are no match for the power of the Atheist Side.

Oh. You're just being silly. How foolish of me to have not noticed.

You didn't notice that I was merely paraphrasing "Star Wars" quotes?
Oh, dear.

Sorry. Got scared by a roach*. Not thinking straight.

*What? Everyone is allowed one unfounded fear in their life.

anfrind: NEDM, ASlyLittleFox:

You do realize that SupremeLeader is responding to everything you say with nothing but movie quotes at this point, right?

lol, i wasnt even reading any of that, but now that you mention it...

golf clap for supremeleader. well played sir.

SupremeLeader: Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

anfrind: NEDM, ASlyLittleFox:

You do realize that SupremeLeader is responding to everything you say with nothing but movie quotes at this point, right?

Yeah, but... he keeps pulling them out, it was starting to get impressive. I in the middle of typing up a snarky comment about Christian advances to art and architecture just to see if he could keep it up, but he's stopped doing it now. The magic's over.

Troggie42: fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week?

*I* think it would be more like the scene in Johnny English where Atkinson is dancing half-naked in his bathroom, unaware as the world watches.

willicus: anfrind: willicus: Lol, whatever. It's common knowledge that you libs Republicans attack anyone who doesn't bow down to your moslem messiah moose lady. She Obama seems like a real shoot from the hip, tell-it-like-it-is gal guy. Bet y'all are scared shiatless ;)

FTFY.

Seriously. Go take a long look in the mirror before you embarrass yourself any further.

Typical lib. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you use that tired 'fixed it' meme. Maybe you should look in the mirror, lol

Typical Republican. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you accuse me of everything that you yourself are guilty of.

Ah, screw it. You're obviously incapable of critical thinking, so I'm wasting my time by arguing with you.

Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

Well, most of the religious types would get a beatdown mandated by law, which really wouldn't be a bad thing for all the shiat they've put the world through. We'd combine new activites, like eating bacon and farking. When not farking, we'd require daily "nudity class" and hang out at strip joints. We'd only serve beer, and squirrels would be easy to catch due to their oversized testicles. And Admiral Akbar speed trap pop-ups along the side of the road would be mandatory to warn you of an upcoming speed trap. A submitter gets his shiat jumped for using an apostrophe incorrectly. Am I missing anything else? What other Fark cliche can we throw in, here?

Basically, a right wing Republican's worst nightmare, which makes me think it wouldn't be so bad. ;-)

willicus: Typical lib. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you use that tired 'fixed it' meme. Maybe you should look in the mirror, lol

You may want to try to be factually accurate first. Like dropping the whole Obama is Moslem thing.

neilbradley: Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

Well, most of the religious types would get a beatdown mandated by law, which really wouldn't be a bad thing for all the shiat they've put the world through.

Ugh, here we go again...

neilbradley: Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

Well, most of the religious types would get a beatdown mandated by law, which really wouldn't be a bad thing for all the shiat they've put the world through. We'd combine new activites, like eating bacon and farking. When not farking, we'd require daily "nudity class" and hang out at strip joints. We'd only serve beer, and squirrels would be easy to catch due to their oversized testicles. And Admiral Akbar speed trap pop-ups along the side of the road would be mandatory to warn you of an upcoming speed trap. A submitter gets his shiat jumped for using an apostrophe incorrectly. Am I missing anything else? What other Fark cliche can we throw in, here?

The NSA would be run by Ceiling Cat?

neilbradley: Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

Well, most of the religious types would get a beatdown mandated by law, which really wouldn't be a bad thing for all the shiat they've put the world through. We'd combine new activites, like eating bacon and farking. When not farking, we'd require daily "nudity class" and hang out at strip joints. We'd only serve beer, and squirrels would be easy to catch due to their oversized testicles. And Admiral Akbar speed trap pop-ups along the side of the road would be mandatory to warn you of an upcoming speed trap. A submitter gets his shiat jumped for using an apostrophe incorrectly. Am I missing anything else? What other Fark cliche can we throw in, here?

Basically, a right wing Republican's worst nightmare, which makes me think it wouldn't be so bad. ;-)

see, i tried to do something fun, and you had to throw politics in it in a politics thread. jeez, some people. this is why we can't have nice things. besides, you can't alter the genetics of every squirrel in the world in a week, the logistics of catching ONE squirrel are daunting enough.

seriously though, we need to get on that admiral ackbar thing, at least. i loves me some speeding, and that would cut my commutes everywhere down substantially, and give me driving lulz, so win-win.

WhyteRaven74:
You may want to try to be factually accurate first. Like dropping the whole Obama is Moslem thing.

So, am I alone in thinking that it would be the most bad-ass thing ever if Obama actually converted to Islam?

No seriously, just think about it for a minute - if he gets a second term, and three years in, the economy starts to recover (I know it's wishful thinking, leave me alone), and then he gets up and says "You know what? I AM a Muslim now." Would be the biggest "fark you" to right-wing fundies ever; the only way to top that would be if he did that and then immediately turned around and made out with Rush's mom.

ASlyLittleFox: WhyteRaven74:
You may want to try to be factually accurate first. Like dropping the whole Obama is Moslem thing.

So, am I alone in thinking that it would be the most bad-ass thing ever if Obama actually converted to Islam?

No seriously, just think about it for a minute - if he gets a second term, and three years in, the economy starts to recover (I know it's wishful thinking, leave me alone), and then he gets up and says "You know what? I AM a Muslim now." Would be the biggest "fark you" to right-wing fundies ever; the only way to top that would be if he did that and then immediately turned around and made out with Rush's mom.

No. Because that might be the thing that motivates the potential snipers to get off their fat asses.