Troggie42: i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen?

SupremeLeader: Soon this great nation will be de-Christianized.

Never, not in your wildest dreams. If anything, this country is becoming stronger in its duty to God, and again, you're going to have to find out the hard way when Palin (or her designee) becomes the 45th President of the United States, defeating Obama in the worst upset ever.

Mark my words, the Republicans will return with a vengeance, overturning the superficial yet horridly expensive Obama years. They will be a footnote in time.

But we're also aware that you liberals aren't going to relinquish your hold without a fight, and that's sadly your undoing. If you'd only do the honorable thing and realize that Mom and Dad are coming home and will see the mess you've made, and you will be sorely dealt with. That metaphor colorfully paints the spirit of the times, and just how fragile your short-lived control will prove.

When Jon Stewart gets back Monday, he is gonna be soooo pissed he took this week, of all weeks, off.

I was there. I heard the show. I always wondered why righties in Fairbanks were such paranoid freaks until I listened to Michael Dukes' show.

Crazy shiat.

Crazy shiat.

rburp: I haven't seen many cox and forkum cartoons though, so maybe he's gone.

Keep an eye open for Gato Negro, he posted at least 4 cox and forkum 'toons yesterday that I saw. And he has that special-ed style.

paygun: SupremeLeader: I, for one, look forward towards a golden age of science and reason.

Well we'll just have to see. As it stands now, science is impossible since people who believe in god still exist.

Hi, I'm a Lutheran who's watching and enjoying Mythbusters at this very moment.

Lenny_da_Hog: When Jon Stewart gets back Monday, he is gonna be soooo pissed he took this week, of all weeks, off.

pretty sure that happens every month

skookum: Never, not in your wildest dreams. If anything, this country is becoming stronger in its duty to God, and again, you're going to have to find out the hard way when Palin (or her designee) becomes the 45th President of the United States, defeating Obama in the worst upset ever.

Mark my words, the Republicans will return with a vengeance, overturning the superficial yet horridly expensive Obama years. They will be a footnote in time.


i cant tell if that is sarcasm or a true delusion can you clarify?

skookum:

Aww, you think you're still relevant to American politics? How cute.

Lenny_da_Hog: When Jon Stewart gets back Monday, he is gonna be soooo pissed he took this week, of all weeks, off.

It's a Daily Show tradition. The second Jon goes on break, the news explodes, he comes back all 'I can't leave you people alone for a second.'

Gosling: paygun: SupremeLeader: I, for one, look forward towards a golden age of science and reason.

Well we'll just have to see. As it stands now, science is impossible since people who believe in god still exist.

Hi, I'm a Lutheran who's watching and enjoying Mythbusters at this very moment.

ELCA doesn't count as True Christian here in Jesusland

gravy chugging cretin.: ELCA doesn't count as True Christian here in Jesusland

What do we count as then?

cardex: sarcasm or a true delusion

And I'm always astounded at the overwhelming sense of denial in the liberal nomenclature. Seriously, take a look around you. HALF, yes HALF of the country is preparing to rally around Palin (or her designee) come 2012.

If you haven't figured out that this is basically a coup to stop America from becoming the next People's Republic, then I already knew you were beyond hope when you weren't rising to the occasion to defend Mrs. Palin and Mr. Nugent's efforts along with many others, John McCain, Newt Gingrich just to name a few. We're ready to turn the tables again.

SupremeLeader: Their base (racists, hillbillies, Christian nutcases. But I repeat myself) will never vote Republican...

Apparently Fox's chyron guy is a Farker.

skookum: If you haven't figured out that this is basically a coup to stop America from becoming the next People's Republic, then I already knew you were beyond hope when you weren't rising to the occasion to defend Mrs. Palin and Mr. Nugent's efforts along with many others, John McCain, Newt Gingrich just to name a few. We're ready to turn the tables again.

Wellllll... this is technically a republic, and power ultimately rests with the people, so... whatcher point?

jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Gosling: Well, we'll still be a majority Christian nation for the foreseeable future, so in the empirical sense, I disagree. In spirit, though, I get you. The religion will still be there; it's simply being de-emphasized.

i hope you are right its about time that we get back to the way this country was set up before the Christians farked everything up.


All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.

Thomas Pain.

anfrind: image

sweet!!! i love that game!!

skookum: SupremeLeader: Soon this great nation will be de-Christianized.

Never, not in your wildest dreams. If anything, this country is becoming stronger in its duty to God, and again, you're going to have to find out the hard way when Palin (or her designee) becomes the 45th President of the United States, defeating Obama in the worst upset ever.

I mean.... you really think so? Because, it's just... you know that you can't win an election by just believing really hard, right? Other people also have to agree with you. A lot of other people. Like... you can't have a minority opinion and still win, no matter how right you think you are.

I'm just sayin', man. The right-wing numbers really aren't there, so, I don't know where this landslide victory could possibly come from. Your persuasive arguments, maybe? Because... those might need work.

skookum: Mark my words, the Republicans will return with a vengeance, overturning the superficial yet horridly expensive Obama years. They will be a footnote in time.

I take it this will be after they quit eating paste and drooling on their overalls?

/ I always like to see things rise from the ashs, like A Tucson.

I was hoping for some black bear backstrap recipies.

Mmmm, bear tenderloin. Wrapped in bacon I presume.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

You have outraged me sir!!!
I am preparing a vicious retort of your position!
Prepare yourself!

rburp: Is Whidbey every troll ever or something?

The name skookum may be derived from Skookumchuck River. Whidbey's own name comes from Whidbey Island. Both are geographical places within Washington State.

Maybe somebody thought that the two are linked because of those similarities.

skookum: And I'm always astounded at the overwhelming sense of denial in the liberal nomenclature. Seriously, take a look around you. HALF, yes HALF of the country is preparing to rally around Palin (or her designee) come 2012.

humm Obama is averaging 60% approval rating, and the smallest percentage of Americans are willing to admit that they are republicans in the last 75 years so i would love to know where the HALF of the country you are talking about it at. i am going to strongly suggest that you up your medication and come live in the real world for a while, in the mean time i am putting you on ignore don't take it personal its just that you are so stupid it hurts and sadly the only cure for someone as far gone as you are is death (not that i would encourage you to kill yourself but if you do want to give it a try there was a nice headline yesterday about a guy that used his car to cut off his head may want to give it a try).

Aw, c'mon guys. Stop harassing poor li'l skookum. It's obvious s/he's had his/her critical thinking ability removed, like a partial lobotomy, by the church s/he attends.

/after all, mine was
//I got better

Gosling: gravy chugging cretin.: ELCA doesn't count as True Christian here in Jesusland

What do we count as then?

Heathen Bastard Cultist, just like the Catholics and Methodists and them there Episcopalians. (Dude, the LCMS has this all laid out for you.)

Gotta love political threads...it brings out the trolls so you know who to put on your ignore list.

/carry on...

hehehehehe

gothelder:
/ I always like to see things rise from the ashs, like A Tucson.

Ohh Duckman.....nice

cardex: humm Obama is averaging 60% approval rating, and the smallest percentage of Americans are willing to admit that they are republicans in the last 75 years so i would love to know where the HALF of the country you are talking about it at.

the half that love saggy tits and a stretchy vagina on an average looking woman. You can hate the shiat out of Sarah Palin til sundown but for some farked up reason she's popular.

skookum: HALF, yes HALF of the country is preparing to rally around Palin (or her designee) come 2012.

*Ahem* you mean a quarter of the country, downhill, on a windy day.

moothemagiccow: You can hate the shiat out of Sarah Palin til sundown but for some farked up reason she's popular.

i don't hate her at all, Palin is one of the best things to ever happen to the Democrats. Its like the gods gave us a living example of everything wrong with the right wing all rolled up into a living cartoon without any of the good points of the party (and yes the right wing is right on a few issues but not many).

SupremeLeader: UsikFark: skookum: HALF, yes HALF of the country is preparing to rally around Palin (or her designee) come 2012.

*Ahem* you mean a quarter of the country, downhill, on a windy day.

But they are Real Americans^TM, so their vote is worth twice as much.

ftfy

GAT_00: Dude, skookum's back! I was always pissed I wasn't on his little list.

If that's the best he's got, then he should just stay away.

Ted Nugent is still alive? What is he, like 65?

Who farking cares? If you feel the need to call in to a radio show, other than to win tickets to a live show, you're irrelevant.

Sarah Palin is a gem. Without her, the Republican stupidity would not be as readily apparent, and I'd love to fark her in the butt and then donkey punch her.

/She deserves all my love.

skookum: Mark my words, the Republicans will return with a vengeance, overturning the superficial yet horridly expensive Obama years.

Yes, let's return to the fiscally sound policies of the Bush administration.

It's amazing how many people have never heard of skookum, given the epic lulz that ensued last fall whenever he posted.

Alas, I never made his List.

gothelder: jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

I have no idea what would happen in the middle, but it'd end with a whole lot of bacon.

Gosling: paygun: SupremeLeader: I, for one, look forward towards a golden age of science and reason.

Well we'll just have to see. As it stands now, science is impossible since people who believe in god still exist.

Hi, I'm a Lutheran who's watching and enjoying Mythbusters at this very moment.

Well, they haven't done a mythbuster on God yet, but I'm sure it is in the works.

thinks_on_feet: I'd love to fark her in the butt and then donkey punch her.

You should probably gag her first. I've heard she has an annoying tendency to scream "THANK YOU JESUS!" over and over again whenever she's having sex.

I don't know how Todd puts up with it.

SupremeLeader: Gosling: SupremeLeader: Run, Sarah, Run!
Drill, Baby, Drill!

A permanent Democratic majority, Allah be praised!

Shaddap. That's how Karl Rove got into trouble. Laying claim to permanent electoral power is the equivalent of a movie villain shouting "I AM INVINCIBLE!" It's the last thing you say before the castle falls on your head.

Hokey superstitions and ancient pundits are no match for a good half-negro at your side, kid.

I LOLed!

God dammit I love Fark now that skookum's back. I don't care if I was there when he got outed, he's just too damn entertaining- and there are more than enough people unaware of his whidbeyness that I can say this and not ruin it.

/if I wasn't such a cheap bastard, I'd pay for TF.
//if only...

UsikFark: skookum: HALF, yes HALF of the country is preparing to rally around Palin (or her designee) come 2012.

*Ahem* you mean a quarter of the country, downhill, on a windy day.

Half this country nearly elected her last time. Obama barely won, and that's without considering how the infamous Chicago-style political machine corruption might have come into play.

And Palin is not "stupid," she merely does not fit into your rather hippie-ish liberal world, she is a professional who isn't afraid to rally Americans around traditional values and methodologies. It's obvious that liberalism has taken this country down more than a few notches, and we will return to instill our sense of traditional conservatism and return to Christian values. That sir, does represent half of this country that feels they were cheated last November, and we are ready to take Washington again.

PicoDelSol: skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

Skookum has returned!

meh ... skookum's schtick is about as funny/lame as a tired sitcom

I've never heard of this Sarah Palen woman, but if she pisses you libs off this much, she can't be that bad

SupremeLeader: Dinjiin: rburp: Is Whidbey every troll ever or something?

The name skookum may be derived from Skookumchuck River. Whidbey's own name comes from Whidbey Island. Both are geographical places within Washington State.

Maybe somebody thought that the two are linked because of those similarities.

Hmmm, didn't know that Trollology had advanced so much.

No, he responded to someone calling out skookum in character...as whidbey. That thread was EPIC.

anfrind: thinks_on_feet: I'd love to fark her in the butt and then donkey punch her.

You should probably gag her first. I've heard she has an annoying tendency to scream "THANK YOU JESUS!" over and over again whenever she's having sex.

I dig it when my ladies call me Jesus, just before I knock them out cold.

dogboy360: its a free for all!

I'll see you that and raise you Cat Scratch Fever

Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.