I'm surprised a singularity didn't ensue.

Or maybe it did, and we're all a figment of deranged imagination.

Ted Nugent, or as we call him, Mr. Poopy Pants (new window).

Did Ted adopt Willow so he could nail her?

Sgt Otter: Quitter/Pants shiatter 2012!



/hot

Sgt Otter: Quitter/Pants shiatter 2012!

Their first law: all animals must be hunted with crossbows from helicopters.

I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

Sounds suspiciously like a setup.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

Sounds patriotic.

hmm... what a strange coincidence that the Loudest, most obnoxiously prominent Republicans are draft-dodging war-hawks.

perhaps some first-year psychology student could explain this to me...

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

B-b-b-b-but decent is the highest form of patriotic!

Sgt Otter: Quitter/Pants shiatter 2012!

Fido McCokefiend: Did Ted adopt Willow so he could nail her?

+2

Dude, skookum's back! I was always pissed I wasn't on his little list.

Lol! Republicans are stuck with this moron now.

I predict 3.75 years more of clownish stupidity out of Palin vis-a-vis the media.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

It's cool. After all, my two favorite things have always been Jews and Cuban food.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

If you're not going to bring your A-game, then why bother?

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

Work must be getting boring whidbey.

Man - the freaks are like so farkin scared. You can tell when they hyperventilate at the mention of a name.

// had a WIN button back in the day. Totally USELESS!

Sgt Otter: Quitter/Pants shiatter 2012!

done in three

its a free for all!

Is Whidbey every troll ever or something? Everyone says he is Skookum and iirc he was Mccaindemocrat or one of those election time trolls and whidbey himself seems to be trying to parody the left wing but not as well as RAR.

Earl of Chives: Lol! Republicans are stuck with this moron now.

I predict 3.75 years more of clownish stupidity out of Palin vis-a-vis the media.

Palin has an audience for as long as she desires one. Which is exactly the problem: the longer she talks, the longer it takes for the GOP to divest themselves of her particular brand of stupid, taking them that much longer to recover.

The economy may suck, but even if Obama doesn't have it on the turnaround by the midterms, the GOP still has to field credible opposition or else Obama has extra time gifted to him.

LegalizeThoughtCrime: hmm... what a strange coincidence that the Loudest, most obnoxiously prominent Republicans are draft-dodging war-hawks.

perhaps some first-year psychology student could explain this to me...

You don't win culture wars by dying for your country, you win culture wars by telling others to die in your place?

Well, if the Nuge has got your back, then there's nothing that you can't do. Sarah Palin is TOTALLY going to win in 2012.

FTFA: Palin spoke on Michael Dukes' "Firearms Friday" show on KFAR radio in Fairbanks.

Where she spoke not only to Nugent, but to both of the show's other listeners.

rburp: Is Whidbey every troll ever or something? Everyone says he is Skookum and iirc he was Mccaindemocrat or one of those election time trolls and whidbey himself seems to be trying to parody the left wing but not as well as RAR.

McCainDemocrat was actually danlpoon.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

I thought we strapped you to the bed!

anfrind: rburp: Is Whidbey every troll ever or something? Everyone says he is Skookum and iirc he was Mccaindemocrat or one of those election time trolls and whidbey himself seems to be trying to parody the left wing but not as well as RAR.

McCainDemocrat was actually danlpoon.

Oh yeah... well damn, there goes that theory. I wonder if anybody knows what Afternoon_delight/hellbentforleather/gospel of thomas/etc.etc.etc. is trolling as, if anything. he was actually fairly entertaining. I haven't seen many cox and forkum cartoons though, so maybe he's gone.

/(i like reading posts by trolls, i find them to be intriguing though annoying at times)

SupremeLeader: Run, Sarah, Run!
Drill, Baby, Drill!

A permanent Democratic majority, Allah be praised!

Shaddap. That's how Karl Rove got into trouble. Laying claim to permanent electoral power is the equivalent of a movie villain shouting "I AM INVINCIBLE!" It's the last thing you say before the castle falls on your head.

I just can't believe that my wet dream of a Palin 2012 run is slipping further away every other day.

oh well, at least I've got entertainment through beer.

Oh, and just because I can...

Gosling: Palin has an audience for as long as she desires one. Which is exactly the problem: the longer she talks, the longer it takes for the GOP to divest themselves of her particular brand of stupid...

The problem is that Palin speaks to those who the Republican's identify as their "base".

If the Republicans embrace Palin to appease their base, they lose elections.

If the Republicans reject Palin and alienate their base, they lose elections.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

Skookum has returned!

My plans for a real conservative party are coming along nicely. I thought the destruction of the Republicans would take a lot longer. Thanks Sarah.

You can lol at skookum all you want, but keep in mind that the same folks who invented zero & such as are now the third-world losers whose country is occupied by Americans. In a few hundred years (if not sooner) the Christians will have taken over America and someday people will wonder, "golly, how'd those backwater religious-freak retards ever have a culture that allowed them to rule the world/create microchips?"

Americans will fight such insults to their dominance by running to join any disturbance to hoist signs and chant slogans at every opportunity, especially if it involves TV cameras.

As neo-conservatively retarded as she is in public, at least we'd have been assured guns would never go out of style with her in office..

Here we have iron-clad proof of the adage, "Give them enough rope and they will hang themselves."

..or not. (/tear)

SuperCatBarf: You can lol at skookum all you want, but keep in mind that the same folks who invented zero & such as are now the third-world losers whose country is occupied by Americans. In a few hundred years (if not sooner) the Christians will have taken over America and someday people will wonder, "golly, how'd those backwater religious-freak retards ever have a culture that allowed them to rule the world/create microchips?"

Americans will fight such insults to their dominance by running to join any disturbance to hoist signs and chant slogans at every opportunity, especially if it involves TV cameras.

I have no idea what you just said, but I enjoyed it anyway.

SuperCatBarf: You can lol at skookum all you want, but keep in mind that the same folks who invented zero & such as are now the third-world losers whose country is occupied by Americans. In a few hundred years (if not sooner) the Christians will have taken over America and someday people will wonder, "golly, how'd those backwater religious-freak retards ever have a culture that allowed them to rule the world/create microchips?"

Americans will fight such insults to their dominance by running to join any disturbance to hoist signs and chant slogans at every opportunity, especially if it involves TV cameras.

I saw that movie, too.

SupremeLeader:
You're wrong.
Their base (racists, hillbillies, Christian nutcases. But I repeat myself) will never vote Republican, so alienating them is no big deal. They hate Democrats more than they love Republicans.

More people turned out at the rallies to see Palin than McCain. She was the reason the Republican ticket showed any sign of life in the last election.

W/o Palin, it's easy to imagine the Republican base staying home on election night, or, more likely, voting 3rd party

Notabunny: If the Republicans embrace Palin to appease their base, they lose elections.

If the Republicans reject Palin and alienate their base, they lose elections.

Currently, yes. Question is, which path results in them losing elections for a longer period.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

No, YOU listen, Skookum! We're going to lock you farkers away for good. Every last one of you family loving, life protecting, christian idiots are going to go RIGHT to the camps. I know us libs aren't supposed to talk about that, but I'm sick of your shiat. Obama is our messiah, and we're all going to rally behind the Anointed when he says that the time of unity has come -- And that you're to join us, or die by our hand. Obama will end this partisanship one way or another, even if it means that we have to send YOU to the camp, you farker!! Oh, yeah, you thought we didn't have camps too? We have them. They're just secret.

lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

ouch, carradine, ouch.

"After this song, even the pussy will be eating pussy!"

- Ted Nugent

Inescapable Future of Humanity: skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

No, YOU listen, Skookum! We're going to lock you farkers away for good. Every last one of you family loving, life protecting, christian idiots are going to go RIGHT to the camps. I know us libs aren't supposed to talk about that, but I'm sick of your shiat. Obama is our messiah, and we're all going to rally behind the Anointed when he says that the time of unity has come -- And that you're to join us, or die by our hand. Obama will end this partisanship one way or another, even if it means that we have to send YOU to the camp, you farker!! Oh, yeah, you thought we didn't have camps too? We have them. They're just secret.

SupremeLeader: SuperCatBarf: You can lol at skookum all you want, but keep in mind that the same folks who invented zero & such as are now the third-world losers whose country is occupied by Americans. In a few hundred years (if not sooner) the Christians will have taken over America and someday people will wonder, "golly, how'd those backwater religious-freak retards ever have a culture that allowed them to rule the world/create microchips?"

Americans will fight such insults to their dominance by running to join any disturbance to hoist signs and chant slogans at every opportunity, especially if it involves TV cameras.

Christianity is actually becoming less important.
Soon this great nation will be de-Christianized.
I, for one, look forward towards a golden age of science and reason.

Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

SupremeLeader: Christianity is actually becoming less important.
Soon this great nation will be de-Christianized.

Well, we'll still be a majority Christian nation for the foreseeable future, so in the empirical sense, I disagree. In spirit, though, I get you. The religion will still be there; it's simply being de-emphasized.

SupremeLeader: I, for one, look forward towards a golden age of science and reason.

Well we'll just have to see. As it stands now, science is impossible since people who believe in god still exist.