I'm surprised a singularity didn't ensue.

Or maybe it did, and we're all a figment of deranged imagination.

Ted Nugent, or as we call him, Mr. Poopy Pants (new window).

Did Ted adopt Willow so he could nail her?

Sgt Otter: Quitter/Pants shiatter 2012!



/hot

Sgt Otter: Quitter/Pants shiatter 2012!

Their first law: all animals must be hunted with crossbows from helicopters.

I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

Sounds suspiciously like a setup.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

Sounds patriotic.

hmm... what a strange coincidence that the Loudest, most obnoxiously prominent Republicans are draft-dodging war-hawks.

perhaps some first-year psychology student could explain this to me...

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

B-b-b-b-but decent is the highest form of patriotic!

Sgt Otter: Quitter/Pants shiatter 2012!

Fido McCokefiend: Did Ted adopt Willow so he could nail her?

+2

Dude, skookum's back! I was always pissed I wasn't on his little list.

Lol! Republicans are stuck with this moron now.

I predict 3.75 years more of clownish stupidity out of Palin vis-a-vis the media.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

It's cool. After all, my two favorite things have always been Jews and Cuban food.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

If you're not going to bring your A-game, then why bother?

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

Work must be getting boring whidbey.

Man - the freaks are like so farkin scared. You can tell when they hyperventilate at the mention of a name.

// had a WIN button back in the day. Totally USELESS!

Sgt Otter: Quitter/Pants shiatter 2012!

done in three

its a free for all!

Is Whidbey every troll ever or something? Everyone says he is Skookum and iirc he was Mccaindemocrat or one of those election time trolls and whidbey himself seems to be trying to parody the left wing but not as well as RAR.

Earl of Chives: Lol! Republicans are stuck with this moron now.

I predict 3.75 years more of clownish stupidity out of Palin vis-a-vis the media.

Palin has an audience for as long as she desires one. Which is exactly the problem: the longer she talks, the longer it takes for the GOP to divest themselves of her particular brand of stupid, taking them that much longer to recover.

The economy may suck, but even if Obama doesn't have it on the turnaround by the midterms, the GOP still has to field credible opposition or else Obama has extra time gifted to him.

LegalizeThoughtCrime: hmm... what a strange coincidence that the Loudest, most obnoxiously prominent Republicans are draft-dodging war-hawks.

perhaps some first-year psychology student could explain this to me...

You don't win culture wars by dying for your country, you win culture wars by telling others to die in your place?

Well, if the Nuge has got your back, then there's nothing that you can't do. Sarah Palin is TOTALLY going to win in 2012.

FTFA: Palin spoke on Michael Dukes' "Firearms Friday" show on KFAR radio in Fairbanks.

Where she spoke not only to Nugent, but to both of the show's other listeners.

rburp: Is Whidbey every troll ever or something? Everyone says he is Skookum and iirc he was Mccaindemocrat or one of those election time trolls and whidbey himself seems to be trying to parody the left wing but not as well as RAR.

McCainDemocrat was actually danlpoon.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

I thought we strapped you to the bed!

anfrind: rburp: Is Whidbey every troll ever or something? Everyone says he is Skookum and iirc he was Mccaindemocrat or one of those election time trolls and whidbey himself seems to be trying to parody the left wing but not as well as RAR.

McCainDemocrat was actually danlpoon.

Oh yeah... well damn, there goes that theory. I wonder if anybody knows what Afternoon_delight/hellbentforleather/gospel of thomas/etc.etc.etc. is trolling as, if anything. he was actually fairly entertaining. I haven't seen many cox and forkum cartoons though, so maybe he's gone.

/(i like reading posts by trolls, i find them to be intriguing though annoying at times)

SupremeLeader: Run, Sarah, Run!
Drill, Baby, Drill!

A permanent Democratic majority, Allah be praised!

Shaddap. That's how Karl Rove got into trouble. Laying claim to permanent electoral power is the equivalent of a movie villain shouting "I AM INVINCIBLE!" It's the last thing you say before the castle falls on your head.

I just can't believe that my wet dream of a Palin 2012 run is slipping further away every other day.

oh well, at least I've got entertainment through beer.

Oh, and just because I can...

Gosling: Palin has an audience for as long as she desires one. Which is exactly the problem: the longer she talks, the longer it takes for the GOP to divest themselves of her particular brand of stupid...

The problem is that Palin speaks to those who the Republican's identify as their "base".

If the Republicans embrace Palin to appease their base, they lose elections.

If the Republicans reject Palin and alienate their base, they lose elections.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

Skookum has returned!

My plans for a real conservative party are coming along nicely. I thought the destruction of the Republicans would take a lot longer. Thanks Sarah.

You can lol at skookum all you want, but keep in mind that the same folks who invented zero & such as are now the third-world losers whose country is occupied by Americans. In a few hundred years (if not sooner) the Christians will have taken over America and someday people will wonder, "golly, how'd those backwater religious-freak retards ever have a culture that allowed them to rule the world/create microchips?"

Americans will fight such insults to their dominance by running to join any disturbance to hoist signs and chant slogans at every opportunity, especially if it involves TV cameras.

As neo-conservatively retarded as she is in public, at least we'd have been assured guns would never go out of style with her in office..

Here we have iron-clad proof of the adage, "Give them enough rope and they will hang themselves."

..or not. (/tear)

SuperCatBarf: You can lol at skookum all you want, but keep in mind that the same folks who invented zero & such as are now the third-world losers whose country is occupied by Americans. In a few hundred years (if not sooner) the Christians will have taken over America and someday people will wonder, "golly, how'd those backwater religious-freak retards ever have a culture that allowed them to rule the world/create microchips?"

Americans will fight such insults to their dominance by running to join any disturbance to hoist signs and chant slogans at every opportunity, especially if it involves TV cameras.

I have no idea what you just said, but I enjoyed it anyway.

SuperCatBarf: You can lol at skookum all you want, but keep in mind that the same folks who invented zero & such as are now the third-world losers whose country is occupied by Americans. In a few hundred years (if not sooner) the Christians will have taken over America and someday people will wonder, "golly, how'd those backwater religious-freak retards ever have a culture that allowed them to rule the world/create microchips?"

Americans will fight such insults to their dominance by running to join any disturbance to hoist signs and chant slogans at every opportunity, especially if it involves TV cameras.

I saw that movie, too.

SupremeLeader:
You're wrong.
Their base (racists, hillbillies, Christian nutcases. But I repeat myself) will never vote Republican, so alienating them is no big deal. They hate Democrats more than they love Republicans.

More people turned out at the rallies to see Palin than McCain. She was the reason the Republican ticket showed any sign of life in the last election.

W/o Palin, it's easy to imagine the Republican base staying home on election night, or, more likely, voting 3rd party

Notabunny: If the Republicans embrace Palin to appease their base, they lose elections.

If the Republicans reject Palin and alienate their base, they lose elections.

Currently, yes. Question is, which path results in them losing elections for a longer period.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

No, YOU listen, Skookum! We're going to lock you farkers away for good. Every last one of you family loving, life protecting, christian idiots are going to go RIGHT to the camps. I know us libs aren't supposed to talk about that, but I'm sick of your shiat. Obama is our messiah, and we're all going to rally behind the Anointed when he says that the time of unity has come -- And that you're to join us, or die by our hand. Obama will end this partisanship one way or another, even if it means that we have to send YOU to the camp, you farker!! Oh, yeah, you thought we didn't have camps too? We have them. They're just secret.

lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

ouch, carradine, ouch.

"After this song, even the pussy will be eating pussy!"

- Ted Nugent

Inescapable Future of Humanity: skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

No, YOU listen, Skookum! We're going to lock you farkers away for good. Every last one of you family loving, life protecting, christian idiots are going to go RIGHT to the camps. I know us libs aren't supposed to talk about that, but I'm sick of your shiat. Obama is our messiah, and we're all going to rally behind the Anointed when he says that the time of unity has come -- And that you're to join us, or die by our hand. Obama will end this partisanship one way or another, even if it means that we have to send YOU to the camp, you farker!! Oh, yeah, you thought we didn't have camps too? We have them. They're just secret.

SupremeLeader: SuperCatBarf: You can lol at skookum all you want, but keep in mind that the same folks who invented zero & such as are now the third-world losers whose country is occupied by Americans. In a few hundred years (if not sooner) the Christians will have taken over America and someday people will wonder, "golly, how'd those backwater religious-freak retards ever have a culture that allowed them to rule the world/create microchips?"

Americans will fight such insults to their dominance by running to join any disturbance to hoist signs and chant slogans at every opportunity, especially if it involves TV cameras.

Christianity is actually becoming less important.
Soon this great nation will be de-Christianized.
I, for one, look forward towards a golden age of science and reason.

Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

SupremeLeader: Christianity is actually becoming less important.
Soon this great nation will be de-Christianized.

Well, we'll still be a majority Christian nation for the foreseeable future, so in the empirical sense, I disagree. In spirit, though, I get you. The religion will still be there; it's simply being de-emphasized.

SupremeLeader: I, for one, look forward towards a golden age of science and reason.

Well we'll just have to see. As it stands now, science is impossible since people who believe in god still exist.

Troggie42: i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen?

SupremeLeader: Soon this great nation will be de-Christianized.

Never, not in your wildest dreams. If anything, this country is becoming stronger in its duty to God, and again, you're going to have to find out the hard way when Palin (or her designee) becomes the 45th President of the United States, defeating Obama in the worst upset ever.

Mark my words, the Republicans will return with a vengeance, overturning the superficial yet horridly expensive Obama years. They will be a footnote in time.

But we're also aware that you liberals aren't going to relinquish your hold without a fight, and that's sadly your undoing. If you'd only do the honorable thing and realize that Mom and Dad are coming home and will see the mess you've made, and you will be sorely dealt with. That metaphor colorfully paints the spirit of the times, and just how fragile your short-lived control will prove.

When Jon Stewart gets back Monday, he is gonna be soooo pissed he took this week, of all weeks, off.

I was there. I heard the show. I always wondered why righties in Fairbanks were such paranoid freaks until I listened to Michael Dukes' show.

Crazy shiat.

Crazy shiat.

rburp: I haven't seen many cox and forkum cartoons though, so maybe he's gone.

Keep an eye open for Gato Negro, he posted at least 4 cox and forkum 'toons yesterday that I saw. And he has that special-ed style.

paygun: SupremeLeader: I, for one, look forward towards a golden age of science and reason.

Well we'll just have to see. As it stands now, science is impossible since people who believe in god still exist.

Hi, I'm a Lutheran who's watching and enjoying Mythbusters at this very moment.

Lenny_da_Hog: When Jon Stewart gets back Monday, he is gonna be soooo pissed he took this week, of all weeks, off.

pretty sure that happens every month

skookum: Never, not in your wildest dreams. If anything, this country is becoming stronger in its duty to God, and again, you're going to have to find out the hard way when Palin (or her designee) becomes the 45th President of the United States, defeating Obama in the worst upset ever.

Mark my words, the Republicans will return with a vengeance, overturning the superficial yet horridly expensive Obama years. They will be a footnote in time.


i cant tell if that is sarcasm or a true delusion can you clarify?

skookum:

Aww, you think you're still relevant to American politics? How cute.

Lenny_da_Hog: When Jon Stewart gets back Monday, he is gonna be soooo pissed he took this week, of all weeks, off.

It's a Daily Show tradition. The second Jon goes on break, the news explodes, he comes back all 'I can't leave you people alone for a second.'

Gosling: paygun: SupremeLeader: I, for one, look forward towards a golden age of science and reason.

Well we'll just have to see. As it stands now, science is impossible since people who believe in god still exist.

Hi, I'm a Lutheran who's watching and enjoying Mythbusters at this very moment.

ELCA doesn't count as True Christian here in Jesusland

gravy chugging cretin.: ELCA doesn't count as True Christian here in Jesusland

What do we count as then?

cardex: sarcasm or a true delusion

And I'm always astounded at the overwhelming sense of denial in the liberal nomenclature. Seriously, take a look around you. HALF, yes HALF of the country is preparing to rally around Palin (or her designee) come 2012.

If you haven't figured out that this is basically a coup to stop America from becoming the next People's Republic, then I already knew you were beyond hope when you weren't rising to the occasion to defend Mrs. Palin and Mr. Nugent's efforts along with many others, John McCain, Newt Gingrich just to name a few. We're ready to turn the tables again.

SupremeLeader: Their base (racists, hillbillies, Christian nutcases. But I repeat myself) will never vote Republican...

Apparently Fox's chyron guy is a Farker.

skookum: If you haven't figured out that this is basically a coup to stop America from becoming the next People's Republic, then I already knew you were beyond hope when you weren't rising to the occasion to defend Mrs. Palin and Mr. Nugent's efforts along with many others, John McCain, Newt Gingrich just to name a few. We're ready to turn the tables again.

Wellllll... this is technically a republic, and power ultimately rests with the people, so... whatcher point?

jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Gosling: Well, we'll still be a majority Christian nation for the foreseeable future, so in the empirical sense, I disagree. In spirit, though, I get you. The religion will still be there; it's simply being de-emphasized.

i hope you are right its about time that we get back to the way this country was set up before the Christians farked everything up.


All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.

Thomas Pain.

anfrind: image

sweet!!! i love that game!!

skookum: SupremeLeader: Soon this great nation will be de-Christianized.

Never, not in your wildest dreams. If anything, this country is becoming stronger in its duty to God, and again, you're going to have to find out the hard way when Palin (or her designee) becomes the 45th President of the United States, defeating Obama in the worst upset ever.

I mean.... you really think so? Because, it's just... you know that you can't win an election by just believing really hard, right? Other people also have to agree with you. A lot of other people. Like... you can't have a minority opinion and still win, no matter how right you think you are.

I'm just sayin', man. The right-wing numbers really aren't there, so, I don't know where this landslide victory could possibly come from. Your persuasive arguments, maybe? Because... those might need work.

skookum: Mark my words, the Republicans will return with a vengeance, overturning the superficial yet horridly expensive Obama years. They will be a footnote in time.

I take it this will be after they quit eating paste and drooling on their overalls?

/ I always like to see things rise from the ashs, like A Tucson.

I was hoping for some black bear backstrap recipies.

Mmmm, bear tenderloin. Wrapped in bacon I presume.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

You have outraged me sir!!!
I am preparing a vicious retort of your position!
Prepare yourself!

rburp: Is Whidbey every troll ever or something?

The name skookum may be derived from Skookumchuck River. Whidbey's own name comes from Whidbey Island. Both are geographical places within Washington State.

Maybe somebody thought that the two are linked because of those similarities.

skookum: And I'm always astounded at the overwhelming sense of denial in the liberal nomenclature. Seriously, take a look around you. HALF, yes HALF of the country is preparing to rally around Palin (or her designee) come 2012.

humm Obama is averaging 60% approval rating, and the smallest percentage of Americans are willing to admit that they are republicans in the last 75 years so i would love to know where the HALF of the country you are talking about it at. i am going to strongly suggest that you up your medication and come live in the real world for a while, in the mean time i am putting you on ignore don't take it personal its just that you are so stupid it hurts and sadly the only cure for someone as far gone as you are is death (not that i would encourage you to kill yourself but if you do want to give it a try there was a nice headline yesterday about a guy that used his car to cut off his head may want to give it a try).

Aw, c'mon guys. Stop harassing poor li'l skookum. It's obvious s/he's had his/her critical thinking ability removed, like a partial lobotomy, by the church s/he attends.

/after all, mine was
//I got better

Gosling: gravy chugging cretin.: ELCA doesn't count as True Christian here in Jesusland

What do we count as then?

Heathen Bastard Cultist, just like the Catholics and Methodists and them there Episcopalians. (Dude, the LCMS has this all laid out for you.)

Gotta love political threads...it brings out the trolls so you know who to put on your ignore list.

/carry on...

hehehehehe

gothelder:
/ I always like to see things rise from the ashs, like A Tucson.

Ohh Duckman.....nice

cardex: humm Obama is averaging 60% approval rating, and the smallest percentage of Americans are willing to admit that they are republicans in the last 75 years so i would love to know where the HALF of the country you are talking about it at.

the half that love saggy tits and a stretchy vagina on an average looking woman. You can hate the shiat out of Sarah Palin til sundown but for some farked up reason she's popular.

skookum: HALF, yes HALF of the country is preparing to rally around Palin (or her designee) come 2012.

*Ahem* you mean a quarter of the country, downhill, on a windy day.

moothemagiccow: You can hate the shiat out of Sarah Palin til sundown but for some farked up reason she's popular.

i don't hate her at all, Palin is one of the best things to ever happen to the Democrats. Its like the gods gave us a living example of everything wrong with the right wing all rolled up into a living cartoon without any of the good points of the party (and yes the right wing is right on a few issues but not many).

SupremeLeader: UsikFark: skookum: HALF, yes HALF of the country is preparing to rally around Palin (or her designee) come 2012.

*Ahem* you mean a quarter of the country, downhill, on a windy day.

But they are Real Americans^TM, so their vote is worth twice as much.

ftfy

GAT_00: Dude, skookum's back! I was always pissed I wasn't on his little list.

If that's the best he's got, then he should just stay away.

Ted Nugent is still alive? What is he, like 65?

Who farking cares? If you feel the need to call in to a radio show, other than to win tickets to a live show, you're irrelevant.

Sarah Palin is a gem. Without her, the Republican stupidity would not be as readily apparent, and I'd love to fark her in the butt and then donkey punch her.

/She deserves all my love.

skookum: Mark my words, the Republicans will return with a vengeance, overturning the superficial yet horridly expensive Obama years.

Yes, let's return to the fiscally sound policies of the Bush administration.

It's amazing how many people have never heard of skookum, given the epic lulz that ensued last fall whenever he posted.

Alas, I never made his List.

gothelder: jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

I have no idea what would happen in the middle, but it'd end with a whole lot of bacon.

Gosling: paygun: SupremeLeader: I, for one, look forward towards a golden age of science and reason.

Well we'll just have to see. As it stands now, science is impossible since people who believe in god still exist.

Hi, I'm a Lutheran who's watching and enjoying Mythbusters at this very moment.

Well, they haven't done a mythbuster on God yet, but I'm sure it is in the works.

thinks_on_feet: I'd love to fark her in the butt and then donkey punch her.

You should probably gag her first. I've heard she has an annoying tendency to scream "THANK YOU JESUS!" over and over again whenever she's having sex.

I don't know how Todd puts up with it.

SupremeLeader: Gosling: SupremeLeader: Run, Sarah, Run!
Drill, Baby, Drill!

A permanent Democratic majority, Allah be praised!

Shaddap. That's how Karl Rove got into trouble. Laying claim to permanent electoral power is the equivalent of a movie villain shouting "I AM INVINCIBLE!" It's the last thing you say before the castle falls on your head.

Hokey superstitions and ancient pundits are no match for a good half-negro at your side, kid.

I LOLed!

God dammit I love Fark now that skookum's back. I don't care if I was there when he got outed, he's just too damn entertaining- and there are more than enough people unaware of his whidbeyness that I can say this and not ruin it.

/if I wasn't such a cheap bastard, I'd pay for TF.
//if only...

UsikFark: skookum: HALF, yes HALF of the country is preparing to rally around Palin (or her designee) come 2012.

*Ahem* you mean a quarter of the country, downhill, on a windy day.

Half this country nearly elected her last time. Obama barely won, and that's without considering how the infamous Chicago-style political machine corruption might have come into play.

And Palin is not "stupid," she merely does not fit into your rather hippie-ish liberal world, she is a professional who isn't afraid to rally Americans around traditional values and methodologies. It's obvious that liberalism has taken this country down more than a few notches, and we will return to instill our sense of traditional conservatism and return to Christian values. That sir, does represent half of this country that feels they were cheated last November, and we are ready to take Washington again.

PicoDelSol: skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

Skookum has returned!

meh ... skookum's schtick is about as funny/lame as a tired sitcom

I've never heard of this Sarah Palen woman, but if she pisses you libs off this much, she can't be that bad

SupremeLeader: Dinjiin: rburp: Is Whidbey every troll ever or something?

The name skookum may be derived from Skookumchuck River. Whidbey's own name comes from Whidbey Island. Both are geographical places within Washington State.

Maybe somebody thought that the two are linked because of those similarities.

Hmmm, didn't know that Trollology had advanced so much.

No, he responded to someone calling out skookum in character...as whidbey. That thread was EPIC.

anfrind: thinks_on_feet: I'd love to fark her in the butt and then donkey punch her.

You should probably gag her first. I've heard she has an annoying tendency to scream "THANK YOU JESUS!" over and over again whenever she's having sex.

I dig it when my ladies call me Jesus, just before I knock them out cold.

dogboy360: its a free for all!

I'll see you that and raise you Cat Scratch Fever

Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

willicus: I've never heard of this Sarah Palen woman, but if she pisses you libs off this much, she can't be that bad

We're not pissed off at her. We're laughing at her.

Haha skookum, you are funny!

"If you'd only do the honorable thing and realize that Mom and Dad are coming home and will see the mess you've made, and you will be sorely dealt with."

I'm a liberal with a concealed handgun license, and I can't wait for the post-apocalyptic era when I get to send tight-assed one brain celled cretins like you to heaven after having missed the rapture because I'm sure you'll be left behind. It will be a fine time of roaming the wasteland looking for inconsiderate knuckle dragging evolution-defying farktards like you in hopes of eliminating the waste of life you represent if only for the betterment of human kind.

Nice to meet you.

Prince of Peas: Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Supreme Leader: Christians are gullible, so it makes sense to appeal to them.
Especially if you don't believe in that nonsense.

So you're saying that Obama is only pretending to be a Christian? All those years attending church and all those campaign visits to church were all a pretense for political gain?

I'm no gun hater (have a few), but for the life of me I can't imagine few things more boring than a call-in radio show about firearms.

Is Alaska, really, that boring?

NEDM: SupremeLeader: Dinjiin: rburp: Is Whidbey every troll ever or something?

The name skookum may be derived from Skookumchuck River. Whidbey's own name comes from Whidbey Island. Both are geographical places within Washington State.

Maybe somebody thought that the two are linked because of those similarities.

Hmmm, didn't know that Trollology had advanced so much.

No, he responded to someone calling out skookum in character...as whidbey. That thread was EPIC.

Anyone have the link? This sounds like it could make for some good reading.

SuperCatBarf: You can lol at skookum all you want, but keep in mind that the same folks who invented zero & such as are now the third-world losers whose country is occupied by Americans. In a few hundred years (if not sooner) the Christians will have taken over America and someday people will wonder, "golly, how'd those backwater religious-freak retards ever have a culture that allowed them to rule the world/create microchips?"

Americans will fight such insults to their dominance by running to join any disturbance to hoist signs and chant slogans at every opportunity, especially if it involves TV cameras.

Goddammit, the fricking Mohammedans did not invent the zero! It was just introduced to Europe via them.

prince of peas: So you're saying that Obama is only pretending to be a Christian? All those years attending church and all those campaign visits to church were all a pretense for political gain?

Of course. Every good Republican knows that Obama is a seekrit muslin who was really born in Kenya.

SupremeLeader: prince of peas: gothelder: jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Christians are gullible, so it makes sense to appeal to them.
Especially if you don't believe in that nonsense.

Dude, we get it. You're an atheist. You don't have to be a dick about it.

I think a lot of the conservatives have some sort of misunderstanding that the liberals (of which I am one) want to do away with all guns. That's not the case at all.

Most of us liberals feel that registration should be required, and what's wrong with that? You have to register a car before you can drive it, what's so horrible about having to register a firearm?

skookum: Half this country nearly elected her last time. Obama barely won, and that's without considering how the infamous Chicago-style political machine corruption might have come into play.

And Palin is not "stupid," she merely does not fit into your rather hippie-ish liberal world, she is a professional who isn't afraid to rally Americans around traditional values and methodologies. It's obvious that liberalism has taken this country down more than a few notches, and we will return to instill our sense of traditional conservatism and return to Christian values. That sir, does represent half of this country that feels they were cheated last November, and we are ready to take Washington again.

So... why do you assume that by the next election, the libs will have stopped using Chicago-style political machine corruption? Or that Palin will get a majority of the votes in spite of not fitting into the hippie-ish world of the majority party?

skookum: Obama barely won

7 million votes and a margin of nearly 200 in the electoral college makes him pretty legit.

SupremeLeader: The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

Eddie_Dean_NY: Keep an eye open for Gato Negro, he posted at least 4 cox and forkum 'toons yesterday that I saw. And he has that special-ed style.

So you're saying my login is obsolete? Dammit!

SupremeLeader: The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

You are acting no better than the fundies you seek to combat. You are an atheist. Fine. Thats between you and God. Not my position to judge. But people do take it personally when you call their beliefs akin to believing in Santa, and calling God a "sky-wizard". Is that any better than what a fundie would spew?

NEDM: SupremeLeader: The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

You are acting no better than the fundies you seek to combat. You are an atheist. Fine. Thats between you and God. Not my position to judge. But people do take it personally when you call their beliefs akin to believing in Santa, and calling God a "sky-wizard". Is that any better than what a fundie would spew?

I believe that Santa is my sky wizard and I am offended by your comment.

I am officially disappointed that skookum no longer has his list on his profile.

I enjoyed seeing my username and realize that I would be one of many brought into internment camps.

SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

You are acting no better than the fundies you seek to combat. You are an atheist. Fine. Thats between you and God. Not my position to judge. But people do take it personally when you call their beliefs akin to believing in Santa, and calling God a "sky-wizard". Is that any better than what a fundie would spew?

Don't try to frighten us with your religious ways, NEDM. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen election results, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Democrats' hidden campaign funds...

...you know I'm a Democrat, right?

SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: prince of peas: gothelder: jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Christians are gullible, so it makes sense to appeal to them.
Especially if you don't believe in that nonsense.

Dude, we get it. You're an atheist. You don't have to be a dick about it.

The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

Ummm .. please read my post. I am not a Christian.
I just find it difficult to believe that any human can be that bigoted to believe that all Christians are evil. President Obama's views are the polar opposite of the values and lifestyles in which Christians are often portrayed on Fark, yet no one seems to acknowledge his belief, and regular observance, of Christianity (Mooslim jokes aside).

/Bigots always believe the other guy is the bigot.

Another poll, another lib peeing in his panties.

i am liking the sidetrack results i threw in here.

what would the real life equivalent of caturday be, though? would TFers be congress?? WE MUST KNOW!!!

/dont care about palin
//like the nuge for his music
///slashy slashy

anfrind: willicus: I've never heard of this Sarah Palen woman, but if she pisses you libs off this much, she can't be that bad

We're not pissed off at her. We're laughing at her.

Lol, whatever. It's common knowledge that you libs attack anyone who doesn't bow down to your moslem messiah. She seems like a real shoot from the hip, tell-it-like-it-is gal. Bet y'all are scared shiatless ;)

Oddly enough I just finished a book about science and religion. The main point of it was that now that we have the scientific method, we don't need pillars to hold up the sky or a god to decide our fate.

NEDM: SupremeLeader: The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

You are acting no better than the fundies you seek to combat. You are an atheist. Fine. Thats between you and God. Not my position to judge. But people do take it personally when you call their beliefs akin to believing in Santa, and calling God a "sky-wizard". Is that any better than what a fundie would spew?

Seconded. The coolest Christians I know are the ones who keep their beliefs to themselves and don't force them on others; I can't imagine why you would think this principle doesn't apply to atheists as well.

Develop a personality and you don't have to define yourself by your beliefs.

Democratic presidents from here on out, it's gonna happen, I'm smilin', how 'bout you? The Republican party, considering all that's happened recently, is doomed. The idea of a 'Faith based, constituency means no thinking person is ever gonna support a women like Palin for higher office, amen (no pun, probably).

willicus: Lol, whatever. It's common knowledge that you libs Republicans attack anyone who doesn't bow down to your moslem messiah moose lady. She Obama seems like a real shoot from the hip, tell-it-like-it-is gal guy. Bet y'all are scared shiatless ;)

FTFY.

Seriously. Go take a long look in the mirror before you embarrass yourself any further.

SupremeLeader: prince of peas: SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: prince of peas: gothelder: jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Christians are gullible, so it makes sense to appeal to them.
Especially if you don't believe in that nonsense.

Dude, we get it. You're an atheist. You don't have to be a dick about it.

The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

Ummm .. please read my post. I am not a Christian.
I just find it difficult to believe that any human can be that bigoted to believe that all Christians are evil. President Obama's views are the polar opposite of the values and lifestyles in which Christians are often portrayed on Fark, yet no one seems to acknowledge his belief, and regular observance, of Christianity (Mooslim jokes aside).

/Bigots always believe the other guy is the bigot.

Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

Nor do we need atheist bigots. One is not better than the other.

Whoopa Fadoopa: Democratic presidents from here on out, it's gonna happen, I'm smilin', how 'bout you? The Republican party, considering all that's happened recently, is doomed. The idea of a 'Faith based, constituency means no thinking person is ever gonna support a women like Palin for higher office, amen (no pun, probably).

... where fantasy is fact.

SupremeLeader:
Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

See, it's shiat like that that makes me wish I could force a belief on you and get you kicked out of the atheists' club. The rest of us are here because we're trying to get away arguments like that, jackass.

SupremeLeader: Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

And before you even start, I'm Eastern Orthodox. Practically noone else particularly likes particular type of Christianity(which is the closest to the original church, I might add). Even the Catholics don't particularly like us. The whole point of this rant is that atheists are not the only target for fundie bigotry.

/rant over

NEDM, ASlyLittleFox:

You do realize that SupremeLeader is responding to everything you say with nothing but movie quotes at this point, right?

SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

And before you even start, I'm Eastern Orthodox. Practically noone else particularly likes particular type of Christianity(which is the closest to the original church, I might add). Even the Catholics don't particularly like us. The whole point of this rant is that atheists are not the only target for fundie bigotry.

/rant over

Your feeble rants are no match for the power of the Atheist Side.

Oh. You're just being silly. How foolish of me to have not noticed.

SupremeLeader: prince of peas: SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: prince of peas: gothelder: jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Christians are gullible, so it makes sense to appeal to them.
Especially if you don't believe in that nonsense.

Dude, we get it. You're an atheist. You don't have to be a dick about it.

The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

Ummm .. please read my post. I am not a Christian.
I just find it difficult to believe that any human can be that bigoted to believe that all Christians are evil. President Obama's views are the polar opposite of the values and lifestyles in which Christians are often portrayed on Fark, yet no one seems to acknowledge his belief, and regular observance, of Christianity (Mooslim jokes aside).

/Bigots always believe the other guy is the bigot.

Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

OK ... intelligent discussion is always welcome. Diverse opinions are respected. Humorous derision is expected and appreciated. But you sir have proven yourself to be an idiot troll, and now hold the honor of being the only farker on my ignore list. Enjoy your pathetic, warped life.

anfrind: willicus: Lol, whatever. It's common knowledge that you libs Republicans attack anyone who doesn't bow down to your moslem messiah moose lady. She Obama seems like a real shoot from the hip, tell-it-like-it-is gal guy. Bet y'all are scared shiatless ;)

FTFY.

Seriously. Go take a long look in the mirror before you embarrass yourself any further.

Typical lib. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you use that tired 'fixed it' meme. Maybe you should look in the mirror, lol

Troggie42: i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen?

day 1: marijuana legalized, RONPAUL nominated and confirmed The Risen Jesus by a vote of 3 to 2.
days 2-7: sleeping it off
day 7: lone far right winger that's actually serious manages to find his pants, shoes, and launch codes, obliterates 23 states.

One more, just for good measure:

SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

And before you even start, I'm Eastern Orthodox. Practically noone else particularly likes particular type of Christianity(which is the closest to the original church, I might add). Even the Catholics don't particularly like us. The whole point of this rant is that atheists are not the only target for fundie bigotry.

/rant over

Your feeble rants are no match for the power of the Atheist Side.

Oh. You're just being silly. How foolish of me to have not noticed.

You didn't notice that I was merely paraphrasing "Star Wars" quotes?
Oh, dear.

Sorry. Got scared by a roach*. Not thinking straight.

*What? Everyone is allowed one unfounded fear in their life.

anfrind: NEDM, ASlyLittleFox:

You do realize that SupremeLeader is responding to everything you say with nothing but movie quotes at this point, right?

lol, i wasnt even reading any of that, but now that you mention it...

golf clap for supremeleader. well played sir.

SupremeLeader: Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

anfrind: NEDM, ASlyLittleFox:

You do realize that SupremeLeader is responding to everything you say with nothing but movie quotes at this point, right?

Yeah, but... he keeps pulling them out, it was starting to get impressive. I in the middle of typing up a snarky comment about Christian advances to art and architecture just to see if he could keep it up, but he's stopped doing it now. The magic's over.

Troggie42: fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week?

*I* think it would be more like the scene in Johnny English where Atkinson is dancing half-naked in his bathroom, unaware as the world watches.

willicus: anfrind: willicus: Lol, whatever. It's common knowledge that you libs Republicans attack anyone who doesn't bow down to your moslem messiah moose lady. She Obama seems like a real shoot from the hip, tell-it-like-it-is gal guy. Bet y'all are scared shiatless ;)

FTFY.

Seriously. Go take a long look in the mirror before you embarrass yourself any further.

Typical lib. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you use that tired 'fixed it' meme. Maybe you should look in the mirror, lol

Typical Republican. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you accuse me of everything that you yourself are guilty of.

Ah, screw it. You're obviously incapable of critical thinking, so I'm wasting my time by arguing with you.

Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

Well, most of the religious types would get a beatdown mandated by law, which really wouldn't be a bad thing for all the shiat they've put the world through. We'd combine new activites, like eating bacon and farking. When not farking, we'd require daily "nudity class" and hang out at strip joints. We'd only serve beer, and squirrels would be easy to catch due to their oversized testicles. And Admiral Akbar speed trap pop-ups along the side of the road would be mandatory to warn you of an upcoming speed trap. A submitter gets his shiat jumped for using an apostrophe incorrectly. Am I missing anything else? What other Fark cliche can we throw in, here?

Basically, a right wing Republican's worst nightmare, which makes me think it wouldn't be so bad. ;-)

willicus: Typical lib. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you use that tired 'fixed it' meme. Maybe you should look in the mirror, lol

You may want to try to be factually accurate first. Like dropping the whole Obama is Moslem thing.

neilbradley: Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

Well, most of the religious types would get a beatdown mandated by law, which really wouldn't be a bad thing for all the shiat they've put the world through.

Ugh, here we go again...

neilbradley: Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

Well, most of the religious types would get a beatdown mandated by law, which really wouldn't be a bad thing for all the shiat they've put the world through. We'd combine new activites, like eating bacon and farking. When not farking, we'd require daily "nudity class" and hang out at strip joints. We'd only serve beer, and squirrels would be easy to catch due to their oversized testicles. And Admiral Akbar speed trap pop-ups along the side of the road would be mandatory to warn you of an upcoming speed trap. A submitter gets his shiat jumped for using an apostrophe incorrectly. Am I missing anything else? What other Fark cliche can we throw in, here?

The NSA would be run by Ceiling Cat?

neilbradley: Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

Well, most of the religious types would get a beatdown mandated by law, which really wouldn't be a bad thing for all the shiat they've put the world through. We'd combine new activites, like eating bacon and farking. When not farking, we'd require daily "nudity class" and hang out at strip joints. We'd only serve beer, and squirrels would be easy to catch due to their oversized testicles. And Admiral Akbar speed trap pop-ups along the side of the road would be mandatory to warn you of an upcoming speed trap. A submitter gets his shiat jumped for using an apostrophe incorrectly. Am I missing anything else? What other Fark cliche can we throw in, here?

Basically, a right wing Republican's worst nightmare, which makes me think it wouldn't be so bad. ;-)

see, i tried to do something fun, and you had to throw politics in it in a politics thread. jeez, some people. this is why we can't have nice things. besides, you can't alter the genetics of every squirrel in the world in a week, the logistics of catching ONE squirrel are daunting enough.

seriously though, we need to get on that admiral ackbar thing, at least. i loves me some speeding, and that would cut my commutes everywhere down substantially, and give me driving lulz, so win-win.

WhyteRaven74:
You may want to try to be factually accurate first. Like dropping the whole Obama is Moslem thing.

So, am I alone in thinking that it would be the most bad-ass thing ever if Obama actually converted to Islam?

No seriously, just think about it for a minute - if he gets a second term, and three years in, the economy starts to recover (I know it's wishful thinking, leave me alone), and then he gets up and says "You know what? I AM a Muslim now." Would be the biggest "fark you" to right-wing fundies ever; the only way to top that would be if he did that and then immediately turned around and made out with Rush's mom.

ASlyLittleFox: WhyteRaven74:
You may want to try to be factually accurate first. Like dropping the whole Obama is Moslem thing.

So, am I alone in thinking that it would be the most bad-ass thing ever if Obama actually converted to Islam?

No seriously, just think about it for a minute - if he gets a second term, and three years in, the economy starts to recover (I know it's wishful thinking, leave me alone), and then he gets up and says "You know what? I AM a Muslim now." Would be the biggest "fark you" to right-wing fundies ever; the only way to top that would be if he did that and then immediately turned around and made out with Rush's mom.

No. Because that might be the thing that motivates the potential snipers to get off their fat asses.

ASlyLittleFox: No seriously, just think about it for a minute - if he gets a second term, and three years in, the economy starts to recover (I know it's wishful thinking, leave me alone), and then he gets up and says "You know what? I AM a Muslim now." Would be the biggest "fark you" to right-wing fundies ever; the only way to top that would be if he did that and then immediately turned around and made out with Rush's mom.

If he wanted to give an even bigger "fark you" to the right-wing fundies, he'd convert to atheism.

neilbradley: Well, most of the religious types would get a beatdown mandated by law, which really wouldn't be a bad thing for all the shiat they've put the world through.

so you're butthurt about something that happened centuries ago?

you're worse than the idiots who ask current admins of assorted nations to apologise for what their forefathers did many moons ago

illogical morons like you need to be shackled and ridiculed along with fundies

WhyteRaven74: willicus: Typical lib. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you use that tired 'fixed it' meme. Maybe you should look in the mirror, lol

You may want to try to be factually accurate first. Like dropping the whole Obama is Moslem thing.

He's a dirty Chicago pol. I'm not saying he's not a citizen, but look at the facts. His father and stepfather were Moslems. He was born into it. And once a Moslem, always a Moslem

willicus: WhyteRaven74: willicus: Typical lib. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you use that tired 'fixed it' meme. Maybe you should look in the mirror, lol

You may want to try to be factually accurate first. Like dropping the whole Obama is Moslem thing.

He's a dirty Chicago pol. I'm not saying he's not a citizen, but look at the facts. His father and stepfather were Moslems. He was born into it. And once a Moslem, always a Moslem

And yet... he went to a radical Christian church for years. So, was he a true believer of that? Or just faking?

NEDM: And yet... he went to a radical Christian church for years. So, was he a true believer of that? Or just faking?

you know that right wingnutts don't count any church that would allow black people into it as a real Christian church.

SomeoneDumb: I'm no gun hater (have a few), but for the life of me I can't imagine few things more boring than a call-in radio show about firearms.

Is Alaska, really, that boring?

I can't imagine a call-in show about anything physical that wouldn't be boring.

Sarah Palin is about as deep and transparent as a snippet of cling wrap.

Palin hints at plan to splinter republican party?

God I love this incredibly stupid woman.

Alphax: I can't imagine a call-in show about anything physical that wouldn't be boring.


i would think that a call in show about butt plugs and nipple piercings would be very interesting.

cardex: NEDM: And yet... he went to a radical Christian church for years. So, was he a true believer of that? Or just faking?

you know that right wingnutts don't count any church that would allow black people into it as a real Christian church.

Sooo.... he is a secret Ra worshiper?

NEDM: No. Because that might be the thing that motivates the potential snipers to get off their fat asses.

Sure, but what's a horrific national tragedy next to a really good 'your mom' joke?

Besides, too many people in this country have too many retarded ideas about Islam. After the initial shock, once people realize that a Muslim president isn't driving the country into the ground, Islam may finally get some decent press on this side of the Atlantic, which would do leagues of good towards reducing the ignorance and xenophobia towards the religion. Could you imagine? A world where everyone on the other side of the planet isn't seen as some kind of infidel sub-human?


But also it would be a really good 'your mom' joke.

NEDM: Sooo.... he is a secret Ra worshiper?

no Ra was killed in the movie, he probably worships Apophis or Sokar

willicus: He was born into it. And once a Moslem, always a Moslem

So by that logic anyone before jesus goes right to hell, yes? I've always wanted to party with noah

ASlyLittleFox: But also it would be a really good 'your mom' joke.

Your mom is a secret Muslim. Huh huh huh!

Hmm...doesn't quite have the right ring to it.

at80eighty: So by that logic anyone before jesus goes right to hell, yes? I've always wanted to party with noah

There is no logic.

at80eighty: willicus: He was born into it. And once a Moslem, always a Moslem

So by that logic anyone before jesus goes right to hell, yes? I've always wanted to party with noah

Actually, yeah, anyone before Jesus goes to hell. Original sin, etc. That's.... that's sort of why he died on the cross, was so our sins would be purified and we all wouldn't have to go to hell anymore.

at80eighty: willicus: He was born into it. And once a Moslem, always a Moslem

So by that logic anyone before jesus goes right to hell, yes? I've always wanted to party with noah

You forgot that Jesus descended into Hell after his crucifiction to lead the Jews who died before he was born into Heaven.

/was that ever mentioned anywhere else besides Inferno?

willicus: He was born into it.

Not really he wasn't. He wasn't raised in the faith at all. Being born to a Moslem father doesn't really mean jack when that father ups and leaves so early on. Also, Obama isn't entirely liked by the Chicago pols. He went straight for state office then the US Senate. No local political office at all. On top of it no political appointments.

ASlyLittleFox: Original sin, etc

Original sin is a Christian invention.

was so our sins would be purified and we all wouldn't have to go to hell anymore.

That's also something tacked on well after the fact.

Actually, yeah, anyone before Jesus goes to hell. Original sin, etc. That's.... that's sort of why he died on the cross, was so our sins would be purified and we all wouldn't have to go to hell anymore.

so everyone that lived for the first 98000 years of human history went right to hell and now only the 20% of the world population that believe exactly what you do have any chance of not going there.......something does not add up with this but i cant put my finger on it.

NEDM: You forgot that Jesus descended into Hell after his crucifiction to lead the Jews who died before he was born into Heaven.

/was that ever mentioned anywhere else besides Inferno?

Was it all the jews? I thought he only grabbed one or two big names, but my knowledge is all sort of off-hand so I'm not really sure.

anfrind: Your mom is a secret Muslim. Huh huh huh!

Hmm...doesn't quite have the right ring to it.

Come on, he's the President, you know he's got the resources to pull it off.

NEDM: at80eighty: willicus: He was born into it. And once a Moslem, always a Moslem

So by that logic anyone before jesus goes right to hell, yes? I've always wanted to party with noah

You forgot that Jesus descended into Hell after his crucifiction to lead the Jews who died before he was born into Heaven.

/was that ever mentioned anywhere else besides Inferno?

Didn't Billy Baldwin mention it in Backdraft?

ragekage: skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

B-b-b-b-but decent is the highest form of patriotic!

THIS!

cardex: Actually, yeah, anyone before Jesus goes to hell. Original sin, etc. That's.... that's sort of why he died on the cross, was so our sins would be purified and we all wouldn't have to go to hell anymore.

so everyone that lived for the first 98000 years of human history went right to hell and now only the 20% of the world population that believe exactly what you do have any chance of not going there.......something does not add up with this but i cant put my finger on it.

Is it that your length of human history is off by 92000 years?

cardex: Actually, yeah, anyone before Jesus goes to hell. Original sin, etc. That's.... that's sort of why he died on the cross, was so our sins would be purified and we all wouldn't have to go to hell anymore.

so everyone that lived for the first 98000 years of human history went right to hell and now only the 20% of the world population that believe exactly what you do have any chance of not going there.......something does not add up with this but i cant put my finger on it.

That belief is part of the reason fundies aren't liked amongst other christians. Who decides which aspect of Christianity is the "right" one?

Personally, though, I believe that the virtuous non-believers also get into heaven. I mean, while Buddhist monks don't believe in God, they are doing God's work. And preaching God's message(Peace and love towards your fellow man).

ASlyLittleFox: NEDM: You forgot that Jesus descended into Hell after his crucifiction to lead the Jews who died before he was born into Heaven.

/was that ever mentioned anywhere else besides Inferno?

Was it all the jews? I thought he only grabbed one or two big names, but my knowledge is all sort of off-hand so I'm not really sure.

I dunno. I really don't feel like searching through my copy of the Divine Comedy to find out.

ASlyLittleFox: Actually, yeah, anyone before Jesus goes to hell. Original sin, etc.

well i was talking of a place where one does the whole molten sulphur spa; getting porked in the shiatter by satan's redhot trident holiday package - not the Abrahamic Bosom palce

NEDM: You forgot that Jesus descended into Hell after his crucifiction to lead the Jews who died before he was born into Heaven.

/was that ever mentioned anywhere else besides Inferno?

Catholicism iirc . and I find it silly that Moses would have to spend a few millenia waiting before he could go upstairs

NEDM: Personally, though, I believe that the virtuous non-believers also get into heaven. I mean, while Buddhist monks don't believe in God, they are doing God's work. And preaching God's message(Peace and love towards your fellow man).



/sorry, couldn't resist

at80eighty: Catholicism iirc . and I find it silly that Moses would have to spend a few millenia waiting before he could go upstairs

Eh. Might be a bit of more punishment for the Golden Calf incident.

anfrind: NEDM: Personally, though, I believe that the virtuous non-believers also get into heaven. I mean, while Buddhist monks don't believe in God, they are doing God's work. And preaching God's message(Peace and love towards your fellow man).



/sorry, couldn't resist

...and he has something to do with that how?

anfrind: Is it that your length of human history is off by 92000 years?

depending on what numbers you use, early stone age is about 300,000 years ago, refined stone artifacts start showing up 200,000 years ago, but i was going by when the first permeate settlements started showing up 100,000 years ago.

NEDM: ...and he has something to do with that how?

He's not very big on loving your fellow man, forgiveness, peach and all that. And on top of it, he's Catholic.

WhyteRaven74: NEDM: ...and he has something to do with that how?

He's not very big on loving your fellow man, forgiveness, peach and all that. And on top of it, he's Catholic.

Ugh. Another CINO.

/yes, a Christian In Name Only

WhyteRaven74: ASlyLittleFox: Original sin, etc

Original sin is a Christian invention.

was so our sins would be purified and we all wouldn't have to go to hell anymore.

That's also something tacked on well after the fact.


What? Of course it's a- look:

at80eighty: willicus: He was born into it. And once a Moslem, always a Moslem

So by that logic anyone before jesus goes right to hell, yes? I've always wanted to party with noah


I'm not really sure how you saw my comment as irrelevant, but I'm just tryin' to help a brother out, man. Chill.

NEDM: /yes, a Christian In Name Only

yep

NEDM: ...and he has something to do with that how?

Just that the most vocal segments of "Christianity" in this country don't seem to have much interest in peace and love toward their fellow man.

cardex: anfrind: Is it that your length of human history is off by 92000 years?

depending on what numbers you use, early stone age is about 300,000 years ago, refined stone artifacts start showing up 200,000 years ago, but i was going by when the first permeate settlements started showing up 100,000 years ago.

I know. I was just giving you the same answer I would expect from a typical fundie.

NEDM: Eh. Might be a bit of more punishment for the Golden Calf incident.

I take it you're referring to the golden calf that was made in Moses' absence while up on Mt. sinai? the one he destroyed after coming back down?

why should Moses be punishable for that?

anfrind: One more, just for good measure:

I am sooo stealing that.

WhyteRaven74: NEDM: /yes, a Christian In Name Only

yep

As a devout Eastern Orthodox, people like that really irk me. They scream and rail against other people while ignoring the tenements of the religion that they are using as the high ground. I mean, a devout Christian would act NOTHING like the "Devout Christians" on TV, and they are the people who give my religion a bad name.

at80eighty: NEDM: Eh. Might be a bit of more punishment for the Golden Calf incident.

I take it you're referring to the golden calf that was made in Moses' absence while up on Mt. sinai? the one he destroyed after coming back down?

why should Moses be punishable for that?

I don't know. Just a thought. Old Testament God was not a real forgiving type, and might have held a grudge.

NEDM: Ugh. Another CINO.

/yes, a Christian In Name Only

I'm definitely going to have to remember that phrase.

NEDM: Personally, though, I believe that the virtuous non-believers also get into heaven.

yeah dude , i mean if Gandhi doesn't go to heaven , I kind feel I'm SOL

anfrind: Just that the most vocal segments of "Christianity" in this country don't seem to have much interest in peace and love toward their fellow man.

Yeah, but you've got to remember that you don't get into the news if you're not an asshole. Just because the only Christians we hear about are the Westbourough baptists doesn't mean that all - or even a majority of - Christians are fundamentalist, hate-driven, whackjobs. In fact, off the internet, I've found that the people I know who follow a Faith tend to be better people in general. (Though possibly that's because Im in an area full of hyper-liberal and overly-aggressive atheists, so who knows.)

Just remember, there's a segment of christians who hate their association with the right-wing extremists just as much as most of us hated being associated with the actions of BushCo.

NEDM: at80eighty: NEDM: Eh. Might be a bit of more punishment for the Golden Calf incident.

I take it you're referring to the golden calf that was made in Moses' absence while up on Mt. sinai? the one he destroyed after coming back down?

why should Moses be punishable for that?

I don't know. Just a thought. Old Testament God was not a real forgiving type, and might have held a grudge.

Could it have been bipolar disorder? (new window)

NEDM: I don't know. Just a thought. Old Testament God was not a real forgiving type, and might have held a grudge.

hah!

at80eighty: NEDM: Personally, though, I believe that the virtuous non-believers also get into heaven.

yeah dude , i mean if Gandhi doesn't go to heaven , I kind feel I'm SOL

Oh yeah. I personally believe that God doesn't look kindly at assholes who just go through the motions of being Christian to get into Heaven. Kinda ignores everything that Jesus preached.

ASlyLittleFox: Just remember, there's a segment of christians who hate their association with the right-wing extremists just as much as most of us hated being associated with the actions of BushCo.

There is one, right here!

ASlyLittleFox: anfrind: Just that the most vocal segments of "Christianity" in this country don't seem to have much interest in peace and love toward their fellow man.

Yeah, but you've got to remember that you don't get into the news if you're not an asshole. Just because the only Christians we hear about are the Westbourough baptists doesn't mean that all - or even a majority of - Christians are fundamentalist, hate-driven, whackjobs. In fact, off the internet, I've found that the people I know who follow a Faith tend to be better people in general. (Though possibly that's because Im in an area full of hyper-liberal and overly-aggressive atheists, so who knows.)

I am fully aware of that (hence the "most vocal segments" part of my comment). My own impression is that there's generally an inverse relationship between how loudly one proclaims one's beliefs and how closely one truly adheres to them.

Dinjiin: rburp: Is Whidbey every troll ever or something?

The name skookum may be derived from Skookumchuck River. Whidbey's own name comes from Whidbey Island. Both are geographical places within Washington State.

Maybe somebody thought that the two are linked because of those similarities.

It's less subtle than that. I think last election season, whidbey (who is slightly to the left of Mao) made a post as himself under skookum (who is slightly to the right of Ann Coulter).

So, basically, he accidentally outed himself. Same as McCainDemocrat/danlpoon (who famously replied to an inquiry as to his whereabouts with "I'm traveling"), save for the fact that the 'poon is an actual right-winger.

Switchblades: Dinjiin: rburp: Is Whidbey every troll ever or something?

The name skookum may be derived from Skookumchuck River. Whidbey's own name comes from Whidbey Island. Both are geographical places within Washington State.

Maybe somebody thought that the two are linked because of those similarities.

It's less subtle than that. I think last election season, whidbey (who is slightly to the left of Mao) made a post as himself under skookum (who is slightly to the right of Ann Coulter).

So, basically, he accidentally outed himself. Same as McCainDemocrat/danlpoon (who famously replied to an inquiry as to his whereabouts with "I'm traveling"), save for the fact that the 'poon is an actual right-winger.

Anyone else remember when danploon was known for posting that one MILF pic?

Quitter/Shiatter 2012

The Double Live Gonzo ticket.

wow that girl looks a lot like Bristol.

Obama is a good guy. Doing a good job so far as president and a great spokesman. Sarah Palin is just cool and likable (and sexy).
Too bad they both think they can run your life better than you can. They are wrong.
Teds allright he isn't trying to run my life.
As libertarian as I am, I am looking forward to my "told you so" moment if Obama gets his draft. (hope to hell it doesn't effect people over 35)

NEDM: Anyone else remember when danploon was known for posting that one MILF pic?

NEVER FORGET

I'd like to give Sarah a facial...

/That is all

NEDM: at80eighty: willicus: He was born into it. And once a Moslem, always a Moslem

So by that logic anyone before jesus goes right to hell, yes? I've always wanted to party with noah

You forgot that Jesus descended into Hell after his crucifiction to lead the Jews who died before he was born into Heaven.

/was that ever mentioned anywhere else besides Inferno?

It's in The Complete Idiot's Guide To Hell. I recommend stealing a copy.

Gota give the GOP credit.

They don't even wait for the smoke to clear before they hit the attention whoring circuit in a typical, cartoon-1like fashion.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

God? Is that you?

So according to Fark, attractive woman = bad, guns = bad. This site is pretty silly.

Thunderpipes: So according to Fark, attractive woman = bad, guns = bad. This site is pretty silly.

I'd just like to point out that you have on numerous occasions likened Michelle Obama to a gorilla.

So you've got that going for you, at least, you super racist guy.

Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong: Thunderpipes: So according to Fark, attractive woman = bad, guns = bad. This site is pretty silly.

I'd just like to point out that you have on numerous occasions likened Michelle Obama to a gorilla.

So you've got that going for you, at least, you super racist guy.

Zing!

Thunderpipes: So according to Fark, attractive woman = bad, guns = bad. This site is pretty silly.

Indeed.

Thunderpipes: attractive woman = bad

where the fark have you been you dimwit?

St. Studman the 69^th has been around forfarkingever - or are you just butthurt Ms. Whitey McYouBetcha is getting some heat ?

Thunderpipes: So according to Fark, attractive woman = bad, guns = bad. This site is pretty silly.

According to Fark:

(a) Attractive = good

(b) Batshiat crazy = bad
if also (a), then just for the sex, bonus if redhead

(c) Guns = mostly neutral good
if carried by (a), HAWT
if carried by (b), RUN
if carried by both (a, b), intriguing in a self-immolating way

(d) Palin = comedy
if also (a), comedy
if also (b), comedy
if also (c), comedy
if also (a, b, c), comedy

Seems fair.

No permit to carry concealed AND you get paid oil dividends to live there? Methinks I'm packing for Alaska.

Virginia has an open-carry law. But Goddamn, the cops will harrass the crap out of you if you do.

"Why are you carrying a gun?"
'Because I can'
"But why? You gonna shoot someone?"
'Wasn't planning on it.'
"You got drugs on you?"
'Why would you even think that?'
"Well then, why do you need a gun? I am gonna search you and run your serial numbers to make sure the gun isn't stolen"
'I was just walking down the street'
"With a gun. I am also gonna cuff you for my safety AFTER I confiscate your gun"
*30 minutes and a thorough search later*
"Ok, you dont have any drugs on you and your gun is clean. Have a nice day"
*2 blocks and a passing squad car later*
"Hey, why do you have a gun?"
*rinse and repeat*

In VA, you can open carry, but you damn well better plan for 2 hours to walk 4 blocks.

It takes a hunter to take down a worthless Monkey.

If the country still exists and the Democrats haven't removed our rights to vote,

PALIN 2012

shanrick: Ted Nugent, or as we call him, Mr. Poopy Pants (new window).

yeah the Nuge is a farking cowardly draft-dodging piece of crap. All his big talk and he literally shiat his pants to avoid serving his country. Real tough guy. Some patriot. I'd love to meet him and call him out on it. Just like most ultra-patriots, he's never seen any combat; said "no" when his country asked for his service; let some other guy die in his place. Now he runs around screeching about love of country and shootin' guns. Pathetic.

NEDM: You are acting no better than the fundies you seek to combat. You are an atheist. Fine. Thats between you and God. Not my position to judge. But people do take it personally when you call their beliefs akin to believing in Santa, and calling God a "sky-wizard". Is that any better than what a fundie would spew?

Yes, it is. You really dont see the difference?

I guess a better question is, what exactly is your argument? Are you saying that believing in god is not as rediculous as believing in santa? Or are you saying that it's impolite to make fun of people that believe in sky-wizards?

Either way I disagree with you, but I'm curious as to exactly what kind of crazy i'm dealing with here.

____________________Wang Dang__________________________________________________________Sweet Poontang___________

Mongo cut wood: It takes a hunter to take down a worthless Monkey.

If the country still exists and the Democrats haven't removed our rights to vote,

PALIN 2012

well aren't you precious?
another example of bad parenting

supremeleader



I find your lack of faith distrubing.

skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

Hmmmm... The Return of Skookum...

No one spoil it, please. I want to see the hooks buried deep. I want to see the outrage of those that encounter him for the first time.

Mongo cut wood: It takes a hunter to take down a worthless Monkey.

If the country still exists and the Democrats haven't removed our rights to vote,

PALIN 2012

I mean i know you're hopefully just trying to bait , but I got talking as you made that post

J: Obama is in Africa
me: glad you caught up with the news
J: After 8 years of that retard we have a President to be proud of.
me: as you said that i read this


Mongo cut wood

It takes a hunter to take down a worthless Monkey.

If the country still exists and the Democrats haven't removed our rights to vote,

PALIN 2012

J: there are people here who actually believe that
lots of them
it is very frightening.
i hope they can keep him safe.

me: funny thing
the biggest threat seems to be from within

Sgt Otter: Quitter/Pants shiatter 2012!

That is gold

Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong: Thunderpipes: So according to Fark, attractive woman = bad, guns = bad. This site is pretty silly.

I'd just like to point out that you have on numerous occasions likened Michelle Obama to a gorilla.

So you've got that going for you, at least, you super racist guy.

Hahaha, nice. She does look like a gorilla though. She has the Patrick Ewing thing going. That is an observation, not racism you liberal pussy.

I see nothing "amusing" about this article.

Just pure awesomeness!

Oh, silly neocons, with their 'stockpiling guns' and their 'rising up'.

The libs have cells across America, with gay couples, that get married - and then divorced - over, and over, and over again.

This act seeps into the water system, and turns you gay.

Can't you feel it happening now? The way that you 'hate' Obama, for example? hate him so.. much.. that he pops into your head while you are plowing your sisterwife?

We're already winning.

Praise the messiah.

Thunderpipes: Hahaha, nice. She does look like a gorilla though. She has the Patrick Ewing thing going. That is an observation, not racism you liberal pussy.

Yeah... likening a gorilla to a black woman is totally not racism at all. No one in history has ever been chastised for likening a black person to a gorilla.

In case you haven't noticed, my head has asploded from the sarcasm.

Epoch_Zero: Thunderpipes: Hahaha, nice. She does look like a gorilla though. She has the Patrick Ewing thing going. That is an observation, not racism you liberal pussy.

Yeah... likening a gorilla to a black woman is totally not racism at all. No one in history has ever been chastised for likening a black person to a gorilla.

In case you haven't noticed, my head has asploded from the sarcasm.

So because somone is black and ugly, they are above being made fun of for their looks? That is pretty stupid. She is an ugly woman, doesn't matter what color she is. You need to grow up and quit being such a baby. How many Farkers here put up pictures of Bush next to a chimp? Is that racist? No, it is funny.

Get a sense of humor baby-pants.

I guess I'm just a rational Republican. I look to the right, the left, front and back, and I see no leadership or a single person that can beat Obama in 2012.

And as long as we keep abortion and gay marriage as the two most important pieces in our campaign platform, we'll continue to lose.

Thunderpipes: She does look like a gorilla though.

cool story bro

/P.S: Keep talking

did someone call for sweet poontang

Akbar the Trappiste Monk: I guess I'm just a rational Republican. I look to the right, the left, front and back, and I see no leadership or a single person that can beat Obama in 2012.

And as long as we keep abortion and gay marriage as the two most important pieces in our campaign platform, we'll continue to lose.

This. For republicans, anyway. The right has no one good in the party who is in a position to win any elections, really. It kinda sucks, and as we can see from this thread, the nice folks on the left are kinda being sore winners about it. I don't really give a shiat about who wins either way, but I would prefer that it is someone I voted for. It really seems that all that anyone does these days is biatch about what the other side is saying about them, and it is quite annoying and juvenile. It seems that no one has the capacity to make a rational decision anymore, and it is hurting both parties. I truly believe that we need a third party that could, oh, I dunno, actually FIX some of the problems with the country, rather than argue between two parties filibustering each other and rambling on about how bipartisan this is, and how the other people aren't being bipartisan enough, and all that nonsense. It is rediculous.

/wrote myself in last time
//at least I got a vote

Akbar the Trappiste Monk: I guess I'm just a rational Republican. I look to the right, the left, front and back, and I see no leadership or a single person that can beat Obama in 2012.

And as long as we keep abortion and gay marriage as the two most important pieces in our campaign platform, we'll continue to lose.

I didn't know there were any rational Republicans left. I thought the party was highjacked by the religious wackjobs and neocons.

Lenny_da_Hog: When Jon Stewart gets back Monday, he is gonna be soooo pissed he took this week, of all weeks, off.

Doesn't that always happen to him? Every time he takes a week off, something so huge happens that would give his show fresh material for months.

skookum: cardex: sarcasm or a true delusion

And I'm always astounded at the overwhelming sense of denial in the liberal nomenclature. Seriously, take a look around you. HALF, yes HALF of the country is preparing to rally around Palin (or her designee) come 2012.

If you haven't figured out that this is basically a coup to stop America from becoming the next People's Republic, then I already knew you were beyond hope when you weren't rising to the occasion to defend Mrs. Palin and Mr. Nugent's efforts along with many others, John McCain, Newt Gingrich just to name a few. We're ready to turn the tables again.

Well, that was 3 different kinds of stoopid.

ExJerseyGirl: Akbar the Trappiste Monk: I guess I'm just a rational Republican. I look to the right, the left, front and back, and I see no leadership or a single person that can beat Obama in 2012.

And as long as we keep abortion and gay marriage as the two most important pieces in our campaign platform, we'll continue to lose.

I didn't know there were any rational Republicans left. I thought the party was highjacked by the religious wackjobs and neocons.

No, it is that the younger generations are raised violently liberal and anything they do not agree with is attacked. You see it in public schools, on college campuses and in the media. Palin is attacked in the most nasty way possible, and yet you elected Biden as VP, the guy is a walking foot in the mouth. Young liberals hand fed their entire lives getting the ability to vote from Mom's basement is what this is about. It will backfire, because the tax and spend and tax policy in the long run will cripple us.

I hate religion, but you know what? It is a person's right, just like free speech which the Dems are attacking as well. Your Lord and Savior Obama claims to be religious as well, why don't you attack him about it?

Troggie42: Akbar the Trappiste Monk: I guess I'm just a rational Republican. I look to the right, the left, front and back, and I see no leadership or a single person that can beat Obama in 2012.

And as long as we keep abortion and gay marriage as the two most important pieces in our campaign platform, we'll continue to lose.

This. For republicans, anyway. The right has no one good in the party who is in a position to win any elections, really. It kinda sucks, and as we can see from this thread, the nice folks on the left are kinda being sore winners about it. I don't really give a shiat about who wins either way, but I would prefer that it is someone I voted for. It really seems that all that anyone does these days is biatch about what the other side is saying about them, and it is quite annoying and juvenile. It seems that no one has the capacity to make a rational decision anymore, and it is hurting both parties. I truly believe that we need a third party that could, oh, I dunno, actually FIX some of the problems with the country, rather than argue between two parties filibustering each other and rambling on about how bipartisan this is, and how the other people aren't being bipartisan enough, and all that nonsense. It is rediculous.

/wrote myself in last time
//at least I got a vote

Too bad there's nothing you can do to take back your party. Maybe if you whine in enough interweb threads...

Lenny_da_Hog: When Jon Stewart gets back Monday, he is gonna be soooo pissed he took this week, of all weeks, off.

It's been killing me that the Daily Show and Colbert Report are on holiday this week.

I had wondered if the DS/CR hiatus played into Palin's decision to release her statement when she did-- but that is just a bit conspiracy-theorist of me.

Acid_Casualty: Palin hints at plan to splinter republican party?

God I love this incredibly stupid woman.

Is that a real headline or a hack of some sort?

Come to think of it, if Sarah Palin becomes a gravity well for all the Wingnut Fundies in the Party, it will do the GOP well, especially if it is them who go on to identify themselves as a 3rd party. In the long run, good. Short term? Disaster.

Crown_of_Shoes: Acid_Casualty: Palin hints at plan to splinter republican party?

God I love this incredibly stupid woman.

Is that a real headline or a hack of some sort?

Come to think of it, if Sarah Palin becomes a gravity well for all the Wingnut Fundies in the Party, it will do the GOP well, especially if it is them who go on to identify themselves as a 3rd party. In the long run, good. Short term? Disaster.

Maybe they can secede from the country and form The United Holy States of Jesusland.

skookum: Mark my words, the Republicans will return with a vengeance, overturning the superficial yet horridly expensive Obama years.

Pincy
Yes, let's return to the fiscally sound policies of the Bush administration.

ummm do your research son.... Obama has put our country into more debt in 6 months than bush did in 8 years.

Akbar the Trappiste Monk: I guess I'm just a rational Republican. I look to the right, the left, front and back, and I see no leadership or a single person that can beat Obama in 2012.

And as long as we keep abortion and gay marriage as the two most important pieces in our campaign platform, we'll continue to lose.

Or we could "go full retard" (as the Democrats would put it) and back Palin. She IS still quite popular and would energize the Republican base. And if Obama sends the country down the tubes (as he seems likely to do), then a good size bloc of Democrats will sit 2012 out, just as the Republicans sat out 2008.

Laugh if you must, but that's how Reagan got into office in 1980.

If this country ever elects somebody to the highest office in the land, or for that matter, the western world, because they have a nice ass, we're over.

Done.

Los endos.

bunner: If this country ever elects somebody to the highest office in the land, or for that matter, the western world, because they have a nice ass, we're over.

Done.

Los endos.

Culo story, bro!

NeverDrunk23: Crown_of_Shoes: Acid_Casualty: Palin hints at plan to splinter republican party?

God I love this incredibly stupid woman.

Is that a real headline or a hack of some sort?

Come to think of it, if Sarah Palin becomes a gravity well for all the Wingnut Fundies in the Party, it will do the GOP well, especially if it is them who go on to identify themselves as a 3rd party. In the long run, good. Short term? Disaster.

Maybe they can secede from the country and form The United Holy States of Jesusland.

It's more likely than you think. Bush and Rove convinced them they should participate in civil elections, and now that they have the apparatus in place, thanks to faith-based initiatives, and the looney pay-for-play church leaders to tell them who to vote for, all they need is a candidate to hitch their wagons to. But that candidate must be hella fundie crazy, and only Huckabee and Palin meet that criteria. Both are unelectable in a general elections thanks to, well, GW Bush and a tide of anti-fundamentalism.

A Jebus party is a possibility.

However, should the GOP just call down and go back to nominating a fundie wing-nut, for the sake of courting those votes, as they did with Bush, then we are in for, well, Armageddon.

Ok, since I'm kinda a low key farker, and I'm not sure I mentioned it before, I'm an active duty infantry/now National Guard MP. I'll lay odds that Sarah Palin's son is going to come back from Iraq with a LOT of liberal ideas, not because of some kind of hate, but because SOME of us in the uniform think our country can be better than it is, that it can improve. When I hear some type of chickenhawk like Sean Hannty or Ted Nugent (whatever) talk about America this or that, I always think about how I would never listen to a guy who talks about military action but has never served, and the other guy who epic failed himself out of honor. Screw them both.

/If you want to know what America is, rent and watch "Milk". Freedom, liberty, and CHANGE is the name of the game, kids.
//not gay, but doesn't mind if you are.

SupremeLeader: You're the first one who actually recognized that slightly paraphrased quote.

Not a lot of Sci-fi nerds in 'Politics', I suppose.


Get over yourself.


I was not that clever is more like it, and nothing is obscure here.

skookum: SupremeLeader: Soon this great nation will be de-Christianized.

Never, not in your wildest dreams. If anything, this country is becoming stronger in its duty to God, and again, you're going to have to find out the hard way when Palin (or her designee) becomes the 45th President of the United States, defeating Obama in the worst upset ever.

Mark my words, the Republicans will return with a vengeance, overturning the superficial yet horridly expensive Obama years. They will be a footnote in time.

But we're also aware that you liberals aren't going to relinquish your hold without a fight, and that's sadly your undoing. If you'd only do the honorable thing and realize that Mom and Dad are coming home and will see the mess you've made, and you will be sorely dealt with. That metaphor colorfully paints the spirit of the times, and just how fragile your short-lived control will prove.


Coming from a conservative, I respectfully ask that you just shut the fark up.

Your rant shows that you don't have the mental capacity necessary to operate a blender, or maybe even a door knob.

You are not helping.

Phil Herup: It was not that clever is more like it,


FTFM


I need a new computer

bunner: If this country ever elects somebody to the highest office in the land, or for that matter, the western world, because they have a nice ass are part-black, we're over.

Done.

Los endos.

Fixed it for you.

SomeoneDumb: I'm no gun hater (have a few), but for the life of me I can't imagine few things more boring than a call-in radio show about firearms.

Is Alaska, really, that boring?

it is only on the Friday show. two whole hours once a week to talk about guns... believe me it is a hell of a lot more interesting and almost an intellectual pursuit compared to the same hosts show every other day of the week.

as in : you learn things on the gun show most the time... during the week it is any other echo chamber... only with an extra big helping of crazy.

the station doesn't screen calls and even lacks caller ID so it's the same nutcases calling in 24 hours a day basically about whatever new chain letter they received about FEMA death squads or secret muslims or keeping freedom free blippity blap blarrrrr.

it's totally entertaining though.

i know no one is actually even talking about the show that Palin and Nugent were on... but i'm willing to bet the audio is available in the "Loyal Listener Club" on the actual station website.

KFAR 660AM (new window)

i'd look for it myself... but i am not a loyal listener nor do i feel like navigating on their nightmare of a site (tried it before. never again.)

here are some paraphrased quotes from when i listened to it :

Nugent on Palin : "you are too logical. you make too much sense. that's why all the bureaucrats are running scared of you!"

Some Caller : "one thing we need to have nationwide is closed primaries... that way we won't keep getting these centrist candidates running as supposed 'republicans'. i may have voted for McCain but i was really truly voting for you Sarah."

(that one i just remembered since it pisses me off every primary season that i can't have both ballots or a combined ballot. i've been undeclared since i started voting ages ago and closed primaries really bug me. they only encourage excessive bifurcation IMO.)

probably some others i forgot or missed. i was running errands at the time and missed a few calls.

LegoBastard: /If you want to know what America is, rent and watch "Milk". Freedom, liberty, and CHANGE is the name of the game, kids.

I'm an active duty infantry/now National Guard MP

because SOME of us in the uniform think our country can be better than it is, that it can improve.




Ohhh please where can I go throw up? You seem to have no shortage of smug and condescension . Where do people like you come from?


When you retrire you can go work for ACORN.... OK?

Or maybe you can be a cop and bust people for driving too fast.

Ed Finnerty: bunner: If this country ever elects somebody to the highest office in the land, or for that matter, the western world, because they have a nice ass, we're over.

Done.

Los endos.

Culo story, bro!

Please don't take this personally, but I just slash and burn through the blithering idiots on this site. The people with nothing to say, the people who just like to see their witless, trite, twaddly poo stains in print on a screen, the ones who think that every cliche they type is the epitome of rapier like wit, when in fact it's meaningless drivel.

You know, people like you.

Adios.

The one good thing about skookum showing up again is that he causes stupid n00bs who aren't familiar with his act to self-identify. Congratulations, you're stupid.

El_Swino: The one good thing about skookum showing up again is that he causes stupid n00bs who aren't familiar with his act to self-identify. Congratulations, you're stupid.

That doesn't mean he's not a troll and a jerkoff.

Congratulations. You kiss up to trolls and jerkoffs. : )

Thunderpipes bunner: If this country ever elects somebody to the highest office in the land, or for that matter, the western world, because they have a nice ass are part-black, we're over.


I thought he was elected because he's at least half-sane.

Thunderpipes: bunner: If this country ever elects somebody to the highest office in the land, or for that matter, the western world, because they have a nice ass are part-black, we're over.

Done.

Los endos.

Fixed it for you.

Yes, because the reason people voted for Obama was because, and only because, he was part black. It wasn't because of his policies, or that McCain and (especially) Palin would have been worse, by several orders of magnitude.

Or did you mean the primaries? When his main opponent was possibly the *only* Democratic candidate the Republicans had a chance of beating?

Ted Nugent sure wants to kill a lot of hippies, which is interesting when you consider that during the Vietnam war he was playing rock and roll in paisley pants, kind of like a, uh, hippie.

I guess the hypocrisy helps him cope with his douchebaggery.

bunner: El_Swino: The one good thing about skookum showing up again is that he causes stupid n00bs who aren't familiar with his act to self-identify. Congratulations, you're stupid.

That doesn't mean he's not a troll and a jerkoff.

Congratulations. You kiss up to trolls and jerkoffs. : )

The thing about put-downs is that they're generally supposed to make sense. Maybe you should rephrase and try again.

Hey, thundertroll?

They voted for Barack Obama because he ISN'T CLINICALLY RETARDED AND CAN FORM A COHERENT SENTENCE!

You guys need to work on that bit.

I remember hearing stories about racist people getting so fed up with the Republicans they voted for Obama. Now THAT is a bad sign for the Republicans, losing the racist vote, losing the vote of people who are literally holding their noses to vote for someone whose skin color makes them 'inferior'.

Personally, I think Sarah Palin played a large part in that.

El_Swino: The thing about put-downs is that they're generally supposed to make sense. Maybe you should rephrase and try again.

Fu*k you. : )

If your reading comprehension is that bad, you do it, Sniffy McCondescenderman

I don't work for you and you're certainly nobody to whom I would ever have to defend my intellectual prowess.

But you do cop the pose in a heartbeat. I think I'll shut you off, now. You're just one more bleating moron who comes to this site to tell people how smart they're not. You couldn't add anything useful, here if you hired somebody to show you how.

That clear things up, sonny Jim?

Bye.

bunner: El_Swino: The thing about put-downs is that they're generally supposed to make sense. Maybe you should rephrase and try again.

Fu*k you. : )

If your reading comprehension is that bad, you do it, Sniffy McCondescenderman

I don't work for you and you're certainly nobody to whom I would ever have to defend my intellectual prowess.

But you do cop the pose in a heartbeat. I think I'll shut you off, now. You're just one more bleating moron who comes to this site to tell people how smart they're not. You couldn't add anything useful, here if you hired somebody to show you how.

That clear things up, sonny Jim?

Bye.

Heh heh heh. You're cute when you get all pissy. Rant some more, it's funny.

Mark my words. Mark my words. Mark my words.

davynelson: Ted Nugent sure wants to kill a lot of hippies, which is interesting when you consider that during the Vietnam war he was playing rock and roll in paisley pants, kind of like a, uh, hippie.

I guess the hypocrisy helps him cope with his douchebaggery.

Ted Nugent - who once pulled out a gun on a soundman when he muted the deafening trash coming out of the stage monitors and said "I can hit you from here" - has been playing the same clapped out riffs at the same jet-plane-during-takeoff dB level for the same 45 years.

Now his major selling point is "I AM THE ALPHA BADASS!"

Like a lot of people who are only marginally good at something, he ran out of things to say and just changed his shirt and kept talking.

His values, like his music, don't seem all that important when not played at excruciating volume.

LordJiro: Thunderpipes: bunner: If this country ever elects somebody to the highest office in the land, or for that matter, the western world, because they have a nice ass are part-black, we're over.

Done.

Los endos.

Fixed it for you.

Yes, because the reason people voted for Obama was because, and only because, he was part black. It wasn't because of his policies, or that McCain and (especially) Palin would have been worse, by several orders of magnitude.

Or did you mean the primaries? When his main opponent was possibly the *only* Democratic candidate the Republicans had a chance of beating?

Well, when you consider street interviews with black people who were given McCain's policies and told they were Obama's, and asked what they think of "Obama's" policies that the black people interviewed were praising those policies as if they knew anything about it, yes, it was about race. your Palin argument is silly because you have Biden, the king of idiot-speak as a VP now. When you have black voters saying, and I quote "Obama is gonna pay my mortgage", "You're about to be ruled be a black man, Cracker!", and "Obama's gonna give me mo' money" you really do have to question race, because it sure as shiat is not about policy at that point.

I could care less what color Obama is, I don't like excessive taxes and out of control spending. To question him is to be called a racist, how silly is that?

Hey guyz, whuts goin' on in dis fred? Did anybody say Sarah Palin isn't very smart?

Epsilon: I think a lot of the conservatives have some sort of misunderstanding that the liberals (of which I am one) want to do away with all guns. That's not the case at all.

Most of us liberals feel that registration should be required, and what's wrong with that? You have to register a car before you can drive it, what's so horrible about having to register a firearm?

Handguns are already registered. If you're referring to registering long rifles, well that's just insane and it will never, ever pass anywhere in America except for California and New York. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't already requiring it in those states. I honestly feel sorry for the New Yorkers that don't live in the city. But yeah, my neighbor is a full-blooded liberal, and he enjoys coming over and shooting around in the backyard. Not all liberals are crazy, just the leftists in certain concentrated areas that for whatever reason, have alot of political sway. Looking at you Berkeley.

Of course if the Left were to abandon its illogical, fundi-religious belief that
firearms cause crime, politicians like Palin wouldn't get elected.

"A faith that cannot survive a collision with
the truth is not worth many regrets."
--Arthur C. Clarke--

Most of those who vote for Reps, are actually casting votes against the Dems.

Mouser: Akbar the Trappiste Monk: I guess I'm just a rational Republican. I look to the right, the left, front and back, and I see no leadership or a single person that can beat Obama in 2012.

And as long as we keep abortion and gay marriage as the two most important pieces in our campaign platform, we'll continue to lose.

Or we could "go full retard" (as the Democrats would put it) and back Palin. She IS still quite popular and would energize the Republican base. And if Obama sends the country down the tubes (as he seems likely to do), then a good size bloc of Democrats will sit 2012 out, just as the Republicans sat out 2008.

Laugh if you must, but that's how Reagan got into office in 1980.

The thing is, I don't want to win back the White House for the sake of winning. I want the most competent person there so he or she can represent the party well and ultimately do a good job.

Palin isn't it. I'm sorry.

Pincy: Gosling: paygun: SupremeLeader: I, for one, look forward towards a golden age of science and reason.

Well we'll just have to see. As it stands now, science is impossible since people who believe in god still exist.

Hi, I'm a Lutheran who's watching and enjoying Mythbusters at this very moment.

Well, they haven't done a mythbuster on God yet, but I'm sure it is in the works.

I heard that the Mythbusters stopped doing pieces on things involving hauntings/spiritualism/occultism. IIRC, it was because those things can't be measured scientifically or there are too many things about the human mind that can fark up the results. It's not like you can capture video footage of someone's hallucinations/delusions on a high-speed camera.

hariseldon: *picture of forty gabillion firearms and one tent*

I can just imagine the aftermath of that little foray into the forest.

"Hey, maw! We're back from our hunting and camping trip!"

"Oh, good, boys. what did you bag?"

"EVERYTHING!"

: )

Nice assortment.

Yours?

Ed Finnerty: Troggie42: Akbar the Trappiste Monk: I guess I'm just a rational Republican. I look to the right, the left, front and back, and I see no leadership or a single person that can beat Obama in 2012.

And as long as we keep abortion and gay marriage as the two most important pieces in our campaign platform, we'll continue to lose.

This. For republicans, anyway. The right has no one good in the party who is in a position to win any elections, really. It kinda sucks, and as we can see from this thread, the nice folks on the left are kinda being sore winners about it. I don't really give a shiat about who wins either way, but I would prefer that it is someone I voted for. It really seems that all that anyone does these days is biatch about what the other side is saying about them, and it is quite annoying and juvenile. It seems that no one has the capacity to make a rational decision anymore, and it is hurting both parties. I truly believe that we need a third party that could, oh, I dunno, actually FIX some of the problems with the country, rather than argue between two parties filibustering each other and rambling on about how bipartisan this is, and how the other people aren't being bipartisan enough, and all that nonsense. It is rediculous.

/wrote myself in last time
//at least I got a vote

Too bad there's nothing you can do to take back your party. Maybe if you whine in enough interweb threads...

That's too farktard, even for Fark.

hariseldon: Most of those who vote for Reps, are actually casting votes against the Dems.



sad but true fact.

Akbar the Trappiste Monk: if Obama sends the country down the tubes (as he seems likely to do)

Do you guys just throw away all of the newspapers up until inauguration day after your blowhards and corporate shills empty the treasury and toss the keys to the Democrats?

"Sending the country down the tubes?" He's heels in the dirt, holding it by the frayed edges and trying to pull it BACK from the "tubes".

Grab a corner and pull or stuff it.

bunner: Ed Finnerty: bunner: If this country ever elects somebody to the highest office in the land, or for that matter, the western world, because they have a nice ass, we're over.

Done.

Los endos.

Culo story, bro!

Please don't take this personally, but I just slash and burn through the blithering idiots on this site. The people with nothing to say, the people who just like to see their witless, trite, twaddly poo stains in print on a screen, the ones who think that every cliche they type is the epitome of rapier like wit, when in fact it's meaningless drivel.

You know, people like you.

Adios.

heh heh. I farky'd you for this. I'm on a mission to farky good folks, ban the hell out of bad folks, because I'm about done with FARK for reasons you so eloquently enumerated.

Mongo cut wood: It takes a hunter to take down a worthless Monkey.

hariseldon: Of course if the Left were to abandon its illogical, fundi-religious belief that
firearms cause crime, politicians like Palin wouldn't get elected.

"A faith that cannot survive a collision with
the truth is not worth many regrets."
--Arthur C. Clarke--

Most of those who vote for Reps, are actually casting votes against the Dems.

As much as I hate the idea of gun control, I hate the idea of a theocracy even more. Gun grabber logic doesn't hold a candle to the epic stupid of passing laws just because your imaginary friend told you to.

Next election, I am probably just going to vote Libertarian unless Huckabee or someone else grabs the Republican nomination with deliberate intentions to replace the Constitution with the Bible.

Palin has definitely lost her luster, what little she had of it anyway. Luckily though she will split the republican party in the next election between the insane and the greedy. There's really only one issue left talking about with her. Honestly she was only ever really "republican hot". Not many liberals have to go reaching for her and Ann Coulter (she's a man baby!) for politically leaned sex sympbols, not when we have Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johannson on our side. Sorry but NO 50 year old who's had 3 (or 4) kids and is not a supermodel or actress is "hot". Maybe "well preserved", "handsome" but sorry...not "hot".

Dinjiin: The name skookum may be derived from Skookumchuck River. Whidbey's own name comes from Whidbey Island. Both are geographical places within Washington State.

Maybe somebody thought that the two are linked because of those similarities.

Or maybe we thought because he outed himself in a thread they are the same person.

I guess I should have said "Ignore" all the trolly types, not "ban," sorry. This is as good a time as every to biatch:

Things That May Get You Ignored by Crown_of_Shoes:

- insisting on making some cute "hot" statement after your hotlinked images, like this were 1999 and it made a farking difference.
- using the cliche "window seat please," especially after some harmless remark
- Terrible, pointless, everybody-was-thinking-it-but-you-posted-it puns, e.g. somebody gets decapitated and you cleverly state, "that's not way to get a head in life!" /window seat please!
- Blatant, empty trolling
- Condescending to flame wars with trolls, as if this sort of personal entertainment is the only function a message board serves.
- Political naivete, that is, demonizing a democrats or republicans in a manner that serves only the interests of those who profit on divisive social and wedge issues

And the biggest reason:

- Use of a worn-out FARK cliche. I'm done with it. You do it just once and you are ignored. Nobody think you are cool or FARK savvy because you "get" the inside "it's a streetlight" joke. You can post the derp derp derp terrier, for at least a few more months, but if you try the "it's a conspiracy" guy, you're gone.


/tough guy rant over.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross"

Sinclair Lewis

Crown_of_Shoes: Use of a worn-out FARK cliche. I'm done with it. You do it just once and you are ignored. Nobody think you are cool or FARK savvy because you "get" the inside "it's a streetlight" joke. You can post the derp derp derp terrier, for at least a few more months, but if you try the "it's a conspiracy" guy, you're gone.



what are some of the other ones that are worn out?

just curious...


that hurrr, duurrr dog is still funny

boobsrgood: "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross"

Sinclair Lewis

Yeah but try and explain the vision of those who came before us to people who think that "history" is something you shout when your team is nudged out of the playoffs.

I don't think there's a neo-con in America who has a newspaper or copy of the WSJ dated before Obama's inaugural. Wouldn't be prudent.

Akbar the Trappiste Monk: Ed Finnerty: Too bad there's nothing you can do to take back your party. Maybe if you whine in enough interweb threads...

That's too farktard, even for Fark.

And yet that's exactly what most of the right-wing Farkers in this thread are doing right now.

You know, most of the time I really envy being from Alaska, because I can look at most retarded conservative stories on Fark and elsewhere in the news and breathe a sigh of relief that I don't have to deal with that crap in MY state.

Then this wench came along. >:(

/It's like stepping in really bad dog crap, that smell just friggin follows you around forever, no matter how hard you try to scrub it off your shoe.

NeverDrunk23: Maybe they can secede from the country and form The United Holy States of Jesusland.

Oh noes. They'd create it in Alaska. I'd be burned at the stake if they did that.I like living here, and I'd prefer not being burned at the altar of the Holy Sarah.

lstywnch: Dinjiin: The name skookum may be derived from Skookumchuck River. Whidbey's own name comes from Whidbey Island. Both are geographical places within Washington State.

Maybe somebody thought that the two are linked because of those similarities.

Or maybe we thought because he outed himself in a thread they are the same person.

Everyone knows it's Whidbey.

...and Whidbey has stormy eyes
that flash at the sound of lies
and Whidbey has wings to fly
Above the clouds.... above the clouds....

/sorry, had to make the Association....
//sorrier still for that

SupremeLeader: As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed.
Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL atheist!

On a Sunday morning, it appears you might have to be more obvious than you would normally be...
8/10, and keep reeling them in :o)

DrForrester:

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<adjective class="possessive_pronoun">my</adjective>
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</repetition>

As you wish.

Dr_Gats: You know, most of the time I really envy being from Alaska, because I can look at most retarded conservative stories on Fark and elsewhere in the news and breathe a sigh of relief that I don't have to deal with that crap in MY state.

Then this wench came along. >:(

/It's like stepping in really bad dog crap, that smell just friggin follows you around forever, no matter how hard you try to scrub it off your shoe.

For reals. I thought this place was relatively sane until she won the governor's seat. I just keep going back to the gubernatorial debates and how she deflected every single question or gave a non-answer. Then there was, "Mrs. Palin you are against abortion." She answered, "Yes, every life is precious." "But you support the death penalty?" "YEAP! String 'em up!" It took the VP campaign to bring out the winking and flirting.

Lenny_da_Hog: Everyone knows it's Whidbey.

...and Whidbey has stormy eyes
that flash at the sound of lies
and Whidbey has wings to fly
Above the clouds.... above the clouds....

/sorry, had to make the Association....
//sorrier still for that

Sokay, I loled.

In every picture I see of a chick holding a gun, she has her damn booger hook in the trigger... every... single... time...

Even alleged "gun nut" chicks. Finger right on the trigger.

I'm willing to bet most of you stupid liberals would do the same thing, being that most of you have probably never even held a gun.... except for laser tag and duck hunt (but that doesn't count).

=)

Phil Herup: Crown_of_Shoes: Use of a worn-out FARK cliche. I'm done with it. You do it just once and you are ignored. Nobody think you are cool or FARK savvy because you "get" the inside "it's a streetlight" joke. You can post the derp derp derp terrier, for at least a few more months, but if you try the "it's a conspiracy" guy, you're gone.



what are some of the other ones that are worn out?

just curious...


that hurrr, duurrr dog is still funny

Yeah, I love that little boston. The problem I'm having (in life) is with people who immediately thread-jack or conversation-jack anything and everything with its nearest pop-culture equivalent. People who cannot live life originally, but must couch their existence in the context of television and movies, and go through great lengths to do so.

Here are some that have well worn out their welcome to the point that if you post it, I can be relatively sure you are a douchebag:

- "sharp knees" post w/ picture
- inbred Freepers
- libs! libs! libs! straight-jacket
- IR serious cat
- I'm an attention whore!
- internet argument special olympics
- Saying I get a kick, etc. etc.
- yeeeaaaaaaah! comic
- graphs making fun of graphs, e.g. pacman, pirates to global warming, especially when the original graph was very informative. This just makes you look like a moran who doesn't like thinking much.


In sum, communicate with YOUR OWN IDEAS, not something you saw on farking family guy, saw in a FARK meme, or some shiat.

lstywnch: I thought this place was relatively sane until she won the governor's seat.

You what!?

Uh. Alaska is the most insane local politics in the country. It's why I love it so much! Jesus.

Wally Hickel winning as an AIP.... Theresa Obermeyer running for *anything* (and *everything*), the oil and real estate influences, the Prevites, the hunters vs. subsistence lobbies, the GOP fighting for the Socialist Fund, the fundamentalists...

The place is out and out nuts.

desynch: I'm willing to bet most of you stupid liberals would do the same thing, being that most of you have probably never even held a gun.... except for laser tag and duck hunt (but that doesn't count).

=)

And I'd be willing to bet that most of the stupid liberals wouldn't even want to wave a live gun around without taking a gun safety course or something first and learning not to do that...

...which kinda makes them sound not so stupid, don't you think?

>:)

oroku_saki: As much as I hate the idea of gun control, I hate the idea of a theocracy even more. Gun grabber logic doesn't hold a candle to the epic stupid of passing laws just because your imaginary friend told you to.

So people have attempted to pass laws forcing everyone to attend Church on Sundays? Legislated the correct Bible to have in your house as required by law? Evening prayer sessions from that particular bible?

Sorry Charlie but we're no where near a Theocracy and despite your blubbering and wailing, nobody is trying to make us into one.

You have two policies, count them again, two, that many lean on their religion for, however, the argument they put forth in both cases, has very little to do with a particular religion. That too makes it less of a theocracy.

Abortion: Has more to do with a belief in life at conception which does not equate to any particular religion and is certainly not the sole bailiwick of Christianity.

Gay Marriage: Has more to do with tradition and what people see as the natural order of things; this too has very little to do with any particular religion and is also not the sole bailiwick of Christianity.

So please, lay off the whole Theocracy and Fundies are destroying our country Bullshait. Two policy positions that have absolutely nothing to do with larger economic or law enforcement issues is a far damn cry from a Theocracy or even a theocratic movement.

Crown_of_Shoes: I guess I should have said "Ignore" all the trolly types, not "ban," sorry. This is as good a time as every to biatch:

Things That May Get You Ignored by Crown_of_Shoes:

- insisting on making some cute "hot" statement after your hotlinked images, like this were 1999 and it made a farking difference.
- using the cliche "window seat please," especially after some harmless remark
- Terrible, pointless, everybody-was-thinking-it-but-you-posted-it puns, e.g. somebody gets decapitated and you cleverly state, "that's not way to get a head in life!" /window seat please!
- Blatant, empty trolling
- Condescending to flame wars with trolls, as if this sort of personal entertainment is the only function a message board serves.
- Political naivete, that is, demonizing a democrats or republicans in a manner that serves only the interests of those who profit on divisive social and wedge issues

And the biggest reason:

- Use of a worn-out FARK cliche. I'm done with it. You do it just once and you are ignored. Nobody think you are cool or FARK savvy because you "get" the inside "it's a streetlight" joke. You can post the derp derp derp terrier, for at least a few more months, but if you try the "it's a conspiracy" guy, you're gone.


/tough guy rant over.

So can you see *any* posts on Fark?

Crabs_Can_Polevault:
And I'd be willing to bet that most of the stupid liberals wouldn't even want to wave a live gun around without taking a gun safety course or something first and learning not to do that...

...which kinda makes them sound not so stupid, don't you think?

>:)

You're failed attempt at being a "smart liberal" has just failed. You _NEVER_ wave a live gun around. Ever. ;)

Take that gun safety course. I recommend taking the Concealed Handgun License glass, if you can. Damn shame if you live in one of the states overrun by libtards that won't let you get a CHL.

Lenny_da_Hog: You what!?

Uh. Alaska is the most insane local politics in the country. It's why I love it so much! Jesus.

Wally Hickel winning as an AIP.... Theresa Obermeyer running for *anything* (and *everything*), the oil and real estate influences, the Prevites, the hunters vs. subsistence lobbies, the GOP fighting for the Socialist Fund, the fundamentalists...

The place is out and out nuts.

Dude, I grew up in Georgia. Trust me, it was relatively sane. I got here in '96, and Knowles was halfway sane. However, keep in mind that I don't live in the interior.

LordJiro: So can you see *any* posts on Fark?

Just getting started. But contrary to popular belief, there are still people who post here with erudite, constructive thoughts.

Was once a day that the average mouth breather didn't understand how to post on a messageboard (dare I invoke "newsgroup") but now they've turned even FARK into an AOL chat romper room.

Wow, how did I get so crabby this early in the morning?

Crown_of_Shoes: but must couch their existence in the context of television and movies, and go through great lengths to do so.

I agree with you and your reasoning but...

I have to be honest here, I am very guilty of throwing pop culture references down all the time. I do try to do my own. I always post pics of movies and TV .

I still think that "libs" straight jacket is still funny and the variants it has sprung "Kos!" for example.

Pac man pie chart... I like that one.


I am very guilty of being a moran it seems. Oh well, it's bliss.

Crown_of_Shoes: Wow, how did I get so crabby this early in the morning?

Awww, does someone need a cup of coffee to wash down his chill pill?

/10am isn't early.

lstywnch: Lenny_da_Hog: You what!?

Uh. Alaska is the most insane local politics in the country. It's why I love it so much! Jesus.

Wally Hickel winning as an AIP.... Theresa Obermeyer running for *anything* (and *everything*), the oil and real estate influences, the Prevites, the hunters vs. subsistence lobbies, the GOP fighting for the Socialist Fund, the fundamentalists...

The place is out and out nuts.

Dude, I grew up in Georgia. Trust me, it was relatively sane. I got here in '96, and Knowles was halfway sane. However, keep in mind that I don't live in the interior.

You have to admit, though, seeing a place that sprouts the likes of left-wing pro-oil and pro-gun folks had to strike you as a little odder than most....

EZ Writer: I'd like to give Sarah a facial...

/That is all

This.

Lenny_da_Hog: You have to admit, though, seeing a place that sprouts the likes of left-wing pro-oil and pro-gun folks had to strike you as a little odder than most....

See, but that seems more sane to me than folks being against resource development and against firearms just because the party says those things are bad.

/still thinks SEACC is made up of domestic terrorists

Trippdog

I'm a thug motherfarker and you best attend
Cuz this Prez gots some bills that he must amend
Rollin into DC, trailin my posse, shorties gettin Hennisy.
A line of black Lincols, my cock and a glock
One in each hand.

Cous, I'm a start poppin, When Michelle comes a rockin,
Booty swingin, titties bangin and she'll do it all night.
I'm the prez mother farker and you better treats me right
Twin smokes hangin low,
My constitutional delivery is ready to flow.
Joey came a blockin, when I tried to get my...
I'm not a Clinton, you gots that dead to right
But my lawyers'll fark your ass up cuz this Thug is half white.

Yet more proof that single issue voters are idiots.

lstywnch: /10am isn't early.

but...it isn't 10am in Alaska yet. so what part of Alaska are you in that it is 10am already? let me guess! Cicily?

I've got an old Rolling Stone magazine where Ted Nugent says that right before a concert he likes to to pick a fifteen year old girl out of the audience to give him head behind the drum set. Odd he's become the poster boy of the Republican Party when he sounds an awful lot like bill Clinton.

lstywnch:
/still thinks SEACC is made up of domestic terrorists

To listen to anyone discussing anything in any Denny's or Village Inn in Anchorage, you'd think they're all domestic terrorists. Anything from fisheries management to declaring a state insect is met with, "Time fer a revolution! Getchur guns!"

...of course, by the time the waitress brings the pie menu, they've usually moved onto other things....

desynch: You're failed attempt at being a "smart liberal" has just failed. You _NEVER_ wave a live gun around. Ever. ;)

Take that gun safety course. I recommend taking the Concealed Handgun License glass, if you can. Damn shame if you live in one of the states overrun by libtards that won't let you get a CHL.

Sigh. Politics threads have the best shibboleths...

desynch:
Take that gun safety course. I recommend taking the Concealed Handgun License glass, if you can. Damn shame if you live in one of the states overrun by libtards that won't let you get a CHL.

What kinda libtard stronghold you livin' in, boy? They make you get a *license* to carry a concealed handgun?

Lenny_da_Hog: desynch:
Take that gun safety course. I recommend taking the Concealed Handgun License glass, if you can. Damn shame if you live in one of the states overrun by libtards that won't let you get a CHL.

What kinda libtard stronghold you livin' in, boy? They make you get a *license* to carry a concealed handgun?

Fark liberals would love VT, VT hates anything about capitalism or America, but for some reason you can carry a concealed weapon anywhere here without a permit.

Just bought an M1A to target practice with, cannot wait. Wish I could put a gun rack in my Mustang.

Thunderpipes:
Fark liberals would love VT, VT hates anything about capitalism or America, but for some reason you can carry a concealed weapon anywhere here without a permit.

Just bought an M1A to target practice with, cannot wait. Wish I could put a gun rack in my Mustang.

That's precious.

VT > TX on gun rights!

/Alaska's the same way....

desynch: I'm willing to bet most of you stupid liberals would do the same thing, being that most of you have probably never even held a gun.... except for laser tag and duck hunt (but that doesn't count).

I'm a stupid liberal who had more firepower in my home than most NRA members back when I lived in the stupid liberal country of Denmark whose stupid liberal military ingrained firearms safety deeper into my synapses than any stupid liberal Concealed Handgun sit-down class will ever do. I have even taught stupid liberal recruits firearms safety and acted as stupid liberal range safety officer for stupid liberal live firing exercises.

I still happen to think the firearms fetish as practiced among some in the US is stupid.

Crown of Shoes

Wow, how did I get so elitist this early in the morning?

FTFY.

/lighten up, Francis.

I listened to some blowhard (Dan Caplis) on KHOW one night last week while stuck in traffic. He does a show with Mr. Spineless Pussy, who allows Dan to biatchslap him around most of the time.

Caplis pronounced "it's clear the Obama presidency has been a failure" early on in the show - it was maybe Wednesday (7/8).

SO, 6 months in, the "other side" has declared failure. Mind you, this was the same blowhard who lectured about all things "his side" - give it time.

Iraq - give it time. this won't fix in a day, month, maybe years

Remember Bush admitted early on that he had no plan for pulling out of Iraq - that would be up to the next president.

And yet, 6 months into Bama's reign, it's a failure.



//assholes are as bad as the "other side" biatching non-stop about Bushie & Co.
///WTF did you expect? It's "their" turn now.



/AMERKA FAELS

x23: but...it isn't 10am in Alaska yet. so what part of Alaska are you in that it is 10am already? let me guess! Cicily?

Crown is in Portland where it WAS 10 AM. What part of reality are you from? Let me guess, the opposite part.

Crown_of_Shoes: I guess I should have said "Ignore" all the trolly types, not "ban," sorry. This is as good a time as every to biatch:

Things That May Get You Ignored by Crown_of_Shoes:

- insisting on making some cute "hot" statement after your hotlinked images, like this were 1999 and it made a farking difference.
- using the cliche "window seat please," especially after some harmless remark
- Terrible, pointless, everybody-was-thinking-it-but-you-posted-it puns, e.g. somebody gets decapitated and you cleverly state, "that's not way to get a head in life!" /window seat please!
- Blatant, empty trolling
- Condescending to flame wars with trolls, as if this sort of personal entertainment is the only function a message board serves.
- Political naivete, that is, demonizing a democrats or republicans in a manner that serves only the interests of those who profit on divisive social and wedge issues

And the biggest reason:

- Use of a worn-out FARK cliche. I'm done with it. You do it just once and you are ignored. Nobody think you are cool or FARK savvy because you "get" the inside "it's a streetlight" joke. You can post the derp derp derp terrier, for at least a few more months, but if you try the "it's a conspiracy" guy, you're gone.


/tough guy rant over.

Crown_of_Shoes just got added to my ignore list, 'cause if there's one thing I can't stand it's some high-strung, uptight farker in my interwebs.

Ooohh!!! GUNS!!!

Run and hide Liberal wimps!

I love that some Americans have racism so deeply imprinted in them that they are willing to support someone like Palin.

Pretend you are from another country, and race wasn't an issue for 10 seconds. If necessary, now is the time to take strong drugs in order to get you to that point.

Obama is a charismatic man who wants the best for American and is doing a pretty damn good job. He is obviously not perfect and will make mistakes along the way. But hell, Clinton made some small mistakes personally but took the country on an amazing upswing. Obama is also obviously quite smart and will be in a good position to make good choices.

Now look at Palin. She is borderline retarded. She can't speak for more than 10 seconds without having to revert to trying to sound cute and folksy with some sports or hick talk. This is a woman I wouldn't want controlling my local PTA let alone a state or being VP.

How the hell can you folks seriously defend her with such rigor? Is staying racist really that important?

I also never understood how people could defend GW Bush. He is an idiot, handed the control of the country to the wrong people who behind the scenes sacrificed the core principles of the country.

But instead of looking objectively at the situation, somehow you all get caught up in the Dems vs Reps debate. Who the fark cares what party is running the country - elect the best goddamn people who will do a good job and not destroy the economy.

Or just vote based on party and celebrity and the whole country can follow California's bankruptcy. Then you will realize this whole situation could have been avoided by spending 5 minutes of your life actually researching politicians and not listening to the horrifically skewed media.

Phil Herup: Crown_of_Shoes: Use of a worn-out FARK cliche. I'm done with it. You do it just once and you are ignored. Nobody think you are cool or FARK savvy because you "get" the inside "it's a streetlight" joke. You can post the derp derp derp terrier, for at least a few more months, but if you try the "it's a conspiracy" guy, you're gone.



what are some of the other ones that are worn out?

just curious...


that hurrr, duurrr dog is still funny

whaaarrrgarbl?

mrtron: Then you will realize this whole situation could have been avoided by spending 5 minutes of your life actually researching politicians and not listening to the horrifically skewed media.

You do realize it was that very same horrifically skewed media that brought Palin's idiocy to the forefront, right? Between Diane Sawyer and Tina Fey, everything that needed to be said was, way before the VP debate in October.

anfrind: neilbradley: Am I missing anything else? What other Fark cliche can we throw in, here?

The NSA would be run by Ceiling Cat?

That sir, is the most hilarious thing I've read in a long, long time. Completely appropriate - well played!

mrtron: I love that some Americans have racism so deeply imprinted in them that they are willing to support someone like Palin.

Pretend you are from another country, and race wasn't an issue for 10 seconds. If necessary, now is the time to take strong drugs in order to get you to that point.

Obama is a charismatic man who wants the best for American and is doing a pretty damn good job. He is obviously not perfect and will make mistakes along the way. But hell, Clinton made some small mistakes personally but took the country on an amazing upswing. Obama is also obviously quite smart and will be in a good position to make good choices.

Now look at Palin. She is borderline retarded. She can't speak for more than 10 seconds without having to revert to trying to sound cute and folksy with some sports or hick talk. This is a woman I wouldn't want controlling my local PTA let alone a state or being VP.

How the hell can you folks seriously defend her with such rigor? Is staying racist really that important?

I also never understood how people could defend GW Bush. He is an idiot, handed the control of the country to the wrong people who behind the scenes sacrificed the core principles of the country.

But instead of looking objectively at the situation, somehow you all get caught up in the Dems vs Reps debate. Who the fark cares what party is running the country - elect the best goddamn people who will do a good job and not destroy the economy.

Or just vote based on party and celebrity and the whole country can follow California's bankruptcy. Then you will realize this whole situation could have been avoided by spending 5 minutes of your life actually researching politicians and not listening to the horrifically skewed media.

So basically, support the black president or else you're a racist?

I don't support Palin, but I also think that Obama's policy of burying the country in even more massive amounts of debt will be successful. It certainly isn't a "good choice."

/idiot

farfigneugan: Crown_of_Shoes just got added to my ignore list, 'cause if there's one thing I can't stand it's some high-strung, uptight farker in my interwebs.

Sounds like somebody is suddenly feeling shame for posting the "have a seat over there" Chris Hanson pic for the eleventy billionth time.

that bosnian sniper: mrtron: Then you will realize this whole situation could have been avoided by spending 5 minutes of your life actually researching politicians and not listening to the horrifically skewed media.

You do realize it was that very same horrifically skewed media that brought Palin's idiocy to the forefront, right? Between Diane Sawyer and Tina Fey, everything that needed to be said was, way before the VP debate in October.

That and the media on the whole is heavily biased towards Obama to the point that we know everything about him right down to bowel movement size color frequency.

/I'll call you later

It is my fondest hope that all of you two faced "We only had 8 years! No fair! Obama is a failure! It's been 6 months!", blowhard, harrumphing morons who actually think that a failed B actor, a dope addled failed businessman and draft dodging Yalie frat boy, and a mud dumb housewife from the middle of nowhere can run a country by simply doing whatever billionaires tell them to do, GET PRECISELY THE GOVERNMENT YOU'RE SHOUTING FOR.

About an hour and a half after I'm dead.

Here's to your idiocracy.

mrtron:
Or just vote based on party and celebrity and the whole country can follow California's bankruptcy.

It seems that, if the canary in the coal mine is dead, the solution is to bring in more canaries.


It's inevitable.

Erik_Emune:

I bet you're a crappy shot, lib. :)

bunner: It is my fondest hope that all of you two faced "We only had 8 years! No fair! Obama is a failure! It's been 6 months!", blowhard, harrumphing morons who actually think that a failed B actor, a dope addled failed businessman and draft dodging Yalie frat boy, and a mud dumb housewife from the middle of nowhere can run a country by simply doing whatever billionaires tell them to do, GET PRECISELY THE GOVERNMENT YOU'RE SHOUTING FOR.

About an hour and a half after I'm dead.

Here's to your idiocracy.

Can we add a never served in the military community organizer to your list?

/please

Mr. Breeze: That and the media on the whole is heavily biased towards Obama to the point that we know everything about him right down to bowel movement size color frequency.

...because offering the woman an interview then letting her hoist herself on her own petard on national television was somehow intentionally done to support Obama? Did you even watch the Sawyer interview? No amount of editing or selective questioning (although I would say hardballing a dark horse vice presidential nominee, regardless of secondary characteristics like party affiliation, gender, education, or past political experience, is not just warranted but exactly what journalists ought to do) could put a silver lining on that woman. Not even Fox News could do it.

As far as Tina Fey goes...she's a comedian. It's her job to point out society's idiosyncrasies and dysfunctions for comedic effect. Saturday Night Live has been doing that for years, regardless of party or personal opinion (though to inconsistent levels of efficacy). If a public figure is a fool, it's a comedian's job to make a fool of them when nobody else will do it.

that bosnian sniper: Mr. Breeze: That and the media on the whole is heavily biased towards Obama to the point that we know everything about him right down to bowel movement size color frequency.

...because offering the woman an interview then letting her hoist herself on her own petard on national television was somehow intentionally done to support Obama? Did you even watch the Sawyer interview? No amount of editing or selective questioning (although I would say hardballing a dark horse vice presidential nominee, regardless of secondary characteristics like party affiliation, gender, education, or past political experience, is not just warranted but exactly what journalists ought to do) could put a silver lining on that woman. Not even Fox News could do it.

As far as Tina Fey goes...she's a comedian. It's her job to point out society's idiosyncrasies and dysfunctions for comedic effect. Saturday Night Live has been doing that for years, regardless of party or personal opinion (though to inconsistent levels of efficacy). If a public figure is a fool, it's a comedian's job to make a fool of them when nobody else will do it.

I wasn't supporting Palin,

NEDM: "You are acting no better than the fundies you seek to combat. You are an atheist. Fine. Thats between you and God. Not my position to judge. But people do take it personally when you call their beliefs akin to believing in Santa, and calling God a "sky-wizard". Is that any better than what a fundie would spew?"

Er....yes, as it's completely accurate. Evolution proponents are hard on creationists around here too, do you admonish them for being 'just as bad'? Probably not as you recognize one side to be entirely correct and the other to hold backwards, indefensible beliefs that are harming the country. It's the same for atheists and Christians.

Mr. Breeze: Can we add a never served in the military community organizer to your list?

/please

Yeah, sure.. that's bad. Community organiser.

Know who else was a community organiser?

Hint: He wasn't German, his name is on the Constitution and he didn't sit out Nam doing blow and being AWOL from a daddy gifted, cushy national guard gig. Which would be forgivable if he wasn't a sock puppet moron who handed out the treasury to his friends.

anything else you wanna add? Like "black" or "uppity" or, you know "educated"? : ) Never pick nits off of others when you're covered in lice, yo. It makes you look... um, what's the word? Ridiculous.

Mr. Breeze: that bosnian sniper: Mr. Breeze: That and the media on the whole is heavily biased towards Obama to the point that we know everything about him right down to bowel movement size color frequency.

...because offering the woman an interview then letting her hoist herself on her own petard on national television was somehow intentionally done to support Obama? Did you even watch the Sawyer interview? No amount of editing or selective questioning (although I would say hardballing a dark horse vice presidential nominee, regardless of secondary characteristics like party affiliation, gender, education, or past political experience, is not just warranted but exactly what journalists ought to do) could put a silver lining on that woman. Not even Fox News could do it.

As far as Tina Fey goes...she's a comedian. It's her job to point out society's idiosyncrasies and dysfunctions for comedic effect. Saturday Night Live has been doing that for years, regardless of party or personal opinion (though to inconsistent levels of efficacy). If a public figure is a fool, it's a comedian's job to make a fool of them when nobody else will do it.

I wasn't supporting Palin,

only saying that the media was and is biased towards the big O.

And as for Tina Fey and SNL, the greatest thing about all that is that Palin went on there and made an ass out of herself in the uncomfortable sort of way a person who doesn't know they are being made fun of does.

mrtron:
I don't support Obama, that makes me a rascist- in my case a rascist who hates the draft.
I don't support Palin that makes me a sexist. In my case a pro choice sexist.
I probably do support trolls though. Nobody can possably mean that everyone whos not a Obama supporter is racsist can they?

bunner: anything else you wanna add? Like "black" or "uppity" or, you know "educated"? : ) Never pick nits off of others when you're covered in lice, yo. It makes you look... um, what's the word? Ridiculous.

You missed "articulate."

Zamboro: Evolution proponents are hard on creationists around here too, do you admonish them for being 'just as bad'?

Once side has evidence. The other tells you everything was created by an invisible sky wizard.

Yup, why should anyone give credence to one side over the other?

lstywnch: You missed "articulate."

You know, some of my best friends are white people and some of them speak very well.

True fact.

*snrk*

bunner: You know, some of my best friends are white people and some of them speak very well.

True fact.

*snrk*

heh, I actually just tee-hee'd

desynch: "You're failed attempt at being a "smart liberal" has just failed."

Descent....the highest form of patriotic.

bunner: Mr. Breeze: Can we add a never served in the military community organizer to your list?

/please

Yeah, sure.. that's bad. Community organiser.

Know who else was a community organiser?

Hint: He wasn't German, his name is on the Constitution and he didn't sit out Nam doing blow and being AWOL from a daddy gifted, cushy national guard gig. Which would be forgivable if he wasn't a sock puppet moron who handed out the treasury to his friends.

anything else you wanna add? Like "black" or "uppity" or, you know "educated"? : ) Never pick nits off of others when you're covered in lice, yo. It makes you look... um, what's the word? Ridiculous.

You pointed out some flaws. So did I. It's not nit picking when you are watching the result of inexperience lay out plans to bury the country under trillions of dollars in debt that will never be paid off.

Mr. Breeze: You pointed out some flaws. So did I. It's not nit picking when you are watching the result of inexperience lay out plans to bury the country under trillions of dollars in debt that will never be paid off.

Yeah, I think we're all still in shock from the fiscal aftermath corporate / governmental trysts of the last 8 years.

Mr. Breeze: You pointed out some flaws. So did I.

Did you know that there are degrees of murder?

Ever wonder why?

skookum: UsikFark: skookum: HALF, yes HALF of the country is preparing to rally around Palin (or her designee) come 2012.

And Palin is not "stupid," she merely does not fit into your rather hippie-ish liberal world, she is a professional who isn't afraid to rally Americans around traditional values and methodologies. i>

You know who ELSE rallied his countrymen around traditional values and methodologies?

/Consider this thread godwinned.

Mr. Breeze: I wasn't supporting Palin,

I would disagree with your later comment, but only in that the media is biased towards making money, as private corporations are wont to do. Obama sells, therefore Obama gets attention. Palin's idiocy sells, therefore Palin gets mocked...though, really there wasn't a whole lot of room for that, the woman is some form of unholy self-satire.

Michael Jackson's death sold, but the coup in Honduras, continued missile tests from North Korea and renewed missile tests by the U.S., and the American military withdrawal from Baghdad didn't.

at80eighty [TotalFark] Quote 2009-07-12 08:43:24 AM
Mongo cut wood: It takes a hunter to take down a worthless Monkey.

If the country still exists and the Democrats haven't removed our rights to vote,

PALIN 2012

I mean i know you're hopefully just trying to bait , but I got talking as you made that post

J: Obama is in Africa
me: glad you caught up with the news
J: After 8 years of that retard we have a President to be proud of.
me: as you said that i read this


Mongo cut wood

It takes a hunter to take down a worthless Monkey.

If the country still exists and the Democrats haven't removed our rights to vote,

PALIN 2012

J: there are people here who actually believe that
lots of them
it is very frightening.
i hope they can keep him safe.

me: funny thing
the biggest threat seems to be from within

I like pissing off double standards:

Democrats: Bush is a Monkey but don't you dare call Obama one.

I believe in giving the O as much respect as the democrats gave the G. You know what I'm sayin'?

Welcome to my favorites list you magnificent bastard! LMAO

that bosnian sniper: Mr. Breeze: I wasn't supporting Palin,

I would disagree with your later comment, but only in that the media is biased towards making money, as private corporations are wont to do. Obama sells, therefore Obama gets attention. Palin's idiocy sells, therefore Palin gets mocked...though, really there wasn't a whole lot of room for that, the woman is some form of unholy self-satire.

Michael Jackson's death sold, but the coup in Honduras, continued missile tests from North Korea and renewed missile tests by the U.S., and the American military withdrawal from Baghdad didn't.

This is what you get for news when absolutely nothing is given 10 seconds of credence or actual review unless it moves money around.

Some things really do work better without a profit motive.

cardex Quote 2009-07-12 02:56:21 AM
Gosling: Well, we'll still be a majority Christian nation for the foreseeable future, so in the empirical sense, I disagree. In spirit, though, I get you. The religion will still be there; it's simply being de-emphasized.

i hope you are right its about time that we get back to the way this country was set up before the Christians farked everything up.


All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.

Thomas Pain.


Good job at leaving out parts to fit your beliefs.

Here is the FULL Quote:

All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.
I do not mean by this declaration to condemn those who believe otherwise; they have the same right to their belief as I have to mine. But it is necessary to the happiness of man, that he be mentally faithful to himself. Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe.
It is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may so express it, that mental lying has produced in society. When a man has so...

Thomas Paine

skookum: And Palin is not "stupid," she merely does not fit into your rather hippie-ish liberal world[...]

Yes, yes she is. There is well-reasoned, rational dissent which breeds intelligent discourse and should be tolerated by anyone with a brain, and there is Sarah Palin's ideology and methodology. Ne'er have the two met, and as far as I can tell ne'er shall they meet.

Dammit, just go look up nuclear testing on Soldiers.

Mr. Breeze: Dammit, just go look up nuclear testing on Soldiers.

Ignore this, wrong thread

cardex Quote 2009-07-12 03:03:58 AM
skookum: And I'm always astounded at the overwhelming sense of denial in the liberal nomenclature. Seriously, take a look around you. HALF, yes HALF of the country is preparing to rally around Palin (or her designee) come 2012.

humm Obama is averaging 60% approval rating, and the smallest percentage of Americans are willing to admit that they are republicans in the last 75 years so i would love to know where the HALF of the country you are talking about it at. i am going to strongly suggest that you up your medication and come live in the real world for a while, in the mean time i am putting you on ignore don't take it personal its just that you are so stupid it hurts and sadly the only cure for someone as far gone as you are is death (not that i would encourage you to kill yourself but if you do want to give it a try there was a nice headline yesterday about a guy that used his car to cut off his head may want to give it a try).

Obama's approval rating is more like 52-58% depending upon where you get your propaganda from. It has dropped 3% just in the first 8 days of July. Once Cap and Trade Tax go into afect and people see excessive high costs for gas and electricity/heat, my guess is his rating will nosedive.

Stop it.

Stop it you neo-con, deluded, lemming motherf*ckers. Stop defending the abortion of a GOP ticket that got shoved out on stage, last year, like a 6 year old at her first ballet recital.

Because it makes yo look as stupid as your candidates.

Wanna rub it in? REally get all "ha ha" with the Dems? Of COURSE you do. It's pretty much your only party trick. Well here yo go:

"HA HA! You stupid Dems. You think we WANTED to win? Running that fuc*ing bullsh*t dynamic duo of "mavericks" spouting all that sh*t that would make a 6 year old facepalm? Do you? Boy are YOU stupid! We didn't want to WIN, cause there's nothing left to STEAL!. We left the mop up to your lackey, negro janitor boy! Ha ha! Suckers!"

There.

That's the ONLY possible, cheap, 5th grade level snark you can lob at the other side without looking like an idiot.

I suggest you cop to it and but quick, while you still have a shred of credibility left.

No charge.

that bosnian sniper: Mr. Breeze: I wasn't supporting Palin,

I would disagree with your later comment, but only in that the media is biased towards making money, as private corporations are wont to do. Obama sells, therefore Obama gets attention. Palin's idiocy sells, therefore Palin gets mocked...though, really there wasn't a whole lot of room for that, the woman is some form of unholy self-satire.

Michael Jackson's death sold, but the coup in Honduras, continued missile tests from North Korea and renewed missile tests by the U.S., and the American military withdrawal from Baghdad didn't.

All truth, and it's incredibly sad that people would rather focus on MJ to the point that he leads CNN for almost a week straight.

As for Obama's fiscal policies. He can't even wait until the previous bailout money is divied out before proposing another, let alone unrolling a trillion dollar healthcare bill and pushing through cap and trade during a recession when more and more people can afford fewer and fewer bills/taxes/etc...

DrForrester: Mark my words. Mark my words. Mark my words.

You'll rue the day!
when I mark your words.

bunner: Stop it.

Stop it you neo-con, deluded, lemming motherf*ckers. Stop defending the abortion of a GOP ticket that got shoved out on stage, last year, like a 6 year old at her first ballet recital.

Because it makes yo look as stupid as your candidates.

Wanna rub it in? REally get all "ha ha" with the Dems? Of COURSE you do. It's pretty much your only party trick. Well here yo go:

"HA HA! You stupid Dems. You think we WANTED to win? Running that fuc*ing bullsh*t dynamic duo of "mavericks" spouting all that sh*t that would make a 6 year old facepalm? Do you? Boy are YOU stupid! We didn't want to WIN, cause there's nothing left to STEAL!. We left the mop up to your lackey, negro janitor boy! Ha ha! Suckers!"

There.

That's the ONLY possible, cheap, 5th grade level snark you can lob at the other side without looking like an idiot.

I suggest you cop to it and but quick, while you still have a shred of credibility left.

No charge.

There's only one, maybe two people defending Palin so far on this page. You need to go smoke some weed or jerk off or something. Just relax, ya know. It is Sunday after all.

Mr. Breeze: As for Obama's fiscal policies. He can't even wait until the previous bailout money is divied out before proposing another, let alone unrolling a trillion dollar healthcare bill and pushing through cap and trade during a recession when more and more people can afford fewer and fewer bills/taxes/etc...

Honestly, if you ask me Obama's fiscal policy has been thus far very lukewarm in comparison to what the country needs. I personally would have been much happier had he focused less on bailouts and more on public works and spending for infrastructure and heavy industry modernization and maintenance, education, and the like. Cap-and-trade is counterproductive to the need for America to modernize its heavy industry and infrastructure, in my opinion. Health care reform needs to happen, and if done right could be integrated into a larger public works scheme, but that won't happen.

bunner: anything else you wanna add? Like "black" or "uppity" or, you know "educated"? : ) Never pick nits off of others when you're covered in lice, yo. It makes you look... um, what's the word? Ridiculous.

This is always good for a laugh, when he was educated in the same place as the last guy. During this historic transition of power from one Ivy Leaguer to another it's important to get your trolling in though.

that bosnian sniper: Mr. Breeze: As for Obama's fiscal policies. He can't even wait until the previous bailout money is divied out before proposing another, let alone unrolling a trillion dollar healthcare bill and pushing through cap and trade during a recession when more and more people can afford fewer and fewer bills/taxes/etc...

Honestly, if you ask me Obama's fiscal policy has been thus far very lukewarm in comparison to what the country needs. I personally would have been much happier had he focused less on bailouts and more on public works and spending for infrastructure and heavy industry modernization and maintenance, education, and the like. Cap-and-trade is counterproductive to the need for America to modernize its heavy industry and infrastructure, in my opinion. Health care reform needs to happen, and if done right could be integrated into a larger public works scheme, but that won't happen.

What, no name calling? No stereotypes? Not a single ounce of Waaarrgarbl?

Am I still on Fark?

Mr. Breeze: You need to go smoke some weed or jerk off or something.

I realise that somebody who runs on insulting assumptions probably spends a lot of time jerking off and smoking weed, but, um., not my speed, there, family values.

Thanks for the really poorly done condescension, though. Fits you like a fuc*ing glove. : )

bunner: Stop it.

Stop it you neo-con, deluded, lemming motherf*ckers. Stop defending the abortion of a GOP ticket that got shoved out on stage, last year, like a 6 year old at her first ballet recital.

Because it makes yo look as stupid as your candidates.

Wanna rub it in? REally get all "ha ha" with the Dems? Of COURSE you do. It's pretty much your only party trick. Well here yo go:

"HA HA! You stupid Dems. You think we WANTED to win? Running that fuc*ing bullsh*t dynamic duo of "mavericks" spouting all that sh*t that would make a 6 year old facepalm? Do you? Boy are YOU stupid! We didn't want to WIN, cause there's nothing left to STEAL!. We left the mop up to your lackey, negro janitor boy! Ha ha! Suckers!"

There.

That's the ONLY possible, cheap, 5th grade level snark you can lob at the other side without looking like an idiot.

I suggest you cop to it and but quick, while you still have a shred of credibility left.

No charge.

Mine isn't as ignorant as this steaming pile.

/Fark you and your condescension.
//And it's hard to get away with smoking weed while in the military.
///BTW it was only a suggestion to lower your stress levels

Mr. Breeze: ///BTW it was only a suggestion to lower your stress levels

No, it was a snotty way of saying "Oh.. my aren't we STRESSED!"

No.

Dumbass. I'm not. Writing well without pulling punches isn't indicative of stress, but after wading through a couple of neocon blogs, I can see where you might associate it with some sort of ailment.

Now why don't you get off my tits, since you have nothing to say, before I erase you for pestering me with this ad hominem BS?

Mr. Breeze: You need to go smoke some weed or jerk off or something. Just relax, ya know. It is Sunday after all.

That is what he's doing he just prefers CBT to sodomy. You see the Bush years scarred his fragile little psyche, and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

Mr. Breeze: What, no name calling? No stereotypes? Not a single ounce of Waaarrgarbl?

Am I still on Fark?

Maybe I'm out of touch with Fark, but I only flame on when the stupid is strong. Or, maybe I'm just so jaded I've learned to ignore it.

that bosnian sniper: Honestly, if you ask me Obama's fiscal policy has been thus far very lukewarm in comparison to what the country needs. I personally would have been much happier had he focused less on bailouts and more on public works and spending for infrastructure and heavy industry modernization and maintenance, education, and the like. Cap-and-trade is counterproductive to the need for America to modernize its heavy industry and infrastructure, in my opinion. Health care reform needs to happen, and if done right could be integrated into a larger public works scheme, but that won't happen.

Quite.

Oh!

Wait! I didn't do my Ted Nugent impression.

Ready?

"OOOOOOM Baybeh!"

*Gibson Birdland cranked to 140 dB* "aaarrrrrOOOOOOOOOOOOH"

/bows to the room
//thank you.

Next up: Gracing the cover of Boobs and Ammo.

Liberals lose continence at the mere mention of Sarah Palin.

They just freaked out when Ronald Reagan ran for office.

So if Palin becomes President, it might mean the end of liberalism for a century.

It's all good.

whammer: Liberals lose continence at the mere mention of Sarah Palin.

They just freaked out when Ronald Reagan ran for office.

So if Palin becomes President, it might mean the end of liberalism for a century.

It's all good.

I'm not sure how you type with Rush Limbaugh's dick in your mouth, but it's fun to watch. : )

2/10

whammer: Liberals lose continence at the mere mention of Sarah Palin.

They just freaked out when Ronald Reagan ran for office.

So if Palin becomes President, it might mean the end of liberalism for a century.

It's all good.

Give me a farking break: Palin couldn't handle running a state that has a smaller population than many counties in the Lower 48. Could it be she quit becuase there's a $3 billion budget deficit and the price of oil took a shiat? Nah, must be because the media's picking on her. Especially Katie Couric, she's really hard core.

As for Uncle Ted, when he rants about politics he's like Jenny McCarthy yakking about vaccines. He needs to shut his yap and play guitar.

desynch: Erik_Emune:

I bet you're a crappy shot, lib. :)

Competent, but not an outstanding marksman, admittedly. Got me there.

Erik_Emune: desynch: Erik_Emune:

I bet you're a crappy shot, lib. :)

Competent, but not an outstanding marksman, admittedly. Got me there.

I was an outstanding marksman in America's Army. I should definitely join the Danish army. Not sure I could eat hot dogs for two meals a day though.

Hobodeluxe: ____________________Wang Dang__________________________________________________________Sweet Poontang___________

I seem to have missed when Michigan was part of the Confederate States of America. Considering douches like Nuge and Kid Rock seem to sure love flying their colors for Detroit boys.

If nothing else, I absolutely LOVE the fact that Palin get's under the skin of such a degenerate group of haters on fark....

it's so funny, you people just can't let it go...says more about you than it does about her....

LegalizeThoughtCrime: hmm... what a strange coincidence that the Loudest, most obnoxiously prominent Republicans are draft-dodging war-hawks.

perhaps some first-year psychology student could explain this to me...

Easy with that draft Dodger talk there, JR.


You should realize by now that our Politicians operate on an "us" and "them" view of the world.

skookum: cardex: sarcasm or a true delusion

And I'm always astounded at the overwhelming sense of denial in the liberal nomenclature. Seriously, take a look around you. HALF, yes HALF of the country is preparing to rally around Palin (or her designee) come 2012.

If you haven't figured out that this is basically a coup to stop America from becoming the next People's Republic, then I already knew you were beyond hope when you weren't rising to the occasion to defend Mrs. Palin and Mr. Nugent's efforts along with many others, John McCain, Newt Gingrich just to name a few. We're ready to turn the tables again.

liberal nomenclature? you should have stayed for a couple more semesters.

cmb53208: Give me a farking break: Palin couldn't handle running a state that has a smaller population than many counties in the Lower 48.

To add to what you said: the entire population of Alaska is less than the population of the city of San Francisco--and San Francisco is not a big city! I once had to explain that to someone who had deluded herself into thinking that Sarah Palin was more qualified than Obama because she was the governor of "the largest state in the union" (it's only largest if you measure by land area).

Erik_Emmune: i totally rock with the AWP in CS:S. headshot after headshot, baby. ;)

Man, Nugent has really gone down hill since his awesome reality show.

Crown_of_Shoes:
In sum, communicate with YOUR OWN IDEAS, not something you
saw on farking family guy, saw in a FARK meme, or some shiat.

I think the cliches would be less of an issue if FARK used
a thread tree, so that posters would have a practical way of
having a discussion with someone without having to scroll
through dozens of unrelated or nonsense posts to find the
reply.

It's a shame, because FARK frequently has interesting and
informative posts (such as during the recent Iranian Uprisings)
but it's just too much of a pain in the ass to find them among
all the crap.

anfrind: cmb53208: Give me a farking break: Palin couldn't handle running a state that has a smaller population than many counties in the Lower 48.

To add to what you said: the entire population of Alaska is less than the population of the city of San Francisco--and San Francisco is not a big city! I once had to explain that to someone who had deluded herself into thinking that Sarah Palin was more qualified than Obama because she was the governor of "the largest state in the union" (it's only largest if you measure by land area).

I'll add some more to tell your friend regarding Sarah Palin:

Alaska has a smaller population than Milwaukee County, Wisconsin. Milwaukee County is a predominately Democrat county (it's so blue even the racist rednecks there vote democrat) and it's run by a Republican county executive.

It goes without saying the guy has had a target on his back for years, to include baseless ethics charges. But he hangs in there, and doesn't blame anyone when things don't go his own way. Contrast that with Sarah Palin, who quits when the going gets tough.

Earl of Chives
Lol! Republicans are stuck with this moron now.

I predict 3.75 years more of clownish stupidity out of Palin vis-a-vis the media.

Sorry, but the MORON tag belongs to YOUR president.
http://factsnotfantasy.blogspot.com/2009/07/electing-moron.html

hariseldon: it's just too much of a pain in the ass to find them among
all the crap.

It's not crap, it's fark.com

Wow!
I just added six new trolls to my ignore list from this one thread!

The stupid is getting mighty thick here tonight.

tony41454: http://factsnotfantasy.blogspot.com/2009/07/electing-moron.html

It's not that long ago that former President George W. Bush was being characterized as a dimwit. In truth, because he was not a smooth talker, he often came across as less than a deep thinker

Sorry, I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair at that point. I'm sure it's a solid piece of unbiased, neocon ad hominem shouting "Failure!" after six months into a presidency.

bunner: tony41454: http://factsnotfantasy.blogspot.com/2009/07/electing-moron.html

It's not that long ago that former President George W. Bush was being characterized as a dimwit. In truth, because he was not a smooth talker, he often came across as less than a deep thinker

Sorry, I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair at that point. I'm sure it's a solid piece of unbiased, neocon ad hominem shouting "Failure!" after six months into a presidency.

It's a very strange form of cognitive dissonance. Neocons have consistently shown that they are incapable of admitting error, so when they screw up as badly as they did from 2001-2008, the only way for them to deal with it is to withdraw into their own fantasy world.

boo hoo, the press is so unfair, look at me, libruls are whiners.

StickyResin: NEDM: You are acting no better than the fundies you seek to combat. You are an atheist. Fine. Thats between you and God. Not my position to judge. But people do take it personally when you call their beliefs akin to believing in Santa, and calling God a "sky-wizard". Is that any better than what a fundie would spew?

Yes, it is. You really dont see the difference?

I guess a better question is, what exactly is your argument? Are you saying that believing in god is not as rediculous as believing in santa? Or are you saying that it's impolite to make fun of people that believe in sky-wizards?

Either way I disagree with you, but I'm curious as to exactly what kind of crazy i'm dealing with here.

My argument is that you can believe whatever you want, but you reduce yourself to a fundie's level when you act like an ass about it. Is calling a devout person a gullible idiot who can't have an intelligent thought one bit different from a fundie calling an atheist a godless heathen?

Zamboro: NEDM: "You are acting no better than the fundies you seek to combat. You are an atheist. Fine. Thats between you and God. Not my position to judge. But people do take it personally when you call their beliefs akin to believing in Santa, and calling God a "sky-wizard". Is that any better than what a fundie would spew?"

Er....yes, as it's completely accurate. Evolution proponents are hard on creationists around here too, do you admonish them for being 'just as bad'? Probably not as you recognize one side to be entirely correct and the other to hold backwards, indefensible beliefs that are harming the country. It's the same for atheists and Christians.

No it isn't, you twit. There is a difference between calling people who refuse to acknowledge a mountain of scientific proof because of their faith idiots(which they are), and claiming anyone who happens to be a religious person holds "backwards, indefensible beliefs that are harming the country". Explain to me how me being a Christian harms you or the country one bit.

And before you start, yes, people DO try to legislate religion. THEIR religion. Which kinda becomes stupid when you count up all the different branches of Christianity. And there are plenty of Christians who do believe in the separation of church and state. Ignoring that the Bible says to do that anyway, there is the problem of all the varying branches of Christianity. What is taboo in one is a-okay in another. Besides, as I said upthread, the people who try to force said laws through are CINOs. They ignore all the important parts of Jesus' teachings, namely Peace and Love for your fellow man.

Besides, only the fundies are stupid enough to deny evolution. The rest of Christianity is quite capable of understanding science.

/rant over

Mr. Breeze: So basically, support the black president or else you're a racist?

I don't support Palin, but I also think that Obama's policy of burying the country in even more massive amounts of debt will be successful. It certainly isn't a "good choice."

Since that's not Obama's policy, it makes you look dishonest to say that.