with the British and the Germans judged the best of the Europeans.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

Let the French Fry.

/Toast

There are two kinds of people I can't stand:

Those who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.

I tend to have problems with Brazilian tourists.


I like the French. Their food is good and their style is too.

that 90 percent of French people did their traveling at home.

Before the ignorant USA is #1 crowd chimes in, what percentage of Americans do their traveling at home? What percentage have even been to Canada or Mexico?

Je suis une pamplemousse gigantesque.

The Japanese ranked top of the Best Tourist survey, with the British and the Germans judged the best of the Europeans.

But French tourists received some consolation for their poor performance, finishing third after the Italians and British for dress sense while on holiday.

I bet the Japanese are the worst dress. Case and point, I was in Italy at the beach, and a bunch of male Japanese tourists were on the beach in suits. With that said, all of the Japanese people I have met seem to be very polite.

Woot! We're number three!

Ca-na-da! Where mediocrity rules.

epyonyx: The Japanese ranked top of the Best Tourist survey, with the British and the Germans judged the best of the Europeans.

But French tourists received some consolation for their poor performance, finishing third after the Italians and British for dress sense while on holiday.

I bet the Japanese are the worst dress. Case and point, I was in Italy at the beach, and a bunch of male Japanese tourists were on the beach in suits. With that said, all of the Japanese people I have met seem to be very polite.

The Japanese are extremely agreeable. So I feel kinda bad when I ejaculate on doorknobs in Japanese hotels...

I've run into some very rude French tourists (and some very nice ones), but the French aren't the most obnoxious in my opinion.

wow, the whole "we're lucky to have a country that has wonderful landscapes, etc." sounds very pompous. and they wonder why no one likes them...

because the french keep stealing the sheets to make surrender flags

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aagrajag: epyonyx: The Japanese ranked top of the Best Tourist survey, with the British and the Germans judged the best of the Europeans.

But French tourists received some consolation for their poor performance, finishing third after the Italians and British for dress sense while on holiday.

I bet the Japanese are the worst dress. Case and point, I was in Italy at the beach, and a bunch of male Japanese tourists were on the beach in suits. With that said, all of the Japanese people I have met seem to be very polite.

The Japanese are extremely agreeable. So I feel kinda bad when I ejaculate on doorknobs in Japanese hotels...

Sayonara! Come again!

aagrajag: epyonyx: The Japanese ranked top of the Best Tourist survey, with the British and the Germans judged the best of the Europeans.

But French tourists received some consolation for their poor performance, finishing third after the Italians and British for dress sense while on holiday.

I bet the Japanese are the worst dress. Case and point, I was in Italy at the beach, and a bunch of male Japanese tourists were on the beach in suits. With that said, all of the Japanese people I have met seem to be very polite.

The Japanese are extremely agreeable. So I feel kinda bad when I ejaculate on doorknobs in Japanese hotels...



What a hot Japanese woman might look like.

I've never found the French to be bad. Worst are the Brits, always drunk and often eager for a fight. At least American white trash stays home in their trailer parks, Brit trash roams the world getting drunk and puking everywhere.

epyonyx: aagrajag: epyonyx: The Japanese ranked top of the Best Tourist survey, with the British and the Germans judged the best of the Europeans.

But French tourists received some consolation for their poor performance, finishing third after the Italians and British for dress sense while on holiday.

I bet the Japanese are the worst dress. Case and point, I was in Italy at the beach, and a bunch of male Japanese tourists were on the beach in suits. With that said, all of the Japanese people I have met seem to be very polite.

The Japanese are extremely agreeable. So I feel kinda bad when I ejaculate on doorknobs in Japanese hotels...



What a hot Japanese woman might look like.

And... I'm spent.

Worst tourist I've met in Florida were English. Japanese were the most polite and quite friendly. German tourists seemed pretty OK too. Swedes were pretty cool. Never encountered any Frenchies. Canadians just blend right in with little notice.

Canada would have finished first for best tourists, we got dragged down by all the americans with canadian flags on their backpacks.

Before the ignorant USA is #1 crowd chimes in, what percentage of Americans do their traveling at home? What percentage have even been to Canada or Mexico?

I can see Mexico from my house.

epyonyx: aagrajag: epyonyx: The Japanese ranked top of the Best Tourist survey, with the British and the Germans judged the best of the Europeans.

But French tourists received some consolation for their poor performance, finishing third after the Italians and British for dress sense while on holiday.

I bet the Japanese are the worst dress. Case and point, I was in Italy at the beach, and a bunch of male Japanese tourists were on the beach in suits. With that said, all of the Japanese people I have met seem to be very polite.

The Japanese are extremely agreeable. So I feel kinda bad when I ejaculate on doorknobs in Japanese hotels...



What a hot Japanese woman might look like.

Circa 1994

HairBolus: Before

Are you serious? I took the train from London to France in under 2.5 hours. It takes more time to go from LA to Tijuana, and almost as long as Buffalo to Toronto. North America is huge compared to Europe. It's not a fair comparison.

Those hotel owners have obviously never had any Australian guests, the drunken ones in particular. They are the worst; one slapped a girl at the front f
desk for not knowing where Legoland is, and a another guest a week later threatened to slap me for taking too long to make new room keys for him. They act atrociously, sorry to all Australian Farkers, but you suck.

HairBolus: that 90 percent of French people did their traveling at home.

Before the ignorant USA is #1 crowd chimes in, what percentage of Americans do their traveling at home? What percentage have even been to Canada or Mexico?


Yeah, because France and the US are so similar in land area.

HairBolus: that 90 percent of French people did their traveling at home.

Before the ignorant USA is #1 crowd chimes in, what percentage of Americans do their traveling at home? What percentage have even been to Canada or Mexico?

America is something like 25 times the size of France. That means there's a whole lot more to see. And I'd bet that there's a LOT more than 90% of Americans who've traveled outside the U.S. So what's your point, dipshiat?

that 90 percent of French people did their traveling at home.

So when the French do their traveling at home, its because they have such a beautiful geographically diverse country. When Americans or anyone else tend to stay within their country's borders, they are ignorant and unworldly.

Got it.

hornblowerfan: Those hotel owners have obviously never had any Australian guests, the drunken ones in particular. They are the worst; one slapped a girl at the front f
desk for not knowing where Legoland is, and a another guest a week later threatened to slap me for taking too long to make new room keys for him. They act atrociously, sorry to all Australian Farkers, but you suck.

Didn't know where legoland was?! Lucky it wasn't me. They'd never find her.

mcvey: epyonyx: aagrajag: epyonyx: The Japanese ranked top of the Best Tourist survey, with the British and the Germans judged the best of the Europeans.

But French tourists received some consolation for their poor performance, finishing third after the Italians and British for dress sense while on holiday.

I bet the Japanese are the worst dress. Case and point, I was in Italy at the beach, and a bunch of male Japanese tourists were on the beach in suits. With that said, all of the Japanese people I have met seem to be very polite.

The Japanese are extremely agreeable. So I feel kinda bad when I ejaculate on doorknobs in Japanese hotels...



What a hot Japanese woman might look like.

Circa 1994

I just did a random search and chose one I liked.



/can we have a hot foreign chick thread?

Don't worry, France. Your days at the bottom of this list are numbered. Once the world get a load of the typical Mainland Chinese tourist, the French will seem downright cordial.

mexicans are the worst tourists, they never go home

HairBolus: that 90 percent of French people did their traveling at home.

Before the ignorant USA is #1 crowd chimes in, what percentage of Americans do their traveling at home? What percentage have even been to Canada or Mexico?

Not a lot. but a lot of people also live a very long way away from either Canada or Mexico. Nobody in Europe is that far away from another country. Plus our country has all the basics that tourists want: warm beaches, great skiing mountains, lots of parks with every type of climate if you include Alaska and Hawaii, world class cities. A lot of European countries are lacking one or more of these features.

Euler007: Canada would have finished first for best tourists, we got dragged down by all the americans with canadian flags on their backpacks.

Ha! I went to Orlando/Disney with my kids several years ago and was in line for the monorail behind someone wearing a Canadian flag lapel pin. When I tried to ask where they were from; maybe I know Bob from Toronto, etc. the father admitted they were from Louisiana but thought they'd be treated better if they were wearing a Canadian flag. It was very strange and probably another reason I shouldn't talk to random strangers.

I heard the french were going to try and do better in the rankings, but for whatever reason they just gave up.

/hey-oooooo!!!!

On the bright side, it's easy for housekeeping to clean a French tourist's room.

/The shower hasn't been used.
//And neither have the bars of soap.

HairBolus: that 90 percent of French people did their traveling at home.

Before the ignorant USA is #1 crowd chimes in, what percentage of Americans do their traveling at home? What percentage have even been to Canada or Mexico?

Yeah, but the French live in a country the size of an American state. And they claim to be cultured. Imagine if a New Yorker had never been farther than Maine or Virginia, and claimed to be a well travelled person.

LittleSmitty: Worst tourist I've met in Florida were English. Japanese were the most polite and quite friendly. German tourists seemed pretty OK too. Swedes were pretty cool. Never encountered any Frenchies. Canadians just blend right in with little notice.

In my mind, seeing over-sized German men in speedos takes the Germans off the "OK" list. Plus I haven't been able to think about Blizzard Beach in Orlando without having a flashback for the last 15 years...

I never really had problems with the locals in any country I have been to. The Irish were my favorite, but being Irish myself, there is that, and the fact that in Ireland, I blend in with the people.

The French locals are not rude, try to speak a few words at least, that helps.

Some other observations:

The Japanese, polite. There, or abroad.

Germans do not jaywalk.

Italians have the best food.

British have good TV.

When the Dutch talk, it almost sounds like they are spitting.

India has so much contrast. many cultures. People who are filthy rich, others who are just filthy.

Arab vendors do not give up easily.

Singapore is very fussy about, well, it's almost like one big HOA.

North Korea is the strangest travel experience I ever had.

The Magic Kingdom at the Disneyland resort is the best theme park.

HairBolus: that 90 percent of French people did their traveling at home.

Before the ignorant USA is #1 crowd chimes in, what percentage of Americans do their traveling at home? What percentage have even been to Canada or Mexico?

I've been to Canada, before passports were necessary, it was nice.
But since the U.S.A. is about, say 3 to 4 times bigger than any given European country, I'd say not many travel abroad. It's not like we have any backwards high speed trains going anywhere. We have us some car$$$. And riddle me this, who doesn't think the South, Utah and Florida aren't their own countries?

I live in So Cal, very close to Disneyland, and see a lot of tourists. Being in an unfamiliar place, especially in a different country, where someone is not familiar with local customs, money, or even the language sometimes doesn't bring out the best in people. But most tourists, no matter where they're from, seem basically OK. The place where they're the worst is behind the wheel on the local freeways. It's best to err on the safe side and treat rental cars the same way you treat student drivers.

arghyematey: I tend to have problems with Brazilian tourists.


Seconded. They're farking awful in Orlando....they cut in line, and pretend to be deaf when other people yell at them.

"The French don't go abroad very much. We're lucky enough to have a country which is magnificent in terms of its landscape and culture"

Say what you will about the French, but saying something like that takes major balls.

We're lucky enough to have a country which is magnificent in terms of its landscape and culture.

/Canada
//Wait, what culture?

simpsonfan: I never really had problems with the locals in any country I have been to. The Irish were my favorite, but being Irish myself, there is that, and the fact that in Ireland, I blend in with the people.

The French locals are not rude, try to speak a few words at least, that helps.

Some other observations:

The Japanese, polite. There, or abroad.

Germans do not jaywalk.

Italians have the best food.

British have good TV.

When the Dutch talk, it almost sounds like they are spitting.

India has so much contrast. many cultures. People who are filthy rich, others who are just filthy.

Arab vendors do not give up easily.

Singapore is very fussy about, well, it's almost like one big HOA.

North Korea is the strangest travel experience I ever had.

The Magic Kingdom at the Disneyland resort is the best theme park.

I've been waiting for no good reason to make you a favorite.

lenina4sammy: LittleSmitty: Worst tourist I've met in Florida were English. Japanese were the most polite and quite friendly. German tourists seemed pretty OK too. Swedes were pretty cool. Never encountered any Frenchies. Canadians just blend right in with little notice.

In my mind, seeing over-sized German men in speedos takes the Germans off the "OK" list. Plus I haven't been able to think about Blizzard Beach in Orlando without having a flashback for the last 15 years...

Well I suppose that would be a bit unsettling. The Germans I met were quite nice, though it wasn't on the beach. It helps I have a German surname I suppose

simpsonfan: The Magic Kingdom at the Disneyland resort is the best theme park.


I assume that you have never been to Disney World.

Americans are used to tolerating some nasty-ass hotels!

In France, it's the law: full-time workers in France are guaranteed at least five weeks vacation.

The "90 percent of French people did their traveling at home" quote refers to just one year.

How many people in the US have even been outside of the US in their entire life? not how many per year which is the statistic being compared.

USA is #1!

Euler007: Canada would have finished first for best tourists, we got dragged down by all the americans with canadian flags on their backpacks.

Listen, bub, either cough up a Canadian flag for my backpack or I'm spending my entire European vacation hanging out with you while wearing my American flag t-shirt and baseball cap and singing the Star Spangled Banner. Can you say "collateral damage"?