The little monster would be doing the world a favor if he put the octo-mom out of her batshiat craziness. Er, I mean misery.

2 year-old Octotot snaps and chases granny around the house with knife while Nadya does nothing. "She was apparently scared of provoking him."

2 year-old = Kim Jung-Il
knife = atomic bomb
Granny = Obama administration
Nadya = The UN.

Got it?

This is perfectly normal. When there is a domestic disturbance or a child welfare issue in my house, I call the tabloids instead of the police or social services. That's always the best way to relieve these kinds of tensions and not bring undue publicity to them.

Octomom is a fine parent.

beoswulf: Why hasn't some state child protection agency dragged random men into court and got them forcibly appointed as fathers? Think about what's in the best interest of the children. This isn't much different than the current system of forcing men to pay child support for kids that aren't theirs.

Let us at least do it on the Maury show. That way, these dudes can get some free snacks in the green room before they're shipped off to 20 years of indentured servitude.

matthew_tray: vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

Came here to say this.

/DNRFA on principle alone.

Thirded. On all counts.

Digitalstrange: This link is a vortex of suck

THIS!

When you have this hanging above the babies' cribs something crazy is bound to happen

cksewell: octopied: How does a two year old get ahold of a knife again?

He took it from 7 year-old Elijah

Don't underestimate what those little'uns can do when you're not looking (new window)

octopied: How does a two year old get ahold of a knife again?

He doesn't. Perez can't read.

This is just like idiocracy...the stupid people seem to far out breed the intelligent people among us.

1 stupid mom + 6 moran kids + 8 more moran kids = shiat blizzard.

buk110: "This is why I'm convinced their should be tests and strict laws in regards to having kids.I'm tired of poor scumbags having kids. /Yes I'm elitist //No I don't care"

buk110 you are right on the money. Eugenics is the answer, I've been saying that for years. elitist FTW. reproduction should be a privilege not a right.

Bathia_Mapes:
I'm hazarding a guess here that if this article is true, then it was probably Elijah, the oldest boy who was wielding the knife. Again, that's if there is a grain of truth to this story. However, Nadya & her mother are both AWs, so I have my doubts.

Asswipes?

vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

First thing I thought!

Notabunny: cksewell: octopied: How does a two year old get ahold of a knife again?

He took it from 7 year-old Elijah

Don't underestimate what those little'uns can do when you're not looking (new window)

That is too funny!

belhade: Bathia_Mapes:
I'm hazarding a guess here that if this article is true, then it was probably Elijah, the oldest boy who was wielding the knife. Again, that's if there is a grain of truth to this story. However, Nadya & her mother are both AWs, so I have my doubts.

Asswipes?

Well yeah, that too. However, in my post AWs=attention whores.

SilentStrider: if they could get raised outside of the public eye, preferably by their mom and not their grandmom, they have an outside chance.

Yeah they do and I hope that, or something like it, is what happens.

octopied: How does a two year old get ahold of a knife again?

Bowie, switchblade or Swiss Army? Each one has a different procedure.

Dear Fark Admins:
Please do not greenlight links to Perez Hilton. farking ridiculous....

Bathia_Mapes: belhade: Bathia_Mapes:
I'm hazarding a guess here that if this article is true, then it was probably Elijah, the oldest boy who was wielding the knife. Again, that's if there is a grain of truth to this story. However, Nadya & her mother are both AWs, so I have my doubts.

Asswipes?

Well yeah, that too. However, in my post AWs=attention whores.

I wish they'd both just shut up and go back to being plain W's.

JQPublic: 2 year-old Octotot snaps and chases granny around the house with knife while Nadya does nothing. "She was apparently scared of provoking him."

2 year-old = Kim Jung-Il
knife = atomic bomb
Granny = Obama administration
Nadya = The UN.

Got it?

lol

you so funnay

Marmilman: Dear Fark Admins:
Please do not greenlight links to Perez Hilton. farking ridiculous....

This

We must remember that Octomom and her ilk may be providing us with an almost unlimited supply of protein....

Marmilman: Dear Fark Admins:
Please do not greenlight links to Perez Hilton. farking ridiculous....

Seconded.
Clicking on that link and finding that turd's website on my browser was equivalent to stepping in dog poo, or putting on slippers only to find my toes squelching in insect larvae.

you have made me unclean.
UNCLEAN!

Great line from the comments section:

Sometimes their play skills are very different from typical children.

Guess so.

DAMMIT! I thought the RSS feed and headline said OctoBot.

Now I feel ceated AND covered in ick!

WhyteRaven74: SilentStrider: those kids have no chance at a normal life.

I would put their chances at a normal life as somewhere lower than the odds of the three Jackson kids getting something like a normal life.


Yeah but with Mikey gone forever, isn't there at least a tiny glimmer of hope for them?

mmm, nope. still don't care.

gave up: We must remember that Octomom and her ilk may be providing us with an almost unlimited supply of protein....

... leaking from her orifices.

Satanic Lily: Marmilman: Dear Fark Admins:
Please do not greenlight links to Perez Hilton. farking ridiculous....

This

Can they send the kid with the knife after Perez, please?

That was not cool.

Never post a link to Perez Hilton's website. And if some chick feels it is so important that it should be posted and you're farking her or there is some other possibly reasonable excuse, give a warning.

lol some chick.

My sister went farking hormone crazy when she was 15 and tried to stab my mom during an argument. She missed and got me in the arm instead. Even though I was two years younger, I still managed to get the knife away from her in short order, and she was swinging like she wanted the fences. There was no magic to it - I weighed 40 pounds more than she did. All it required was lots of falling.

My GREAT-grandmother could disarm a two year old, if this story is true. Take something longer than the two year old is high, like a farking broom, and smack it in the forehead. Or, if you want things to settle down, find a door, close it, then lock it.

Either this Perez idiot is seven kinds of retarded, the family is seven kinds of retarded, or there is so much retard here that normal people cannot possibly comprehend it.

Delay: That was not cool.

Never post a link to Perez Hilton's website. And if some chick feels it is so important that it should be posted and you're farking her or there is some other possibly reasonable excuse, give a warning.

Yeah. It's only a reasonable excuse if I'm farking her.

Every time I hear about the Octomom, or some other such nonsense, I think of this from Bill Hicks:

"People suck, and that's my contention. I can prove it on a scratch of paper with a pen. Give me a farking Etch-a-sketch, I'll do it in three minutes. The proof, the fact, the factorum. I'll show my work, case closed. I'm tired of this back-slapping "aren't humanity neat?" bullshiat. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are."

Suck it subby - Perez Farking Hilton? FAIL.

belowner: Either this Perez idiot is seven kinds of retarded,

Why "Either"?

TheAbstractor: thus it unfolds.

I could get behind living in a Bruegel painting. Especially if it's this one:

Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

This, Done in one really.

caperbear: Seconded.
Clicking on that link and finding that turd's website on my browser was equivalent to stepping in dog poo, or putting on slippers only to find my toes squelching in insect larvae.

you have made me unclean.
UNCLEAN!

I'll be back in a couple of hours after I reformat my hard drive...

This whore is stil making headlines? This fag still has a website?

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Little Jeffery is just misunderstood.

Can't be too surprised. After all, they're made out of meat (pops).

Bathia_Mapes: I'm hazarding a guess here that if this article is true, then it was probably Elijah, the oldest boy who was wielding the knife. Again, that's if there is a grain of truth to this story. However, Nadya & her mother are both AWs, so I have my doubts.

Aiden is the autistic one prone to throwing tantrums, fits, and hitting/biting. I wouldn't be all that shocked if he ran around with a knife. She also coddles him above all the others. Extra car, special care, is one thing, but I think she may be making it worse.

Kenny B: ">


Little Jeffery is just misunderstood.

Damn, I never noticed his resemblance to Tobey Maguire before.

Also, my retinas are burning from the pink mess that is that horrible site. Thanks a lot.

buk110: This is why I'm convinced their should be tests and strict laws in regards to having kids.

I'm tired of poor scumbags having kids.

/Yes I'm elitist
//No I don't care


Seconded. Everyone is telling me to wait to have kids until I have a career and money saved up, but I can name a half dozen people I went to high school with who're around my age (I'm 22) or younger and they have at least 1 kid. And none of those people has money saved up or has a career, let alone a job for some of them, and yet apparently it's ok for them to keep reproducing.

Notabunny:

Mind if I expand on your demotivator?



Too bad blowing this welfare leech away is illegal in all 50 states...

a perez hilton link? come on.

nuke the site from orbit. it is the only way to be sure.

vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

Thanks for the warning. If there is anyone I like less than Octomom, it's Perez Hilton.

eraser8: This is perfectly normal. When there is a domestic disturbance or a child welfare issue in my house, I call the tabloids instead of the police or social services. That's always the best way to relieve these kinds of tensions and not bring undue publicity to them.

Octomom is a fine parent.

This. I often wonder why she doesn't abnormally produce more children that she is ill equipped to take care of.

/wrong as the day is long