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(Some Chick) Asinine 2 year-old Octotot snaps and chases granny around the house with knife while Nadya does nothing. "She was apparently scared of provoking him."   (perezhilton.com) divider line 141
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vkacademy [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 08:43:39 PM  
Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 09:20:23 PM  
vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

FYI-Hover your mouse pointer over the link before clicking. That's a great way to avoid links from Perez Hilton, Daily Kos, etc.

 
Paris1127 [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 10:09:56 PM  
Are the octotots 2-years-old already? If they were born January 29, 2009, then NO... And none of the octokids are named Caleb, according to Wikipedia.

 
Paris1127 [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 10:11:40 PM  
Paris1127: Are the octotots 2-years-old already? If they were born January 29, 2009, then NO... And none of the octokids are named Caleb, according to Wikipedia.

Submitted that too early. Caleb is one of the other children. Why the hell did this woman needed 8 more kids on top of 6 others I'll never understand.

 
Murphyr 2009-07-11 10:25:21 PM  
This is going to end well. I am going to go ahead and use my powers of precognition to determine that.

 
basemetal [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 10:37:15 PM  
I think I hate Perez Hilton worse than octomom. Why subby, why?

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 10:47:10 PM  
Paris1127: Why the hell did this woman needed 8 more kids on top of 6 others I'll never understand.

Because they seemed to stack so nicely in her head

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 10:57:45 PM  
That was not nice.

 
Mattyb710 [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 11:42:28 PM  
Who the fark would run from a 2 year old with a knife? Just disarm the little farker and proceed to beat him/her senseless.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 11:43:15 PM  
those kids have no chance at a normal life.

 
buk110 2009-07-11 11:43:40 PM  
This is why I'm convinced their should be tests and strict laws in regards to having kids.

I'm tired of poor scumbags having kids.

/Yes I'm elitist
//No I don't care

 
Dr. Nick Riviera [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-11 11:44:03 PM  
So my work web filter won't let me go to Cracked links because it filters "Tasteless" content. But when I actually want it to filter Tasteless content, like Perez Hilton's website, it lets me through without a hitch.

 
I agree with you 2009-07-11 11:44:47 PM  
3 words,,,,BEAT THAT ASS

/that is all

 
aagrajag 2009-07-11 11:45:35 PM  
So Nadya did nada?

//Also, I hate this woman cow so much

 
eraser8 2009-07-11 11:45:39 PM  
I don't know whether I'm sicker of Octomom or of Perez Hilton.

 
Raptor 2009-07-11 11:45:44 PM  
vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

Came here to say that.

 
matthew_tray 2009-07-11 11:46:06 PM  
vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

Came here to say this.

/DNRFA on principle alone.

 
Anastacya 2009-07-11 11:46:53 PM  
Paris1127: Paris1127: Are the octotots 2-years-old already? If they were born January 29, 2009, then NO... And none of the octokids are named Caleb, according to Wikipedia.

Submitted that too early. Caleb is one of the other children. Why the hell did this woman needed 8 more kids on top of 6 others I'll never understand.


Because having six kids while on welfare is too passe. Having 14 means you're sooo hated, you're bound to get a show on TLC.

 
karr2k 2009-07-11 11:47:07 PM  
I don't know who I hate more - Perez Hilton or Octomom.

 
BillaBong 2009-07-11 11:47:43 PM  
Why did you trick me into clicking on Perez Hilton's Website? 'Tis truly a fate worse than Gootse.

 
Digitalstrange 2009-07-11 11:48:15 PM  
This link is a vortex of suck

 
poxic 2009-07-11 11:48:23 PM  
So OctomomTM has eight. Babies. At. Once. On top of (not literally, I hope) her already stressed-for-Mommy's-attention six kids. Now her entire day is taken up with the octet and she has no time for little Caleb. Little Caleb takes exception to this, and expresses it in a logical (to his 2-year-old-budding-sociopathic-brain) manner.

Oh, the train wreck ... planes colliding in mid-air ... nuclear holocaust ... social difficulties this woman's family will spawn experience in the next 20-odd years.

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2009-07-11 11:49:48 PM  
vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

That's it for me. I no longer FARK. Subby is gay.

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 11:49:51 PM  
SilentStrider: those kids have no chance at a normal life.

I would put their chances at a normal life as somewhere lower than the odds of the three Jackson kids getting something like a normal life.

 
Okay Mister Smartypants 2009-07-11 11:51:12 PM  
It's not a 2 year old that did the attacking. An older brother attacked the grandmother and his 2 year old brother.

Shockingly, Hilton can't read the article he linked to.

 
aagrajag 2009-07-11 11:51:29 PM  
Also, "Octotot" is pretty cool, but "Octot" is better.

Please try to use this word more often.

 
Hence the Name... 2009-07-11 11:51:41 PM  
Perez Hilton, Octomom, and Subby

Fark one,
Marry one,
Kill one

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 11:52:21 PM  
Just don't look!
Just don't look!

(guarantee void in Tennessee)

 
Notabunny 2009-07-11 11:52:26 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
davynelson 2009-07-11 11:52:41 PM  
there is a serious movement afloat to sink perez hilton or whoever the douchebag is by NOT clicking on his site

so yes any Farker worth his or her salt
should identify the source of the link properly
in order to abet such noble efforts!

otherwise, thanks to Bathia_Mapes for the rollover tip.

 
aagrajag 2009-07-11 11:53:20 PM  
Somaticasual: Just don't look!
Just don't look!

(guarantee void in Tennessee)


No car wreck could be half as entertaining as this.

 
davynelson 2009-07-11 11:54:00 PM  
HEY! my hovering mouse, it does nothing!


Nooooothingggggg!

 
ErikShocker 2009-07-11 11:54:04 PM  
eraser8: I don't know whether I'm sicker of Octomom or of Perez Hilton.

I'm just amazed that Perez found someone to make fun of who is as pathetic and useless as he is.

 
Lou Cypher 2009-07-11 11:54:31 PM  
It's almost like the kid is acting out due to a lack of attention and affection. How the hell could something like that happen?

 
I agree with you 2009-07-11 11:54:45 PM  
Paris1127:
Submitted that too early. Caleb is one of the other children. Why the hell did this woman needed 8 more kids on top of 6 others I'll never understand.
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Because this slimeball wants to work the system and get god know how much in state funding to bring up her lil hellions. Food stamps alone would blow my mind, as to how much she is collecting monthly, not to mention all the other benefits available, she can exploit.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 11:56:20 PM  
WhyteRaven74: I would put their chances at a normal life as somewhere lower than the odds of the three Jackson kids getting something like a normal life.

if they could get raised outside of the public eye, preferably by their mom and not their grandmom, they have an outside chance.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 11:57:35 PM  
davynelson: HEY! my hovering mouse, it does nothing!


Nooooothingggggg!


The link address should show in the bottom tray.

 
The_Gallant_Gallstone [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 11:59:29 PM  
ErikShocker: I'm just amazed that Perez found someone to make fun of who is as pathetic and useless as he is.

There was Will I. Am, but that dude fights back.

 
Nakito 2009-07-12 12:01:06 AM  
So you deliberately clicked on a link that you knew was about the adventures of Octomom. And then you get all huffy and disdainful because ewwwww, that web site is below your standards.

But no, it's not. Because you are the kind of person who clicks on links about the adventures of Octomom. That web site is therefore precisely consistent with your standards. QED.

 
Dialectic 2009-07-12 12:02:22 AM  
OctomomTM, I'm just waiting for her future porn performance on Vivid Video.

 
Constance Velocity 2009-07-12 12:04:12 AM  
What's the issue with Perez Hilton? Seriously just asking 'coz I don't know.

 
aagrajag 2009-07-12 12:05:21 AM  
Dialectic: OctomomTM, I'm just waiting for her future porn performance on Vivid Video.

Well, that makes one of you...

Ew.

Just...ew.

 
shadowtec [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 12:06:22 AM  
Dialectic: OctomomTM, I'm just waiting for her future porn performance on Vivid Video.

The dude might fall in. The title could be cavern diving

 
Notabunny 2009-07-12 12:09:05 AM  
Dialectic: OctomomTM, I'm just waiting for her future porn performance on Vivid Video.

Yeah... I'm thinking even the hedgehog would have to strap a board to his arse to keep from falling in

But hey, thanks for that visual!

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 12:09:33 AM  
Octomom Nadya Suleman's son has reportedly attacked his grandmother with a meat knife, screaming: "I'm going to kill you!"



The 69-year-old woman told the National Enquirer: "He was out of control. He chased me with a knife and threw sharp objects at me".

But the mother of octuplets did not try and stop him - she was apparently scared of provoking him.

The boy chased the pensioner through the house, and after struggling with him to take the knife away she locked herself in her bedroom for ten minutes.

Now critics are asking whether 14 children are too many for Nadya (34) to look after.

It is not the first time the son has attacked his granny. When he visited his mom and the octuplets in hospital with his siblings and grandma, he reportedly pushed her up against the wall.

She fell on the floor and hurt her arm. He also attacked his younger brother Caleb (2).

Family friends are worried about the children in the chaotic Suleman household. One said: "Nadya doesn't have a clue how to be a mother."



Besides the octuplets, her other children are:

* seven-year-old Elijah Makai Solomon (boy)
* six-year-old Amerah Yasmeen Solomon (girl)
* five-year-old Joshua Jacob Solomon (boy)
* three-year-old Aiden Solomon (boy)
* two-year-old Calyssa Arielle Solomon (girl, twin)
* two-year-old Caleb Kai Solomon (boy, twin)


I'm hazarding a guess here that if this article is true, then it was probably Elijah, the oldest boy who was wielding the knife. Again, that's if there is a grain of truth to this story. However, Nadya & her mother are both AWs, so I have my doubts.

 
CayceP 2009-07-12 12:09:44 AM  
SilentStrider: those kids have no chance at a normal life.

Pretty much this.

 
beoswulf 2009-07-12 12:12:50 AM  
Why hasn't some state child protection agency dragged random men into court and got them forcibly appointed as fathers? Think about what's in the best interest of the children. This isn't much different than the current system of forcing men to pay child support for kids that aren't theirs.

 
octopied 2009-07-12 12:15:24 AM  
How does a two year old get ahold of a knife again?

 
oryx 2009-07-12 12:15:51 AM  
It must be national trick people into clicking on links they'll regret day.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 12:16:58 AM  
octopied: How does a two year old get ahold of a knife again?

He took it from 7 year-old Elijah

 
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