Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

FYI-Hover your mouse pointer over the link before clicking. That's a great way to avoid links from Perez Hilton, Daily Kos, etc.

Are the octotots 2-years-old already? If they were born January 29, 2009, then NO... And none of the octokids are named Caleb, according to Wikipedia.

Paris1127: Are the octotots 2-years-old already? If they were born January 29, 2009, then NO... And none of the octokids are named Caleb, according to Wikipedia.

Submitted that too early. Caleb is one of the other children. Why the hell did this woman needed 8 more kids on top of 6 others I'll never understand.

This is going to end well. I am going to go ahead and use my powers of precognition to determine that.

I think I hate Perez Hilton worse than octomom. Why subby, why?

Paris1127: Why the hell did this woman needed 8 more kids on top of 6 others I'll never understand.

Because they seemed to stack so nicely in her head

That was not nice.

Who the fark would run from a 2 year old with a knife? Just disarm the little farker and proceed to beat him/her senseless.

those kids have no chance at a normal life.

This is why I'm convinced their should be tests and strict laws in regards to having kids.

I'm tired of poor scumbags having kids.

/Yes I'm elitist
//No I don't care

So my work web filter won't let me go to Cracked links because it filters "Tasteless" content. But when I actually want it to filter Tasteless content, like Perez Hilton's website, it lets me through without a hitch.

3 words,,,,BEAT THAT ASS

/that is all

So Nadya did nada?

//Also, I hate this woman cow so much

I don't know whether I'm sicker of Octomom or of Perez Hilton.

vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

Came here to say that.

vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

Came here to say this.

/DNRFA on principle alone.

Paris1127: Paris1127: Are the octotots 2-years-old already? If they were born January 29, 2009, then NO... And none of the octokids are named Caleb, according to Wikipedia.

Submitted that too early. Caleb is one of the other children. Why the hell did this woman needed 8 more kids on top of 6 others I'll never understand.

Because having six kids while on welfare is too passe. Having 14 means you're sooo hated, you're bound to get a show on TLC.

I don't know who I hate more - Perez Hilton or Octomom.

Why did you trick me into clicking on Perez Hilton's Website? 'Tis truly a fate worse than Gootse.

This link is a vortex of suck

So Octomom^TM has eight. Babies. At. Once. On top of (not literally, I hope) her already stressed-for-Mommy's-attention six kids. Now her entire day is taken up with the octet and she has no time for little Caleb. Little Caleb takes exception to this, and expresses it in a logical (to his 2-year-old-budding-sociopathic-brain) manner.

Oh, the train wreck ... planes colliding in mid-air ... nuclear holocaust ... social difficulties this woman's family will spawn experience in the next 20-odd years.

vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

That's it for me. I no longer FARK. Subby is gay.

SilentStrider: those kids have no chance at a normal life.

I would put their chances at a normal life as somewhere lower than the odds of the three Jackson kids getting something like a normal life.

It's not a 2 year old that did the attacking. An older brother attacked the grandmother and his 2 year old brother.

Shockingly, Hilton can't read the article he linked to.

Also, "Octotot" is pretty cool, but "Octot" is better.

Please try to use this word more often.

Perez Hilton, Octomom, and Subby

Fark one,
Marry one,
Kill one

Just don't look!
Just don't look!

(guarantee void in Tennessee)

there is a serious movement afloat to sink perez hilton or whoever the douchebag is by NOT clicking on his site

so yes any Farker worth his or her salt
should identify the source of the link properly
in order to abet such noble efforts!

otherwise, thanks to Bathia_Mapes for the rollover tip.

Somaticasual: Just don't look!
Just don't look!

(guarantee void in Tennessee)

No car wreck could be half as entertaining as this.

HEY! my hovering mouse, it does nothing!


Nooooothingggggg!

eraser8: I don't know whether I'm sicker of Octomom or of Perez Hilton.

I'm just amazed that Perez found someone to make fun of who is as pathetic and useless as he is.

It's almost like the kid is acting out due to a lack of attention and affection. How the hell could something like that happen?

Paris1127:
Submitted that too early. Caleb is one of the other children. Why the hell did this woman needed 8 more kids on top of 6 others I'll never understand.
------------------------------------------------------------

Because this slimeball wants to work the system and get god know how much in state funding to bring up her lil hellions. Food stamps alone would blow my mind, as to how much she is collecting monthly, not to mention all the other benefits available, she can exploit.

WhyteRaven74: I would put their chances at a normal life as somewhere lower than the odds of the three Jackson kids getting something like a normal life.

if they could get raised outside of the public eye, preferably by their mom and not their grandmom, they have an outside chance.

davynelson: HEY! my hovering mouse, it does nothing!


Nooooothingggggg!

The link address should show in the bottom tray.

ErikShocker: I'm just amazed that Perez found someone to make fun of who is as pathetic and useless as he is.

There was Will I. Am, but that dude fights back.

So you deliberately clicked on a link that you knew was about the adventures of Octomom. And then you get all huffy and disdainful because ewwwww, that web site is below your standards.

But no, it's not. Because you are the kind of person who clicks on links about the adventures of Octomom. That web site is therefore precisely consistent with your standards. QED.

Octomom^TM, I'm just waiting for her future porn performance on Vivid Video.

What's the issue with Perez Hilton? Seriously just asking 'coz I don't know.

Dialectic: OctomomTM, I'm just waiting for her future porn performance on Vivid Video.

Well, that makes one of you...

Ew.

Just...ew.

Dialectic: OctomomTM, I'm just waiting for her future porn performance on Vivid Video.

The dude might fall in. The title could be cavern diving

Dialectic: OctomomTM, I'm just waiting for her future porn performance on Vivid Video.

Yeah... I'm thinking even the hedgehog would have to strap a board to his arse to keep from falling in

But hey, thanks for that visual!

Octomom Nadya Suleman's son has reportedly attacked his grandmother with a meat knife, screaming: "I'm going to kill you!"



The 69-year-old woman told the National Enquirer: "He was out of control. He chased me with a knife and threw sharp objects at me".

But the mother of octuplets did not try and stop him - she was apparently scared of provoking him.

The boy chased the pensioner through the house, and after struggling with him to take the knife away she locked herself in her bedroom for ten minutes.

Now critics are asking whether 14 children are too many for Nadya (34) to look after.

It is not the first time the son has attacked his granny. When he visited his mom and the octuplets in hospital with his siblings and grandma, he reportedly pushed her up against the wall.

She fell on the floor and hurt her arm. He also attacked his younger brother Caleb (2).

Family friends are worried about the children in the chaotic Suleman household. One said: "Nadya doesn't have a clue how to be a mother."



Besides the octuplets, her other children are:

* seven-year-old Elijah Makai Solomon (boy)
* six-year-old Amerah Yasmeen Solomon (girl)
* five-year-old Joshua Jacob Solomon (boy)
* three-year-old Aiden Solomon (boy)
* two-year-old Calyssa Arielle Solomon (girl, twin)
* two-year-old Caleb Kai Solomon (boy, twin)


I'm hazarding a guess here that if this article is true, then it was probably Elijah, the oldest boy who was wielding the knife. Again, that's if there is a grain of truth to this story. However, Nadya & her mother are both AWs, so I have my doubts.

SilentStrider: those kids have no chance at a normal life.

Pretty much this.

Why hasn't some state child protection agency dragged random men into court and got them forcibly appointed as fathers? Think about what's in the best interest of the children. This isn't much different than the current system of forcing men to pay child support for kids that aren't theirs.

How does a two year old get ahold of a knife again?

It must be national trick people into clicking on links they'll regret day.

octopied: How does a two year old get ahold of a knife again?

He took it from 7 year-old Elijah

The little monster would be doing the world a favor if he put the octo-mom out of her batshiat craziness. Er, I mean misery.

2 year-old Octotot snaps and chases granny around the house with knife while Nadya does nothing. "She was apparently scared of provoking him."

2 year-old = Kim Jung-Il
knife = atomic bomb
Granny = Obama administration
Nadya = The UN.

Got it?

This is perfectly normal. When there is a domestic disturbance or a child welfare issue in my house, I call the tabloids instead of the police or social services. That's always the best way to relieve these kinds of tensions and not bring undue publicity to them.

Octomom is a fine parent.

beoswulf: Why hasn't some state child protection agency dragged random men into court and got them forcibly appointed as fathers? Think about what's in the best interest of the children. This isn't much different than the current system of forcing men to pay child support for kids that aren't theirs.

Let us at least do it on the Maury show. That way, these dudes can get some free snacks in the green room before they're shipped off to 20 years of indentured servitude.

matthew_tray: vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

Came here to say this.

/DNRFA on principle alone.

Thirded. On all counts.

Digitalstrange: This link is a vortex of suck

THIS!

When you have this hanging above the babies' cribs something crazy is bound to happen

cksewell: octopied: How does a two year old get ahold of a knife again?

He took it from 7 year-old Elijah

Don't underestimate what those little'uns can do when you're not looking (new window)

octopied: How does a two year old get ahold of a knife again?

He doesn't. Perez can't read.

This is just like idiocracy...the stupid people seem to far out breed the intelligent people among us.

1 stupid mom + 6 moran kids + 8 more moran kids = shiat blizzard.

buk110: "This is why I'm convinced their should be tests and strict laws in regards to having kids.I'm tired of poor scumbags having kids. /Yes I'm elitist //No I don't care"

buk110 you are right on the money. Eugenics is the answer, I've been saying that for years. elitist FTW. reproduction should be a privilege not a right.

Bathia_Mapes:
I'm hazarding a guess here that if this article is true, then it was probably Elijah, the oldest boy who was wielding the knife. Again, that's if there is a grain of truth to this story. However, Nadya & her mother are both AWs, so I have my doubts.

Asswipes?

vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

First thing I thought!

Notabunny: cksewell: octopied: How does a two year old get ahold of a knife again?

He took it from 7 year-old Elijah

Don't underestimate what those little'uns can do when you're not looking (new window)

That is too funny!

belhade: Bathia_Mapes:
I'm hazarding a guess here that if this article is true, then it was probably Elijah, the oldest boy who was wielding the knife. Again, that's if there is a grain of truth to this story. However, Nadya & her mother are both AWs, so I have my doubts.

Asswipes?

Well yeah, that too. However, in my post AWs=attention whores.

SilentStrider: if they could get raised outside of the public eye, preferably by their mom and not their grandmom, they have an outside chance.

Yeah they do and I hope that, or something like it, is what happens.

octopied: How does a two year old get ahold of a knife again?

Bowie, switchblade or Swiss Army? Each one has a different procedure.

Dear Fark Admins:
Please do not greenlight links to Perez Hilton. farking ridiculous....

Bathia_Mapes: belhade: Bathia_Mapes:
I'm hazarding a guess here that if this article is true, then it was probably Elijah, the oldest boy who was wielding the knife. Again, that's if there is a grain of truth to this story. However, Nadya & her mother are both AWs, so I have my doubts.

Asswipes?

Well yeah, that too. However, in my post AWs=attention whores.

I wish they'd both just shut up and go back to being plain W's.

JQPublic: 2 year-old Octotot snaps and chases granny around the house with knife while Nadya does nothing. "She was apparently scared of provoking him."

2 year-old = Kim Jung-Il
knife = atomic bomb
Granny = Obama administration
Nadya = The UN.

Got it?

lol

you so funnay

Marmilman: Dear Fark Admins:
Please do not greenlight links to Perez Hilton. farking ridiculous....

This

We must remember that Octomom and her ilk may be providing us with an almost unlimited supply of protein....

Marmilman: Dear Fark Admins:
Please do not greenlight links to Perez Hilton. farking ridiculous....

Seconded.
Clicking on that link and finding that turd's website on my browser was equivalent to stepping in dog poo, or putting on slippers only to find my toes squelching in insect larvae.

you have made me unclean.
UNCLEAN!

Great line from the comments section:

Sometimes their play skills are very different from typical children.

Guess so.

DAMMIT! I thought the RSS feed and headline said OctoBot.

Now I feel ceated AND covered in ick!

WhyteRaven74: SilentStrider: those kids have no chance at a normal life.

I would put their chances at a normal life as somewhere lower than the odds of the three Jackson kids getting something like a normal life.


Yeah but with Mikey gone forever, isn't there at least a tiny glimmer of hope for them?

mmm, nope. still don't care.

gave up: We must remember that Octomom and her ilk may be providing us with an almost unlimited supply of protein....

... leaking from her orifices.

Satanic Lily: Marmilman: Dear Fark Admins:
Please do not greenlight links to Perez Hilton. farking ridiculous....

This

Can they send the kid with the knife after Perez, please?

That was not cool.

Never post a link to Perez Hilton's website. And if some chick feels it is so important that it should be posted and you're farking her or there is some other possibly reasonable excuse, give a warning.

lol some chick.

My sister went farking hormone crazy when she was 15 and tried to stab my mom during an argument. She missed and got me in the arm instead. Even though I was two years younger, I still managed to get the knife away from her in short order, and she was swinging like she wanted the fences. There was no magic to it - I weighed 40 pounds more than she did. All it required was lots of falling.

My GREAT-grandmother could disarm a two year old, if this story is true. Take something longer than the two year old is high, like a farking broom, and smack it in the forehead. Or, if you want things to settle down, find a door, close it, then lock it.

Either this Perez idiot is seven kinds of retarded, the family is seven kinds of retarded, or there is so much retard here that normal people cannot possibly comprehend it.

Delay: That was not cool.

Never post a link to Perez Hilton's website. And if some chick feels it is so important that it should be posted and you're farking her or there is some other possibly reasonable excuse, give a warning.

Yeah. It's only a reasonable excuse if I'm farking her.

Every time I hear about the Octomom, or some other such nonsense, I think of this from Bill Hicks:

"People suck, and that's my contention. I can prove it on a scratch of paper with a pen. Give me a farking Etch-a-sketch, I'll do it in three minutes. The proof, the fact, the factorum. I'll show my work, case closed. I'm tired of this back-slapping "aren't humanity neat?" bullshiat. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are."

Suck it subby - Perez Farking Hilton? FAIL.

belowner: Either this Perez idiot is seven kinds of retarded,

Why "Either"?

TheAbstractor: thus it unfolds.

I could get behind living in a Bruegel painting. Especially if it's this one:

Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

This, Done in one really.

caperbear: Seconded.
Clicking on that link and finding that turd's website on my browser was equivalent to stepping in dog poo, or putting on slippers only to find my toes squelching in insect larvae.

you have made me unclean.
UNCLEAN!

I'll be back in a couple of hours after I reformat my hard drive...

This whore is stil making headlines? This fag still has a website?

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Little Jeffery is just misunderstood.

Can't be too surprised. After all, they're made out of meat (pops).

Bathia_Mapes: I'm hazarding a guess here that if this article is true, then it was probably Elijah, the oldest boy who was wielding the knife. Again, that's if there is a grain of truth to this story. However, Nadya & her mother are both AWs, so I have my doubts.

Aiden is the autistic one prone to throwing tantrums, fits, and hitting/biting. I wouldn't be all that shocked if he ran around with a knife. She also coddles him above all the others. Extra car, special care, is one thing, but I think she may be making it worse.

Kenny B: ">


Little Jeffery is just misunderstood.

Damn, I never noticed his resemblance to Tobey Maguire before.

Also, my retinas are burning from the pink mess that is that horrible site. Thanks a lot.

buk110: This is why I'm convinced their should be tests and strict laws in regards to having kids.

I'm tired of poor scumbags having kids.

/Yes I'm elitist
//No I don't care


Seconded. Everyone is telling me to wait to have kids until I have a career and money saved up, but I can name a half dozen people I went to high school with who're around my age (I'm 22) or younger and they have at least 1 kid. And none of those people has money saved up or has a career, let alone a job for some of them, and yet apparently it's ok for them to keep reproducing.

Notabunny:

Mind if I expand on your demotivator?



Too bad blowing this welfare leech away is illegal in all 50 states...

a perez hilton link? come on.

nuke the site from orbit. it is the only way to be sure.

vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

Thanks for the warning. If there is anyone I like less than Octomom, it's Perez Hilton.

eraser8: This is perfectly normal. When there is a domestic disturbance or a child welfare issue in my house, I call the tabloids instead of the police or social services. That's always the best way to relieve these kinds of tensions and not bring undue publicity to them.

Octomom is a fine parent.

This. I often wonder why she doesn't abnormally produce more children that she is ill equipped to take care of.

/wrong as the day is long

Perez Hilton makes me want to punch someone in the face.

Still amazed some of us are footing the bill for that coont and her little fark trophies

Way to open old wounds, subs

Perez Hilton, who's that? Never heard of him.

/Yeah really

TheAbstractor: thus it unfolds.

Is that last one Breughel or Bosch? It doesn't look quite farked up enough to be Bosch, but there's definitely a thematic overlap in some of Breughel's darker works.

Freschel: Perez Hilton, who's that? Never heard of him.

/Yeah really

Leave this thread, and never come back. You'll be better off that way.

IMDWalrus: Freschel: Perez Hilton, who's that? Never heard of him.

/Yeah really

Leave this thread, and never come back. You'll be better off that way.

Run until you collapse. Sleep where you drop. When you wake up, keep running.

My mom had a solution for things like that -- snatch the kid up, slap the knife away and turn his arse red with her hand. My Grandmother, a large woman who survived the Great Depression and who even in the 60s wore those heavy, black leather lace up shoes and an apron wouldn't have run from a knife carrying two year old. She'd either have just belted the kid across the room or snatched the blade away and swatted him on his arse hard enough so he'd never try it again.

My mom had a second line of defense: she'd tell my dad when he got home from work. Dad didn't put up with a bunch of stupid krap and one thing for sure, none of us kids better ever lay a hand on mom. Dad was an ex-boxer. Even in middle age, he had lightening reflexes.

Chasing mom or grandmom with a knife and then throwing things would certainly have gotten us another paddling and then being confined to our room for some time. He understood a lot and did a lot of talking to us kids, but he did have his limits.

Besides, I never saw my grandma run from anything. She was one of those stout, sturdy women you see in old black and white pictures, with the grim face and arms built up from hand making everything and stoking wood or coal stoves, washing years of laundry on a wash board, ironing cloths, hanging them up to dry, plucking chickens and doing farm work.

Rik01: My mom had a solution for things like that -- snatch the kid up, slap the knife away and turn his arse red with her hand. My Grandmother, a large woman who survived the Great Depression and who even in the 60s wore those heavy, black leather lace up shoes and an apron wouldn't have run from a knife carrying two year old. She'd either have just belted the kid across the room or snatched the blade away and swatted him on his arse hard enough so he'd never try it again.

My mom had a second line of defense: she'd tell my dad when he got home from work. Dad didn't put up with a bunch of stupid krap and one thing for sure, none of us kids better ever lay a hand on mom. Dad was an ex-boxer. Even in middle age, he had lightening reflexes.

Chasing mom or grandmom with a knife and then throwing things would certainly have gotten us another paddling and then being confined to our room for some time. He understood a lot and did a lot of talking to us kids, but he did have his limits.

Besides, I never saw my grandma run from anything. She was one of those stout, sturdy women you see in old black and white pictures, with the grim face and arms built up from hand making everything and stoking wood or coal stoves, washing years of laundry on a wash board, ironing cloths, hanging them up to dry, plucking chickens and doing farm work.

within this statement lies the key to the problem inherent in this situation. there is no "wait till dad gets home" in this household. the "alpha male" if you will is less than 10. not good for the family atmosphere. now, i am not saying that being raised by a single mom is bad or anything, but in this case, i think the answer is obvious.

/perez hilton doesnt count

There should be a Perez logo.
So I know not to click on something.

Luckily, Fark has the new feature. Too late for some but pure awesome. Thanks, Drew!

Who greenlit a Perez Hilton link?

Oznog: Bathia_Mapes: I'm hazarding a guess here that if this article is true, then it was probably Elijah, the oldest boy who was wielding the knife. Again, that's if there is a grain of truth to this story. However, Nadya & her mother are both AWs, so I have my doubts.

Aiden is the autistic one prone to throwing tantrums, fits, and hitting/biting. I wouldn't be all that shocked if he ran around with a knife. She also coddles him above all the others. Extra car, special care, is one thing, but I think she may be making it worse.

You have followed this closely, what's in it for you?

KrispyKritter: buk110: "This is why I'm convinced their should be tests and strict laws in regards to having kids.I'm tired of poor scumbags having kids. /Yes I'm elitist //No I don't care"

buk110 you are right on the money. Eugenics is the answer, I've been saying that for years. elitist FTW. reproduction should be a privilege not a right.

Yep. Had one planned child and she is just right.

Could have hatched them out every year like kittens.

/Wise choices, etc.

"You'll do anything to attract attention, Mother!"
obscure? I hope so.

OK, enough of trying to make lame jokes, this is serious.

That poor old woman! FSM save what is ever left of her miserable life. How can anyone treat their poor old mother like that? That's elder abuse. She's 69 years old, she's done her duty. The old soul is probably scared to death if she leaves, death and destruction will ensue. Someone call the local agency on aging and get her the hell out of that mad house.

I am so ps'ed off at that big lipped attention whore. I have visions of a ten ton weight ala Monty Python falling on her.

Perez Hilton steals all his content from other sources. ProTip: Always do a quick search to find the original story, which in this case was the National Enquirer, to avoid having to link to that ignorant a@@ hole Perez.
P.S. The story was even posted on the blog on Octomom's own website.

Scratch that, may not be Octomom's own website, but it is nadyasuleman.com.

BAD Baby! BAD!! BAD!!

vkacademy: Damn it, subby! You made me click on Perez Hilton's website! I am unclean! Uncleeeean!

Firefox + Adblock + Custom filter. Problem solved, except it might take you a second sometimes to figure out why the link won't load.

voyvf: meat

Hahaha. This. This made my day. I read that a few years ago and after reading it again I'm still in stitches.

/Singing meat!

KrispyKritter 2009-07-12 12:36:02 AM
buk110: "This is why I'm convinced their should be tests and strict laws in regards to having kids.I'm tired of poor scumbags having kids. /Yes I'm elitist //No I don't care"

buk110 you are right on the money. Eugenics is the answer, I've been saying that for years. elitist FTW. reproduction should be a privilege not a right.


Well besides the idea that it would be exploited for political reasons (i.e. you can't have kids because you don't agree with me on position x), the rest of the world is already out breeding the West by a lot.

And with the way human societies are setup, carelessly breeding is rewarded. No matter how much progress the "smarter" societies make, others can benefit and learn from that progress made with minimal effort.

Darwin rewards the best breeders, not the best of the breed.

eraser8: I don't know whether I'm sicker of Octomom or of Perez Hilton.

Maybe we can hook up the Octotot and Pervez Hilton for a play date. I'll supply the hardware.

Shyla: Scratch that, may not be Octomom's own website, but it is nadyasuleman.com.

How about adnauseummom.com?

ThreadMood:

It's pitchforks and torches for the mod who greenlit the Perez Hilton linky.

And, just because....

Nick Nostril: And, just because....

Thanks. I was about to eat breakfast. Leftover fried chicken and hushpuppies. I can't eat them now because I see writing on them

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Is that last one Breughel or Bosch? It doesn't look quite farked up enough to be Bosch, but there's definitely a thematic overlap in some of Breughel's darker works.

Pieter Brueghel the Elder was a big fan of Bosch's, actually. Early works like Proverbs/The Blue Cloak show a similar (though less dark) kind of humor, Dulle Griet (Mad Meg) gets darker and more Boschian, including the mashup demons, and works like the Triump of Death (one of my favorites) and Fall of the Rebel Angels are very similar to Bosch. He made copies of Bosch engravings, and I quote: "It has been assumed that Bruegel's chief reason for imitating Bosch in his graphic work was a commercial one: Bosch was simply more popular than Bruegel, and therefore engravings in the Bosch manner were more marketable than his own prints.' Of course, Bruegel's emulation of the elder artist's style may have been as much an affectionate homage, as it was an opportunistic money-earner."

That Caleb's a sly one, he already knows his ABC's.

Okay Mister Smartypants: Shockingly, Hilton can't read the article he linked to.

this

and fark you subby for linking douche hilton

/came for the snark
/stayed for the Diplomacy poster....LOVED it

Octotwart's got those empty pools for eyes that you just know means she hasn't been on Planet Earth for a very long time. For all we know, she could confuse her children for porcelain statuettes that spit government capital into her pocket every 30 days. I give it 3 years before police stumble upon the corpses of her children stuffed, polished to a grisly shine, and decorating her government-funded marble mantle.

Jamieboy: "You'll do anything to attract attention, Mother!"
obscure? I hope so.

OK, enough of trying to make lame jokes, this is serious.

That poor old woman! FSM save what is ever left of her miserable life. How can anyone treat their poor old mother like that? That's elder abuse. She's 69 years old, she's done her duty. The old soul is probably scared to death if she leaves, death and destruction will ensue. Someone call the local agency on aging and get her the hell out of that mad house.

I am so ps'ed off at that big lipped attention whore. I have visions of a ten ton weight ala Monty Python falling on her.


How about the world's biggest ACME anvil?

Chasin' Granny with a knife? That's a DSS visit, 941 and CPEP 'round these parts. If you're lucky you get to go home someday.

\\these kids are screwed

I dislike Perez Hilton strongly, mainly because heshe is a whiney biatch. But, I must say that the picture on that link is the best and most accurate portrait of octomom to date.

/funny shiat

beoswulf: Why hasn't some state child protection agency dragged random men into court and got them forcibly appointed as fathers? Think about what's in the best interest of the children. This isn't much different than the current system of forcing men to pay child support for kids that aren't theirs.

Go after the farking doctor who is responsible for her... quattuordecospawn? Given if I recall the train wreck correctly the same doctor "helped" with the other kids too.

She just neglected to get her children all their rabies shots.

buk110: This is why I'm convinced their should be tests and strict laws in regards to having kids.

I'm tired of poor scumbags having kids.

/Yes I'm elitist
//No I don't care

So you support the state meddling in an essential affair of survival about which you don't care. I think your lack of foresight comes to mind before your elitist conceit.

Synaesthesia: buk110: This is why I'm convinced their should be tests and strict laws in regards to having kids.

I'm tired of poor scumbags having kids.

/Yes I'm elitist
//No I don't care

So you support the state meddling in an essential affair of survival about which you don't care. I think your lack of foresight comes to mind before your elitist conceit.

You're right, so let's compromise. You can have all the kids you want, as long as you don't expect a cent from the government. Money for hardship yes, but not long-term support.

Again, all the kids you want, but no help from the government. You can't have it both ways. I would go on, but I'd just be eloquently repeating myself.

Rik01: My mom had a solution for things like that -- snatch the kid up, slap the knife away and turn his arse red with her hand. My Grandmother, a large woman who survived the Great Depression and who even in the 60s wore those heavy, black leather lace up shoes and an apron wouldn't have run from a knife carrying two year old. She'd either have just belted the kid across the room or snatched the blade away and swatted him on his arse hard enough so he'd never try it again.

My mom had a second line of defense: she'd tell my dad when he got home from work. Dad didn't put up with a bunch of stupid krap and one thing for sure, none of us kids better ever lay a hand on mom. Dad was an ex-boxer. Even in middle age, he had lightening reflexes.

Chasing mom or grandmom with a knife and then throwing things would certainly have gotten us another paddling and then being confined to our room for some time. He understood a lot and did a lot of talking to us kids, but he did have his limits.

Besides, I never saw my grandma run from anything. She was one of those stout, sturdy women you see in old black and white pictures, with the grim face and arms built up from hand making everything and stoking wood or coal stoves, washing years of laundry on a wash board, ironing cloths, hanging them up to dry, plucking chickens and doing farm work.

THIS. My grandma would have beat my ass for this, and then washed the knife so she could carve whatever meat was cooked for dinner.

I have a modest proposal for people with too many children

Llois: Rik01: My mom had a solution for things like that -- snatch the kid up, slap the knife away and turn his arse red with her hand. My Grandmother, a large woman who survived the Great Depression and who even in the 60s wore those heavy, black leather lace up shoes and an apron wouldn't have run from a knife carrying two year old. She'd either have just belted the kid across the room or snatched the blade away and swatted him on his arse hard enough so he'd never try it again.

My mom had a second line of defense: she'd tell my dad when he got home from work. Dad didn't put up with a bunch of stupid krap and one thing for sure, none of us kids better ever lay a hand on mom. Dad was an ex-boxer. Even in middle age, he had lightening reflexes.

Chasing mom or grandmom with a knife and then throwing things would certainly have gotten us another paddling and then being confined to our room for some time. He understood a lot and did a lot of talking to us kids, but he did have his limits.

Besides, I never saw my grandma run from anything. She was one of those stout, sturdy women you see in old black and white pictures, with the grim face and arms built up from hand making everything and stoking wood or coal stoves, washing years of laundry on a wash board, ironing cloths, hanging them up to dry, plucking chickens and doing farm work.

THIS. My grandma would have beat my ass for this, and then washed the knife so she could carve whatever meat was cooked for dinner.

I've seen the video with Nadya and her mother. She's pretty passive and non-confrontational. Nadya turned and walked all over her with "aww right and what was I supposed to do? Let them destroy my embryos?" Mom knew this was wrong but just let Nadya talk.

perez hilton is a butt boy therefore his opinion has no relevence.

Perez citing to the National Enquirer. Srsly? This is lame, even for FARK.