mud_shark: Hollywood Cole: mud_shark: I'm a bit unfocussed, but why are you - or others if not you, so intent on accusing the guy of plagiarism?

Because he farking steals jokes.

Why are YOU the only one who doesn't see this? EVERYONE else in america can see this but you don't.

Then give us one farking example!

Why is that so hard?

Why can't you or the other countless people who have accused him of stealing others jokes provide even a single example?

bungle_jr: mud_shark is quite possibly a troll

/fyi

Yeah I am farking done with him. People have posted the Kinnison link, the cosby link and even the Rogen link. He is either incredibly inept or had trolled me. Either way....fark him.

mud_shark: Hollywood Cole: mud_shark: Why all the butt-hurt though? I really do wonder. Did he fark you up the ass once and forget to kiss you on the cheek afterwards?

Butt-hurt? If my comments regarding Mencia resemble being butthurt then you must be a drama queen of the highest order.

0/10 troll

Okay, so you're not butt-hurt by Mencia's success, right?

I'm a bit unfocussed, but why are you - or others if not you, so intent on accusing the guy of plagiarism?

Because we've already heard those jokes before, you know, when they were funny.

I attended comedy traffic school many years ago. The comic wasn't terrible, but he had to fill 8 hours. No comic has enough material about driving safety to make it entertaining for that long.

If you ever have to do traffic school, do an online course. Takes about 45 minutes instead of 8 hours.

mud_shark: bungle_jr: mud_shark is quite possibly a troll

/fyi

No, I'm serious - why can't you provide a single example of his stealing other people's jokes?

Youtube. Search "Carlos Mencia steals jokes". Come back and tell us he didn't steal the jokes.

Hollywood Cole: Yeah I am farking done with him. People have posted the Kinnison link, the cosby link and even the Rogen link. He is either incredibly inept or had trolled me. Either way....fark him.

I saw all of those links - I'm unconvinced - I must be a troll. Have a nice day...maybe I should take a beer to the pool now so I can troll the HOA board member who keeps asking me where I live. I told him that was none of his business and I didn't appreciate him asking.

Perhaps you just want to help me out when my mail isn't delivered to the proper address too. Right? If you believe that, then open wide. I promise not to come in your moyth.

tedbundee: mud_shark: bungle_jr: mud_shark is quite possibly a troll

/fyi

No, I'm serious - why can't you provide a single example of his stealing other people's jokes?

Youtube. Search "Carlos Mencia steals jokes". Come back and tell us he didn't steal the jokes.

You're wasting your time. He's the equivalent of a "truther".

Two King of the Hill refs. No Metalocalypse. I'll fix that.

Link

/Gore warning.
/Loads immediately on entering the page, but takes a few seconds.

Isn't there a law against cruel and unusual punishment?

lets just have him start a conga dance line in California with all his so called "kin" and have him pied piper em' back accross the border. Kill two birds with one stone,,,,ta daaaaaa

/opening another beer

Half the traffic schools around here advertise themselves as "Comedy Traffic Schools". When you get there, they don't even pretend to be funny. Mencia should fit right in.

Mencia = hack

Beertender: I attended comedy traffic school many years ago. The comic wasn't terrible, but he had to fill 8 hours. No comic has enough material about driving safety to make it entertaining for that long.

If you ever have to do traffic school, do an online course. Takes about 45 minutes instead of 8 hours.

i don't know how it is where you live, but here in texas the online is timed, you must have so many hours of the lesson playing and it won't let you go to the next section without sufficient break time (ie, log off for so long).

of course, the quizzes are very easy, you don't have to pay attention most of the time, and i took my time over about a week, so break time was not a problem. only 1 time did they ask about something that was in a video and i had to go back and actually watch it

mud_shark

Here (new window)

It's over 4 minutes, so your ADD might kick in, but try to stick with it.

If you still claim that you're unconvinced after watching that, then you're most definitely a troll, cognitively dissonant, or both.

So help me god, don't make me Farky you with something mean...

Unfunny as...I can't think what. I just know he sucks way too hard, I heard he doesn't even speak Spanish.

mud_shark: Hollywood Cole: Yeah I am farking done with him. People have posted the Kinnison link, the cosby link and even the Rogen link. He is either incredibly inept or had trolled me. Either way....fark him.

I saw all of those links - I'm unconvinced - I must be a troll. Have a nice day...maybe I should take a beer to the pool now so I can troll the HOA board member who keeps asking me where I live. I told him that was none of his business and I didn't appreciate him asking.

Perhaps you just want to help me out when my mail isn't delivered to the proper address too. Right? If you believe that, then open wide. I promise not to come in your moyth.

Spazholio: So help me god, don't make me Farky you with something mean...

I have him farkied as Carlos Mencia's Fluffer.

there are two guidelines to follow to be a successful troll

1. make an omnipotent, oblivious remark contrary to subby's opinion

2. answer every single response the said remark and try to back it up with blind eye statements.

mud_shark wins the thread.

/see this all the time in conservative/fundamentalism threads

jenny next

thank you! now go... go forth and die

Hollywood Cole: I have him farkied as Carlos Mencia's Fluffer.

seconded

I went to a Pizza 4U Great comedians class and it wasn't too bad. I was an hour late, still got credit, we got pizza, and the teacher was this old guy retired marine and lawyer who had all kinds of interesting stories and expert advice; what a fun day!

i saw carlos or ned or whatever perform a USO show in Kuwait while i was deployed there. while it was awesome of him to say F-off to the brass and do a second show so we could all see him, he didn't really have any material he hadnt already put on air, and he even did some jokes about gays in the military, which got about zero laughs do to the fact that they were all jokes about how there were probably some hiding in the audience. he wasnt very good at all. his little midget buddy brad williams, however, was hilarious. he opened for him. midget jokes are funny when told as a first person account, as it turns out.