He'll just steal material from better traffic schools.

De de deeee!

Does he teach you how to steal other peoples parking spaces and claim the intersection when it's not your turn?

Hey guys did you know he's just pretending to be Latino?

I watched Mind of Mencia.

Once.

Race jokes get old.

You may not believe this, but the first time he was ever on Comedy Central sometime in 2001 he had a standup routine that was actually kind of humorous.

We've been doing this in San Bernardino county for years, I'm actually going to one pretty soon to get a traffic ticket off my record.

If I were to be instructed by Carlos Mencia, I would probably tell him he was annoying, and start cracking numerous Mexican jokes on him. That guy must be borderline retarded.

Since when does Carlos Mencia qualify as a comic?

Ned Holness. Honduran and German.

You see us latinos are different and that's the only think I talk about.

bigtotoro: He'll just steal material from better traffic schools.

Done in one...

Even southern white rednecks think Carlos Mencia talks too much about race.

D_Evans45: We've been doing this in San Bernardino county for years, I'm actually going to one pretty soon to get a traffic ticket off my record.

If I were to be instructed by Carlos Mencia, I would probably tell him he was annoying, and start cracking numerous Mexican jokes on him. That guy must be borderline retarded dee dee dee.

ftfy

IonBeam2: You may not believe this, but the first time he was ever on Comedy Central sometime in 2001 he had stole a standup routine that was actually kind of humorous.

FTFY

/Personally, I'd opt for the traffic ticket

D_Evans45:

If I were to be instructed by Carlos Mencia, I would probably tell him he was annoying, and start cracking numerous Mexican jokes on him. That guy must be a borderline jumper retarded.

FTFY

bigtotoro: He'll just steal material from better traffic schools.

DONE IN ONE!

I would be worried about being blind-sided by Joe Rogan.

IonBeam2: Hey guys did you know he's just pretending to be Latino?

He's also pretending to be funny
/and failing
//miserably
///buy two slashies, get one free

Mencia = douchebag

IMHO...

Passing on the right isn't funny...



...except for maybe in California.

It occurs to me...

Wouldn't it be inherently dangerous to be making jokes about immigrants in a room full of bad drivers?

/Sorry
//So very, very sorry.

Is there a 2 drink minimum?

At least it won't be Dane Cook.

I wouldn't want to, but giving my life to the cause of ridding Mencia from the world would IHMO be a very noble way to die. I'd just un-click his seat belt and cross the double yellow line of destiny.

Look at you people being classy and clever. Lemme lay it on the line for you.fark Mencia.

disregard this post.

bigtotoro: He'll just steal material from better traffic schools.

Done in one.

I live in Orange County, and I'm pretty sure the last time I signed up for traffic school (about 1 yr ago) i saw about 7 different advertisements for comedy traffic school and pizza traffic school. I went to the one in Newport because I knew there would be hotter girls than Huntington.

Well I read TFA, didnt see anything about that beaner teaching traffic school.

It is however an interesting concept. Having someone who can teach the rules of the road and keep me from falling asleep.
(went to traffic school myself on a stupid ticket)

Was so boring I wanted to set myself on fire just to get out of there.

Now what qualification does one need to teach traffic sschool anyway??

Lots of haters in this thread - I think Carlos is funny and I don't care if he stole his material (who did he steal it from and why aren't they entertaining me instead? whoever it is should blame their agent).

At least the Denis Leary haters can tell me who he stole his jokes from and here's something for you Hicks fans to chew on - maybe Leary told those jokes better.

I'm not real clear on the law here, but apparently we cannot take a defensive driving class and you know what? I think that's a good idea. The classes are bullshiat and you don't learn anything anyway - it's like a get-out-of-your-ticket-for-half-price if you're willing to sit through it.

And the last 2 times I took a defensive driving class to get out of a ticket, I did it online (even though there were "comedy classes" available). I logged in, I paid 20% attention and aced them. I also drank the whole time. The last one I took was great - There were about 20 questions left, but I knew I could flunk every single one of them and still pass.

The biggest hassle was the idiot clerk at the court who could not calculate the number of days I had to fulfill the requirement of taking defensive driving and go without a ticket. She was just another civil servant who didn't speak English - at least Carlos Mencia has mastered the language.

Trickinosis: I live in Orange County, and I'm pretty sure the last time I signed up for traffic school (about 1 yr ago) i saw about 7 different advertisements for comedy traffic school and pizza traffic school. I went to the one in Newport because I knew there would be hotter girls than Huntington.

yes comedy driving schools are not new...first i really heard of one was a few years ago on king of the hill they had chris rock as a driving school instructor.

a few months ago i took an online course with comedydefensivedriving.com and it was silly...animated with a bunch of bad celebrity impressions (of walken, ben stein, joe pesci, etc). wonder if the in-class with a comedian version would've been better...?

mud_shark: Lots of haters in this thread - I think Carlos is funny and I don't care if he stole his material (who did he steal it from and why aren't they entertaining me instead? whoever it is should blame their agent).

At least the Denis Leary haters can tell me who he stole his jokes from and here's something for you Hicks fans to chew on - maybe Leary told those jokes better.

I'm not real clear on the law here, but apparently we cannot take a defensive driving class and you know what? I think that's a good idea. The classes are bullshiat and you don't learn anything anyway - it's like a get-out-of-your-ticket-for-half-price if you're willing to sit through it.

And the last 2 times I took a defensive driving class to get out of a ticket, I did it online (even though there were "comedy classes" available). I logged in, I paid 20% attention and aced them. I also drank the whole time. The last one I took was great - There were about 20 questions left, but I knew I could flunk every single one of them and still pass.

The biggest hassle was the idiot clerk at the court who could not calculate the number of days I had to fulfill the requirement of taking defensive driving and go without a ticket. She was just another civil servant who didn't speak English - at least Carlos Mencia has mastered the language.

Joe Rogan has called him out numerous times, with facts backing it (Rogan can be a douche too, but not a thieving douche). He has been punched in the face by George Lopez for using an exact bit from him. Mencia is a comedy cancer, plain and simple.

But about the online courses, THIS. It's easy as hell. I would copy and paste the whole articles we were supposed to pay attention to, ctrl+f when the tests came up, and made a 100 like it was nothing. The only thing that sucks is I procrastinate taking the online one until the last minute.

mud_shark: Lots of haters in this thread - I think Carlos is funny and I don't care if he stole his material (who did he steal it from and why aren't they entertaining me instead? whoever it is should blame their agent).

At least the Denis Leary haters can tell me who he stole his jokes from and here's something for you Hicks fans to chew on - maybe Leary told those jokes better.

I'm not real clear on the law here, but apparently we cannot take a defensive driving class and you know what? I think that's a good idea. The classes are bullshiat and you don't learn anything anyway - it's like a get-out-of-your-ticket-for-half-price if you're willing to sit through it.

And the last 2 times I took a defensive driving class to get out of a ticket, I did it online (even though there were "comedy classes" available). I logged in, I paid 20% attention and aced them. I also drank the whole time. The last one I took was great - There were about 20 questions left, but I knew I could flunk every single one of them and still pass.

The biggest hassle was the idiot clerk at the court who could not calculate the number of days I had to fulfill the requirement of taking defensive driving and go without a ticket. She was just another civil servant who didn't speak English - at least Carlos Mencia has mastered the language.

Your thought process, it is not focused.

So... which Circle of Hell (TM) is this, exactly?

Okay... This is the first thread that I've seen "done in one".

Didn't take long for that to get beat to death.

Trickinosis: I live in Orange County, and I'm pretty sure the last time I signed up for traffic school (about 1 yr ago) i saw about 7 different advertisements for comedy traffic school and pizza traffic school. I went to the one in Newport because I knew there would be hotter girls than Huntington.

This. I thought we were already doing it.

mud_shark: Lots of haters in this thread - I think Carlos is funny and I don't care if he stole his material (who did he steal it from and why aren't they entertaining me instead? whoever it is should blame their agent).


Because some of them are dead. (new window)

Just to be original, you sound fat.

/and unfocused

kakaPoo: Your thought process, it is not focused.

Oh yeah?

I think I'm very focused. After I finish the beer I'm currently drinking I'm going downstairs to get another one. And then I'll repeat the process until I either pass out or all the beer is gone, but I've played this game a few times and I've learned that I hate running out of beer, so I guarantee you I'll pass out before I run out of beer. How much more focused than that do you expect me to be?

Oh, and that's a really nice potato growing out of your head.

Hey, it actually could be worse. Frank Caliendo could be teaching the class.

Fluff Girl: Trickinosis: I live in Orange County, and I'm pretty sure the last time I signed up for traffic school (about 1 yr ago) i saw about 7 different advertisements for comedy traffic school and pizza traffic school. I went to the one in Newport because I knew there would be hotter girls than Huntington.

This. I thought we were already doing it.

I don't think I've ever met another Farker from Huntington. Lets be friends.

IonBeam2: You may not believe this, but the first time he was ever on Comedy Central sometime in 2001 he had a standup routine that was actually kind of humorous.

Was that the one where he ended his special with the couple that has a fight and then the husband goes to work at the WTC and dies in the attack?

Yeah that was farking hilarious!

I'd like to see Don Rickles teach it. He probably tell the people that you're better off not having a license because your mother might accidentally mistake you for a John and wave you to her corner.

Badoozie: Hey, it actually could be worse. Frank Caliendo could be teaching the class.

He'd keep it fresh. By doing part of it as John Madden.

mud_shark: Lots of haters in this thread - I think Carlos is funny and I don't care if he stole his material (who did he steal it from and why aren't they entertaining me instead? whoever it is should blame their agent).

At least the Denis Leary haters can tell me who he stole his jokes from and here's something for you Hicks fans to chew on - maybe Leary told those jokes better.

I'm not real clear on the law here, but apparently we cannot take a defensive driving class and you know what? I think that's a good idea. The classes are bullshiat and you don't learn anything anyway - it's like a get-out-of-your-ticket-for-half-price if you're willing to sit through it.

And the last 2 times I took a defensive driving class to get out of a ticket, I did it online (even though there were "comedy classes" available). I logged in, I paid 20% attention and aced them. I also drank the whole time. The last one I took was great - There were about 20 questions left, but I knew I could flunk every single one of them and still pass.

The biggest hassle was the idiot clerk at the court who could not calculate the number of days I had to fulfill the requirement of taking defensive driving and go without a ticket. She was just another civil servant who didn't speak English - at least Carlos Mencia has mastered the language.


You Sir, are a rasict !!!!

/ Don't make fum of ny Engrish !!!

D_Evans45: We've been doing this in San Bernardino county for years, I'm actually going to one pretty soon to get a traffic ticket off my record.

If I were to be instructed by Carlos Mencia, I would probably tell him he was annoying, and start cracking numerous Mexican jokes on him. That guy must be borderline retarded.

Yet, he isn't Mexican.

Trickinosis: Fluff Girl: Trickinosis: I live in Orange County, and I'm pretty sure the last time I signed up for traffic school (about 1 yr ago) i saw about 7 different advertisements for comedy traffic school and pizza traffic school. I went to the one in Newport because I knew there would be hotter girls than Huntington.

This. I thought we were already doing it.

I don't think I've ever met another Farker from Huntington. Lets be friends.

You love your plastic-tittied Newport girls. You couldn't stoop to the Hurricane's crowd. :)

Hates this idea:

Badoozie: Hey, it actually could be worse. Frank Caliendo could be teaching the class.

Sweet merciful cripes, DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS.


skinink: I'd like to see Don Rickles teach it. He probably tell the people that you're better off not having a license because your mother might accidentally mistake you for a John and wave you to her corner.

Flawless Victory!

Mencia stealing from Bill Cosby freaking classic.

Not a Rick Roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCixAktGPlg

We really do need to stop Carlos Mencia.

swamp_of_dumb: mud_shark: Lots of haters in this thread - I think Carlos is funny and I don't care if he stole his material (who did he steal it from and why aren't they entertaining me instead? whoever it is should blame their agent).


Because some of them are dead. (new window)

Just to be original, you sound fat.

/and unfocused

That example is quite a stretch - Is no comic allowed to tell jokes about any topic that has already been covered before?

Granted, Kinison did it better and why the hell is it that all of the good ones have to die young (okay, Carlin was old when he kicked it, but Sam Kinison died too young)

And I am unfocused or maybe even out of focus. You say that like it's a bad thing. I actually enjoy it.

Sorry, html skills are so thursday.

Link (new window Mencia's Cosby joke)

mud_shark: kakaPoo: Your thought process, it is not focused.

Oh yeah?

I think I'm very focused. After I finish the beer I'm currently drinking I'm going downstairs to get another one. And then I'll repeat the process until I either pass out or all the beer is gone, but I've played this game a few times and I've learned that I hate running out of beer, so I guarantee you I'll pass out before I run out of beer. How much more focused than that do you expect me to be?

Oh, and that's a really nice potato growing out of your head.

At first I was trying to figure out if you said that because I'm an Irishman living in California or because I found out last week that I have a brain tumour... Then I realised that you couldn't possibly know either of those things, so I'm satisfied.

I had to attend a traffic school class taught by Garfield the Cat after my dewie. At least I think it was him.

Trickinosis: I live in Orange County, and I'm pretty sure the last time I signed up for traffic school (about 1 yr ago) i saw about 7 different advertisements for comedy traffic school and pizza traffic school. I went to the one in Newport because I knew there would be hotter girls than Huntington.

I think I went to that one years ago

Think it was called Pizza4U or something along those lines.

The dude teaching the class was an old lawyer. He was also a defense lawyer for OJ Simpson years back. He explained how there's much more money in traffic school than practicing certain areas of law--this is just because this whole traffic citation / driving school thing is a huge extortion scheme by the courts in California. He went onto say, "I'm collecting [forget how much it was, it was years ago] from each of you for a few hours work. Most of the time I'm just throwing on videos."

/Pay us $x more, and we'll keep it off your record, indeed

mud_shark: Lots of haters in this thread - I think Carlos is funny and I don't care if he stole his material (who did he steal it from and why aren't they entertaining me instead? whoever it is should blame their agent).

At least the Denis Leary haters can tell me who he stole his jokes from and here's something for you Hicks fans to chew on - maybe Leary told those jokes better.

I'm not real clear on the law here, but apparently we cannot take a defensive driving class and you know what? I think that's a good idea. The classes are bullshiat and you don't learn anything anyway - it's like a get-out-of-your-ticket-for-half-price if you're willing to sit through it.

And the last 2 times I took a defensive driving class to get out of a ticket, I did it online (even though there were "comedy classes" available). I logged in, I paid 20% attention and aced them. I also drank the whole time. The last one I took was great - There were about 20 questions left, but I knew I could flunk every single one of them and still pass.

The biggest hassle was the idiot clerk at the court who could not calculate the number of days I had to fulfill the requirement of taking defensive driving and go without a ticket. She was just another civil servant who didn't speak English - at least Carlos Mencia has mastered the language.

You're an Idiot.

Mencia Stole from COSBY, KINISON, The Amazing Racist, Lopez, and probably a lot of unknown comics who are coming into their own.

boozehat: Mencia stealing from Bill Cosby freaking classic.

Not a Rick Roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCixAktGPlg

Still not seeing the theft. I think there's a lot of butthurt going around. Mencia was an unknown comic for years before he got famous - others are jealous of him, and I can't blame them, but if you still want to insist he stole all his material, I'm still willing to evaluate your "evidence".

I gotta call my bookie before the odds on Mencia doing a "low rider" joke before a "driving while Oriental" joke drop below 1-500.

mud_shark: Still not seeing the theft.

Seriously???

WHO KNEW STEVIE WONDER WAS A FARKER???????

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I gotta call my bookie before the odds on Mencia doing a "low rider" joke before a "driving while Oriental" joke drop below 1-500.

Or saying the name "Chet" while describing white people.

ill take zombie rodney dangerfield with a martini in the passenger seat and paul mooney in the back seat for commentary please

mud_shark: boozehat: Mencia stealing from Bill Cosby freaking classic.

Not a Rick Roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCixAktGPlg

Still not seeing the theft. I think there's a lot of butthurt going around. Mencia was an unknown comic for years before he got famous - others are jealous of him, and I can't blame them, but if you still want to insist he stole all his material, I'm still willing to evaluate your "evidence".

REALLY?!?



/hot like poehler

Bonanza Jellybean: Ned Holness. Honduran and German.

He sucks and is a joke thief, but get it right.

At the time of his birth, his Mexican mother, Magdelena Mencía, was engaged in a domestic dispute with his Honduran father, Roberto Holness

Born in Honduras to a Mexican mom and a Honduran dad, raised in East LA which is basically north Mexico. I think Rogan was the one who started the half German BS.

hmmm...that was supposed to contain a pic of amy & seth at the snl news desk

Hollywood Cole: You're an Idiot.

Mencia Stole from COSBY, KINISON, The Amazing Racist, Lopez, and probably a lot of unknown comics who are coming into their own.

Being called an idiot on Fark is a lot like being called a genius on Fark. It's meaningless.

I've reviewed the submitted links where Mencia supposedly stole from Cosby and Kinison. I didn't find any merit in them, but here's a link in his defense:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPuu_VE7KOA&feature=related

Seriously, show me a concrete example of a joke he actually stole - stop pussyfooting around. And why do you care so much? Are you concerned that Sam Kinison and Bill Cosby are having to wait in line at soup kitchens to get their next meal?

(Yeah, I know, Kinison is dead and Cosby isn't exactly hurting for money - won't somebody think of the children though? - How is that last question for unfocused?)

Oh, and by the way, the last shiat my cat left in her litterbox smells like Kinison's ass - don't ask me how I know that, it's just one of those things I'm sure of).

Highroller48: It occurs to me...

Wouldn't it be inherently dangerous to be making jokes about immigrants in a room full of bad drivers?

/Sorry
//So very, very sorry.

So long as he keeps off the Asian jokes he's OK

Hollywood Cole: mud_shark: Still not seeing the theft.

Seriously???

WHO KNEW STEVIE WONDER WAS A FARKER???????

I'm pretty sure I would have an easier time explaining how you stole that reply from any number of people than you would have explaining how Mencia stole the linked bit from Cosby.

Stevie Wonder, really? Is he blind or something? Oh, yes he is - that's why you think your post is funny.

Sorry, but you failed the audition for a spot on Family Guy.

mud_shark: Hollywood Cole: You're an Idiot.

Mencia Stole from COSBY, KINISON, The Amazing Racist, Lopez, and probably a lot of unknown comics who are coming into their own.

Being called an idiot on Fark is a lot like being called a genius on Fark. It's meaningless.

I've reviewed the submitted links where Mencia supposedly stole from Cosby and Kinison. I didn't find any merit in them, but here's a link in his defense:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPuu_VE7KOA&feature=related

Seriously, show me a concrete example of a joke he actually stole - stop pussyfooting around. And why do you care so much? Are you concerned that Sam Kinison and Bill Cosby are having to wait in line at soup kitchens to get their next meal?

(Yeah, I know, Kinison is dead and Cosby isn't exactly hurting for money - won't somebody think of the children though? - How is that last question for unfocused?)

Oh, and by the way, the last shiat my cat left in her litterbox smells like Kinison's ass - don't ask me how I know that, it's just one of those things I'm sure of).

Wow you are either blind or you are Mencia.

mud_shark: Lots of haters in this thread - I think Carlos is funny and I don't care if he stole his material (who did he steal it from and why aren't they entertaining me instead? whoever it is should blame their agent)....

...And the last 2 times I took a defensive driving class to get out of a ticket...

The biggest hassle was the idiot clerk at the court who could not calculate the number of days I had to fulfill the requirement of taking defensive driving and go without a ticket.

Wow.. So, not only do you have the shiattiest sense of humor possible to thing Mencia is funny, you are a shiatty driver, and are so bad at it, that you worry about the number of days you go without getting tickets.

You pretty much suck at life, don't you?

As for evidence of stealing jokes, he stole one damn near word-for-word from one of Lewis Black's albums. I own all his albums, know 'em all, and for some reason or another watched the opening act of MoM, and he did LB's bit. He can fark off and die.

RoxtarRyan: think

FTFM... everything else stays as is.

mud_shark: boozehat: Mencia stealing from Bill Cosby freaking classic.

Not a Rick Roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCixAktGPlg

Still not seeing the theft. I think there's a lot of butthurt going around. Mencia was an unknown comic for years before he got famous - others are jealous of him, and I can't blame them, but if you still want to insist he stole all his material, I'm still willing to evaluate your "evidence".

No one is saying he stole ALL of his material, just the funny parts. You're entitled to your opinion of Mencia being funny, and I'm entitled to my opinion of your opinion being a really crappy opinion. You'll meet a lot more people who can't stand Ned, than those who actually like him.

I can think of someone worse. Bob Saget... hours with that guy in traffic school would be pure torture.

Hollywood Cole: mud_shark: Lots of haters in this thread - I think Carlos is funny and I don't care if he stole his material (who did he steal it from and why aren't they entertaining me instead? whoever it is should blame their agent).

At least the Denis Leary haters can tell me who he stole his jokes from and here's something for you Hicks fans to chew on - maybe Leary told those jokes better.

I'm not real clear on the law here, but apparently we cannot take a defensive driving class and you know what? I think that's a good idea. The classes are bullshiat and you don't learn anything anyway - it's like a get-out-of-your-ticket-for-half-price if you're willing to sit through it.

And the last 2 times I took a defensive driving class to get out of a ticket, I did it online (even though there were "comedy classes" available). I logged in, I paid 20% attention and aced them. I also drank the whole time. The last one I took was great - There were about 20 questions left, but I knew I could flunk every single one of them and still pass.

The biggest hassle was the idiot clerk at the court who could not calculate the number of days I had to fulfill the requirement of taking defensive driving and go without a ticket. She was just another civil servant who didn't speak English - at least Carlos Mencia has mastered the language.

You're an Idiot.

Mencia Stole from COSBY, KINISON, The Amazing Racist, Lopez, and probably a lot of unknown comics who are coming into their own.

South Park told it like it is, and showed what most comedians would like to do to Mencia. All Ned Holness does is find new ways to rip off new material and yell out "Dee Dee Dee!". He's the Larry The Cable Guy for the profoundly retarded.

Leary gets shiat because he pulled a large chunk of No Cure For Cancer from Dangerous and Relentless verbatim. Other comedians covering the same topic is OK, but Leary did it verbatim. Bill Hicks was antisocial and didn't play the entertainment politics game (he hated Hollywood and everything about it - listen to his routines about Jay Leno), and Leary was on the Nike commercials with Bo Jackson, which is why more people know Leary and let it slide. He didn't tell the jokes better, he was the more well-known name that played entertainment politics and kissed ass to get into Hollywood (who will let ripping off material slide).

The only comedian on the radio I hear mention Leary's name is Artie Lange, and that's because he only opens his mouth to kiss Howard's ass, say stupid off-topic insults, mention Norm McDonald and/or Dirty Work, or mention Leary and Rescue Me, and even he mentions the whole Bill Hicks rip-off controversy.

Mencia is a fraud, and a stupid one at that. Comedy Central should take his slot and give it to Charlie Murphy, who IMHO is much funnier.

/Artie was funnier when he was showing donuts into his mouth.
//Looks like Baby Gorilla is going to need Traffic School now.
///Would pay to see that fat farkhead in traffic school with Carlos Mencia. Maybe he'd try to beat him up. It would be funnier than him on Howard.

TimGuy: I can think of someone worse. Bob Saget... hours with that guy in traffic school would be pure torture.

He's (surprisingly enough) a really funny comedian. See his bit in "The Aristicrats". Hell, the video of his bit is up on Youtube. If grandma went to see him because she thinks he'll be the family-friendly guy like on "America's Funniest Videos" (sic), they will be sorely disappointed.

Sherjo311: paul mooney in the back seat

I've met him a few times (white boy working in black radio).
The only comedian to get me to LOL in a recording session.

He still does some standup, and takes his mother on the road with him.

dna_level_c: Sherjo311: paul mooney in the back seat

I've met him a few times (white boy working in black radio).
The only comedian to get me to LOL in a recording session.

He still does some standup, and takes his mother on the road with him.

Paul Mooney is the man. He wrote for Richard Pryor and was on Chapelle's Show. I don't think I have to say any more.

/Negrodamus FTW!

mbpark: dna_level_c: Sherjo311: paul mooney in the back seat

I've met him a few times (white boy working in black radio).
The only comedian to get me to LOL in a recording session.

He still does some standup, and takes his mother on the road with him.

Paul Mooney is the man. He wrote for Richard Pryor and was on Chapelle's Show. I don't think I have to say any more.

/Negrodamus FTW!

brothers are packing...

RevMercutio - Yet, he isn't Mexican.


Honduran, Mexican, same thing.

Also, according to Wikipedia, his real first name is Ned.

Highroller48: It occurs to me...

Wouldn't it be inherently dangerous to be making jokes about immigrants in a room full of bad drivers?

/Sorry
//So very, very sorry.

No need to apologize for the truth.

mud_shark: swamp_of_dumb: mud_shark: Lots of haters in this thread - I think Carlos is funny and I don't care if he stole his material (who did he steal it from and why aren't they entertaining me instead? whoever it is should blame their agent).


Because some of them are dead. (new window)

Just to be original, you sound fat.

/and unfocused

That example is quite a stretch - Is no comic allowed to tell jokes about any topic that has already been covered before?

Granted, Kinison did it better and why the hell is it that all of the good ones have to die young (okay, Carlin was old when he kicked it, but Sam Kinison died too young)

And I am unfocused or maybe even out of focus. You say that like it's a bad thing. I actually enjoy it.

If Ned wants to steal someone's work, let him plagiarize Richard Pryor.

/so he can DIAF

mud_shark: Hollywood Cole: mud_shark: Still not seeing the theft.

Seriously???

WHO KNEW STEVIE WONDER WAS A FARKER???????

I'm pretty sure I would have an easier time explaining how you stole that reply from any number of people than you would have explaining how Mencia stole the linked bit from Cosby.

Stevie Wonder, really? Is he blind or something? Oh, yes he is - that's why you think your post is funny.

Sorry, but you failed the audition for a spot on Family Guy.

No if I was auditioning for Family Guy I would say " I haven't seen something this ridiculous since Steve Wonder was caught stealing DVDs from the Redbox outside of McDonald's."

You are still a clueless douche.

I have sneak peek of his class agenda...



/Mencia sucks...

Hollywood Cole: You are still a clueless douche.

LMAO - being called names on fark is like - well, I can't even think of something so insignificant to compare it to.

I'm sure Carlos Mencia could come up with a better comeback though.


Why all the butt-hurt though? I really do wonder. Did he fark you up the ass once and forget to kiss you on the cheek afterwards?

Lets see, racist jokes can be really funny if they arent all about the first, easiest stereotype.

Every Mexican joke is about "beaners" or something like that
Every Asian joke is about bad drivers

I forget who I was watching, but his joke was about blacks and Grape Drink and he was talking about the old Sunny Delight commercials of the 90's where the kids are peering into the fridge looking through Milk, Soda, Purple stuff, and they all settle on the Sunny D. The comic was saying that if you look close at the black kid, he really wants the purple stuff.

Stuff like that, funny

Trickinosis: Fluff Girl: Trickinosis: I live in Orange County, and I'm pretty sure the last time I signed up for traffic school (about 1 yr ago) i saw about 7 different advertisements for comedy traffic school and pizza traffic school. I went to the one in Newport because I knew there would be hotter girls than Huntington.

This. I thought we were already doing it.

I don't think I've ever met another Farker from Huntington. Lets be friends.

Speaking as a Costa Mesan, I would decline that penalty, Fluff Girl.

Will they explain why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

o5iiawah: Lets see, racist jokes can be really funny if they arent all about the first, easiest stereotype.

Every Mexican joke is about "beaners" or something like that
Every Asian joke is about bad drivers

I forget who I was watching, but his joke was about blacks and Grape Drink and he was talking about the old Sunny Delight commercials of the 90's where the kids are peering into the fridge looking through Milk, Soda, Purple stuff, and they all settle on the Sunny D. The comic was saying that if you look close at the black kid, he really wants the purple stuff.

Stuff like that, funny

Funny, Dave Chappelle(sp?) pretty much had that same joke, I'd bet word for word. I think the most annoying thing about Mencia is that he chose to become a comic but decided he didn't want to do any of that 'work' bullshiat and instead opted to snatch acts from other comics, sometimes almost verbatim.

I would take his class so I could boo his jokes and call him Ned.

mud_shark: Why all the butt-hurt though? I really do wonder. Did he fark you up the ass once and forget to kiss you on the cheek afterwards?

Butt-hurt? If my comments regarding Mencia resemble being butthurt then you must be a drama queen of the highest order.

0/10 troll

Comedy driving schools have been around for years.

/yes, I feel like a prick today, thank you

Hollywood Cole: mud_shark: Why all the butt-hurt though? I really do wonder. Did he fark you up the ass once and forget to kiss you on the cheek afterwards?

Butt-hurt? If my comments regarding Mencia resemble being butthurt then you must be a drama queen of the highest order.

0/10 troll

Okay, so you're not butt-hurt by Mencia's success, right?

I'm a bit unfocussed, but why are you - or others if not you, so intent on accusing the guy of plagiarism?

Fluff Girl: Trickinosis: Fluff Girl: Trickinosis: I live in Orange County, and I'm pretty sure the last time I signed up for traffic school (about 1 yr ago) i saw about 7 different advertisements for comedy traffic school and pizza traffic school. I went to the one in Newport because I knew there would be hotter girls than Huntington.

This. I thought we were already doing it.

I don't think I've ever met another Farker from Huntington. Lets be friends.

You love your plastic-tittied Newport girls. You couldn't stoop to the Hurricane's crowd. :)

Meh. Hurricane's is part of what ruined downtown Huntington Beach. Totally tore the soul outta Downtown.

/born and raised a block off of downtown.

Sooooo you're saying you *won't* have a comic for a teacher...?

mud_shark: I'm a bit unfocussed, but why are you - or others if not you, so intent on accusing the guy of plagiarism?

Because he farking steals jokes.

Why are YOU the only one who doesn't see this? EVERYONE else in america can see this but you don't.

TimGuy: I can think of someone worse. Bob Saget... hours with that guy in traffic school would be pure torture win.

yeah it would.

Hollywood Cole: mud_shark: I'm a bit unfocussed, but why are you - or others if not you, so intent on accusing the guy of plagiarism?

Because he farking steals jokes.

Why are YOU the only one who doesn't see this? EVERYONE else in america can see this but you don't.

THIS

Hollywood Cole: mud_shark: I'm a bit unfocussed, but why are you - or others if not you, so intent on accusing the guy of plagiarism?

Because he farking steals jokes.

Why are YOU the only one who doesn't see this? EVERYONE else in america can see this but you don't.

Then give us one farking example!

Why is that so hard?

Why can't you or the other countless people who have accused him of stealing others jokes provide even a single example?

mud_shark is quite possibly a troll

/fyi

bungle_jr: mud_shark is quite possibly a troll

/fyi

No, I'm serious - why can't you provide a single example of his stealing other people's jokes?

mud_shark: Hollywood Cole: mud_shark: I'm a bit unfocussed, but why are you - or others if not you, so intent on accusing the guy of plagiarism?

Because he farking steals jokes.

Why are YOU the only one who doesn't see this? EVERYONE else in america can see this but you don't.

Then give us one farking example!

Why is that so hard?

Why can't you or the other countless people who have accused him of stealing others jokes provide even a single example?

bungle_jr: mud_shark is quite possibly a troll

/fyi

Yeah I am farking done with him. People have posted the Kinnison link, the cosby link and even the Rogen link. He is either incredibly inept or had trolled me. Either way....fark him.

mud_shark: Hollywood Cole: mud_shark: Why all the butt-hurt though? I really do wonder. Did he fark you up the ass once and forget to kiss you on the cheek afterwards?

Butt-hurt? If my comments regarding Mencia resemble being butthurt then you must be a drama queen of the highest order.

0/10 troll

Okay, so you're not butt-hurt by Mencia's success, right?

I'm a bit unfocussed, but why are you - or others if not you, so intent on accusing the guy of plagiarism?

Because we've already heard those jokes before, you know, when they were funny.

I attended comedy traffic school many years ago. The comic wasn't terrible, but he had to fill 8 hours. No comic has enough material about driving safety to make it entertaining for that long.

If you ever have to do traffic school, do an online course. Takes about 45 minutes instead of 8 hours.

mud_shark: bungle_jr: mud_shark is quite possibly a troll

/fyi

No, I'm serious - why can't you provide a single example of his stealing other people's jokes?

Youtube. Search "Carlos Mencia steals jokes". Come back and tell us he didn't steal the jokes.

Hollywood Cole: Yeah I am farking done with him. People have posted the Kinnison link, the cosby link and even the Rogen link. He is either incredibly inept or had trolled me. Either way....fark him.

I saw all of those links - I'm unconvinced - I must be a troll. Have a nice day...maybe I should take a beer to the pool now so I can troll the HOA board member who keeps asking me where I live. I told him that was none of his business and I didn't appreciate him asking.

Perhaps you just want to help me out when my mail isn't delivered to the proper address too. Right? If you believe that, then open wide. I promise not to come in your moyth.

tedbundee: mud_shark: bungle_jr: mud_shark is quite possibly a troll

/fyi

No, I'm serious - why can't you provide a single example of his stealing other people's jokes?

Youtube. Search "Carlos Mencia steals jokes". Come back and tell us he didn't steal the jokes.

You're wasting your time. He's the equivalent of a "truther".

Two King of the Hill refs. No Metalocalypse. I'll fix that.

Link

/Gore warning.
/Loads immediately on entering the page, but takes a few seconds.

Isn't there a law against cruel and unusual punishment?

lets just have him start a conga dance line in California with all his so called "kin" and have him pied piper em' back accross the border. Kill two birds with one stone,,,,ta daaaaaa

/opening another beer

Half the traffic schools around here advertise themselves as "Comedy Traffic Schools". When you get there, they don't even pretend to be funny. Mencia should fit right in.

Mencia = hack

Beertender: I attended comedy traffic school many years ago. The comic wasn't terrible, but he had to fill 8 hours. No comic has enough material about driving safety to make it entertaining for that long.

If you ever have to do traffic school, do an online course. Takes about 45 minutes instead of 8 hours.

i don't know how it is where you live, but here in texas the online is timed, you must have so many hours of the lesson playing and it won't let you go to the next section without sufficient break time (ie, log off for so long).

of course, the quizzes are very easy, you don't have to pay attention most of the time, and i took my time over about a week, so break time was not a problem. only 1 time did they ask about something that was in a video and i had to go back and actually watch it

mud_shark

Here (new window)

It's over 4 minutes, so your ADD might kick in, but try to stick with it.

If you still claim that you're unconvinced after watching that, then you're most definitely a troll, cognitively dissonant, or both.

So help me god, don't make me Farky you with something mean...

Unfunny as...I can't think what. I just know he sucks way too hard, I heard he doesn't even speak Spanish.

mud_shark: Hollywood Cole: Yeah I am farking done with him. People have posted the Kinnison link, the cosby link and even the Rogen link. He is either incredibly inept or had trolled me. Either way....fark him.

I saw all of those links - I'm unconvinced - I must be a troll. Have a nice day...maybe I should take a beer to the pool now so I can troll the HOA board member who keeps asking me where I live. I told him that was none of his business and I didn't appreciate him asking.

Perhaps you just want to help me out when my mail isn't delivered to the proper address too. Right? If you believe that, then open wide. I promise not to come in your moyth.

Spazholio: So help me god, don't make me Farky you with something mean...

I have him farkied as Carlos Mencia's Fluffer.

there are two guidelines to follow to be a successful troll

1. make an omnipotent, oblivious remark contrary to subby's opinion

2. answer every single response the said remark and try to back it up with blind eye statements.

mud_shark wins the thread.

/see this all the time in conservative/fundamentalism threads

jenny next

thank you! now go... go forth and die

Hollywood Cole: I have him farkied as Carlos Mencia's Fluffer.

seconded

I went to a Pizza 4U Great comedians class and it wasn't too bad. I was an hour late, still got credit, we got pizza, and the teacher was this old guy retired marine and lawyer who had all kinds of interesting stories and expert advice; what a fun day!

i saw carlos or ned or whatever perform a USO show in Kuwait while i was deployed there. while it was awesome of him to say F-off to the brass and do a second show so we could all see him, he didn't really have any material he hadnt already put on air, and he even did some jokes about gays in the military, which got about zero laughs do to the fact that they were all jokes about how there were probably some hiding in the audience. he wasnt very good at all. his little midget buddy brad williams, however, was hilarious. he opened for him. midget jokes are funny when told as a first person account, as it turns out.