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"SCREW Auger Falls!," the man was heard to exclaim.

He auger watch where he's going.

That is the stupidest name for a waterfall I have ever heard.

...adds screw auger falls to the bucket list

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"Give me bread!," cried the actor on the stage as the curtain came down with a roll.

Someone say Auger?

Dave Rogers of Mexico.

please stop saving these douchebag morons

also, where's his farking dog?

In Canada it's pronounced, "O-zhay"

davynelson: also, where's his farking dog?

Holding out to fall into Fluffy Pillow Falls gorge.

Goldeneye007: Someone say Auger?

came for this.

Police have a suspect:

"The guy was begging for painkillers."

Has Michael Jackson been reincarnated already?

Ouch, shattered ribcage sucks

I bet the prick also leans over and touches paintings in museums.

"The railings are nice, but nobody stays behind it," Fleet said.

Darwin shakes his tiny fists in rage...

davynelson: please stop saving these douchebag morons

also, where's his farking dog?

Seriously.

FTFA: The man, who is in his late 40s to early 50s, was carried on a rescue stretcher across the river and up a steep bank through woods to the highway...

With the medics cursing him every step of the way.

I hope he lost his grip on the dog's leash tho. Wondering about that myself.

Why are 'journalists' incapable of writing even a simple article anymore? If you mention something like that in your story please be thorough and follow it up, eh?

FTA: "The railings are nice, but nobody stays behind it,"

I'd bet people will now.

vodka: That is the stupidest name for a waterfall I have ever heard.

I'm going to a place called Balls Falls next weekend.

No, seriously.

I live in Rumford, across the river from 'Mexico.' About 20 minutes from
I guarantee this floater was some out of state flatlander, probably some Masshole. Not only will he have to pay for the 'Life Flight,' he's gonna get charged for the rescue itself. I wish they'd just take VACATIONLAND off of our license plates. By the way, located on the same river a few yards away, is Mother Walker Falls.
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musashi1600: FTA: "The railings are nice, but nobody stays behind it,"

I'd bet people will now.

Especially if they apply 50,000 volts to the rails...

musashi1600: FTA: "The railings are nice, but nobody stays behind it,"

I'd bet people will now.

Especially if they apply 50,000 volts to the rails...yggdriedi: vodka: That is the stupidest name for a waterfall I have ever heard.

I'm going to a place called Balls Falls next weekend.

No, seriously.

You've never been to Devil's Slide, have you?

/GIS for Hells Canyon (pops)

Ayuh, prolly a farkin' flatlandah - though they might be an import which is usually worse. At least the tourists go home eventually.

So he augered in?

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+1 Goldeneye

Roger Mexico fell into a gorge?

This is terrible news!

DOH!

earlydurban: I live in Rumford, across the river from 'Mexico.' About 20 minutes from
I guarantee this floater was some out of state flatlander, probably some Masshole. Not only will he have to pay for the 'Life Flight,' he's gonna get charged for the rescue itself. I wish they'd just take VACATIONLAND off of our license plates. By the way, located on the same river a few yards away, is Mother Walker Falls.
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I grew up in Mexico - lived there almost 20 years. I kind of miss the town, but since it still smells, and now has a wal-mart.. I miss it less.

musashi1600: FTA: "The railings are nice, but nobody stays behind it,"

I'd bet people will now.

Bet they won't. I swear that the summah complaints leave their brains at Portsmouth.

/damn idjits

Aw c'mon guy...

kb7rky: musashi1600: FTA: "The railings are nice, but nobody stays behind it,"

I'd bet people will now.

Especially if they apply 50,000 volts to the rails...yggdriedi: vodka: That is the stupidest name for a waterfall I have ever heard.

I'm going to a place called Balls Falls next weekend.

No, seriously.

You've never been to Devil's Slide, have you?

/GIS for Hells Canyon (pops)

Well, how in the Fark did that happen?

hahaha, thanks subber.

Tsar_Bomba1: Aw c'mon guy...

Dude, I hate you soooo much right now.
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earlydurban: I live in Rumford, across the river from 'Mexico.' About 20 minutes from
I guarantee this floater was some out of state flatlander, probably some Masshole. Not only will he have to pay for the 'Life Flight,' he's gonna get charged for the rescue itself. I wish they'd just take VACATIONLAND off of our license plates. By the way, located on the same river a few yards away, is Mother Walker Falls.
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'Welcome to Maine....Now Go Home'

License plate should be changed to TAXATIONLAND.

Smalls Falls on Rte 4 outside of Rangeley is pretty awesome too. Seeing the retards jumping off the 30 ft cliff into the water below is always entertaining.

Dick Schittlippz: earlydurban: I live in Rumford, across the river from 'Mexico.' About 20 minutes from
I guarantee this floater was some out of state flatlander, probably some Masshole. Not only will he have to pay for the 'Life Flight,' he's gonna get charged for the rescue itself. I wish they'd just take VACATIONLAND off of our license plates. By the way, located on the same river a few yards away, is Mother Walker Falls.
Best bumpah stickah evah.......
'Welcome to Maine....Now Go Home'

License plate should be changed to TAXATIONLAND.

Smalls Falls on Rte 4 outside of Rangeley is pretty awesome too. Seeing the retards jumping off the 30 ft cliff into the water below is always entertaining.

You mean Biggie Smalls Falls? Uh uh Biggie.. we miss you... uh.. so cold.

Grafton Notch State Park is one of my favorite places to visit in Maine. I would recommend it as a day trip inland to anyone who's visiting the coast of southern Maine. It has amazing rock formations and beautiful trails. The railings there are big and sturdy and everywhere they need to be, but easy to get over, if you're stupid enough to do it. They must be like a siren song to asshats. Anyway, I hope the asshat in the story had the courtesy to tie his dog's leash to the railing before he went "exploring" and fell. If he didn't, you know the dog was all, "Stop farkin'around!Let go of my leash! Let go right now, moron! I've got a wife and 12 pups! I don't wanna die! Oh, and let me hold your keys."

urethra_franklin: Tsar_Bomba1: Aw c'mon guy...

Dude, I hate you soooo much right now.
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I'm not sure if I feel better or worse that I wasn't the only one to think of that when I saw 'Aw c'mon guy...'

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