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(Sun Journal (Maine)) Scary Man falls 30 feet into Screw Auger Falls gorge, experiences firsthand how it got its name   (sunjournal.com) divider line 39
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Brainwash 2009-07-11 02:32:33 PM  
+1

 
Royale With Cheese 2009-07-11 02:32:48 PM  
"SCREW Auger Falls!," the man was heard to exclaim.

 
tripperday 2009-07-11 02:33:50 PM  
He auger watch where he's going.

 
vodka 2009-07-11 02:34:29 PM  
That is the stupidest name for a waterfall I have ever heard.

 
Rat [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 02:35:27 PM  
...adds screw auger falls to the bucket list

©

 
Royale With Cheese 2009-07-11 02:35:57 PM  
"Give me bread!," cried the actor on the stage as the curtain came down with a roll.

 
Goldeneye007 2009-07-11 02:36:33 PM  
Someone say Auger? www.bestofasseenontv.com

 
Fooshards 2009-07-11 02:39:14 PM  
Dave Rogers of Mexico.

 
davynelson 2009-07-11 02:40:08 PM  
please stop saving these douchebag morons

also, where's his farking dog?

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 02:42:41 PM  
In Canada it's pronounced, "O-zhay"

 
Speedofdarkness [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 02:45:19 PM  
davynelson: also, where's his farking dog?

Holding out to fall into Fluffy Pillow Falls gorge.

 
dweezil101 2009-07-11 02:45:57 PM  
Goldeneye007: Someone say Auger?

came for this.

 
chakalakasp [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 02:47:13 PM  
scrapetv.com

"The railings are nice, but nobody stays behind it"

 
Barry D'Allyve 2009-07-11 03:03:50 PM  
Police have a suspect:
lh4.ggpht.com

 
RocketRay 2009-07-11 03:15:29 PM  
"The guy was begging for painkillers."

Has Michael Jackson been reincarnated already?

 
Bored Horde 2009-07-11 03:40:18 PM  
Ouch, shattered ribcage sucks

 
August11 [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 03:41:21 PM  
I bet the prick also leans over and touches paintings in museums.

 
FeatheredSun 2009-07-11 03:55:33 PM  
"The railings are nice, but nobody stays behind it," Fleet said.

Darwin shakes his tiny fists in rage...

 
Cold_Sassy 2009-07-11 04:02:42 PM  
davynelson: please stop saving these douchebag morons

also, where's his farking dog?


Seriously.

FTFA: The man, who is in his late 40s to early 50s, was carried on a rescue stretcher across the river and up a steep bank through woods to the highway...

With the medics cursing him every step of the way.

I hope he lost his grip on the dog's leash tho. Wondering about that myself.

Why are 'journalists' incapable of writing even a simple article anymore? If you mention something like that in your story please be thorough and follow it up, eh?

 
musashi1600 2009-07-11 04:07:17 PM  
FTA: "The railings are nice, but nobody stays behind it,"

I'd bet people will now.

 
yggdriedi 2009-07-11 04:15:30 PM  
vodka: That is the stupidest name for a waterfall I have ever heard.

I'm going to a place called Balls Falls next weekend.

No, seriously.

 
earlydurban 2009-07-11 04:22:51 PM  
I live in Rumford, across the river from 'Mexico.' About 20 minutes from
I guarantee this floater was some out of state flatlander, probably some Masshole. Not only will he have to pay for the 'Life Flight,' he's gonna get charged for the rescue itself. I wish they'd just take VACATIONLAND off of our license plates. By the way, located on the same river a few yards away, is Mother Walker Falls.
Best bumpah stickah evah.......
'Welcome to Maine....Now Go Home'

 
kb7rky 2009-07-11 04:22:53 PM  
musashi1600: FTA: "The railings are nice, but nobody stays behind it,"

I'd bet people will now.


Especially if they apply 50,000 volts to the rails...

 
kb7rky 2009-07-11 04:43:13 PM  
musashi1600: FTA: "The railings are nice, but nobody stays behind it,"

I'd bet people will now.


Especially if they apply 50,000 volts to the rails...yggdriedi: vodka: That is the stupidest name for a waterfall I have ever heard.

I'm going to a place called Balls Falls next weekend.

No, seriously.


You've never been to Devil's Slide, have you?

/GIS for Hells Canyon (pops)

 
UnspokenVoice [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 04:59:13 PM  
Ayuh, prolly a farkin' flatlandah - though they might be an import which is usually worse. At least the tourists go home eventually.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-07-11 05:12:25 PM  
So he augered in?

 
RaynDrahps 2009-07-11 05:24:53 PM  
+1 Subby
+1 Goldeneye

 
scalpod 2009-07-11 06:16:42 PM  
Roger Mexico fell into a gorge?

This is terrible news!

 
SkySnake 2009-07-11 06:25:14 PM  
img193.imageshack.us

DOH!

 
Whats Moxie 2009-07-11 07:54:43 PM  
earlydurban: I live in Rumford, across the river from 'Mexico.' About 20 minutes from
I guarantee this floater was some out of state flatlander, probably some Masshole. Not only will he have to pay for the 'Life Flight,' he's gonna get charged for the rescue itself. I wish they'd just take VACATIONLAND off of our license plates. By the way, located on the same river a few yards away, is Mother Walker Falls.
Best bumpah stickah evah.......
'Welcome to Maine....Now Go Home'


I grew up in Mexico - lived there almost 20 years. I kind of miss the town, but since it still smells, and now has a wal-mart.. I miss it less.

 
swamp_of_dumb 2009-07-11 09:30:34 PM  
musashi1600: FTA: "The railings are nice, but nobody stays behind it,"

I'd bet people will now.


Bet they won't. I swear that the summah complaints leave their brains at Portsmouth.

/damn idjits

 
Tsar_Bomba1 2009-07-11 09:38:26 PM  
i28.tinypic.com


Aw c'mon guy...

 
kb7rky 2009-07-11 09:46:59 PM  
kb7rky: musashi1600: FTA: "The railings are nice, but nobody stays behind it,"

I'd bet people will now.

Especially if they apply 50,000 volts to the rails...yggdriedi: vodka: That is the stupidest name for a waterfall I have ever heard.

I'm going to a place called Balls Falls next weekend.

No, seriously.

You've never been to Devil's Slide, have you?

/GIS for Hells Canyon (pops)


Well, how in the Fark did that happen?

 
katod [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 12:44:11 AM  
hahaha, thanks subber.

 
urethra_franklin 2009-07-12 12:55:29 AM  
Tsar_Bomba1: Aw c'mon guy...

Dude, I hate you soooo much right now.
Link (new window)

/When I step in the place, throw your hands in the sky

 
Dick Schittlippz 2009-07-12 12:57:41 AM  
earlydurban: I live in Rumford, across the river from 'Mexico.' About 20 minutes from
I guarantee this floater was some out of state flatlander, probably some Masshole. Not only will he have to pay for the 'Life Flight,' he's gonna get charged for the rescue itself. I wish they'd just take VACATIONLAND off of our license plates. By the way, located on the same river a few yards away, is Mother Walker Falls.
Best bumpah stickah evah.......
'Welcome to Maine....Now Go Home'


License plate should be changed to TAXATIONLAND.

Smalls Falls on Rte 4 outside of Rangeley is pretty awesome too. Seeing the retards jumping off the 30 ft cliff into the water below is always entertaining.

 
Abulafia 2009-07-12 04:07:41 PM  
Dick Schittlippz: earlydurban: I live in Rumford, across the river from 'Mexico.' About 20 minutes from
I guarantee this floater was some out of state flatlander, probably some Masshole. Not only will he have to pay for the 'Life Flight,' he's gonna get charged for the rescue itself. I wish they'd just take VACATIONLAND off of our license plates. By the way, located on the same river a few yards away, is Mother Walker Falls.
Best bumpah stickah evah.......
'Welcome to Maine....Now Go Home'

License plate should be changed to TAXATIONLAND.

Smalls Falls on Rte 4 outside of Rangeley is pretty awesome too. Seeing the retards jumping off the 30 ft cliff into the water below is always entertaining.


You mean Biggie Smalls Falls? Uh uh Biggie.. we miss you... uh.. so cold.

 
Biscuit Tin [TotalFark] 2009-07-12 05:44:22 PM  
Grafton Notch State Park is one of my favorite places to visit in Maine. I would recommend it as a day trip inland to anyone who's visiting the coast of southern Maine. It has amazing rock formations and beautiful trails. The railings there are big and sturdy and everywhere they need to be, but easy to get over, if you're stupid enough to do it. They must be like a siren song to asshats. Anyway, I hope the asshat in the story had the courtesy to tie his dog's leash to the railing before he went "exploring" and fell. If he didn't, you know the dog was all, "Stop farkin'around!Let go of my leash! Let go right now, moron! I've got a wife and 12 pups! I don't wanna die! Oh, and let me hold your keys."

 
RaynDrahps 2009-07-12 07:16:10 PM  
urethra_franklin: Tsar_Bomba1: Aw c'mon guy...

Dude, I hate you soooo much right now.
Link (new window)

/When I step in the place, throw your hands in the sky


I'm not sure if I feel better or worse that I wasn't the only one to think of that when I saw 'Aw c'mon guy...'

/These girls can't have me and it makes them Farking cry.

 
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