ambercricket: Anyone who is that fat should be fired. They are a danger to passengers and crew and probably cost extra fuel just to carry their 300 pound asses around. Unless they are 6'-8" and built like a linebacker, no human being should weigh 330 pounds. EVER.

I would like to get my ex-wife a subscription to your newsletter.

She's about 450 lbs and a mere 5'-6". We call her the Hippo because she looks like one from behind (new window)

lstywnch: burncheese: And this XL/1X thing is bullshiat.

Tehnically they aren't the same size. XL is a misses cut and about size 16, a 1X is a womens cut and is about an 18.

In a misses cut the hips are larger than the waist. In a women's cut the waist is equal to or larger than the hips. Hold up a pair of misses 18 trousers next to an 18W trouser. You can see what I'm talking about. IE Misses is for pear shapes, women's is for apple shapes. The W behind the size is to denote it's a women's cut garment.

/and juniors is for rectangle shapes, though I've noticed recently even juniors sizes are getting more shapely.

I realize XL and 1X are different sizes. I was just trying to point out the labeling is deceiving. And oddly enough, I recently had some luck with a brand of jeans that are considered junior. I'm 24 and definitely not a rectangle. I'm a curvy size 10. Boobs. Hips. Butt. I've got sort of the muffin top stomach, although I'm smart enough to shop around long enough for pants that minimize that look. I just wanted a bootcut that fits snug in the ass and thighs without sagging in the crotch, gaping in the back, or cutting at my stomach. Well, somehow these junior jeans are best I've found yet.

burncheese: I'm a curvy size 10. Boobs. Hips. Butt. I've got sort of the muffin top stomach, although I'm smart enough to shop around long enough for pants that minimize that look. I just wanted a bootcut that fits snug in the ass and thighs without sagging in the crotch, gaping in the back, or cutting at my stomach. Well, somehow these junior jeans are best I've found yet.

This is why I've started shopping at boutiques. I've found four brands that fit me pretty well and consistently. Right now I dig LTB jeans, Tribal, 600 West and Spanner clothing. Spanner is a Canadian manufacturer and is pretty well only sold in boutiques in the USA. Can't buy it online that I've been able to find. Also, the boutique brands are usually long enough for me. Stupid 34 inch inseam.

lstywnch: burncheese: I'm a curvy size 10. Boobs. Hips. Butt. I've got sort of the muffin top stomach, although I'm smart enough to shop around long enough for pants that minimize that look. I just wanted a bootcut that fits snug in the ass and thighs without sagging in the crotch, gaping in the back, or cutting at my stomach. Well, somehow these junior jeans are best I've found yet.

This is why I've started shopping at boutiques. I've found four brands that fit me pretty well and consistently. Right now I dig LTB jeans, Tribal, 600 West and Spanner clothing. Spanner is a Canadian manufacturer and is pretty well only sold in boutiques in the USA. Can't buy it online that I've been able to find. Also, the boutique brands are usually long enough for me. Stupid 34 inch inseam.

I'm gonna need to find some boutiques first. I'm willing to pay a fair amount of money for something that fits well. But I don't really know what options I have. =S At least I've found a good bra store.

StephieN.M.: size 18

/suck it, biatches

The phrase that instantly comes to mind is "fried egg on a nail"

hippydippy: Oh, hell yeah... I'm 6'0 and a size 16 and I haul my 201 pounds through a couple of triathlons a year. I might be fat, but I'm a fat triathlete.

Hit me with with a beer can and I'll run you down and stomp your walnut sized balls into a testicle pate.

No, no you won't. Wii Fit does not count as a triathlon.

Zombie Eater: dj_bigbird: what a hot stewardess might wear at work

I was looking for a Singapore Air stewardess pic last week as part of a report I was working on and came across that one. Having actually flown the airline, I have to say that all their stewardesses are farking hot.

Having done the Dallas-LA-Tokyo-Singapore and back thing three times. I can attest to this statement.

hippydippy: UnspokenVoice: Just yell at them out the window if you see a fatty. They might give you the finger but you know damned well they can't run long enough to actually catch you. If you're like a buddy of mine you get a rather nasty fine for hitting one with an empty beer can while ri
ing as a passenger. I'd not recommend following him though.

Oh, hell yeah... I'm 6'0 and a size 16 and I haul my 201 pounds through a couple of triathlons a year. I might be fat, but I'm a fat triathlete.

Hit me with with a beer can and I'll run you down and stomp your walnut sized balls into a testicle pate.

Dam you sound hot! Loves me some tough chicks.

otto the bull: The sooner we start publicly shaming lardasses the better off we will be as a society...

Society is waay ahead of you. Lardasses ARE publicly shamed. The strategy hasn't worked out so well. Do you have any other ideas?

Fluff Girl: Greek: it really was like making love to a bag of antlers. Painful sometimes.

**checks username**

You should have rolled her over every once in a while.

There's a user I'd come to think was long since gone.
/sorry if that seems stalky