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FTA: Sara did not understand that when Cassandra's looks fade in her 50s, there's no way I'm putting up with this crap.

HA!
Surprisingly, that was an excellent article.

If that were merely the extent of it. . .

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Well, that was an interesting read. It was other things too, but interesting was one of them.

Err.... her own placenta?

Yeah, I thought I had reached the limit of grossness out there, but this ranks in the top 5. Thanks Time.

/obligatory

ah ha ha
from wiki
The word placenta comes from the Latin for cake,

So many great quotes in what I expected to be a lame article;

"When I asked Sara if her parents were embarrassed by what she does, she told me that her father sells bull semen."

"If I ever kill a man in my own home, I am totally calling the placenta lady."

"Sara said Cassandra had a particularly robust placenta..."

FTFA: "It's what your liver would look like if it got into an accident on the autobahn with one of those aliens from Mars Attacks! and their bloody carcasses threw jellyfish at each other. "

Illiteration abounds.
/There's always room for J-E-L-L-O

If this becomes popular with today's young women, I'm blaming that last Twilight book (so ashamed to know this).

I'll eat almost anything. Except for Liver, or other organ meats like "sweet breads" or gizzards. Oh and add placenta to that list.

But I loves me some Liverwurst. Especially Liverwurst fried in bacon grease.

Damn, now I'm hungry

FTA "For those of you who have never seen one, the placenta is to the baby what Stephen Baldwin is to Alec Baldwin."

Our midwife insisted on showing it to my wife. She said we needed to bury it at the base of a tree. My wife told me to dump it in the medical waste bin. I did.

Anyone up for placenta calzones?


/OM NOM NOM

WTF?

/yeah, honey, let's run around naked like animals, eat raw meat, eat our own poop, eat placentas, and do barbaric crap because animals do it too. In fact, f*** the house & the mortgage... let's just live in the trees like our monkey uncles.

Karmacidal: FTA: Sara did not understand that when Cassandra's looks fade in her 50s, there's no way I'm putting up with this crap.

HA!
Surprisingly, that was an excellent article.

Beat me to it. Best in the whole article.

In which was part of my son's umbilical cord, fashioned into a heart.

Oh, this kid is going to grow up normal.

I saw the placenta from both of my children. It's like my wife squirted out a veiny liver from her hoo-hah. Things like that should not come out of a bodily orifice.

Me, I was born at home in rural Spain. Supposedly, my placenta was buried out in the yard so that the cats wouldn't get to it.

My brother's ex-wife kept the placenta for eating. They kept it in the freezer too long however, because no one in their right mind really wants to eat placenta.

So they buried it in the backyard and planted a tree on that spot after it started to get awkward. i.e. "So, brother, I see there's a placenta in your freezer."

Tom cruise eats em all the time....

Wouldn't eating the placenta technically count as cannibalism? 'Cuz if she gets to do that, the guy should totally get a free pass for necrophilia. Just sayin'.

Hell, naw. I would eat my ho's pussy anytime. Not her placenta.

Eeek!

No Gorgor yet?

I wasn't even OFFERED mine.

Do you suppose my obstetricians kept them for their own tables?

Chariset: Err.... her own placenta?

Well, if she wants to eat someone ELSE'S placenta, you should run screaming into the night and never return. Because it won't stop at placentas.

Cats do make cleaning up easy when they give birth. I was disgusted at first when my cat had five kittens and those gross placentas came out. Then I was happy she gobbled them up since it meant I didn't have to touch them.

ummmm, BBQ Placenta and cold Beer. its what's for dinner.

Tom Cruise's Placenta Eating Tips (new window)

FTA: As she sliced the cooked organ and put it on parchment paper in a dehydrator, she told me that some people drink the placenta raw as a smoothie.

I'm not a particularly squeamish person, but I almost ralphed when I read that.


Hence the Name...: FTFA: "It's what your liver would look like if it got into an accident on the autobahn with one of those aliens from Mars Attacks! and their bloody carcasses threw jellyfish at each other. "

Illiteration abounds.
/There's always room for J-E-L-L-O

That's not illiteration. It's not alliteration, either. It's not even assonance.

/unless you are saying that the author is illiterate, maybe?

LittleSmitty: I'll eat almost anything. Except for Liver, or other organ meats like "sweet breads" or gizzards. Oh and add placenta to that list.

But I loves me some Liverwurst. Especially Liverwurst fried in bacon grease.

Damn, now I'm hungry

the Ultimate test is whether you can eat chitlins. THAT will prove whether you are Man or mouse.

i thought i was the Dude and tried chitlins once. wow, i couldn't do it.

WTF is wrong with people? Animals also eat their offspring's shiat, but I don't see people sucking on dirty diapers.

Eating a placenta is murder. Every life is precious.

God help us all when Gorgor gets wind of this thread.

A disturbingly good read.

WHY A SOW PIG IS SMARTER THAN A WOMAN:

Back in the horse-and-buggy days, there was an old pig farmer whose wife was very pregnant. "How much y'all charge me to deliver that baby?" he asked the country doctor.

"Twenty-five Dollars," the Doctor replied.

"Damn, that's a lot of money," the pig farmer said. "Tell you what, I've caught many a litter of piglets in my life, and I've noticed, a woman is downright similar. I'll just do the job myself, and save the money."

Two weeks later they met again. "How did it go?" the Doctor asked.

"Not too bad," the pig farmer replied. "Got a nice healthy eight-pound baby boy---but you should have told me, a woman is nowhere near as smart as a sow pig?"

"What do you mean by that?"

"I had to sit on top of her and fight with her for three hours to get her to eat the afterbirth, but a sow pig knows enough to eat it without being told!"

Placenta;Is that the Italian cornbread or the phony sugar pill?

Cytokine Storm: No Gorgor yet?

EmmaLou: WTF is wrong with people? Animals also eat their offspring's shiat, but I don't see people sucking on dirty diapers.

If anybody can find it....

Gyrfalcon: Chariset: Err.... her own placenta?

Well, if she wants to eat someone ELSE'S placenta, you should run screaming into the night and never return. Because it won't stop at placentas.

Newsletter, please.

EmmaLou: WTF is wrong with people? Animals also eat their offspring's shiat, but I don't see people sucking on dirty diapers.

Chewable Pampers

placenta eating should be in the prenup.

bukketmaster: Cytokine Storm: No Gorgor yet?

EmmaLou: WTF is wrong with people? Animals also eat their offspring's shiat, but I don't see people sucking on dirty diapers.

If anybody can find it....

unless you're a noob (not you personally, just in general) if you haven't been able to see stuff on the internet that you'd never think you'd ever see and/or can't unless, then you're doing it wrong.

EmmaLou: WTF is wrong with people? Animals also eat their offspring's shiat, but I don't see people sucking on dirty diapers.

What's with all these fallacious responses to a fallacious argument? Both sound ridiculous.

Other animals do a lot of things that humans do, and do a lot of things that humans don't do now.

What politician wrote the law that said that placentas had to be cooked in the owner's kitchen? And then what group of them voted to approve it?

bukketmaster: Cytokine Storm: No Gorgor yet?

EmmaLou: WTF is wrong with people? Animals also eat their offspring's shiat, but I don't see people sucking on dirty diapers.

If anybody can find it....

Yeah, let's not summon Gorgor here. Rule 34 really ought to take a day off on this one.

That was a genuinely entertaining article. Bravo on the excellent writing!

/assuming the author reads Fark threads
//dosen't everyone?

Rule 34.