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(Some Nobel Laureate) Weird When you think of things that could potentially save your ass in court, "lizard tattoo on the penis" probably ranks dead last   (newslite.tv) divider line 53
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BatardAmericain 2009-07-11 11:46:29 PM  
I got a tattoo of a $100 bill on my dick because I heard women like to blow money.

 
myzdoxae 2009-07-12 12:15:12 AM  
Now everyone will have a tattoo of a lizard on their penis. So that tactic won't work anymore...

 
cmn85 2009-07-12 01:12:14 AM  
HighOnCraic: Megain: Before being reminded he was under oath Barry had wanted to claim the tattoo was seven inches long.
ahahahahaha

"Wendy? Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day!'"

/Probably not obscure.

Shorty? No, "Property of Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee"

 
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