I loves me some 747...

Probably the deodorant wearing off after all the damn record heat we have been having.

In other news, there is a BA PHX-LHR flight?

who hasn't smoked weed on a plane?

Unlike airbus, people don't die on Boeing AC. Engineered murderous Airbus aircraft in this very situation would have lead to the deaths of many.

subby:

Emergency evacuation of 747, pants before or after noxious odor spilled into cabin

Ok, who farted?

Did they put their oxygen masks on?

Did Britney take her shoes off again?

haemaker: In other news, there is a BA PHX-LHR flight?

Who else? :-) They've been doing that route for a number of years.

/grew up flying on 747's BDA-LHR
//nothing else quite like it, though I've yet to try an A380

EL_FABREZ: Did they put their oxygen masks on?

I, for one, am outraged. Someone needs to introduce legislation banning the lighting of farts on airplanes.

I guess the pilots had the fish?

Mods, please help.

Taglines are hurting my brains tonight.

skinink: I guess the pilots had the fish?

That's right, I had the baked beans and jalapenos with extra hot sauce.

zeio: Unlike airbus, people don't die on Boeing AC. Engineered murderous Airbus aircraft in this very situation would have lead to the deaths of many.

There you are, now do the "Nice. Good Planes" one

haemaker: In other news, there is a BA PHX-LHR flight?

There is going to be a LAS-LHR flight too this year...

I fried a radar once over Arizona, that smelled pretty bad.

Nescio quid dicas: I fried a radar once over Arizona, that smelled pretty bad.

You released the Mysterious Blue Smoke(tm), didn't you?

Tarkus: who hasn't smoked weed on a plane?

Me.

kb7rky: You released the Mysterious Blue Smoke(tm), didn't you?

Nope, just smelled like burning electricity

/no idea wtf you're talking about

Nescio quid dicas: kb7rky: You released the Mysterious Blue Smoke(tm), didn't you?

Nope, just smelled like burning electricity

/no idea wtf you're talking about

It's what makes it work! Once it gets out, it stops working.

That is some scary shiit. If that happened while they were in route they would have been all dead.

What does this mean?
Emergency evacuation of 747, pants before or after noxious odor spilled into cabin

haemaker: In other news, there is a BA PHX-LHR flight?

This. There's several major (read bigger than Phoenix) international airports east of Phoenix that have discontinued nonstop service to Europe.

Glendale: Nescio quid dicas: kb7rky: You released the Mysterious Blue Smoke(tm), didn't you?

Nope, just smelled like burning electricity

/no idea wtf you're talking about

It's what makes it work! Once it gets out, it stops working.

Must've missed something

Leave my pants outta this, I'll wash them tomorrow.

PickinWhiskers: What does this mean?
Emergency evacuation of 747, pants before or after noxious odor spilled into cabin

It makes more sense if you remove two of the words.

Oddly, it doesn't matter which ones. I'm partial to:

Emergency of 747, pants before or after noxious odor spilled cabin.

Nescio quid dicas: I fried a radar once over Arizona

Over Arizona?

the_be_sharps: haemaker: In other news, there is a BA PHX-LHR flight?

This. There's several major (read bigger than Phoenix) international airports east of Phoenix that have discontinued nonstop service to Europe.

Its been a couple years now, but this is definately not new.
I took it in 2000, and again in 2002. Always very full, although with the economy as it is now, perhaps no longer.

Nescio quid dicas: Glendale: Nescio quid dicas: kb7rky: You released the Mysterious Blue Smoke(tm), didn't you?

Nope, just smelled like burning electricity

/no idea wtf you're talking about

It's what makes it work! Once it gets out, it stops working.

Must've missed something

That's precisely what burning electronics smell like.

Once you smell (and see) the MBS, you never forget it.

theMagni: PickinWhiskers: What does this mean?
Emergency evacuation of 747, pants before or after noxious odor spilled into cabin

It makes more sense if you remove two of the words.

Oddly, it doesn't matter which ones. I'm partial to:

Emergency of 747, pants before or after noxious odor spilled cabin.

Ahh. OK.
Whaaa?

Glendale: Nescio quid dicas: kb7rky: You released the Mysterious Blue Smoke(tm), didn't you?

Nope, just smelled like burning electricity

/no idea wtf you're talking about

It's what makes it work! Once it gets out, it stops working.

I did that to my absolute favorite 2 meter (VHF) radio a few years ago...got the polarity crossed and promptly cooked several vital components. The big hint should have been the constantly popping fuses.

Thankfully, I had several handheld radios as backups, so I was able to continue.

Ima4nic8or: That is some scary shiit. If that happened while they were in route they would have been all dead.

No, a 747 is not made by Scarebus. They'd have been just fine -- or didn't you know?

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PickinWhiskers: Tarkus: who hasn't smoked weed on a plane?

Me.

I have.

/in an ancient Cessna

Radak: Over Arizona?

No, I'll never get over Arizona.

Big deal. It's Phoenix in July. It was just the tarmac melting, as usual.

The Headline = I feel like I am taking crazy pills.

haemaker: In other news, there is a BA PHX-LHR flight?

For the hordes of Londoners flying in to see their old bridge.

zeio: Unlike airbus, people don't die on Boeing AC. Engineered murderous Airbus aircraft in this very situation would have lead to the deaths of many.

Nice.

You missed the "you know who else European made murderous air conditioning systems" opportunity, though.

haemaker: In other news, there is a BA PHX-LHR flight?

yep, there is! and ive flown on it several times.

It's funny, Boeings have catastrophic failure while on the ground, Airbus has catastrophic failures during flight. I'd pick Boeing, though.

ArtemisGoldfish: It's funny, Boeings have catastrophic failure while on the ground, Airbus has catastrophic failures during flight. I'd pick Boeing, though.

Yes, yes, yes, we all know how murderous the nasty SCAREBUS manufacturers are....is Boeing really paying people to advertise on Fark? Between you and zeio, I'm going to have to guess that the answer is yes. Shame on you, Boeing.