Was he wearing clown shoes?

It's Monroe, it wasn't a crack pipe, it was a meth pipe.

baka-san: It's Monroe, it wasn't a crack pipe, it was a meth pipe.

to be fair to the news reporting, the arrest report calls it a crack pipe

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Baton Rouge with alla that stuff.

Megain
baka-san: It's Monroe, it wasn't a crack pipe, it was a meth pipe.

to be fair to the news reporting, the arrest report calls it a crack pipe

Would the two duck calls also found make it a quack pipe?

Laugh all you want but ducks tremble when they hear this man's shotgun shoe calling.

Richard Saunders: Would the two duck calls also found make it a quack pipe?

That's FOWL.

notmtwain: Laugh all you want but ducks tremble when they hear this man's shotgun shoe calling.



Not Quack Bauer!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
Richard Saunders: Would the two duck calls also found make it a quack pipe?

That's FOWL.
As soon as I clicked "Add Comment," it hit me...

Officers found a crack pipe in his shoe and two duck calls quack pipes in his pocket.

This is t-shirt worthy

A quackhead with a shotgun? EVERYBODY DUCK!

Subby: "Officers found the suspect and discovered a crack pipe in his right shoe, shotgun shells and the two missing duck calls."

The crack pipe was in his shoe, shotgun shells, and in duck calls?

So, the pipe was found in multiple places?

Where was the stinkbait??

Either:

What the hell was the owner of the duck calls doing parking his truck in the 'hood? You can't hunt ducks there.

Or:

What kind of self-respecting redneck chooses crack over meth?

Thud'nBlunder: A quackhead with a shotgun? EVERYBODY DUCK!

WIN.

/ Soon, all the kids will be smoking through their toes.

What a duck call might look like.