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(CBS Baltimore) Asinine Not news: Police spokesman sends out mugshot to a TV station. News: It was the wrong photo. Fark: It was a naked woman. Stay classy, Baltimore   (wjz.com) divider line 33
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Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 02:04:37 AM  
Baltimore? Must have been a picture of a crackhead.

 
Elektrohed 2009-07-11 02:58:15 AM  
eqtworld: If classy straight guys don't like looking at nude photos of women,

then there are no classy straight guys anywhere on earth.



If accidentally sending photos of nude women to TV stations is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

 
Notabunny 2009-07-11 03:00:56 AM  
fta Baltimore Police say a spokesman for the department has been suspended while an investigation into "administrative concerns" is conducted.

img.photobucket.com

What "getting your head bit off" may look like

 
Jeffro619 2009-07-11 03:01:44 AM  
Guglielmi said the department is committed to "holding ourselves accountable," but would not comment further because it's a personnel matter.

What part of this is personal? I don't understand that reasoning.

 
Rezurok 2009-07-11 03:01:44 AM  
Useless without pics.

 
Niali 2009-07-11 03:02:54 AM  
Did I miss the part of the article that said "mug shot" and "wrong photo," or are we writing what we wanted to read again?

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 03:07:40 AM  
images.mirror.co.uk

 
myzdoxae 2009-07-11 03:10:25 AM  
imageduck.com

 
Hoax_Device 2009-07-11 03:15:53 AM  
I'm sure McNulty is behind this.

 
EdgeRunner 2009-07-11 03:20:50 AM  
Bucky Katt: Baltimore? Must have been a picture of a crackhead.

To me it look like a leprechaun to me.

 
ElwoodCuse 2009-07-11 03:22:46 AM  
Hoax_Device: I'm sure McNulty is behind this.

Or Bolander.

 
Richard Saunders 2009-07-11 03:33:42 AM  
Someone's gonna get probed.

 
MrSteve007 2009-07-11 03:48:51 AM  
I've never had a reason to visit Baltimore, and from the looks of the waterfront via google maps, I have even less reason to visit.

Dilapidated docks (new window)

Shipwreck town (new window)

/seriously, a shiat load of shipwrecks along the coastline, and much of it looks very polluted and post-apocalyptic
//wants to see a post-apocalyptic movie filmed in Baltimore
///would look realistic

 
Nuk Chorris 2009-07-11 04:04:01 AM  
MrSteve007: I've never had a reason to visit Baltimore, and from the looks of the waterfront via google maps, I have even less reason to visit.

Dilapidated docks (new window)

Shipwreck town (new window)

/seriously, a shiat load of shipwrecks along the coastline, and much of it looks very polluted and post-apocalyptic
//wants to see a post-apocalyptic movie filmed in Baltimore
///would look realistic


You're looking at the wrong part of the harbor, the Inner Harbor is actually very nice, and there are other nice sections as well, but if you visit there it is a good idea to pack a gun. Crime is out of control.

 
Pugdaddyk 2009-07-11 04:41:54 AM  
I just love it when there's an article about nudity and the words "probed" "holding ourselves" and "personal matter" are used. As was mentioned earlier......Useless without photos!

 
horsecore 2009-07-11 04:43:51 AM  
voiceupnow.com

honest mistake boss. really.

 
JustTheTip 2009-07-11 05:52:22 AM  
A *gasp* naked woman's image was viewed via the internet? Is such a thing even possible? I thought the internet was for registering for the church picnic, or printing out information on dinosaurs for your kid's project, and such...

 
Spankubb 2009-07-11 07:26:40 AM  
Jeffro619: Guglielmi said the department is committed to "holding ourselves accountable," but would not comment further because it's a personnel matter.

What part of this is personal? I don't understand that reasoning.


Reading is Fun-damental!

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 07:28:14 AM  
horsecore: voiceupnow.com

honest mistake boss. really.



img71.imageshack.us

Well done!

 
Bagelox-99 2009-07-11 07:45:46 AM  
eqtworld: If classy straight guys don't like looking at nude photos of women,

then there are no classy straight guys anywhere on earth.


Classy straight guys have to like looking at photos of nude women, because here in the Age of the Douchebag, that's as close as they're going to get to one.

 
volodya 2009-07-11 08:31:46 AM  
It is not that bad.

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2009-07-11 08:36:03 AM  
Barefoot in Baltimore
Heel and toe with you

 
piperTom 2009-07-11 08:53:51 AM  
Read TFA -- it plainly says it was "a nude photo" of a woman. So just wrap the pic in some panties, hang a bra over it, and you're good. No word on what the woman in the pic may have been wearing.

/NOT a grammar cop
// it's the content!

 
H. W. Plainview 2009-07-11 09:57:12 AM  
EdgeRunner: Bucky Katt: Baltimore? Must have been a picture of a crackhead.

To me it look like a leprechaun to me.



WIN

 
Attila the Bun 2009-07-11 11:30:32 AM  
MrSteve007: I've never had a reason to visit Baltimore, and from the looks of the waterfront via google maps, I have even less reason to visit.

You'd have a hard time finding any major US city that doesn't have a blighted area...

/not saying Baltimore is perfect
//far from it

 
akimity 2009-07-11 11:50:09 AM  
Who's the prick that got the obviously mistakenly sent picture and then reported it? Drama first I guess.

 
MrSteve007 2009-07-11 11:51:17 AM  
Attila the Bun: MrSteve007: I've never had a reason to visit Baltimore, and from the looks of the waterfront via google maps, I have even less reason to visit.

You'd have a hard time finding any major US city that doesn't have a blighted area...

/not saying Baltimore is perfect
//far from it


Show me another US harbor city with dozens of very large rusting hulks of ships and barges floating/sunk along the coastline? If anything happened like that anywhere along the West Coast, enviros would throw a shiat fit. Although it'd make for awesome scuba diving if it were in deeper water and not in shipping lanes.

This image of the inner harbor of Baltimore, after a heavy rain, is very telling.

www.trashskimmer.com

"Public Works typically clears about 6 tons of trash from the Inner Harbor every two weeks, according to officials."

Link (new window)

Gross.

 
SubBass49 2009-07-11 12:06:51 PM  
MrSteve007: "Public Works typically clears about 6 tons of trash from the Inner Harbor every two weeks, according to officials."

Link (new window)

Gross.


Wow...that pic is farking disgusting looking...

/and to think I was looking at teaching jobs in Baltimore

 
Ebenator 2009-07-11 01:32:25 PM  
You haters can suck it.
img.photobucket.com

 
aresef 2009-07-11 03:00:54 PM  
MrSteve007: I've never had a reason to visit Baltimore, and from the looks of the waterfront via google maps, I have even less reason to visit.

Dilapidated docks (new window)

Shipwreck town (new window)

/seriously, a shiat load of shipwrecks along the coastline, and much of it looks very polluted and post-apocalyptic
//wants to see a post-apocalyptic movie filmed in Baltimore
///would look realistic


Is 12 Monkeys not enough?

Seriously though, visit Baltimore sometime. It's a beautiful town. A lot of the problems are overblown, though granted, some parts of town... let's just say The Wire becomes a documentary.

 
myzdoxae 2009-07-11 05:18:01 PM  
It could be worse.

"5th Graders Accidentally Get Teacher's Sex Video"
"It's felony stupid, but it's not a crime," said defense expert Ken Rosenfeld.

It's like proofreading, it's something that NEEDS to be done before you send anything away to someone else!

 
simpsonfan 2009-07-11 09:42:08 PM  
Article is useless...

 
texastag 2009-07-12 01:01:43 AM  
volodya: It is not that bad.

Ah, charm city. I have been to that exact spot! I sat there eating crabs I just bought at the food court in the place right behind there. It was cool until I walked around to the sub parked by the aquarium. When you looked down between the sub and the pier there was a ton of garbage and used condoms floating there. Someone later told me they're called "inner harbor whitefish". Ew.

I was in the Army at Aberdeen proving grounds back in the mid 90's. I remember the nights at Hammerjacks, the two o'clock club, the jewel box, and all the other nudie bars on Baltimore street. Awesome.

 
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