Spuds McKenzie is getting more and more erratic.

I'm glad they only got a warning. Around here they'd probably be forced into a sex offender registry.

Subby gets one "get out of hell free" card for not concluding headline with: "And then it gets weird".

jso2897: Subby gets one "get out of hell free" card for not concluding headline with: "And then it gets weird".

And loses it because he can't spell "cemetery."

rackrent: And loses it because he can't spell "cemetery."

THIS.

It's not that farking hard, folks.

I just love how professional WJBF's news reporters are. Where the fark are they, the beach?

What??? No 'stiff' penalty? Especially at Solid Rock Baptist Church.
What was that poor dog thinking running around in a cemetery?

If people learned that they could get a browser or an add-on for their browser that would check their spelling Fark would lose ½ the posts as there would be nothing to talk about.

rackrent: jso2897: Subby gets one "get out of hell free" card for not concluding headline with: "And then it gets weird".

And loses it because he can't spell "cemetery."



Yeah it's spelled "sematary".

And the stray dog dat comes back, it ain't da one you's lost.

Juniper Jupiter: rackrent: And loses it because he can't spell "cemetery."

THIS.

It's not that farking hard, folks.

Subby must be from Australia.

/ducks

Goth kids getting sun tans?

The world is over.

Nothing wakes you up faster than a cold wet nose on your naked junk.

Not that I would know anything about that...

TTI Possibly UWOP.

Where's the "Appropriate" tag?

/rawr

Isn't this how "The Phantasm" started out? Next thing you know, we'll have creepy undead gnomes running around biting things, flying metal balls with pointy things, and a really tall guy who can throw shiat....with his mind.

What in the world is going on nowadays?
Can't even work on your tan in the damn graveyard without the frigging dogcatcher farking with you.
I blame Bush.

Ikahoshi: Nothing wakes you up faster than a cold wet nose on your naked junk.

Not that I would know anything about that...

Aah...the ol ice-the-nose frosty polar bear move....

No harm, no foul.

There was no complaint against them. They were discovered while on other business.

They saw someone coming and immediately covered themselves.

Even if they had been farking, so what? They were in an isolated setting.

rackrent: jso2897: Subby gets one "get out of hell free" card for not concluding headline with: "And then it gets weird".

And loses it because he can't spell "cemetery."

At least I evened that one out. I just can't believe they failed to get a picture of the nude sunbathers. How disappointing.

/Subby here
//Works at WJBF, anchors don't usually do reports from outside desk like that, it was for a special news we were doing on location in some small town in our DMA.
///They did look kind of stupid though.

"found out the hard way". poor dear. i hope they offer him counseling.

Notice the ad on the left: Menifee mom loses 47 lbs. I see that ad all the time. Sometimes she is from Los Angeles, and a lot of other places. No wonder she lost weight. With all the houses she owns, she can't afford food.

simpsonfan: Notice the ad on the left: Menifee mom loses 47 lbs. I see that ad all the time. Sometimes she is from Los Angeles, and a lot of other places.

think "zip code"