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(WJBF.COM) Amusing The Animal Control Officer "found the dog, and two naked sunbathers, right there in the cemetary"   (wjbf.com) divider line 22
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Cagey B [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 03:36:05 AM  
Spuds McKenzie is getting more and more erratic.

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 03:56:53 AM  
I'm glad they only got a warning. Around here they'd probably be forced into a sex offender registry.

 
jso2897 2009-07-11 04:13:47 AM  
Subby gets one "get out of hell free" card for not concluding headline with: "And then it gets weird".

 
rackrent [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 04:19:15 AM  
jso2897: Subby gets one "get out of hell free" card for not concluding headline with: "And then it gets weird".

And loses it because he can't spell "cemetery."

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-11 04:27:39 AM  
rackrent: And loses it because he can't spell "cemetery."

THIS.

It's not that farking hard, folks.

 
Atharaenea 2009-07-11 04:32:01 AM  
I just love how professional WJBF's news reporters are. Where the fark are they, the beach?

 
Pugdaddyk 2009-07-11 04:33:04 AM  
What??? No 'stiff' penalty? Especially at Solid Rock Baptist Church.
What was that poor dog thinking running around in a cemetery?

 
UnspokenVoice [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 04:35:33 AM  
If people learned that they could get a browser or an add-on for their browser that would check their spelling Fark would lose ½ the posts as there would be nothing to talk about.

 
Oznog 2009-07-11 04:44:35 AM  
rackrent: jso2897: Subby gets one "get out of hell free" card for not concluding headline with: "And then it gets weird".

And loses it because he can't spell "cemetery."


images.askmen.com

Yeah it's spelled "sematary".

And the stray dog dat comes back, it ain't da one you's lost.

 
artificialraven 2009-07-11 05:06:07 AM  
Juniper Jupiter: rackrent: And loses it because he can't spell "cemetery."

THIS.

It's not that farking hard, folks.


Subby must be from Australia.

/ducks

 
unicron702 2009-07-11 05:41:32 AM  
Goth kids getting sun tans?

The world is over.

 
Ikahoshi 2009-07-11 06:12:13 AM  
Nothing wakes you up faster than a cold wet nose on your naked junk.

Not that I would know anything about that...

 
Nick Nostril 2009-07-11 07:56:57 AM  
TTI Possibly UWOP.

 
Kaneda007 2009-07-11 08:13:32 AM  
Where's the "Appropriate" tag?

/rawr

 
hardinparamedic [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 08:26:12 AM  
Isn't this how "The Phantasm" started out? Next thing you know, we'll have creepy undead gnomes running around biting things, flying metal balls with pointy things, and a really tall guy who can throw shiat....with his mind.

 
varmitydog 2009-07-11 08:33:16 AM  
What in the world is going on nowadays?
Can't even work on your tan in the damn graveyard without the frigging dogcatcher farking with you.
I blame Bush.

 
Nuclear Monk 2009-07-11 10:41:19 AM  
Ikahoshi: Nothing wakes you up faster than a cold wet nose on your naked junk.

Not that I would know anything about that...


Aah...the ol ice-the-nose frosty polar bear move....

 
fnordest 2009-07-11 10:56:11 AM  
No harm, no foul.

There was no complaint against them. They were discovered while on other business.

They saw someone coming and immediately covered themselves.

Even if they had been farking, so what? They were in an isolated setting.

 
DrFaustus 2009-07-11 04:15:03 PM  
rackrent: jso2897: Subby gets one "get out of hell free" card for not concluding headline with: "And then it gets weird".

And loses it because he can't spell "cemetery."


At least I evened that one out. I just can't believe they failed to get a picture of the nude sunbathers. How disappointing.

/Subby here
//Works at WJBF, anchors don't usually do reports from outside desk like that, it was for a special news we were doing on location in some small town in our DMA.
///They did look kind of stupid though.

 
sseye 2009-07-11 07:18:12 PM  
"found out the hard way". poor dear. i hope they offer him counseling.

 
simpsonfan 2009-07-11 09:54:45 PM  
Notice the ad on the left: Menifee mom loses 47 lbs. I see that ad all the time. Sometimes she is from Los Angeles, and a lot of other places. No wonder she lost weight. With all the houses she owns, she can't afford food.

 
fnordest 2009-07-12 08:27:15 AM  
simpsonfan: Notice the ad on the left: Menifee mom loses 47 lbs. I see that ad all the time. Sometimes she is from Los Angeles, and a lot of other places.

think "zip code"

 
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