I can't find it, but somebody post that xkcd about the dude who made his suicide look like he tore off his own head.

TheGreatZarquon: I can't remember where I read it, but this was the most entertaining suicide idea I've ever seen:

1: Tie piano wire around your neck, other end around balcony.

2: Superglue hands to side of head.

3: Jump.

4: When you hit the ground, it will look like you ripped your own head off in midair.

I'm sorry, the best suicide idea ever is to find a helicopter about to take off at an airport, and then get out a pogo stick and make a beeline for it.

/boing
//boing
///boing
////boin-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
////thud

That's some terrible road head.

Jerk.

There was a thread vaguely similar to this about a year ago, the guy cut his own head off with a chainsaw. I daresay it's more hardcore.

The speculating of how he did it was the best part.

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3733783

I give him 8 out of ten for creativity and motivation

Oops

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3733783

Was one of the witnesses Ichabod Crane?

Scotland Yard is sending out their head detective to investigate...

"Ambulance services attended at 12.40am and the man was pronounced dead at the scene."

Good thing they waited to be sure..

I always thought a det cord collar would be a good one..

In Michigan they build their own guillotines and cut their heads off with them. Now THAT'S hardcore.

TheGreatZarquon: I can't remember where I read it, but this was the most entertaining suicide idea I've ever seen:

1: Tie piano wire around your neck, other end around balcony.


/hot

Heads are going to roll over this one

Ambulance services attended at 12.40am and the man was pronounced dead at the scene.

"Well, it took some investigation but I think we've established the cause of death..."

/there can be only one

What black-cabs without headless drivers may look like.

eqtworld: Poor guy was probably at the end of his rope and just lost his mind completely

You are the winrar.

soosh: lt's better to go like this than in some senseless tragedy.
l mean, l'd rather burn in at 300 miles an hour and have some laughs...than to eat it in a car accident.
l mean, that's a really dumb way to go.
Oh, hey.
l got to tell you about my dream.
You're gonna get into this.
This is great.
No, really. The one thing l want to do...before l join the cosmos
is to hang-glide off of Mount Everest.


Wait. This is the best part. lt's naked!

Yeah, man.

Yeah, we're almost there, buddy.
The drop zone's dead ahead.

That was just beautiful. And they got to dig up Dom, too.

A cab driver, who preferred to remain anonymous headless, said:

Well, Bonanza Jellybean beat me to the punch. How the hell could I have been so slow posting that gif?

Anyhoo, when submitter said this suicide was going to be spectacularly disturbing, I thought it would involve a giant blender or man-eating puppies or something.

The real news is that the headless carcass was a better driver than all the other cabbies.

eqtworld: I heard the doctor who prescribed the rope was being paid a lot of money, and this type of rope is never to be used outside of a hospital setting

Well, you don't say "no" to the King of Cab Drivers.

eqtworld: It was probably just a cry for help

Yeah well, he won't make any headway on my sympathy for this episode!

Made me think of this...
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FTFA: "His head was found yards from his taxi in Great Suffolk Street in Southwark, London."

Otto's_Jacket: FTA: Ambulance services attended at 12.40am and the man was pronounced dead at the scene.



That's some fine police work there, Lou.

Corpse is headless. Repeat; headless.

I told you I was hardcore

i like where this thread is headed.

Maybe it was just another accident.

Decabitation ftl

I wonder what kind of expression he had on his face when they found the head. Was it terror? A smile?

Even though I've never seen a case of somebody actually doing it, the super glue self decapitation trick is the most cliche "creative" way to go out.

Eat an entire bag of candy (with the wrappers on) and go to a school or public area with a tall enough building. Go on the roof and stand directly above a crowd of people. Yell "FREE CANDY", and proceed to jump in to the crowd of people.

If you want to traumatize people, go big.

TheGreatZarquon: I can't remember where I read it, but this was the most entertaining suicide idea I've ever seen:

1: Tie piano wire around your neck, other end around balcony.

2: Superglue hands to side of head.

3: Jump.

4: When you hit the ground, it will look like you ripped your own head off in midair.

5: Make sure you do this from off of the Tarzan Treehouse at Disneyland. It"s the highest you can get at that park for something like this, and as a bonus it's not that popular of an attraction so you will have time to prep, plus it's by a very busy thoroughfare!

Dude. There's *drugs*.

/Hear about the guy who tried to kill himself with an OD of aspirin? After the first two, he felt better....

soosh:

I'm dead certain that the pilot guy is Bruce Spence (Road Warrior pilot) but I have no idea what movie that picture is from.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Maybe it was just another accident.

...and we're done here.

/golfclap

Well, that's one way to get ahead in traffic.

FTFA: "The death happened shortly after midnight at a disused petrol station yards from a 24-hour cafe used by black-cab drivers."



Where do the white cab drivers eat?

fredbox: I always thought a det cord collar would be a good one..

...and, as not to be too awfully grim, make sure the trigger is in the hand of a dominatrix.

I know just who to call about this.

Farking coward. When I go, I'm taking as many of you farkers as I can.

Was it really necessary to declare him dead? Damn, that coroner has an easy job.

I guess his life wasn't fare

logruszed: soosh:

I'm dead certain that the pilot guy is Bruce Spence (Road Warrior pilot) but I have no idea what movie that picture is from.

Marvin McIntyre, according to Wikipedia; the movie is "Fandango" (1985). One of my favorites.

The English are pretty good at creative suicides - Suicide With An Escape Clause (new window)

Oh, that? That's just the money you could be saving with GEICO.

Farker T:

Where do the white cab drivers eat?

Heh, that's a picture from the old theatre in my hometown. Weird how those things pop up.

has anyone got a video?

FTA: They were also trying to establish if the dead man was a genuine black-cab driver.

Because only a fake black-cab drive would do something this crazy