DeCypher44
(Pic of Gossamer)

You win one Internets!

Foaming 2009-07-10 07:38:02 PM

This man is clearly irrational!

Pi's an irrational number. That's why that's funny.

/3.14159265

TeddyRooseveltsMustache
UFIA
Nailed it.

I'd like to join the "I'd hit #7 until I was drained of every drop of moisture in my body and my wang was a tattered scrap of rubbed-raw skin" club, please.

carlysled: http://www.adasheriff.org/ArrestsReport/

My son probably knows her.

sweet dreams

myalias1845: maxthepolarbear: I have never been less attracted to a female than I am to number 12.

If I had a dollar everytime someone told me that...

You'd have a dollar?

(ducks)

Two Hollywood Bump-its on each side of head.

bahknee: Two Hollywood Bump-its on each side of head.

You're underestimating her. There's probably one on the back too.

myalias1845: bahknee: Two Hollywood Bump-its on each side of head.

You're underestimating her. There's probably one on the back too.

From the looks of it she's got one tucked in her jaw, too.

Q and D

/gotta love ol' Rat Fink...

Harry_Seldon: 100 Watt Walrus: DISORDERLY CONDUCT/ OCCUPY PROPERTY W/O CONSENT

Sweets, wherever you were "occupying without consent" was still in Boise, and therefore not worth the trouble. Come out to Cali and the Walrus will make it all better.



Pick her up on the way and bring her with you.

I really don't get how she ends up in the criminal justice system? Are we safer as a society with this sweetie in jail? She has such nice groomed eyebrows.

So does Lorena Bobbitt.

(Was really looking for a good shot of Jennifer Grey from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", like the Police Station scene, but GIS failed me)

/Both ever-so-hot, though

Best I could do with paint...

minnkat

I was thinking the same thing, but I don't think she needs digital reproduction. Her head's already square.

She looks like a bonsai kitty, just out of the box.

Wulfman Where is that from? I laughed so hard I almost puked. I think you're right. That needs to go on the mugshot hall of fame.

All props to TSG, but the weekly mugshot roundup would be twice as good if they told us what these people were arrested for.

/Quick and dirty

Natalie wood

Yowza.

Easily the least popular of the franchise, Freddies' Own Nightmare - Nightmare on Elm Street (IMDB 1997) did find some fans.

The movie was not about Freddy terrorizing teens but of his own nightmares. In the film, Freddy stops at a local Subway after an evening of terror. He orders a foot long BMT from an midly scared attendant (the last role of Future Senator Al Franken). After consuming the sandwich and a couple of cans of Falstaff Beer, Freddy declares "That sandwich wants revenge, it aint gonna get it." He falls asleep in the easy chair during Letterman's Top Ten. The topic then switches from "Top Ten Types of People to Avoid on NYC Subways" to Freddies' nightmarish "Top Ten Ways to a Pedophile Janitor"

And with that, we are treated with the various ways Freddy is dispacted including an extended scene central to the canon where Freddy is hunted down and burned to death by angry parents.

The movie opened to the lowest gross ever for the franchise and most fans and reviewers gave it very low marks. It went to video less that a month after opening and did poorly there.

The movie did get one glowing review and he was so impressed that he announced the movie is the "Raging Bull" of this generation. The movie so impress him, Gene Siskel had the above tattooed on his abdomen right next to the Deniro tattoo that shows a fat Deniro when Siskel sits dwn but turn in to a tall thin Deniro when he stands up.

It was reportedly one of his favorite tattoos, second only to a topless Lucille Ball. Per his wishes, following his demise in 1999 his skin was removed, tanned and now hangs in Stinky's Ink Tattoo Parlor.

steveGswine: Silicon Sam: Number 7 was here back in March.....

Dammit, quit posting that girl.

My brain shuts down for ten seconds every time I see those eyes. I don't know what it

[guhhhh] [DAMMIT! looked again]

is about her, but it's just criminal, whatever it is.

do a youtube search for Magibon.


Pedo bear is calling.

playdate: What is it with big smiles in a mug shot?

I don't care what the picture's for, I want to look my best, damnit!

....Xixa ALMOST had it...

myalias1845: deegen: I had to double check, number 10 looks like a girl I was farking a while ago. It's not her, but they sure look like they could be related.

So are you hot or did she have a low self esteem?

Low self esteem, I think.
I sure didn't complain.

Can we keep this between us.... I'd really hate to lose my teaching job

It took this long? Really?