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(The Smoking Gun) Amusing TSG Mugshot roundup: Twin billing   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 231
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MagusMcCormick 2009-07-10 08:48:51 PM  
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www.celebritynewsuk.com

 
OscarTamerz 2009-07-10 08:49:40 PM  
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If you can smile like that while getting your mugshot taken AND not be too inebriated to stand up that says something for your joie de vivre. I have no idea what she did but that is how you go through life. Every day's a holiday, every meal's a banquet and every walk is a parade. Unless she's just batshiat crazzzay the likelihood of which is well over 99.9999%.

 
YFarkingNot 2009-07-10 08:51:14 PM  
Lots of "I'd Hit It" this week, especially #7. #9 is definitely a guy, ugh!

 
The Southern Dandy 2009-07-10 08:51:58 PM  
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FTFY

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-07-10 08:52:49 PM  
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Nobody puts Baby in a mugshot.

/and please let me have extra helpings of #7...

 
RadicalMiddle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:57:37 PM  
Looking through the mugshots, I found this.

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Joyce DeWitt!

 
GypsyJoker 2009-07-10 09:00:08 PM  
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You'd almost swear TSG puts some of these in here just to get a "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS" or "PENIS GOES WHERE?" pic out of us.

 
cheyanne9 2009-07-10 09:01:34 PM  
bighairyguy: Tonight on Fox, "When Mathematicians Attack!":

Ah - you win one internet
pounding tiny fist on desk / wiping eyes...

 
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers 2009-07-10 09:04:13 PM  
Wow, Janet looks more like Mr Furley now.

 
airsupport 2009-07-10 09:05:29 PM  
Xixox, you are like a god to me.

 
AzErNy 2009-07-10 09:09:00 PM  
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Gimme a "D", Gimme a "U" Gimme a "I"...Whats that spell??

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Uh, no clue!

 
InferiousX [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-10 09:15:02 PM  
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OneBallMan 2009-07-10 09:22:49 PM  
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I can't believe no one has pulled this one out.

 
diceofdeath 2009-07-10 09:27:59 PM  
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She looks like a dysfunctional Cabbage Patch Kid.

 
bobug [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-10 09:28:08 PM  
DeCypher44 - You nailed it. I saw her, and heard "I'm going to love him, and hug him and call him George!"

 
X-boxershorts 2009-07-10 09:32:54 PM  
What's WRONG with you people, She's perfect!

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rppp01a 2009-07-10 09:33:33 PM  
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assets.nydailynews.com

 
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers 2009-07-10 09:33:40 PM  
OneBallMan:

Thank you, I knew he looked like somebody!

 
fusillade762 2009-07-10 09:33:54 PM  
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Wasn't she on Survivor?

 
Black Lagoon 2009-07-10 09:34:03 PM  
beoswulf

A Starr is born!

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-07-10 09:34:36 PM  
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I'm guessing the rest of her is JUST AS WIDE.

 
HoboSong [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 09:51:18 PM  
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Aisling McStabby 2009-07-10 09:53:56 PM  
GreatNOD:/obvious

Methinks somebody is messing about with Imageshack.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-07-10 09:55:33 PM  
Anti-sec is going to incur the wrath of Fark.

And it isn't going to be pretty.

 
Santo Ralfo 2009-07-10 09:56:12 PM  
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Hey where did we go,
Days when the rains came
Down in the hollow,
Playin' a new game,
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our hearts a thumpin' and you
My brown eyed girl,
You my brown eyed girl.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-07-10 09:58:08 PM  
Santo Ralfo: Hey where did we go,
Days when the rains came
Down in the hollow,
Playin' a new game,
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our hearts a thumpin' and you
My brown eyed girl,
You my brown eyed girl.


Hey nineteen
Thats 'Retha Franklin
She don't remember
The queen of soul
Its hard times befallen
The sole survivors
She thinks I'm crazy
But I'm just growing old

Hey nineteen
No we got nothing in common
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down

 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 09:58:47 PM  
JonnyBGoode: Anti-sec is going to incur the wrath of Fark.

And it isn't going to be pretty.


Good, was hoping it wasn't just me seeing that. WTF is it, anyhow?

\and yes to #s 3, 7 (looks vaguely like my sister-in-law, but nowhere near as high maintenance), 10 (a thousand times over) and maaaybe the twins if they have the goods.

 
carlysled 2009-07-10 10:03:38 PM  
#7

From 6:00 AM on 07/08/2009 To 6:00 AM on 07/09/2009

http://www.adasheriff.org/ArrestsReport/

 
JunkyJu 2009-07-10 10:04:01 PM  
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It's a helluva drug.
That chick is B L O T T O

 
arrjayaitch 2009-07-10 10:05:04 PM  
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A repo man spends his life getting INTO tense situations.

 
highvaluetarget 2009-07-10 10:06:55 PM  
OneBallMan: I can't believe no one has pulled this one out.

good work. That was bothering me.

 
SonOfSpam 2009-07-10 10:08:26 PM  
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www.mondocollecto.com

 
BasqueBastard 2009-07-10 10:14:03 PM  
carlysled: #7

From 6:00 AM on 07/08/2009 To 6:00 AM on 07/09/2009

http://www.adasheriff.org/ArrestsReport/


DISORDERLY CONDUCT/ OCCUPY PROPERTY W/O CONSENT

Did her b/f kick her out, landlord evict her for not paying this month?

 
Silicon Sam 2009-07-10 10:16:33 PM  
Number 7 was here back in March.....

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sixtyten 2009-07-10 10:17:49 PM  
I just came here for mugshot Friday...WTF is this Anti Sec stuff?

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I have no idea what's going on here.

\hot

 
Molavian 2009-07-10 10:18:15 PM  
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Crush. Kill. Destroy.

 
theToadMan 2009-07-10 10:21:56 PM  
Silicon Sam: Number 7 was here back in March.....

intriguing

 
steveGswine 2009-07-10 10:22:12 PM  
Silicon Sam: Number 7 was here back in March.....

Dammit, quit posting that girl.

My brain shuts down for ten seconds every time I see those eyes. I don't know what it

[guhhhh] [DAMMIT! looked again]

is about her, but it's just criminal, whatever it is.

 
sixtyten 2009-07-10 10:22:29 PM  
Silicon Sam: Number 7 was here back in March.....

Nice find! Wonder how she got herself arrested twice in 4 months, doesn't look like your typical thug life habitual troublemaker.

\would hit

 
BasqueBastard 2009-07-10 10:25:25 PM  
I bet she's got some Basque in her, there being a huge enclave of us in Boise. Wife says my eyes are just like that.

 
REDARMYVODKA 2009-07-10 10:27:22 PM  
Foaming: This man is clearly irrational!

absolute, undiluted, WIN!

 
nicoffeine 2009-07-10 10:27:55 PM  
BasqueBastard: I bet she's got some Basque in her, there being a huge enclave of us in Boise. Wife says my eyes are just like that.

I think she needs some Scottish in her.

 
Fish! 2009-07-10 10:30:50 PM  
BumpInTheNight: =

My first thought was OMG BOXY GOTS ARRESTED!

 
maxthepolarbear 2009-07-10 10:31:20 PM  
I have never been less attracted to a female than I am to number 12.

 
Little.Alex 2009-07-10 10:33:01 PM  
deadapostle: Pi goes where?

I wonder if Mr. Blockhead has the slightest idea what that symbol means.

 
G-force [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 10:37:58 PM  
I love the mug shots. Without fail, I'm saying in my mind one of the following as I look through them:

Its a man, baby!
Have her bathed and brought to my room.
Penis goes where?
Dude! I'm so wasted!
Hehe, Another cosmo hun!
Whatchu looking at?!?!

 
dennysgod 2009-07-10 10:39:30 PM  
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I'd love to see her "twins"

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 10:40:57 PM  
diceofdeath: She looks like a dysfunctional Cabbage Patch Kid.

That's it! I was trying to figure out what she reminded me of, but I just couldn't place it.

I swear, this line up is the so far in terms of "I'd hit it!" women's mug shots.

And twins!

 
Elektrohed 2009-07-10 10:43:19 PM  
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diceofdeath 2009-07-10 10:43:20 PM  
WhyteRaven74: diceofdeath: She looks like a dysfunctional Cabbage Patch Kid.

That's it! I was trying to figure out what she reminded me of, but I just couldn't place it.

I swear, this line up is the so far in terms of "I'd hit it!" women's mug shots.

And twins!


At some point over the past n years, I have seen a CPK doll that looks EXACTLY like her. For the life of me, though, I just can't find a picture of it.

 
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