Redwing: Sad Aryan is sad

He's sad because he realized what happens to half-breed Aryans in prison.

#11 should have been beaten more. He is being very irrational.

DeCypher44, landsnark1 and Fluff Girl, leave Gossamer Girl alone. It's tough enough being an innnnnnteresting monster person.

Fluff Girl : save a fist for DeCypher44. Beat us both.

/although I did post that with the other pic in the thread 2-3 mos ago.

This man is clearly irrational!

I lol'd

I just told "Fluff Girl" to fist someone.

/giggity

bighairyguy: She's pretty darn symetrical!

I thought that was supposed to add to attractiveness.

#1s: Looks like someone needs to beat their parents
#2: Looks like he beats his meat
#3: To which some farkers will undoubtedly beat their meat
#4: Found in the dictionary under "baked"
#5: Nice hair! Lose a bet?
#6: Doubt Freddy would touch that
#7: Cute!
#8: Poster child for sobriety during pregnancy
#9: ZOMG KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
#10: Unfortunately, what #7 will probably look like in about 10 years
#11: Lives on Porcupine Peak? Ha-cha-cha-cha! CHA!^obscure?
#12: The 80s called... Joan Jett wants her hair back.
#13: THAT is an angry, angry person. Scares me almost as much as #9
#14: "They're gonna put WHAT in my WHERE???

I swear number 7 is Apnea (if you GIS, keep in mind that she most likely will be nude).

eraser8: bighairyguy: She's pretty darn symetrical!

I thought that was supposed to add to attractiveness.

I believe it's a sign of severe psychopathy.

#2 is from Bajor!

OMG Star Trek is real!

/ponies!

Otay, folks, here we go:

1. If I was really drunk and desperate...maybe. Double-bagged, lights off, and a paper bag over MY head.
2. He'd rape you, then he'd kill you. Or, he'd kill you, then rape you. Either way, the man has some anger-management issues.
3. Oh hells yeah. Damn hot. If I was single...waitaminnit...I AM!!
4. Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I dun sumpfin' stoopid...
5. I'd slap the stupid outta her, but it wouldn't do any good.
6. Nice Freddy Krueger tat. What'd you do to get in here?
7. Can't be more than 18...but she's damn cute. Old enough to be my daughter (if I had any kids).
8. I agree...sad Aryan is sad. Dumbass.
9. JESUSMARYMOTHERJOSEPHGODHOLYFARKONASTICKWHATINTHEFARKISTHAT??? KILL IT!@ KILL IT WITH FIRE!@##!!@1!!1!!@3!!!@2134!1
10. She'd be the next night's date, after I finish with #3.
11. How does pi figure into jail? The circumference, or radius? (points if you have a dirty mind, and know exactly what I'm referring to)
12. Get the shotgun...no, wait...grenade launcher...no, flamethrower.
13. Bi-polar, with anger management issues, too. Possibly a wildcat in the sack. She'd be next after #10.
14. Yep...UFIA!

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#3, #7, and #10 are some hittable pieces of biatch.



"What's a penis?"

I dont know if I should make fun of her or pop a salute and start singing the national anthem....

Redwing: I'd just like to say I don't care what the fark she did, I'd come back for more.

She reminds me of Inara from Firefly. Want.

Look up "Freak in the Sack" in the dictionary and there she is, staring right back at you...

Hit it? Buddy thats the kinda girl you lay siege to, not hit.

Does the Carpet Match the drapes?

I'm sorry, but those of you getting in a twist over



are farking goofy.

/q&d sorry

eraser8: Foaming: This man is clearly irrational!

Oh, that was really, really bad.

*groan*

On a serious note, whaddya wanna bet that guy thinks his tatoo is Chinese script or something like that?

i was actually wondering if it was an (adam's) apple pi(e) joke thing...

farkingnotworking: i was actually wondering if it was an (adam's) apple pi(e) joke thing...

Do you really think he's that clever?

MiddleyMcCentrist: I'm sorry, but those of you getting in a twist over



are farking goofy.

She looks like fun. And she's cute. So she killed a man just to watch him bleed? Haven't we all made mistakes?

Patsy, how could you...

/linkies have summoned fire without flint or timer

vertiaset: bighairyguy

Tonight on Fox, "When Mathematicians Attack!":

Dude, everybody knows pie "r" round, cake "r" square. Snerk!

/who says mathematicians aren't funny.

=NOT(mathematicians)

πenis goes where?

eraser8: farkingnotworking: i was actually wondering if it was an (adam's) apple pi(e) joke thing...

Do you really think he's that clever?

Um, yeah, ok, you have a point....

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Foaming: This man is clearly irrational!

Beat me to it. 22/7

eraser8: farkingnotworking: i was actually wondering if it was an (adam's) apple pi(e) joke thing...

Do you really think he's that clever?

I don't think he could SPELL clever.

Thank Farkin' God for the mugs of the week.... after the week I have had, surprised my face isn't here.

I can imagine a conversation with #2

#2: I know what you are staring at.
me: Wat?
#2: The mark between my eyes. It was caused by glasses.
me: Did you try contact lenes?
#2: Yeah but they don't hold enough beer

#2 = Sum'n steeenks, y'all.

I wonder if bird hair girl could be made to look attractive.

As much as I like these, my favorite of all time is still this one:

BumpInTheNight: =

I think you maybe on to something with Boxxy there. Though Ms. B's face is a bit longer, that might just be the camphone doing it.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers:

black tranny hooker

=

Gold Dust

*blinks* *drops fork* umm Precious... somethin's pokin' outta your Gold dust. (O_o)

otto the bull

Thank you. I came to this thread looking for exactly that, and can now leave satisfied.

I can lick every man in the joint.

keiran: you fall in love you lose

lost. hard.

Numbers, 1, 3 and 7, step forward and undress please. Number 9, you can go, I don't want to know.

When they first sent him to prison he thought he knew where the penis went and who got to put it there...

But when they sent him back up the river at 60 he was like...