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(The Smoking Gun) Amusing TSG Mugshot roundup: Twin billing   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 231
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Redwing [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 05:42:48 PM  
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I'd just like to say I don't care what the fark she did, I'd come back for more.

 
Whamdangler 2009-07-10 05:43:06 PM  
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Separated at birth?

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 05:44:33 PM  
#3, #7 hubba hubba

#12 needs to slap her stylist.

 
Redwing [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 05:45:02 PM  
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This too

 
Redwing [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 05:47:02 PM  
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This, not so much...

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deadapostle [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 05:47:25 PM  
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Pi goes where?

 
thenateman 2009-07-10 05:49:02 PM  
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Why the long face?

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 05:49:08 PM  
Redwing: I'd just like to say I don't care what the fark she did, I'd come back for more.

Oh, yeah! Those dilated pupils are way sexy.

 
Redwing [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 05:51:13 PM  
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Sad Aryan is sad

 
andyofne [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 05:51:35 PM  
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Who farted?

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 05:55:48 PM  
#2 "Who farted y'all?"
#4 "They taking my picture. I'm a star!"
#5 Is that a d
ude?
#6 Another candidate for the idiot tat hall of fame
#7 Obviously insane, but probably worth it
#8 Dad?
#9 No doubt. That IS a dude.
#10 She's obviously plotting revenge
#11 idiot
#12 gah!
#13 take the money, just don't hurt me
#14 this is why they call it dope

 
BlackCat23 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 06:00:27 PM  
I'm so in this thread before "My hair is a bird..."


/not anymore :D
//7, to my room, no need to bathe, might just get dirtier anyway.

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 06:13:25 PM  
BlackCat23: I'm so in this thread before "My hair is a bird..."

First thing i thought of when I saw her pic.. that's a terrible hairstyle.. and a headscratcher. She really thought that was okay to leave house with?

 
DeCypher44 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 06:19:38 PM  
#2 - Twin Peaks?



/subtle

 
prickle27 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 06:20:59 PM  
Hey Guys what looks more stupid...
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My new tat...
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Or this biatch's hair?
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Um...let me see, the hair I guess.
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Yeah, the hair looks pretty farking stupid and the tat looks all gnarly and shiat!
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I'm in no position to comment an anyone's hair. So I go with the tattoo.
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All I know is that I want some Pi.
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DeCypher44 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 06:24:25 PM  
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Otto's_Jacket [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 06:25:59 PM  
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static.thefrisky.com

 
pimpazona 2009-07-10 06:30:32 PM  
imgur.com

 
playdate [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:20:20 PM  
What is it with big smiles in a mug shot?
Must be a reflex when some people see a camera pointed at them.

 
Peaceboy [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:35:37 PM  
deadapostle: Pi goes where?

"In prison, HE'LL be the pi!"

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:36:14 PM  
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IT'S A MAN, BABY!

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:37:29 PM  
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UFIA

 
Cthulhu Theory 2009-07-10 07:37:47 PM  
Is it just me or is 13's mugshot taken in one of those hairstylist capes?

 
Foaming [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:38:02 PM  
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This man is clearly irrational!

 
iodine 2009-07-10 07:40:04 PM  
All that guy needs is a tracheotomy to give new meaning to "shut yer pie hole"!

 
eraser8 2009-07-10 07:40:58 PM  
Foaming: This man is clearly irrational!

Oh, that was really, really bad.

*groan*

On a serious note, whaddya wanna bet that guy thinks his tatoo is Chinese script or something like that?

 
eraser8 2009-07-10 07:41:56 PM  
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Tranny prostitute. Anybody want to bet?

 
pjspaws 2009-07-10 07:42:53 PM  
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Surprise buttsecks?

 
keiran 2009-07-10 07:42:56 PM  
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you fall in love you lose

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:42:58 PM  
eraser8: Foaming: This man is clearly irrational!

Oh, that was really, really bad.

*groan*

On a serious note, whaddya wanna bet that guy thinks his tatoo is Chinese script or something like that?


Chinese for circle of life.

 
reginaradiodude 2009-07-10 07:43:38 PM  
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Obligatory, "Penis goes where?"

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"Penis is there right now!"

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:44:06 PM  
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Seriously, I don't care if she did a real live enactment of the damn Aristocrats to get arrested, I would die of dehydration hitting that.

 
N. S. Radieaux 2009-07-10 07:44:11 PM  
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Marsha...
Maaaarrshaaaa...

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HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT'S WHERE PENIS - On second thought, perhaps I can learn to deal with that...

 
BasqueBastard 2009-07-10 07:44:39 PM  
(Into TSG microphone) I'd like a #7 please...uhhh with extra lube and some Ecstacy on the side. Hold the mayo.
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findthefish [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:45:59 PM  
That twin thing must of been a weird freaky deeky scene man...

 
bim1154 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:46:23 PM  
#7 has one of those little mouths that would make my johnson look huge... yep... she'll do.

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:46:43 PM  
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chixdiggit [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:47:49 PM  
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Hair style courtesy of "The Suck-Cut"

/as you can see, it sucks while it cuts!

 
AModicumGeeky 2009-07-10 07:49:36 PM  
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Wow. I would leave my wife and children for a night with that.

 
landsnark1 2009-07-10 07:49:42 PM  
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Must be the official ugly chick haircut


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(from 2-3 mos. ago)



Their inspiration?


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WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:50:10 PM  
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I didn't know Tres Cool had been arrested

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:50:14 PM  
keiran: you fall in love you lose

Damn.

 
American Decency Association [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:50:17 PM  
"The 18-year-old twins who kick off this week's mug shot roundup..."

18 years old going on 30 on a drug charge? I don't like to jump to conclusions but ice is a helluva drug

 
TheMega 2009-07-10 07:50:21 PM  
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Uzzah 2009-07-10 07:50:31 PM  
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gurn.files.wordpress.com

/too easy

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:51:01 PM  
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My hair is a...something, your argument is invalid

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:51:10 PM  
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www.cs.uwyo.edu

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:52:37 PM  
**Shakes tiny fist at landsnark1.**

 
galactus5000 2009-07-10 07:52:44 PM  
Whamdangler: Separated at birth?

I'm sorry, dude - you obviously have no idea what "separated at birth" means. It means that two people look remarkably similar, not that they are posed in a similar fashion.

Try again later.

 
The Faulty Bagnose 2009-07-10 07:53:07 PM  
Sorry. #7 is MINE.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:55:05 PM  
Redwing: Sad Aryan is sad

He's sad because he realized what happens to half-breed Aryans in prison.

 
Uzzah 2009-07-10 07:55:19 PM  
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www.foxmoviechannel.com

 
wild9 2009-07-10 07:55:46 PM  
#11 should have been beaten more. He is being very irrational.

 
eraser8 2009-07-10 07:55:53 PM  
DeCypher44, landsnark1 and Fluff Girl, leave Gossamer Girl alone. It's tough enough being an innnnnnteresting monster person.

 
landsnark1 2009-07-10 07:57:39 PM  
Fluff Girl : save a fist for DeCypher44. Beat us both.

/although I did post that with the other pic in the thread 2-3 mos ago.

 
Milos Hattrick 2009-07-10 07:57:47 PM  
img2.allposters.com

 
GreatNOD 2009-07-10 07:59:13 PM  
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smith5150 2009-07-10 07:59:18 PM  
This man is clearly irrational!

I lol'd

 
landsnark1 2009-07-10 07:59:20 PM  
I just told "Fluff Girl" to fist someone.

/giggity

 
eraser8 2009-07-10 07:59:20 PM  
bighairyguy: She's pretty darn symetrical!

I thought that was supposed to add to attractiveness.

 
Bruce Campbell vs Army of Farkness 2009-07-10 08:00:08 PM  
www.myhappysnaps.budpix.net

 
Tony Baloney 2009-07-10 08:01:15 PM  
#1s: Looks like someone needs to beat their parents
#2: Looks like he beats his meat
#3: To which some farkers will undoubtedly beat their meat
#4: Found in the dictionary under "baked"
#5: Nice hair! Lose a bet?
#6: Doubt Freddy would touch that
#7: Cute!
#8: Poster child for sobriety during pregnancy
#9: ZOMG KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
#10: Unfortunately, what #7 will probably look like in about 10 years
#11: Lives on Porcupine Peak? Ha-cha-cha-cha! CHA!obscure?
#12: The 80s called... Joan Jett wants her hair back.
#13: THAT is an angry, angry person. Scares me almost as much as #9
#14: "They're gonna put WHAT in my WHERE???

 
galactus5000 2009-07-10 08:01:54 PM  
I swear number 7 is Apnea (if you GIS, keep in mind that she most likely will be nude).

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:03:37 PM  
eraser8: bighairyguy: She's pretty darn symetrical!

I thought that was supposed to add to attractiveness.


I believe it's a sign of severe psychopathy.

 
logruszed 2009-07-10 08:05:31 PM  
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FrancoFile 2009-07-10 08:05:35 PM  
#2 is from Bajor!

OMG Star Trek is real!

/ponies!

 
kb7rky 2009-07-10 08:07:15 PM  
Otay, folks, here we go:

1. If I was really drunk and desperate...maybe. Double-bagged, lights off, and a paper bag over MY head.
2. He'd rape you, then he'd kill you. Or, he'd kill you, then rape you. Either way, the man has some anger-management issues.
3. Oh hells yeah. Damn hot. If I was single...waitaminnit...I AM!!
4. Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I dun sumpfin' stoopid...
5. I'd slap the stupid outta her, but it wouldn't do any good.
6. Nice Freddy Krueger tat. What'd you do to get in here?
7. Can't be more than 18...but she's damn cute. Old enough to be my daughter (if I had any kids).
8. I agree...sad Aryan is sad. Dumbass.
9. JESUSMARYMOTHERJOSEPHGODHOLYFARKONASTICKWHATINTHEFARKISTHAT??? KILL IT!@ KILL IT WITH FIRE!@##!!@1!!1!!@3!!!@2134!1
10. She'd be the next night's date, after I finish with #3.
11. How does pi figure into jail? The circumference, or radius? (points if you have a dirty mind, and know exactly what I'm referring to)
12. Get the shotgun...no, wait...grenade launcher...no, flamethrower.
13. Bi-polar, with anger management issues, too. Possibly a wildcat in the sack. She'd be next after #10.
14. Yep...UFIA!

 
BumpInTheNight 2009-07-10 08:08:00 PM  
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D_Evans45 2009-07-10 08:08:58 PM  
#3, #7, and #10 are some hittable pieces of biatch.

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"What's a penis?"

 
orclover 2009-07-10 08:09:45 PM  
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I dont know if I should make fun of her or pop a salute and start singing the national anthem....

 
strahdd 2009-07-10 08:12:53 PM  
Redwing: I'd just like to say I don't care what the fark she did, I'd come back for more.

She reminds me of Inara from Firefly. Want.

 
orclover 2009-07-10 08:12:53 PM  
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Look up "Freak in the Sack" in the dictionary and there she is, staring right back at you...

Hit it? Buddy thats the kinda girl you lay siege to, not hit.

 
MortalComedy 2009-07-10 08:13:14 PM  
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Does the Carpet Match the drapes?

 
MiddleyMcCentrist 2009-07-10 08:13:58 PM  
I'm sorry, but those of you getting in a twist over

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are farking goofy.

 
beoswulf 2009-07-10 08:15:11 PM  
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/q&d sorry

 
DrSandyBeech [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:15:54 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

 
farkingnotworking 2009-07-10 08:15:59 PM  
eraser8: Foaming: This man is clearly irrational!

Oh, that was really, really bad.

*groan*

On a serious note, whaddya wanna bet that guy thinks his tatoo is Chinese script or something like that?


i was actually wondering if it was an (adam's) apple pi(e) joke thing...

 
eraser8 2009-07-10 08:17:23 PM  
farkingnotworking: i was actually wondering if it was an (adam's) apple pi(e) joke thing...

Do you really think he's that clever?

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:17:29 PM  
MiddleyMcCentrist: I'm sorry, but those of you getting in a twist over

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are farking goofy.


She looks like fun. And she's cute. So she killed a man just to watch him bleed? Haven't we all made mistakes?

 
Kill_Da_Wabbit 2009-07-10 08:18:40 PM  
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Patsy, how could you...

/linkies have summoned fire without flint or timer

 
bighairyguy [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:19:47 PM  
vertiaset: bighairyguy

Tonight on Fox, "When Mathematicians Attack!":

Dude, everybody knows pie "r" round, cake "r" square. Snerk!

/who says mathematicians aren't funny.


=NOT(mathematicians)

 
Beeblebrox 2009-07-10 08:22:26 PM  
πenis goes where?

 
farkingnotworking 2009-07-10 08:23:05 PM  
eraser8: farkingnotworking: i was actually wondering if it was an (adam's) apple pi(e) joke thing...

Do you really think he's that clever?


Um, yeah, ok, you have a point....

 
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers 2009-07-10 08:26:42 PM  
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=

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Soonerpsycho [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:28:12 PM  
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Harry_Seldon 2009-07-10 08:29:16 PM  
Foaming: This man is clearly irrational!

Beat me to it. 22/7

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:29:31 PM  
eraser8: farkingnotworking: i was actually wondering if it was an (adam's) apple pi(e) joke thing...

Do you really think he's that clever?


I don't think he could SPELL clever.

 
tampaflacouple 2009-07-10 08:30:17 PM  
Thank Farkin' God for the mugs of the week.... after the week I have had, surprised my face isn't here.

 
MarkMartinFan 2009-07-10 08:31:19 PM  
I can imagine a conversation with #2

#2: I know what you are staring at.
me: Wat?
#2: The mark between my eyes. It was caused by glasses.
me: Did you try contact lenes?
#2: Yeah but they don't hold enough beer

 
Squirrels_of_Wisdom 2009-07-10 08:31:30 PM  
#2 = Sum'n steeenks, y'all.

I wonder if bird hair girl could be made to look attractive.

 
Xixox [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:33:04 PM  
www.draconissuperior.com

 
Jaqqalax 2009-07-10 08:34:23 PM  
images.cheezburger.com

 
Wulfman 2009-07-10 08:34:30 PM  
As much as I like these, my favorite of all time is still this one:
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dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:34:32 PM  
BumpInTheNight: =

I think you maybe on to something with Boxxy there. Though Ms. B's face is a bit longer, that might just be the camphone doing it.

 
spookybee 2009-07-10 08:35:36 PM  
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers:

black tranny hooker

=

Gold Dust


*blinks* *drops fork* umm Precious... somethin's pokin' outta your Gold dust. (O_o)

 
merreborn 2009-07-10 08:37:32 PM  
otto the bull

Thank you. I came to this thread looking for exactly that, and can now leave satisfied.

 
MAYORBOB 2009-07-10 08:38:22 PM  
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I can lick every man in the joint.

 
fedexrico 2009-07-10 08:39:07 PM  
keiran: you fall in love you lose

lost. hard.

 
RadicalMiddle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:43:29 PM  
Numbers, 1, 3 and 7, step forward and undress please. Number 9, you can go, I don't want to know.

 
mikkidee 2009-07-10 08:44:22 PM  
When they first sent him to prison he thought he knew where the penis went and who got to put it there...
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But when they sent him back up the river at 60 he was like...
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MagusMcCormick 2009-07-10 08:48:51 PM  
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www.celebritynewsuk.com

 
OscarTamerz 2009-07-10 08:49:40 PM  
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If you can smile like that while getting your mugshot taken AND not be too inebriated to stand up that says something for your joie de vivre. I have no idea what she did but that is how you go through life. Every day's a holiday, every meal's a banquet and every walk is a parade. Unless she's just batshiat crazzzay the likelihood of which is well over 99.9999%.

 
YFarkingNot 2009-07-10 08:51:14 PM  
Lots of "I'd Hit It" this week, especially #7. #9 is definitely a guy, ugh!

 
The Southern Dandy 2009-07-10 08:51:58 PM  
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FTFY

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-07-10 08:52:49 PM  
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Nobody puts Baby in a mugshot.

/and please let me have extra helpings of #7...

 
RadicalMiddle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:57:37 PM  
Looking through the mugshots, I found this.

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Joyce DeWitt!

 
GypsyJoker 2009-07-10 09:00:08 PM  
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You'd almost swear TSG puts some of these in here just to get a "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS" or "PENIS GOES WHERE?" pic out of us.

 
cheyanne9 2009-07-10 09:01:34 PM  
bighairyguy: Tonight on Fox, "When Mathematicians Attack!":

Ah - you win one internet
pounding tiny fist on desk / wiping eyes...

 
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers 2009-07-10 09:04:13 PM  
Wow, Janet looks more like Mr Furley now.

 
airsupport 2009-07-10 09:05:29 PM  
Xixox, you are like a god to me.

 
AzErNy 2009-07-10 09:09:00 PM  
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Gimme a "D", Gimme a "U" Gimme a "I"...Whats that spell??

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Uh, no clue!

 
InferiousX [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-10 09:15:02 PM  
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OneBallMan 2009-07-10 09:22:49 PM  
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www.playingfieldpromotions.com

I can't believe no one has pulled this one out.

 
diceofdeath 2009-07-10 09:27:59 PM  
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She looks like a dysfunctional Cabbage Patch Kid.

 
bobug [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-10 09:28:08 PM  
DeCypher44 - You nailed it. I saw her, and heard "I'm going to love him, and hug him and call him George!"

 
X-boxershorts 2009-07-10 09:32:54 PM  
What's WRONG with you people, She's perfect!

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rppp01a 2009-07-10 09:33:33 PM  
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assets.nydailynews.com

 
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers 2009-07-10 09:33:40 PM  
OneBallMan:

Thank you, I knew he looked like somebody!

 
fusillade762 2009-07-10 09:33:54 PM  
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Wasn't she on Survivor?

 
Black Lagoon 2009-07-10 09:34:03 PM  
beoswulf

A Starr is born!

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-07-10 09:34:36 PM  
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I'm guessing the rest of her is JUST AS WIDE.

 
HoboSong [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 09:51:18 PM  
i303.photobucket.com

 
Aisling McStabby 2009-07-10 09:53:56 PM  
GreatNOD:/obvious

Methinks somebody is messing about with Imageshack.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-07-10 09:55:33 PM  
Anti-sec is going to incur the wrath of Fark.

And it isn't going to be pretty.

 
Santo Ralfo 2009-07-10 09:56:12 PM  
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Hey where did we go,
Days when the rains came
Down in the hollow,
Playin' a new game,
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our hearts a thumpin' and you
My brown eyed girl,
You my brown eyed girl.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-07-10 09:58:08 PM  
Santo Ralfo: Hey where did we go,
Days when the rains came
Down in the hollow,
Playin' a new game,
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our hearts a thumpin' and you
My brown eyed girl,
You my brown eyed girl.


Hey nineteen
Thats 'Retha Franklin
She don't remember
The queen of soul
Its hard times befallen
The sole survivors
She thinks I'm crazy
But I'm just growing old

Hey nineteen
No we got nothing in common
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down

 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 09:58:47 PM  
JonnyBGoode: Anti-sec is going to incur the wrath of Fark.

And it isn't going to be pretty.


Good, was hoping it wasn't just me seeing that. WTF is it, anyhow?

\and yes to #s 3, 7 (looks vaguely like my sister-in-law, but nowhere near as high maintenance), 10 (a thousand times over) and maaaybe the twins if they have the goods.

 
carlysled 2009-07-10 10:03:38 PM  
#7

From 6:00 AM on 07/08/2009 To 6:00 AM on 07/09/2009

http://www.adasheriff.org/ArrestsReport/

 
JunkyJu 2009-07-10 10:04:01 PM  
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It's a helluva drug.
That chick is B L O T T O

 
arrjayaitch 2009-07-10 10:05:04 PM  
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A repo man spends his life getting INTO tense situations.

 
highvaluetarget 2009-07-10 10:06:55 PM  
OneBallMan: I can't believe no one has pulled this one out.

good work. That was bothering me.

 
SonOfSpam 2009-07-10 10:08:26 PM  
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www.mondocollecto.com

 
BasqueBastard 2009-07-10 10:14:03 PM  
carlysled: #7

From 6:00 AM on 07/08/2009 To 6:00 AM on 07/09/2009

http://www.adasheriff.org/ArrestsReport/


DISORDERLY CONDUCT/ OCCUPY PROPERTY W/O CONSENT

Did her b/f kick her out, landlord evict her for not paying this month?

 
Silicon Sam 2009-07-10 10:16:33 PM  
Number 7 was here back in March.....

i64.photobucket.com

 
sixtyten 2009-07-10 10:17:49 PM  
I just came here for mugshot Friday...WTF is this Anti Sec stuff?

i81.photobucket.com

I have no idea what's going on here.

\hot

 
Molavian 2009-07-10 10:18:15 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Crush. Kill. Destroy.

 
theToadMan 2009-07-10 10:21:56 PM  
Silicon Sam: Number 7 was here back in March.....

intriguing

 
steveGswine 2009-07-10 10:22:12 PM  
Silicon Sam: Number 7 was here back in March.....

Dammit, quit posting that girl.

My brain shuts down for ten seconds every time I see those eyes. I don't know what it

[guhhhh] [DAMMIT! looked again]

is about her, but it's just criminal, whatever it is.

 
sixtyten 2009-07-10 10:22:29 PM  
Silicon Sam: Number 7 was here back in March.....

Nice find! Wonder how she got herself arrested twice in 4 months, doesn't look like your typical thug life habitual troublemaker.

\would hit

 
BasqueBastard 2009-07-10 10:25:25 PM  
I bet she's got some Basque in her, there being a huge enclave of us in Boise. Wife says my eyes are just like that.

 
REDARMYVODKA 2009-07-10 10:27:22 PM  
Foaming: This man is clearly irrational!

absolute, undiluted, WIN!

 
nicoffeine 2009-07-10 10:27:55 PM  
BasqueBastard: I bet she's got some Basque in her, there being a huge enclave of us in Boise. Wife says my eyes are just like that.

I think she needs some Scottish in her.

 
Fish! 2009-07-10 10:30:50 PM  
BumpInTheNight: =

My first thought was OMG BOXY GOTS ARRESTED!

 
maxthepolarbear 2009-07-10 10:31:20 PM  
I have never been less attracted to a female than I am to number 12.

 
Little.Alex 2009-07-10 10:33:01 PM  
deadapostle: Pi goes where?

I wonder if Mr. Blockhead has the slightest idea what that symbol means.

 
G-force [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 10:37:58 PM  
I love the mug shots. Without fail, I'm saying in my mind one of the following as I look through them:

Its a man, baby!
Have her bathed and brought to my room.
Penis goes where?
Dude! I'm so wasted!
Hehe, Another cosmo hun!
Whatchu looking at?!?!

 
dennysgod 2009-07-10 10:39:30 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

I'd love to see her "twins"

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 10:40:57 PM  
diceofdeath: She looks like a dysfunctional Cabbage Patch Kid.

That's it! I was trying to figure out what she reminded me of, but I just couldn't place it.

I swear, this line up is the so far in terms of "I'd hit it!" women's mug shots.

And twins!

 
Elektrohed 2009-07-10 10:43:19 PM  
i625.photobucket.com



i625.photobucket.com

 
diceofdeath 2009-07-10 10:43:20 PM  
WhyteRaven74: diceofdeath: She looks like a dysfunctional Cabbage Patch Kid.

That's it! I was trying to figure out what she reminded me of, but I just couldn't place it.

I swear, this line up is the so far in terms of "I'd hit it!" women's mug shots.

And twins!


At some point over the past n years, I have seen a CPK doll that looks EXACTLY like her. For the life of me, though, I just can't find a picture of it.

 
Gladstell 2009-07-10 10:49:34 PM  
i.cdn.turner.comi64.photobucket.com

 
Fapper Dan 2009-07-10 10:52:53 PM  
Is it just me? I think this chick is hot. Not as hot as the brown-eyed girl or the hammered frizzie chick, but an absolute 1 on the binary scale.

i.cdn.turner.com

 
eas81 2009-07-10 10:53:57 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: IT'S A MAN, BABY!

20 something posts to get to this one Fark is failing me.

 
PopularFront 2009-07-10 10:54:00 PM  
eraser8: bighairyguy: She's pretty darn symetrical!

I thought that was supposed to add to attractiveness.


Here's what symmetrical faces might look like...

i26.tinypic.com
i25.tinypic.com
i30.tinypic.com

 
greaser_77 2009-07-10 10:55:22 PM  
#3 isn't getting the recognition she deserves

 
HoboSong [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 10:55:45 PM  
Fapper Dan: Is it just me? I think this chick is hot.

yeah. just you.

 
Catattack 2009-07-10 10:56:58 PM  
Still think #7 looks like Natalie Wood.

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t53/swbzzz/mugs7.jpg

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t53/swbzzz/x.jpg

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t53/swbzzz/y.jpg

 
diceofdeath 2009-07-10 11:01:52 PM  
Fapper Dan: Is it just me? I think this chick is hot. Not as hot as the brown-eyed girl or the hammered frizzie chick, but an absolute 1 on the binary scale.

1 in binary equals 1 in decimal. Having said that, I couldn't agree more.

 
mreuther 2009-07-10 11:02:32 PM  
img16.imageshack.us

 
Demetrius [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 11:02:58 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

unrealitymag.com

 
Vash's Apprentice 2009-07-10 11:03:23 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
newrivervoice.com

/first thing that came to my mind
//if I had any Photoshop skills, I'd make the guy bald

 
ChickenTits 2009-07-10 11:04:58 PM  
Fapper Dan: Is it just me? I think this chick is hot. Not as hot as the brown-eyed girl or the hammered frizzie chick, but an absolute 1 on the binary scale.

Meh. If she took off that dumbass wig and cleaned herself up...mmmmaaayyyybeee...

 
100 Watt Walrus 2009-07-10 11:05:05 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

DISORDERLY CONDUCT/ OCCUPY PROPERTY W/O CONSENT

Sweets, wherever you were "occupying without consent" was still in Boise, and therefore not worth the trouble. Come out to Cali and the Walrus will make it all better.

i.cdn.turner.com

Pick her up on the way and bring her with you.

 
H_Caulfield 2009-07-10 11:06:32 PM  
img522.imageshack.us

Narrowed 15% - a significant improvement, I think.

 
artificialraven 2009-07-10 11:07:56 PM  
OMFG this thread is full of win. I've been laughing so hard I think I'm running out of tears.

 
GreatNOD 2009-07-10 11:08:40 PM  
img210.imageshack.us

/still obvious

 
maldinero 2009-07-10 11:09:55 PM  
#8 is obviously Samuel Joe the Plumber Wurzelbacher, albeit smirking like Patsy

 
mreuther 2009-07-10 11:11:12 PM  
img8.imageshack.us

 
Taima [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 11:11:14 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

weblogs.newsday.com

Derek Jeter is in some BIIIIG trouble....

 
andyofne [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 11:11:46 PM  
Silicon Sam: Number 7 was here back in March.....

What is her crime?
/please say hooker... please say hooker...

 
Xixox [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 11:16:21 PM  
PopularFront: Here's what symmetrical faces might look like...

Man that first one is pure win

 
FlyingJellyAttackConfectionary 2009-07-10 11:16:23 PM  
#1 (a) "I don't want the penis"
#2 "Don't bring that penis near me!"
#3 "Yeah baby, bring me several penii!"
#4 "So *that's* what a penis looks like??"
#5 "That better be an American penis"
#7 "I see your penis, and raise you your SOUL!"
#8 "But I don't want the penis!"
#9 "Baby, I got my *own* penis!"
#10 "I love for you to bring me the penis!"
#11 "Have you seen my penis? I can't seem to find it"
#12 "Bring it here and I'll bite it off and wear it around my neck"
#13 (a) "I hate the penis!"
#14 "OMG penis goes where?"

/late to the thread
//sorry

 
llama vortex 2009-07-10 11:29:02 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

reminds me of



/watch out, link is hot!

 
kbokc 2009-07-10 11:29:35 PM  
for all you caroline byrd fans, no.7 makes her look like an anal fissure...

and she seems like much more fun

 
llama vortex 2009-07-10 11:30:42 PM  
Great... the one time I don't preview....

Here is what I meant to post

www.contactmusic.com

 
Varren 2009-07-10 11:36:17 PM  
The Sess?

i.cdn.turner.com

megazinemedia.com

 
7th Son of a 7th Son 2009-07-10 11:38:43 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

i64.photobucket.com

cm1.theinsider.com

 
Jixa 2009-07-10 11:38:58 PM  
my contribution to the insanity
i225.photobucket.com

 
liverpoolumd 2009-07-10 11:40:52 PM  
7th Son of a 7th Son


Dude... how the... what... but.... how....

Good work.

 
BasqueBastard 2009-07-10 11:43:22 PM  
liverpoolumd: 7th Son of a 7th Son


Dude... how the... what... but.... how....

Good work.


It's not her, the name on the photo is different than the one in the arrest report.

 
7th Son of a 7th Son 2009-07-10 11:50:12 PM  
The last pic is of Mackenzie Rosman. We all know her as Ruthie Camden from 7th Heaven. She was a cute kid on the show but now that she's older it's DAAAMMMNNNNN! She's a stunner.

 
El Robbo 2009-07-10 11:50:56 PM  
beoswulf: /q&d sorry

Awesome. I've just been re-reading Preacher.

 
FeedTheCollapse 2009-07-10 11:50:57 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

mikedempsey.typepad.com

 
El Robbo 2009-07-10 11:56:32 PM  
Fapper Dan: Is it just me? I think this chick is hot.

It's not just you. That 'do has gotta go, but it does bespeak a strong streak of crazy that could lead to some uninhibited times.

 
hurdboy [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 12:06:13 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

thegrandnarrative.files.wordpress.com

 
GreatNOD 2009-07-11 12:11:20 AM  
img37.imageshack.us

YES!

 
deegen 2009-07-11 12:13:41 AM  
I had to double check, number 10 looks like a girl I was farking a while ago. It's not her, but they sure look like they could be related.

 
minnkat 2009-07-11 12:16:33 AM  
img110.imageshack.us

 
myalias1845 2009-07-11 12:17:09 AM  
maxthepolarbear: I have never been less attracted to a female than I am to number 12.

If I had a dollar everytime someone told me that...

 
myalias1845 2009-07-11 12:18:46 AM  
deegen: I had to double check, number 10 looks like a girl I was farking a while ago. It's not her, but they sure look like they could be related.

So are you hot or did she have a low self esteem?

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-07-11 12:21:08 AM  
100 Watt Walrus: i.cdn.turner.com

DISORDERLY CONDUCT/ OCCUPY PROPERTY W/O CONSENT


She can get disorderly with me anytime.

 
myalias1845 2009-07-11 12:22:13 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

I don't understand. Is that the most shallow belly button ever or a surgery scar?

 
Ashtrey 2009-07-11 12:23:33 AM  
myalias1845: I don't understand. Is that the most shallow belly button ever or a surgery scar?

I'm gonna say BB gun when he was 12.

 
Harry_Seldon 2009-07-11 12:23:37 AM  
100 Watt Walrus: DISORDERLY CONDUCT/ OCCUPY PROPERTY W/O CONSENT

Sweets, wherever you were "occupying without consent" was still in Boise, and therefore not worth the trouble. Come out to Cali and the Walrus will make it all better.



Pick her up on the way and bring her with you.


I really don't get how she ends up in the criminal justice system? Are we safer as a society with this sweetie in jail? She has such nice groomed eyebrows.

 
I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma 2009-07-11 12:27:52 AM  
deegen "Had to double check, number 10 looks like a girl I was farkingwacking off to a while ago. It's not her, but they sure look like they could be related in the same magazine"

/FIFY

 
splorp! 2009-07-11 12:28:30 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Meh.

www.usmagazine.com

 
40oz_A_Knight 2009-07-11 12:28:56 AM  
7th Son of a 7th Son: The last pic is of Mackenzie Rosman. We all know her as Ruthie Camden from 7th Heaven. She was a cute kid on the show but now that she's older it's DAAAMMMNNNNN! She's a stunner.

Why don't you have a seat over...she's 19, you say? Well, carry on.

 
good is dumb 2009-07-11 12:29:35 AM  
Came for the Gossamer pics; was not disappointed.

 
BeastOfBourbon [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 12:32:37 AM  
The lab wants its human-tamarin hybrid back.

img18.imageshack.us

 
GreatNOD 2009-07-11 12:32:41 AM  
img375.imageshack.us

 
twfeline 2009-07-11 12:42:38 AM  
DeCypher44
(Pic of Gossamer)

You win one Internets!

 
That coward David Lopan 2009-07-11 12:53:39 AM  
Foaming 2009-07-10 07:38:02 PM

This man is clearly irrational!


Pi's an irrational number. That's why that's funny.

 
GreatNOD 2009-07-11 12:55:01 AM  
img65.imageshack.us

/3.14159265

 
twfeline 2009-07-11 12:55:36 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
UFIA
Nailed it.

 
Veritas [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-11 12:56:13 AM  
I'd like to join the "I'd hit #7 until I was drained of every drop of moisture in my body and my wang was a tattered scrap of rubbed-raw skin" club, please.

 
domari [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 01:26:19 AM  
carlysled: http://www.adasheriff.org/ArrestsReport/

My son probably knows her.

 
GreatNOD 2009-07-11 01:27:48 AM  
img229.imageshack.us

sweet dreams

 
kb7rky 2009-07-11 01:32:00 AM  
myalias1845: maxthepolarbear: I have never been less attracted to a female than I am to number 12.

If I had a dollar everytime someone told me that...


You'd have a dollar?

(ducks)

 
bahknee 2009-07-11 01:53:43 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com
2.bp.blogspot.com

Two Hollywood Bump-its on each side of head.

 
myalias1845 2009-07-11 01:59:32 AM  
bahknee: Two Hollywood Bump-its on each side of head.

You're underestimating her. There's probably one on the back too.

 
ffish [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-11 02:00:59 AM  
myalias1845: bahknee: Two Hollywood Bump-its on each side of head.

You're underestimating her. There's probably one on the back too.


From the looks of it she's got one tucked in her jaw, too.

 
Catastrophator 2009-07-11 02:09:17 AM  
img229.imageshack.us

 
kb7rky 2009-07-11 02:10:35 AM  
i3.photobucket.com

Q and D

/gotta love ol' Rat Fink...

 
diceofdeath 2009-07-11 02:23:27 AM  
Harry_Seldon: 100 Watt Walrus: DISORDERLY CONDUCT/ OCCUPY PROPERTY W/O CONSENT

Sweets, wherever you were "occupying without consent" was still in Boise, and therefore not worth the trouble. Come out to Cali and the Walrus will make it all better.



Pick her up on the way and bring her with you.

I really don't get how she ends up in the criminal justice system? Are we safer as a society with this sweetie in jail? She has such nice groomed eyebrows.


So does Lorena Bobbitt.

 
MmmmBacon [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 02:24:29 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com
www.newsday.com
(Was really looking for a good shot of Jennifer Grey from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", like the Police Station scene, but GIS failed me)

/Both ever-so-hot, though

 
Mentalpatient87 2009-07-11 02:48:48 AM  
i31.tinypic.com

Best I could do with paint...

 
schpanky 2009-07-11 03:18:13 AM  
minnkat

I was thinking the same thing, but I don't think she needs digital reproduction. Her head's already square.

She looks like a bonsai kitty, just out of the box.

Wulfman Where is that from? I laughed so hard I almost puked. I think you're right. That needs to go on the mugshot hall of fame.

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 04:31:48 AM  
All props to TSG, but the weekly mugshot roundup would be twice as good if they told us what these people were arrested for.

 
Gordinho 2009-07-11 04:46:02 AM  
i28.tinypic.com

/Quick and dirty

 
Vern the Worm 2009-07-11 06:34:02 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com


Natalie wood
3.bp.blogspot.com

 
diceofdeath 2009-07-11 06:38:07 AM  
Yowza.

 
Harry Freakstorm 2009-07-11 08:10:29 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Easily the least popular of the franchise, Freddies' Own Nightmare - Nightmare on Elm Street (IMDB 1997) did find some fans.

The movie was not about Freddy terrorizing teens but of his own nightmares. In the film, Freddy stops at a local Subway after an evening of terror. He orders a foot long BMT from an midly scared attendant (the last role of Future Senator Al Franken). After consuming the sandwich and a couple of cans of Falstaff Beer, Freddy declares "That sandwich wants revenge, it aint gonna get it." He falls asleep in the easy chair during Letterman's Top Ten. The topic then switches from "Top Ten Types of People to Avoid on NYC Subways" to Freddies' nightmarish "Top Ten Ways to a Pedophile Janitor"

And with that, we are treated with the various ways Freddy is dispacted including an extended scene central to the canon where Freddy is hunted down and burned to death by angry parents.

The movie opened to the lowest gross ever for the franchise and most fans and reviewers gave it very low marks. It went to video less that a month after opening and did poorly there.

The movie did get one glowing review and he was so impressed that he announced the movie is the "Raging Bull" of this generation. The movie so impress him, Gene Siskel had the above tattooed on his abdomen right next to the Deniro tattoo that shows a fat Deniro when Siskel sits dwn but turn in to a tall thin Deniro when he stands up.

It was reportedly one of his favorite tattoos, second only to a topless Lucille Ball. Per his wishes, following his demise in 1999 his skin was removed, tanned and now hangs in Stinky's Ink Tattoo Parlor.

 
Fallguyx 2009-07-11 09:06:26 AM  
steveGswine: Silicon Sam: Number 7 was here back in March.....

Dammit, quit posting that girl.

My brain shuts down for ten seconds every time I see those eyes. I don't know what it

[guhhhh] [DAMMIT! looked again]

is about her, but it's just criminal, whatever it is.


do a youtube search for Magibon.


Pedo bear is calling.

 
davidphogan [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 10:16:43 AM  
playdate: What is it with big smiles in a mug shot?

I don't care what the picture's for, I want to look my best, damnit!

 
AtlanticCoast63 2009-07-11 12:13:53 PM  
....Xixa ALMOST had it...

i.cdn.turner.com
www.francescofrancavilla.com

 
deegen 2009-07-11 01:47:42 PM  
myalias1845: deegen: I had to double check, number 10 looks like a girl I was farking a while ago. It's not her, but they sure look like they could be related.

So are you hot or did she have a low self esteem?


Low self esteem, I think.
I sure didn't complain.

 
Fototark [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 02:32:49 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

 
Grunt2006 2009-07-11 02:57:43 PM  
Can we keep this between us.... I'd really hate to lose my teaching job

i272.photobucket.com

 
Taima [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 04:14:43 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

www.iansmith.co.uk

It took this long? Really?

 
darwinpolice 2009-07-11 10:44:26 PM  
lh4.ggpht.com

 
pheelix 2009-07-12 02:26:02 AM  
i.cdn.turner.comi73.photobucket.com

 
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