You shut up and die subby! The Royals are just pacing themselves for after the All-Star break!

Mentat: You shut up and die subby! The Royals are just pacing themselves for after the All-Star break!

Which year?

haemaker: Mentat: You shut up and die subby! The Royals are just pacing themselves for after the All-Star break!

Which year?

I do not appreciate your sarcasm!

haemaker: Mentat: You shut up and die subby! The Royals are just pacing themselves for after the All-Star break!

Which year?

Which decade is the right question for us :(

As much as I like talking about baseball, how did this make the main page? Don't we have a sports tab for this sort of thing?

I don't follow sports. Does this have something to do with Sarah Palin quitting?

Screw the Mariners

/Seattle fan

Delay: I don't follow sports. Does this have something to do with Sarah Palin quitting?

No, but did you hear? Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out Megan Fox is bisexual.

Hey, Betancourt wasn't even the worst major league player traded today.

punchaprep: Screw the Mariners

/Seattle fan

They do just fine screwing themselves

/also Seattle fan

Oh, those Royals.......

eqtworld

You must be from Tampa Bay.

main page? cant this crap stay on the sports page its not even important sports news

Who names their kid Yuniesky?

I assume that headline means that Prince Harry has started listening to old Extreme albums.

Or something??

Second Paragraph...? Really Smitty...?

what about the KC Comets and the Kings? That's what I'm dieing to hear about.

Does this mean we can say don't let the door hit your ass on the way out to Tony Pena Jr?

Front page! Nothing but the best for the 2009 World Series champions! Let us mark this day, the day that they cemented their championshipiness!

I don't know of many people in Seattle who were sad to see this guy go. For Christs sake! He KO'd his own teammate ON THE FIELD.

The who did what now?

It hurts so much to be a lifelong Royals fan.

Cheer up KC! Yuni is just the ticket if you like your shortstops fat, lazy, and free swinging with no contact.

The Mariners' replacement ss is hitting around .150. He is also an unquestioned upgrade from Yuni, which should tell you how awful Betancourt is.

Betancourt, Meche, Bloomquist, Guillen...

How bad do you have to be to serve as the dumping ground for the Mariners, fer chrissake?

/M's fan, see you on Griffey Jr. bobblehead night 8/7

Talk is that many Mariners fans up here are referring to the Royals as the "Little Ms" now with how many people they've gotten from us in trades.

/runs and hides lest the KC fans try dousing him in BBQ sauce

Well, Betancourt did play in Seattle, and we all know Seattle is a complete shiathole, where decent players go to die, and horrible players go to get paid.

Zesty Mordant Sauce: It hurts so much to be a lifelong Royals fan.

At least you aren't as pathetic as the Cubs.

jimbodahobo: Zesty Mordant Sauce: It hurts so much to be a lifelong Royals fan.

At least you aren't as pathetic as the Cubs.

Oh boohoo for both of you.

The Royals have participated in two World Series, winning in 1985

Number of World Series games in Seattle, Big farking ZERO

What, is Fark trying to prove that it isn't all about Boston vs. New York?

it is.

The Royals up front? Weird.

Royale with cheese?

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: FREE OF TONY PENA JR AT LAST, FREE OF TONY PENA JR AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, WE'RE FREE OF TONY PENA JR AT LAST!!!

Now THAT'S what I call a taco!!!

You should try being a Toronto fan... Worse? You should try being a Toronto fan in Maine, USA. Even a Yankee fan is better treated.

That's strange- I don't remember the Colombian security forces trading a new prisoner in exchange for the release of Betancourt; I thought she was just flown out in a helicopter!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Íngrid_Betancourt

punchaprep: jimbodahobo: Zesty Mordant Sauce: It hurts so much to be a lifelong Royals fan.

At least you aren't as pathetic as the Cubs.

Oh boohoo for both of you.

The Royals have participated in two World Series, winning in 1985

Number of World Series games in Seattle, Big farking ZERO


So what you are saying, is that you've been spared 100+ years of gut wrenching disappointment. Cubs fans cannot say the same.

greenlit to the main page?

really?

really??

really???

really????

The one redeeming quality of being a Mariners fan is being able to eat garlic fries while looking at the Seattle skyline. Oh, watching the Angels come up regularly to whip up on 'em is fun too.

/ex SoCal resident living in Seattle.