But does Captain Obvious agree? I won't make a move without the Captain's say so.

You don't get alot of "doy" these days.

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Diogenes: You don't get alot of "doy" these days.

try the DERRR .., it's just like doy, but less filling

If you want a healthy sex-with-a-hooker-while-on-drugs experience, go to Juarez.

gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/lsdxzy

OMG is that shooped?!

Is this wrong? Should I have not done it? I mean no one told me about this.

I dunno, I'm always telling hookers they look good, for whores. Should I not do that?

/patronizing?
//no?
///okay.

who is on the drugs? the hookers?

But it's A O.K. the rest of the time!

Ironically, that goes for TJ hookers, and T.J. Hooker.

I'll believe it when Ric Romero tells me it's true.

On the other hand, its perfectly healthy to patronize American hookers while on drugs.

Diogenes: You don't get alot of "doy" these days.

No you don't, but I think that should change.

I'm making a solemn vow to say, "No doy" this weekend at least three times.

However, if you treat them as equals, you're just fine.

I am glad subby is reviving "doy." I would also hunbly suggest we resurrect "dillweed."

The onus is unremarkable.

Subby, you made Norm MacDonald proud.

when i'm on drugs i usually end up in tijuana.

what the hell else am i supposed to do to kill time?

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Ah, sweet memories."Like a weekend in TJ, its cheap but never free"

Tijuana prostitutes were very good to me the last time I was there...so on behalf of them as well as myself,fark you submitard

thenateman: If you want a healthy sex-with-a-hooker-while-on-drugs experience, go to Juarez.

I would then like a healthy injecting-tar-heroin-into-my-eye experience. Same place?

For some reason I understood that as being patronizing towards a hooker while on drugs, which painted a really funny picture in my mind.

I can see the danger in patronizing a Tijuana hooker, but is it as dangerous as patroning them?

vertiaset: I wonder if it has changed much since then?

Yes. The "girls" have penises.

gopher321: But does Captain Obvious agree? I won't make a move without the Captain's say so.

This just in:

Captain Obvious agrees.



The story at 10.

A coworker of mine who was in the Navy told me some fu king shiat about Tijuana sex practices, particularly the donkey show.

Apparently, these biatches harness themselves to the donkey, then take one hell of a wrecking. As in, farking pounded until they cum loudly and violenty, while taking over a foot of thick meat.

I live 2 hours of north of TJ, but I have much more fun on this side of the border I think, sans donkeys.

D_Evans45: A coworker of mine who was in the Navy told me some fu king shiat about Tijuana sex practices, particularly the donkey show.

Apparently, these biatches harness themselves to the donkey, then take one hell of a wrecking. As in, farking pounded until they cum loudly and violenty, while taking over a foot of thick meat.

I live 2 hours of north of TJ, but I have much more fun on this side of the border I think, sans donkeys.

Please see Gorgor's post above.

Thanks

"HIV prevalence among female sex workers in Tijuana was six percent. It has been estimated that as many as one in 112 persons aged 15-49 living in Tijuana is HIV-infected."

That means 7% of all TJ residents are prostitutes. My math is solid, but I may have made some incorrect assumptions.

Fluff Girl: vertiaset: I wonder if it has changed much since then?

Yes. The "girls" have penises.

Been awhile since I've seen one of your posts, Fluff. Well done.

vertiaset: I was amazed at how young, fresh and pretty the girls were and how, well, normal they seemed.

Normal exept for the being so poor they sell their bodies to rich strangers part?

Wasn't the Doy Institute founded by Einstein?

I do believe this headline serves as a filtering technique to identify old farkers.

/old farker

vertiaset 2009-07-10 08:10:53 PM
Years ago, in a time of youthful inexperience I found myself in a bar under a Tijuana brothel. I was amazed at how young, fresh and pretty the girls were and how, well, normal they seemed. The bar was clean and well lit, the drinks were reasonably priced and not watered down. Aside from a scary looking guy at the door, who was really friendly to us and seemed to only glare at Mexicans, there were no thug looking guys in the place. Now, I can't speak from actual experience mind you, but I was ... uh ... told ... that for $40.00 (in 1987) you could pretty much have whatever you want with a 18 or 19 year old woman. I'm sure prices have gone up ... but it was nothing at all like I expected.

I wonder if it has changed much since then?

Adelita's? Nothing has changed, except the going price now is $60. I think. Not sure how the collapse of the dollar has affected pricing.

Wow subby missed a Simpson's reference by one lousy letter.

DOH.

Dr. N.S. Sherlock. Very nice! :D

"You think that unicorn goes with those fishnets? Really?"

Go to the Avenida Revoluccion which is a 5 minute walk west after the pedestrian entrance to TJ. It's a middle class thoroughfare and you'll see Mormon missionaries on bicycles. Peruse the restaurants, stores and the like to see that it's all relatively normal and although not on a par with what you'd see in LaJolla it easily matches National City or Long Beach. Now go to any of the night clubs and check out the pictures of the lovelies that are out in front in the display cases. They all look exactly like Gorgor's girl friend. The zebra painted donkeys are less bizarre looking than they are. If they're the ones they take pictures of then what the hell do the second stringers look like?

Shrugging Atlas: Diogenes: You don't get alot of "doy" these days.

No you don't, but I think that should change.

I'm making a solemn vow to say, "No doy" this weekend at least three times.

I am joining this vow.

+1 subby. hoty for me

for good or for awesome: thenateman: If you want a healthy sex-with-a-hooker-while-on-drugs experience, go to Juarez.

I would then like a healthy injecting-tar-heroin-into-my-eye experience. Same place?

Opal? I think they sell that stuff in LA. It's pricey, though, and I think it's just concentrated Parepin.

/Please, stay the fark out of Tijuana
//Same goes for Juarez, Nuevo Laredo, and the whole state of Sinaloa

It's not the hookers it's the barbecued iguana!

/Mexican Radio

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Ironically, that goes for TJ hookers, and T.J. Hooker.

[Marco and Debbie are outside Quinn's bedroom with food.]"

Parasitic_Spin: I am glad subby is reviving "doy." I would also hunbly suggest we resurrect "dillweed."

Sounds wicked.

Running late for a date. Gotta book it.

gorgor, someone farked the pics, just a message.

Pretty tasty, but they have a slight paint thinner undertone.

In my youthful days in the navy, I actually got a $5 hummer at Chudy's House Of Beers on Ave. Revolution.
Worth every dollar!

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That's interesting. I just tried this, and I got some screed about full-disclosure security. I hope they will soon be back to the regularly scheduled donkey show.

I do not know how it is in Califoirnicatia but generally speaking in a Texas border town, if you want quality you have to know somebody, the top-class places are well off the strip which caters to fleecing the tourists---and they are not open to the public.

If you go to these places, you will receive good service---but you must also be polite and not make a drunken ass of yourself.