IMPORTANT NOTICE: Farkers, the "Tia Juana Donkey Show" is a hoax.

It was started by sailors in WWII at San Diego, and has grossed out generations of suckers after that.

If you ask a cab driver to take you there, he will insist on a stiff fee up front, drive you around a while, and dump you in the middle of nowhere.

You will keep quiet about being played for a sucker, which sets the table for the next fool.

vertiaset: Once they understood that I was not there for sex we actually just carried on a normal conversation. It was surreal in a way.

They had probably never met a gay man before.

olddinosaur: IMPORTANT NOTICE: Farkers, the "Tia Juana Donkey Show" is a hoax.

It was started by sailors in WWII at San Diego, and has grossed out generations of suckers after that.

If you ask a cab driver to take you there, he will insist on a stiff fee up front, drive you around a while, and dump you in the middle of nowhere.

You will keep quiet about being played for a sucker, which sets the table for the next fool I'm a farkin idiot that was duped by a mexican cabbie while trying to get my freak on.

/just reading between the lines mind you
// ;-)

My neighbor is in her 60s now. I felt sorry for her, 'cause she doesn't have anyone to help her out. Every so often, I would ask her if she needed me to pick up anything from a grocery store or what-ever.

Lately, I found out that my neighbor used to be a hooker. She caught a few STDs in her day. She now has late stage Syphilis.
She has gotten so bad mentally, that I don't even walk by her home. Her and her wacko, also a prostitute daughter, have accused me of paying men to have sex with her and to look in her windows.

I thought she was kidding, but she was serious. I told them both that I would not do such a thing. By the way they look, I don't have that kind of money.

It's so sad how their lives have turned out. Guess they don't all turn out like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

If you have to go, some reasonable precautions:

1. Go early in the morning, 10 AM is about best; you avoid crowds that way.

2. Do not go alone, and leave at least one person "holding down the fort"

3. Be sober and polite, smile a lot and treat everyone nicely.

4. Negotiate prices in advance, but if there is any dispute over money----pay up with a smile, then get yer ass out of there pronto!

5. You could presumably lose some money that way, but it's a helluva lot better than getting your throat cut in a back alley.

Above all, keep in mind: These people have a home-field advantage, you have no rights at all, and they are the boss no matter how unfair it is.

You should stay alive that way.

Sorry, "johnny-vegas," I have never been to either San Diego or Tia Juana.

I have been to Nogales and Piedras Negras, I do not like Mexico very much.

cowgirl toffee: My neighbor is in her 60s now. I felt sorry for her, 'cause she doesn't have anyone to help her out. Every so often, I would ask her if she needed me to pick up anything from a grocery store or what-ever.

Lately, I found out that my neighbor used to be a hooker. She caught a few STDs in her day. She now has late stage Syphilis.
She has gotten so bad mentally, that I don't even walk by her home. Her and her wacko, also a prostitute daughter, have accused me of paying men to have sex with her and to look in her windows.

I thought she was kidding, but she was serious. I told them both that I would not do such a thing. By the way they look, I don't have that kind of money.

It's so sad how their lives have turned out. Guess they don't all turn out like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

How am I suppposed to fap to that?

olddinosaur: IMPORTANT NOTICE: Farkers, the "Tia Juana Donkey Show" is a hoax.

It was started by sailors in WWII at San Diego, and has grossed out generations of suckers after that.

If you ask a cab driver to take you there, he will insist on a stiff fee up front, drive you around a while, and dump you in the middle of nowhere.

You will keep quiet about being played for a sucker, which sets the table for the next fool.

DAMMIT!

Scoop84: cowgirl toffee: My neighbor is in her 60s now. I felt sorry for her, 'cause she doesn't have anyone to help her out. Every so often, I would ask her if she needed me to pick up anything from a grocery store or what-ever.

Lately, I found out that my neighbor used to be a hooker. She caught a few STDs in her day. She now has late stage Syphilis.
She has gotten so bad mentally, that I don't even walk by her home. Her and her wacko, also a prostitute daughter, have accused me of paying men to have sex with her and to look in her windows.

I thought she was kidding, but she was serious. I told them both that I would not do such a thing. By the way they look, I don't have that kind of money.

It's so sad how their lives have turned out. Guess they don't all turn out like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

How am I suppposed to fap to that?

Privately

Scoop84: cowgirl toffee: My neighbor is in her 60s now. I felt sorry for her, 'cause she doesn't have anyone to help her out. Every so often, I would ask her if she needed me to pick up anything from a grocery store or what-ever.

Lately, I found out that my neighbor used to be a hooker. She caught a few STDs in her day. She now has late stage Syphilis.
She has gotten so bad mentally, that I don't even walk by her home. Her and her wacko, also a prostitute daughter, have accused me of paying men to have sex with her and to look in her windows.

I thought she was kidding, but she was serious. I told them both that I would not do such a thing. By the way they look, I don't have that kind of money.

It's so sad how their lives have turned out. Guess they don't all turn out like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

How am I suppposed to fap to that?

Well, if you want... I can give you a few bucks and her address.
Just don't tell her I sent you. ;)

I can't stand it when hookers patronize me, so I guess I can sympathize.

vertiaset: Scoop84

vertiaset: Once they understood that I was not there for sex we actually just carried on a normal conversation. It was surreal in a way.

They had probably never met a gay man before.

Nice, but I am sure that this place could have accommodated any preference. Interesting side note, I have now in my short time on Fark been accused of being: Gay and a homophobe. A libtard and a wingnut. Racist and an uncle Tom. You guys are all over the place.

To be sure, you are an INSULAR AMERICAN ASSHOLE as well!
Welcome!

tuna fingers:
To be sure, you are an INSULAR AMERICAN ASSHOLE as well!
Welcome!

AND CANADIAN

cowgirl toffee:

Well, if you want... I can give you a few bucks and her address.
Just don't tell her I sent you. ;)


How bad is the daughter?

Ah...brings back the tequila-hazed nostalgia of Coochie's House of Beer....right near the border entrance for convenience.

/didn't know it was a whore house
//thought the waitress was very friendly

vertiaset: Scoop84

vertiaset: Once they understood that I was not there for sex we actually just carried on a normal conversation. It was surreal in a way.

They had probably never met a gay man before.

Nice, but I am sure that this place could have accommodated any preference. Interesting side note, I have now in my short time on Fark been accused of being: Gay and a homophobe. A libtard and a wingnut. Racist and an uncle Tom. You guys are all over the place.

Maybe it's you who is all over the place?

/Any preference, you say - was it clean?

farkwhat
OH. MY. GOD.

cowgirl toffee: It's so sad how their lives have turned out. Guess they don't all turn out like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

Pretty Woman wasn't originally supposed to turn out like Pretty Woman. The original title of the script was "$3000" and it wasn't heartwarming.

simpsonfan: gorgor, someone farked the pics, just a message.

Huh...must be drunk.
http://tinyurl.com/men8ug
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Scoop84: cowgirl toffee:

How bad is the daughter?

She's so ugly, her johns fark her in any position and it's still doggy-style.

tuna fingers: vertiaset:to be sure, you are an INSULAR AMERICAN ASSHOLE as well!
Welcome!

If that's a new cliche, I fell for it the other day...

I've never been to TJ, but I had some great experiences in Nuevo Laredo a few years ago.

/Boystown was very friendly
//El Papagayo FTW!!

cowgirl toffee: Scoop84: cowgirl toffee:

How bad is the daughter?

She's so ugly, her johns fark her in any position and it's still doggy-style.


Maybe you and I should just go bowling or something

I don't think I'll ever understand the appeal of hookers. And especially not the appeal of traveling to a foreign land to hire one.

How hard could it be for even a below-average guy to find a possibly-drunk, decent-looking, somewhat-desperate, and/or reasonably-horny girl while in Tijuana (or any other city for that matter)? At least they'll actually think that they're enjoying it and won't just be acting the part.

Is N.S. Sherlock related to T.S. Eliot?

Perducci: I don't think I'll ever understand the appeal of hookers. And especially not the appeal of traveling to a foreign land to hire one.

How hard could it be for even a below-average guy to find a possibly-drunk, decent-looking, somewhat-desperate, and/or reasonably-horny girl while in Tijuana (or any other city for that matter)? At least they'll actually think that they're enjoying it and won't just be acting the part.

People wouldn't have to go to a foreign land to hire hookers if it were legal in the USA. Regulate it, mandatory tests, etc, just like the porn industry. Less violence, less STDs, and the government makes money off of it too.

Ever stop to think that some guys have morals? I think it's better to pay for sex than to lure some drunk girl into coming back to your room with you, knowing that she may not be in 'full control' and I'm sure the police would agree with me. One can be a felony, the other is a misdemeanor.

Acid_Casualty: Pretty tasty, but they have a slight paint thinner undertone.

And there's a good reason it says 300% hotter on the label...

/holy
//fark

olddinosaur: If you have to go, some reasonable precautions:

1. Go early in the morning, 10 AM is about best; you avoid crowds that way.

2. Do not go alone, and leave at least one person "holding down the fort"

3. Be sober and polite, smile a lot and treat everyone nicely.

4. Negotiate prices in advance, but if there is any dispute over money----pay up with a smile, then get yer ass out of there pronto!

5. You could presumably lose some money that way, but it's a helluva lot better than getting your throat cut in a back alley.

Above all, keep in mind: These people have a home-field advantage, you have no rights at all, and they are the boss no matter how unfair it is.

You should stay alive that way if you just stay home in the first place.

FTFY

the_peddler: farkwhat
OH. MY. GOD.

This.

/could someone pass the eyebleach, please?

Hrist: Perducci: I don't think I'll ever understand the appeal of hookers. And especially not the appeal of traveling to a foreign land to hire one.

How hard could it be for even a below-average guy to find a possibly-drunk, decent-looking, somewhat-desperate, and/or reasonably-horny girl while in Tijuana (or any other city for that matter)? At least they'll actually think that they're enjoying it and won't just be acting the part.

People wouldn't have to go to a foreign land to hire hookers if it were legal in the USA. Regulate it, mandatory tests, etc, just like the porn industry. Less violence, less STDs, and the government makes money off of it too.

Ever stop to think that some guys have morals? I think it's better to pay for sex than to lure some drunk girl into coming back to your room with you, knowing that she may not be in 'full control' and I'm sure the police would agree with me. One can be a felony, the other is a misdemeanor.

*Salutes* thank goodness we have fine upstanding people like you around. After all hookers are all just businesswoman, and are never being exploited. You're a real hero.

cowgirl toffee: Scoop84: cowgirl toffee:

How bad is the daughter?

She's so ugly, her johns fark her in any position and it's still doggy-style.

i just laughed so hard my gf shouted down to check on me, my stupid dogs went from laying to standing in one movement and the wall above my desk is a nice darjeeling......ummm....khaki...yeah......

StormnMormon: Hrist: Perducci: I don't think I'll ever understand the appeal of hookers. And especially not the appeal of traveling to a foreign land to hire one.

How hard could it be for even a below-average guy to find a possibly-drunk, decent-looking, somewhat-desperate, and/or reasonably-horny girl while in Tijuana (or any other city for that matter)? At least they'll actually think that they're enjoying it and won't just be acting the part.

People wouldn't have to go to a foreign land to hire hookers if it were legal in the USA. Regulate it, mandatory tests, etc, just like the porn industry. Less violence, less STDs, and the government makes money off of it too.

Ever stop to think that some guys have morals? I think it's better to pay for sex than to lure some drunk girl into coming back to your room with you, knowing that she may not be in 'full control' and I'm sure the police would agree with me. One can be a felony, the other is a misdemeanor.

*Salutes* thank goodness we have fine upstanding people like you around. After all hookers are all just businesswoman, and are never being exploited. You're a real hero.

Glad to see a white knight that has nothing but common sense... oh wait... you sound clueless...

First, a woman that gets into prostitution in the states rarely does it out of choice. Odds are that she'd doing drugs and has no self-esteem.

In other countries were sex is regarded differently, the attitude towards prostitution is very different. Many women see it as a standard thing... in some countries, a "prostitute" for you, would see herself more as a girlfriend and be asking for money as a gift or as support, in which these girls get with the whole "sugar daddy" thing.

Then you have those that do it as a service, since it's been around for so long, consider it normal, a way of life, that mostly services the tourists. (as the local don't have money)

In the end, what was suggested, (to pick up a drunk girl) can lead to a crapload of problems.

-she might cry rape
-she might be so drunk that medical attention might be required
-she might be infected by every social disease due to her being part of the regular last minute drunk crowd
-she might have a husband/boyfriend
-she might have a nutjob family
-she might end up pregnant
-she might be a he
-she might be a psycho
-she might want to be in a relationship
-etc.....

So in the end, for a guy that is only looking to get laid, that's a whole lot of risks.

Then there the whole skills thing, etc. doing what the guy wants (and wants to pay for, etc..)

I believe that prostitution should be legalized, then the "abuse" would be a lot less, diseases and drug abuse also better controlled, etc.

kb7rky: Acid_Casualty: Pretty tasty, but they have a slight paint thinner undertone.

And there's a good reason it says 300% hotter on the label...

They have to say that, because after you have a Tijuana Mama, it burns when you pee.

budum tshh

You want to go to rheum?
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