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gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 05:15:26 PM  
But does Captain Obvious agree? I won't make a move without the Captain's say so.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 05:15:59 PM  
You don't get alot of "doy" these days.

 
gorgor 2009-07-10 05:26:41 PM  
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/lsdxzy
(copy and paste, NSFW)

 
Pud [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 05:26:49 PM  
Diogenes: You don't get alot of "doy" these days.

try the DERRR .., it's just like doy, but less filling

 
thenateman 2009-07-10 05:30:02 PM  
If you want a healthy sex-with-a-hooker-while-on-drugs experience, go to Juarez.

 
bleeding_heart_fascist 2009-07-10 06:02:30 PM  
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/lsdxzy

OMG is that shooped?!

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 06:15:00 PM  
Is this wrong? Should I have not done it? I mean no one told me about this.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 06:19:39 PM  
I dunno, I'm always telling hookers they look good, for whores. Should I not do that?

/patronizing?
//no?
///okay.

 
starlost 2009-07-10 07:45:51 PM  
who is on the drugs? the hookers?

 
I hate Chevy 2009-07-10 07:45:53 PM  
But it's A O.K. the rest of the time!

 
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H. 2009-07-10 07:48:29 PM  
Ironically, that goes for TJ hookers, and T.J. Hooker.

 
Paris1127 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:49:12 PM  
I'll believe it when Ric Romero tells me it's true.

 
tedbundee 2009-07-10 07:50:25 PM  
On the other hand, its perfectly healthy to patronize American hookers while on drugs.

 
Shrugging Atlas 2009-07-10 07:51:02 PM  
Diogenes: You don't get alot of "doy" these days.

No you don't, but I think that should change.

I'm making a solemn vow to say, "No doy" this weekend at least three times.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:51:19 PM  
However, if you treat them as equals, you're just fine.

 
Parasitic_Spin [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 07:52:44 PM  
I am glad subby is reviving "doy." I would also hunbly suggest we resurrect "dillweed."

 
ko_kyi 2009-07-10 07:52:59 PM  
The onus is unremarkable.

 
pjspaws 2009-07-10 07:57:34 PM  
Subby, you made Norm MacDonald proud.

 
DerekSD 2009-07-10 08:02:01 PM  
when i'm on drugs i usually end up in tijuana.

what the hell else am i supposed to do to kill time?

 
friedlinx 2009-07-10 08:02:25 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/lsdxzy
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Ah, sweet memories."Like a weekend in TJ, its cheap but never free"

 
mud_shark 2009-07-10 08:03:30 PM  
Tijuana prostitutes were very good to me the last time I was there...so on behalf of them as well as myself,fark you submitard

 
for good or for awesome 2009-07-10 08:04:05 PM  
thenateman: If you want a healthy sex-with-a-hooker-while-on-drugs experience, go to Juarez.

I would then like a healthy injecting-tar-heroin-into-my-eye experience. Same place?

 
Nightmaretony 2009-07-10 08:11:28 PM  
www.nightmarepark.com

 
Fluid 2009-07-10 08:12:06 PM  
For some reason I understood that as being patronizing towards a hooker while on drugs, which painted a really funny picture in my mind.

 
SynthLord 2009-07-10 08:12:24 PM  
I can see the danger in patronizing a Tijuana hooker, but is it as dangerous as patroning them?

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:12:51 PM  
vertiaset: I wonder if it has changed much since then?

Yes. The "girls" have penises.

 
kb7rky 2009-07-10 08:16:08 PM  
gopher321: But does Captain Obvious agree? I won't make a move without the Captain's say so.

This just in:

Captain Obvious agrees.

www.eiaonline.com

The story at 10.

 
D_Evans45 2009-07-10 08:19:23 PM  
A coworker of mine who was in the Navy told me some fu king shiat about Tijuana sex practices, particularly the donkey show.

Apparently, these biatches harness themselves to the donkey, then take one hell of a wrecking. As in, farking pounded until they cum loudly and violenty, while taking over a foot of thick meat.

I live 2 hours of north of TJ, but I have much more fun on this side of the border I think, sans donkeys.

 
unheatedgarage 2009-07-10 08:25:59 PM  
D_Evans45: A coworker of mine who was in the Navy told me some fu king shiat about Tijuana sex practices, particularly the donkey show.

Apparently, these biatches harness themselves to the donkey, then take one hell of a wrecking. As in, farking pounded until they cum loudly and violenty, while taking over a foot of thick meat.

I live 2 hours of north of TJ, but I have much more fun on this side of the border I think, sans donkeys.


Please see Gorgor's post above.

Thanks

 
bstanton010 2009-07-10 08:37:09 PM  
"HIV prevalence among female sex workers in Tijuana was six percent. It has been estimated that as many as one in 112 persons aged 15-49 living in Tijuana is HIV-infected."

That means 7% of all TJ residents are prostitutes. My math is solid, but I may have made some incorrect assumptions.

 
Chester J. Lampwick 2009-07-10 08:37:31 PM  
Fluff Girl: vertiaset: I wonder if it has changed much since then?

Yes. The "girls" have penises.


Been awhile since I've seen one of your posts, Fluff. Well done.

 
for good or for awesome 2009-07-10 08:38:13 PM  
vertiaset: I was amazed at how young, fresh and pretty the girls were and how, well, normal they seemed.

Normal exept for the being so poor they sell their bodies to rich strangers part?

 
The Southern Dandy 2009-07-10 08:40:18 PM  
Wasn't the Doy Institute founded by Einstein?

 
balancing act 2009-07-10 08:46:37 PM  
I do believe this headline serves as a filtering technique to identify old farkers.

/old farker

 
CaptainFatass 2009-07-10 08:46:48 PM  
vertiaset 2009-07-10 08:10:53 PM
Years ago, in a time of youthful inexperience I found myself in a bar under a Tijuana brothel. I was amazed at how young, fresh and pretty the girls were and how, well, normal they seemed. The bar was clean and well lit, the drinks were reasonably priced and not watered down. Aside from a scary looking guy at the door, who was really friendly to us and seemed to only glare at Mexicans, there were no thug looking guys in the place. Now, I can't speak from actual experience mind you, but I was ... uh ... told ... that for $40.00 (in 1987) you could pretty much have whatever you want with a 18 or 19 year old woman. I'm sure prices have gone up ... but it was nothing at all like I expected.

I wonder if it has changed much since then?


Adelita's? Nothing has changed, except the going price now is $60. I think. Not sure how the collapse of the dollar has affected pricing.

 
sparkeyjames 2009-07-10 08:56:54 PM  
Wow subby missed a Simpson's reference by one lousy letter.

DOH.

 
tender 2009-07-10 08:59:37 PM  
Dr. N.S. Sherlock. Very nice! :D

 
The Voice of Sarcastic Reason 2009-07-10 09:07:19 PM  
"You think that unicorn goes with those fishnets? Really?"

 
OscarTamerz 2009-07-10 09:10:20 PM  
Go to the Avenida Revoluccion which is a 5 minute walk west after the pedestrian entrance to TJ. It's a middle class thoroughfare and you'll see Mormon missionaries on bicycles. Peruse the restaurants, stores and the like to see that it's all relatively normal and although not on a par with what you'd see in LaJolla it easily matches National City or Long Beach. Now go to any of the night clubs and check out the pictures of the lovelies that are out in front in the display cases. They all look exactly like Gorgor's girl friend. The zebra painted donkeys are less bizarre looking than they are. If they're the ones they take pictures of then what the hell do the second stringers look like?

 
grumpyguru 2009-07-10 09:35:42 PM  
Shrugging Atlas: Diogenes: You don't get alot of "doy" these days.

No you don't, but I think that should change.

I'm making a solemn vow to say, "No doy" this weekend at least three times.


I am joining this vow.

+1 subby. hoty for me

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 09:37:03 PM  
for good or for awesome: thenateman: If you want a healthy sex-with-a-hooker-while-on-drugs experience, go to Juarez.

I would then like a healthy injecting-tar-heroin-into-my-eye experience. Same place?


Opal? I think they sell that stuff in LA. It's pricey, though, and I think it's just concentrated Parepin.

/Please, stay the fark out of Tijuana
//Same goes for Juarez, Nuevo Laredo, and the whole state of Sinaloa

 
ISITTHATOBVIOUS 2009-07-10 10:04:26 PM  
It's not the hookers it's the barbecued iguana!

/Mexican Radio

 
cycle23 2009-07-10 10:07:05 PM  
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Ironically, that goes for TJ hookers, and T.J. Hooker.

[Marco and Debbie are outside Quinn's bedroom with food.]"

 
Steve_Hartgen 2009-07-10 10:07:36 PM  
Parasitic_Spin: I am glad subby is reviving "doy." I would also hunbly suggest we resurrect "dillweed."

Sounds wicked.

Running late for a date. Gotta book it.

 
simpsonfan 2009-07-10 10:13:34 PM  
gorgor, someone farked the pics, just a message.

 
Acid_Casualty 2009-07-10 10:20:03 PM  
www.oasisnewsfeatures.com

Pretty tasty, but they have a slight paint thinner undertone.

 
Combustion 2009-07-10 10:22:25 PM  
In my youthful days in the navy, I actually got a $5 hummer at Chudy's House Of Beers on Ave. Revolution.
Worth every dollar!

 
mreuther 2009-07-10 10:22:37 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/lsdxzy
(copy and paste, NSFW)


That's interesting. I just tried this, and I got some screed about full-disclosure security. I hope they will soon be back to the regularly scheduled donkey show.

 
olddinosaur 2009-07-10 10:22:46 PM  
I do not know how it is in Califoirnicatia but generally speaking in a Texas border town, if you want quality you have to know somebody, the top-class places are well off the strip which caters to fleecing the tourists---and they are not open to the public.

If you go to these places, you will receive good service---but you must also be polite and not make a drunken ass of yourself.

 
FarkWhat 2009-07-10 10:24:30 PM  
i71.photobucket.com

 
olddinosaur 2009-07-10 10:29:38 PM  
IMPORTANT NOTICE: Farkers, the "Tia Juana Donkey Show" is a hoax.

It was started by sailors in WWII at San Diego, and has grossed out generations of suckers after that.

If you ask a cab driver to take you there, he will insist on a stiff fee up front, drive you around a while, and dump you in the middle of nowhere.

You will keep quiet about being played for a sucker, which sets the table for the next fool.

 
Scoop84 2009-07-10 10:33:52 PM  
vertiaset: Once they understood that I was not there for sex we actually just carried on a normal conversation. It was surreal in a way.

They had probably never met a gay man before.

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 10:34:39 PM  
olddinosaur: IMPORTANT NOTICE: Farkers, the "Tia Juana Donkey Show" is a hoax.

It was started by sailors in WWII at San Diego, and has grossed out generations of suckers after that.

If you ask a cab driver to take you there, he will insist on a stiff fee up front, drive you around a while, and dump you in the middle of nowhere.

You will keep quiet about being played for a sucker, which sets the table for the next fool
I'm a farkin idiot that was duped by a mexican cabbie while trying to get my freak on.


/just reading between the lines mind you
// ;-)

 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 10:35:19 PM  
My neighbor is in her 60s now. I felt sorry for her, 'cause she doesn't have anyone to help her out. Every so often, I would ask her if she needed me to pick up anything from a grocery store or what-ever.

Lately, I found out that my neighbor used to be a hooker. She caught a few STDs in her day. She now has late stage Syphilis.
She has gotten so bad mentally, that I don't even walk by her home. Her and her wacko, also a prostitute daughter, have accused me of paying men to have sex with her and to look in her windows.

I thought she was kidding, but she was serious. I told them both that I would not do such a thing. By the way they look, I don't have that kind of money.

It's so sad how their lives have turned out. Guess they don't all turn out like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

 
olddinosaur 2009-07-10 10:37:31 PM  
If you have to go, some reasonable precautions:

1. Go early in the morning, 10 AM is about best; you avoid crowds that way.

2. Do not go alone, and leave at least one person "holding down the fort"

3. Be sober and polite, smile a lot and treat everyone nicely.

4. Negotiate prices in advance, but if there is any dispute over money----pay up with a smile, then get yer ass out of there pronto!

5. You could presumably lose some money that way, but it's a helluva lot better than getting your throat cut in a back alley.

Above all, keep in mind: These people have a home-field advantage, you have no rights at all, and they are the boss no matter how unfair it is.

You should stay alive that way.

 
olddinosaur 2009-07-10 10:41:06 PM  
Sorry, "johnny-vegas," I have never been to either San Diego or Tia Juana.

I have been to Nogales and Piedras Negras, I do not like Mexico very much.

 
Scoop84 2009-07-10 10:45:11 PM  
cowgirl toffee: My neighbor is in her 60s now. I felt sorry for her, 'cause she doesn't have anyone to help her out. Every so often, I would ask her if she needed me to pick up anything from a grocery store or what-ever.

Lately, I found out that my neighbor used to be a hooker. She caught a few STDs in her day. She now has late stage Syphilis.
She has gotten so bad mentally, that I don't even walk by her home. Her and her wacko, also a prostitute daughter, have accused me of paying men to have sex with her and to look in her windows.

I thought she was kidding, but she was serious. I told them both that I would not do such a thing. By the way they look, I don't have that kind of money.

It's so sad how their lives have turned out. Guess they don't all turn out like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.


How am I suppposed to fap to that?

 
KangTheMad 2009-07-10 10:47:19 PM  
olddinosaur: IMPORTANT NOTICE: Farkers, the "Tia Juana Donkey Show" is a hoax.

It was started by sailors in WWII at San Diego, and has grossed out generations of suckers after that.

If you ask a cab driver to take you there, he will insist on a stiff fee up front, drive you around a while, and dump you in the middle of nowhere.

You will keep quiet about being played for a sucker, which sets the table for the next fool.


DAMMIT!

 
ChickenTits 2009-07-10 10:47:58 PM  
Scoop84: cowgirl toffee: My neighbor is in her 60s now. I felt sorry for her, 'cause she doesn't have anyone to help her out. Every so often, I would ask her if she needed me to pick up anything from a grocery store or what-ever.

Lately, I found out that my neighbor used to be a hooker. She caught a few STDs in her day. She now has late stage Syphilis.
She has gotten so bad mentally, that I don't even walk by her home. Her and her wacko, also a prostitute daughter, have accused me of paying men to have sex with her and to look in her windows.

I thought she was kidding, but she was serious. I told them both that I would not do such a thing. By the way they look, I don't have that kind of money.

It's so sad how their lives have turned out. Guess they don't all turn out like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

How am I suppposed to fap to that?


Privately

 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 10:48:27 PM  
Scoop84: cowgirl toffee: My neighbor is in her 60s now. I felt sorry for her, 'cause she doesn't have anyone to help her out. Every so often, I would ask her if she needed me to pick up anything from a grocery store or what-ever.

Lately, I found out that my neighbor used to be a hooker. She caught a few STDs in her day. She now has late stage Syphilis.
She has gotten so bad mentally, that I don't even walk by her home. Her and her wacko, also a prostitute daughter, have accused me of paying men to have sex with her and to look in her windows.

I thought she was kidding, but she was serious. I told them both that I would not do such a thing. By the way they look, I don't have that kind of money.

It's so sad how their lives have turned out. Guess they don't all turn out like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

How am I suppposed to fap to that?


Well, if you want... I can give you a few bucks and her address.
Just don't tell her I sent you. ;)

 
Ecobuckeye 2009-07-10 11:00:32 PM  
I can't stand it when hookers patronize me, so I guess I can sympathize.

 
tuna fingers 2009-07-10 11:08:20 PM  
vertiaset: Scoop84

vertiaset: Once they understood that I was not there for sex we actually just carried on a normal conversation. It was surreal in a way.

They had probably never met a gay man before.

Nice, but I am sure that this place could have accommodated any preference. Interesting side note, I have now in my short time on Fark been accused of being: Gay and a homophobe. A libtard and a wingnut. Racist and an uncle Tom. You guys are all over the place.


To be sure, you are an INSULAR AMERICAN ASSHOLE as well!
Welcome!

 
chrismac 2009-07-10 11:18:51 PM  
tuna fingers:
To be sure, you are an INSULAR AMERICAN ASSHOLE as well!
Welcome!


AND CANADIAN

 
Scoop84 2009-07-10 11:21:25 PM  
cowgirl toffee:

Well, if you want... I can give you a few bucks and her address.
Just don't tell her I sent you. ;)



How bad is the daughter?

 
Nuclear Monk 2009-07-10 11:23:13 PM  
Ah...brings back the tequila-hazed nostalgia of Coochie's House of Beer....right near the border entrance for convenience.

/didn't know it was a whore house
//thought the waitress was very friendly

 
Unda 2009-07-10 11:33:15 PM  
vertiaset: Scoop84

vertiaset: Once they understood that I was not there for sex we actually just carried on a normal conversation. It was surreal in a way.

They had probably never met a gay man before.

Nice, but I am sure that this place could have accommodated any preference. Interesting side note, I have now in my short time on Fark been accused of being: Gay and a homophobe. A libtard and a wingnut. Racist and an uncle Tom. You guys are all over the place.


Maybe it's you who is all over the place?

/Any preference, you say - was it clean?

 
the_peddler 2009-07-10 11:40:45 PM  
farkwhat
OH. MY. GOD.

 
mreuther 2009-07-10 11:48:56 PM  
cowgirl toffee: It's so sad how their lives have turned out. Guess they don't all turn out like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

Pretty Woman wasn't originally supposed to turn out like Pretty Woman. The original title of the script was "$3000" and it wasn't heartwarming.

 
gorgor 2009-07-10 11:49:26 PM  
simpsonfan: gorgor, someone farked the pics, just a message.

Huh...must be drunk.
http://tinyurl.com/men8ug
(copy and paste, NSFW)

 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 11:50:09 PM  
Scoop84: cowgirl toffee:

How bad is the daughter?


She's so ugly, her johns fark her in any position and it's still doggy-style.

 
Unda 2009-07-10 11:52:48 PM  
tuna fingers: vertiaset:to be sure, you are an INSULAR AMERICAN ASSHOLE as well!
Welcome!


If that's a new cliche, I fell for it the other day...

 
BasqueBastard 2009-07-10 11:53:05 PM  
I've never been to TJ, but I had some great experiences in Nuevo Laredo a few years ago.

/Boystown was very friendly
//El Papagayo FTW!!

 
Scoop84 2009-07-10 11:59:11 PM  
cowgirl toffee: Scoop84: cowgirl toffee:

How bad is the daughter?

She's so ugly, her johns fark her in any position and it's still doggy-style.



Maybe you and I should just go bowling or something

 
Perducci 2009-07-11 12:14:07 AM  
I don't think I'll ever understand the appeal of hookers. And especially not the appeal of traveling to a foreign land to hire one.

How hard could it be for even a below-average guy to find a possibly-drunk, decent-looking, somewhat-desperate, and/or reasonably-horny girl while in Tijuana (or any other city for that matter)? At least they'll actually think that they're enjoying it and won't just be acting the part.

 
rvesco 2009-07-11 12:30:39 AM  
Is N.S. Sherlock related to T.S. Eliot?

 
Hrist 2009-07-11 12:32:31 AM  
Perducci: I don't think I'll ever understand the appeal of hookers. And especially not the appeal of traveling to a foreign land to hire one.

How hard could it be for even a below-average guy to find a possibly-drunk, decent-looking, somewhat-desperate, and/or reasonably-horny girl while in Tijuana (or any other city for that matter)? At least they'll actually think that they're enjoying it and won't just be acting the part.


People wouldn't have to go to a foreign land to hire hookers if it were legal in the USA. Regulate it, mandatory tests, etc, just like the porn industry. Less violence, less STDs, and the government makes money off of it too.

Ever stop to think that some guys have morals? I think it's better to pay for sex than to lure some drunk girl into coming back to your room with you, knowing that she may not be in 'full control' and I'm sure the police would agree with me. One can be a felony, the other is a misdemeanor.

 
kb7rky 2009-07-11 01:13:24 AM  
Acid_Casualty: Pretty tasty, but they have a slight paint thinner undertone.

And there's a good reason it says 300% hotter on the label...

/holy
//fark

 
kb7rky 2009-07-11 01:15:21 AM  
olddinosaur: If you have to go, some reasonable precautions:

1. Go early in the morning, 10 AM is about best; you avoid crowds that way.

2. Do not go alone, and leave at least one person "holding down the fort"

3. Be sober and polite, smile a lot and treat everyone nicely.

4. Negotiate prices in advance, but if there is any dispute over money----pay up with a smile, then get yer ass out of there pronto!

5. You could presumably lose some money that way, but it's a helluva lot better than getting your throat cut in a back alley.

Above all, keep in mind: These people have a home-field advantage, you have no rights at all, and they are the boss no matter how unfair it is.


You should stay alive that way if you just stay home in the first place.


FTFY

 
kb7rky 2009-07-11 01:19:13 AM  
the_peddler: farkwhat
OH. MY. GOD.


This.

/could someone pass the eyebleach, please?

 
StormnMormon [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 02:32:48 AM  
Hrist: Perducci: I don't think I'll ever understand the appeal of hookers. And especially not the appeal of traveling to a foreign land to hire one.

How hard could it be for even a below-average guy to find a possibly-drunk, decent-looking, somewhat-desperate, and/or reasonably-horny girl while in Tijuana (or any other city for that matter)? At least they'll actually think that they're enjoying it and won't just be acting the part.

People wouldn't have to go to a foreign land to hire hookers if it were legal in the USA. Regulate it, mandatory tests, etc, just like the porn industry. Less violence, less STDs, and the government makes money off of it too.

Ever stop to think that some guys have morals? I think it's better to pay for sex than to lure some drunk girl into coming back to your room with you, knowing that she may not be in 'full control' and I'm sure the police would agree with me. One can be a felony, the other is a misdemeanor.


*Salutes* thank goodness we have fine upstanding people like you around. After all hookers are all just businesswoman, and are never being exploited. You're a real hero.

 
DerekSD 2009-07-11 03:42:30 AM  
cowgirl toffee: Scoop84: cowgirl toffee:

How bad is the daughter?

She's so ugly, her johns fark her in any position and it's still doggy-style.


i just laughed so hard my gf shouted down to check on me, my stupid dogs went from laying to standing in one movement and the wall above my desk is a nice darjeeling......ummm....khaki...yeah......

 
imfallen_angel 2009-07-11 08:36:30 AM  
StormnMormon: Hrist: Perducci: I don't think I'll ever understand the appeal of hookers. And especially not the appeal of traveling to a foreign land to hire one.

How hard could it be for even a below-average guy to find a possibly-drunk, decent-looking, somewhat-desperate, and/or reasonably-horny girl while in Tijuana (or any other city for that matter)? At least they'll actually think that they're enjoying it and won't just be acting the part.

People wouldn't have to go to a foreign land to hire hookers if it were legal in the USA. Regulate it, mandatory tests, etc, just like the porn industry. Less violence, less STDs, and the government makes money off of it too.

Ever stop to think that some guys have morals? I think it's better to pay for sex than to lure some drunk girl into coming back to your room with you, knowing that she may not be in 'full control' and I'm sure the police would agree with me. One can be a felony, the other is a misdemeanor.

*Salutes* thank goodness we have fine upstanding people like you around. After all hookers are all just businesswoman, and are never being exploited. You're a real hero.


Glad to see a white knight that has nothing but common sense... oh wait... you sound clueless...

First, a woman that gets into prostitution in the states rarely does it out of choice. Odds are that she'd doing drugs and has no self-esteem.

In other countries were sex is regarded differently, the attitude towards prostitution is very different. Many women see it as a standard thing... in some countries, a "prostitute" for you, would see herself more as a girlfriend and be asking for money as a gift or as support, in which these girls get with the whole "sugar daddy" thing.

Then you have those that do it as a service, since it's been around for so long, consider it normal, a way of life, that mostly services the tourists. (as the local don't have money)

In the end, what was suggested, (to pick up a drunk girl) can lead to a crapload of problems.

-she might cry rape
-she might be so drunk that medical attention might be required
-she might be infected by every social disease due to her being part of the regular last minute drunk crowd
-she might have a husband/boyfriend
-she might have a nutjob family
-she might end up pregnant
-she might be a he
-she might be a psycho
-she might want to be in a relationship
-etc.....

So in the end, for a guy that is only looking to get laid, that's a whole lot of risks.

Then there the whole skills thing, etc. doing what the guy wants (and wants to pay for, etc..)

I believe that prostitution should be legalized, then the "abuse" would be a lot less, diseases and drug abuse also better controlled, etc.

 
Acid_Casualty 2009-07-11 12:03:26 PM  
kb7rky: Acid_Casualty: Pretty tasty, but they have a slight paint thinner undertone.

And there's a good reason it says 300% hotter on the label...


They have to say that, because after you have a Tijuana Mama, it burns when you pee.

budum tshh

 
glompoc 2009-07-11 03:35:41 PM  
You want to go to rheum?
phukky sucky 40 dollah

 
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