He did it all for the nookie. She did it all for the cash.

Did Russia offer a `refund if not completely satisfied' with Alaska - because I'd be inclined to return it and let Putin deal with this sh*t!

"It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

Oh snap!

Why the quotation marks around a non-existent quote?

The Fourth Karamazov: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

Oh snap!

And if anyone would know fiction, it's Palin.

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(linked slideshow has good source pics for Palin PSes)

AdolfOliverPanties: Why the quotation marks around a non-existent quote?

Subby's being mavericky.

It takes one to know one.

Wow. This guy really doesn't care if he ever has a relationship with his son, does he.

AdolfOliverPanties: "Why the 'quotation marks' around a non-existent quote"?

QFT

One of the best things that can happen to the GOP and the Dems right now:

Palin, being the eccentric diva she is, gets so bothered by criticism of her decisions from within the GOP that she sets out to run as an independent or other.

This causes a permanent fracture in the GOP leaving the more sane ones running the show and the dems get to win one or two more elections until the GOP can sufficiently grow its base.

what_now: Wow. This guy really doesn't care if he ever has a relationship with his son, does he.

Though still only a baby, that kid comes with alot of baggage.

Why does the press keep interviewing a teenage dweeb, who wasn't smart enough not to knock a girl up, and then post his opinions like they have any meaning?

what_now: Wow. This guy really doesn't care if he ever has a relationship with his son, does he.

Reminds me of my second favorite part of this article.

"I think the big deal was the book. That was millions of dollars," said Johnston, who has had a strained relationship with the family but now says things have improved.

Oops!

I sense Ricky Hollywood will be Richie Fresno in about two years.

Agent Nick Fury: Why does the press keep interviewing a teenage dweeb, who wasn't smart enough not to knock a girl up, and then post his opinions like they have any meaning?

Because he is a real American, unlike us.

Diogenes: Though still only a baby, that kid comes with alot of baggage.

Hopefully by the time this kid and his uncle get to preschool the world will have forgotten about this family.

Agent Nick Fury: Why does the press keep interviewing a teenage dweeb, who wasn't smart enough not to knock a girl up, and then post his opinions like they have any meaning?

This is the Springer Age in America. We celebrate dysfunction.

The Fourth Karamazov: "I think the big deal was the book. That was millions of dollars," said Johnston, who has had a strained relationship with the family but now says things have improved.

Oops!

...and immediately fell into the abyss in one minute plus long clip.

Agent Nick Fury: Why does the press keep interviewing a teenage dweeb, who wasn't smart enough not to knock a girl up, and then post his opinions like they have any meaning?

Because people like me enjoy watching a large political machine be continually compelled to react to the musings of a teenager in the media.

I hope it continues.

"It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

Every time Palin's PR flacks react with a soundbite in response to this kid, they acknowledge that he has the power to get them to react. They're bush-league (pun somewhat intended).

The Fourth Karamazov: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

Oh snap!

I wonder how long until russian polar bears on snowmobiles have an accident with this fellow

In pictures: America's hottest governor struts her stuff... WTF, Canucks?

The Fourth Karamazov: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills,"

But is that interesting? Really?

HaywoodJablonski: In pictures: America's hottest governor struts her stuff... WTF, Canucks?

I'd say something about decorum but Alberta elected a drunkard for decades so really, what can we say?

CtrlAltDelete: The Fourth Karamazov: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills,"

But is that interesting? Really?

Hey, when you compare it to the crap that is normally coming out of her mouth, it's pretty clever.

The Fourth Karamazov: Hey, when you compare it to the crap that is normally coming out of her mouth, it's pretty clever.

Touche.

Bored Horde: I'd say something about decorum but Alberta elected a drunkard for decades so really, what can we say?

It's a proud tradition started by Sir John Eh, eh.

Never trust a sober politician.

The Fourth Karamazov: CtrlAltDelete: The Fourth Karamazov: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills,"

But is that interesting? Really?

Hey, when you compare it to the crap that is normally coming out of her mouth, it's pretty clever.

"It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

Diogenes: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

And everything becomes more sad.

CtrlAltDelete: Diogenes: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

And everything becomes more sad.

Maybe not. Perhaps better for Palin to let others speak ;-)

CtrlAltDelete: Diogenes: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

And everything becomes more sad.

Not really. This is the same spokeswoman who tangled with Anderson Cooper who said that Palin had "many...many" opportunities after her resignation speech, but then couldn't name a single one.

Diogenes: Maybe not. Perhaps better for Palin to let others speak ;-)

It wouldn't matter, I think. They all speak in some CPAC f*cking code instead of conversing like normal people.

Hender: Not really. This is the same spokeswoman who tangled with Anderson Cooper who said that Palin had "many...many" opportunities after her resignation speech, but then couldn't name a single one.

There are many out of work journalists could run her hilarious PR campaign so much better. This is a waste of money. Sh*t, I'll do it. Even the devil needs representation and all that.

Diogenes: The Fourth Karamazov: CtrlAltDelete: The Fourth Karamazov: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills,"

But is that interesting? Really?

Hey, when you compare it to the crap that is normally coming out of her mouth, it's pretty clever.

"It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

I know who said it. Did you see Stapleton's interview with Anderson Cooper?

CtrlAltDelete: Diogenes: Maybe not. Perhaps better for Palin to let others speak ;-)

It wouldn't matter, I think. They all speak in some CPAC f*cking code instead of conversing like normal people.

Hender: Not really. This is the same spokeswoman who tangled with Anderson Cooper who said that Palin had "many...many" opportunities after her resignation speech, but then couldn't name a single one.

There are many out of work journalists could run her hilarious PR campaign so much better. This is a waste of money. Sh*t, I'll do it. Even the devil needs representation and all that.

I think the Onion should do it. They can't do a worse job, and it might be even funnier.

When I heard she had a book deal in the works, I kind of figured her quitting to make a few million was a no brainer.

The Fourth Karamazov: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

Oh snap!

I thought the same thing but for different reasons. Namely, when your family is so fecked-up it has to employ a spokeswoman....

AdolfOliverPanties: Why the quotation marks around a non-existent quote?

because it pisses off the fark journalism club

/not subby

It would be a pretty satisfying excercise to ghostwrite her book and make a great frontier hero out of her the last great frontier woman.

I think I would just mail it in. I'd start off with The Story of Balto and change Balto's name to Sarah Palin throughout then the during the second draft I would throw in some Pecos Bill, Hans Brinker and the Silver Skates, Paul Bunyan Nanook of the North, Johnny Appleseed, Jack London, and Unsinkable Molly Brown. Oh of course I couldn't forget to throw in an Itidorod scene where she selflessly nurses her dying dog pack back to health with her life giving milk - lick the stamp and mail it in KA-CHING!

Palin, she's not the gift that keeps on giving, she's more like the herp, just keeps coming back.

I'd still blow my load on Bristol Palin...something Levi here was too stupid to do.

Solid State Vittles: The Fourth Karamazov: "I think the big deal was the book. That was millions of dollars," said Johnston, who has had a strained relationship with the family but now says things have improved.



Johnston?

Why should she stay? She has no future in poitics anymore. She has proven herself to be worthy.

Might as well cash in on her 15 minutes of fame.

We need real people, the common people, intelligent people running our country.

Q) What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her hoo-hoo?

A) Not everything that came out of her hoo-hoo was retarded.

"Johnston made his comments at a news conference Thursday at the office of his attorney, Rex Butler. "

Uhh... WTF? He now calls his own press conferences and seems to have his own laywer? What the hell for?

Agent Nick Fury: Why does the press keep interviewing a teenage dweeb, who wasn't smart enough not to knock a girl up, and then post his opinions like they have any meaning?

Could be that old adage...From the mouth of dweebs...

This whole exchange is so hilarious. Palin is a goddamn trainwreck of a politician, and this stupid little kid, who knocked up her daughter and left her, is pretty much helping continue to destroy what little credibility may remain. Too bad hes a horrible person, or i would really enjoy rooting for him.

Can all these inbred snowbilly asshats please die in a fire already?

did they ever do a blood test to ensure that little Tripp actually was Levi's?

Barnstormer: Q) What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her hoo-hoo?

A) Not everything that came out of her hoo-hoo was retarded.

Hoo-hoo?
Are you 12?