He did it all for the nookie. She did it all for the cash.

Did Russia offer a `refund if not completely satisfied' with Alaska - because I'd be inclined to return it and let Putin deal with this sh*t!

"It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

Oh snap!

Why the quotation marks around a non-existent quote?

The Fourth Karamazov: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

Oh snap!

And if anyone would know fiction, it's Palin.

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(linked slideshow has good source pics for Palin PSes)

AdolfOliverPanties: Why the quotation marks around a non-existent quote?

Subby's being mavericky.

It takes one to know one.

Wow. This guy really doesn't care if he ever has a relationship with his son, does he.

AdolfOliverPanties: "Why the 'quotation marks' around a non-existent quote"?

QFT

One of the best things that can happen to the GOP and the Dems right now:

Palin, being the eccentric diva she is, gets so bothered by criticism of her decisions from within the GOP that she sets out to run as an independent or other.

This causes a permanent fracture in the GOP leaving the more sane ones running the show and the dems get to win one or two more elections until the GOP can sufficiently grow its base.

what_now: Wow. This guy really doesn't care if he ever has a relationship with his son, does he.

Though still only a baby, that kid comes with alot of baggage.

Why does the press keep interviewing a teenage dweeb, who wasn't smart enough not to knock a girl up, and then post his opinions like they have any meaning?

what_now: Wow. This guy really doesn't care if he ever has a relationship with his son, does he.

Reminds me of my second favorite part of this article.

"I think the big deal was the book. That was millions of dollars," said Johnston, who has had a strained relationship with the family but now says things have improved.

Oops!

I sense Ricky Hollywood will be Richie Fresno in about two years.

Agent Nick Fury: Why does the press keep interviewing a teenage dweeb, who wasn't smart enough not to knock a girl up, and then post his opinions like they have any meaning?

Because he is a real American, unlike us.

Diogenes: Though still only a baby, that kid comes with alot of baggage.

Hopefully by the time this kid and his uncle get to preschool the world will have forgotten about this family.

Agent Nick Fury: Why does the press keep interviewing a teenage dweeb, who wasn't smart enough not to knock a girl up, and then post his opinions like they have any meaning?

This is the Springer Age in America. We celebrate dysfunction.

The Fourth Karamazov: "I think the big deal was the book. That was millions of dollars," said Johnston, who has had a strained relationship with the family but now says things have improved.

Oops!

...and immediately fell into the abyss in one minute plus long clip.

Agent Nick Fury: Why does the press keep interviewing a teenage dweeb, who wasn't smart enough not to knock a girl up, and then post his opinions like they have any meaning?

Because people like me enjoy watching a large political machine be continually compelled to react to the musings of a teenager in the media.

I hope it continues.

"It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

Every time Palin's PR flacks react with a soundbite in response to this kid, they acknowledge that he has the power to get them to react. They're bush-league (pun somewhat intended).

The Fourth Karamazov: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

Oh snap!

I wonder how long until russian polar bears on snowmobiles have an accident with this fellow

In pictures: America's hottest governor struts her stuff... WTF, Canucks?

The Fourth Karamazov: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills,"

But is that interesting? Really?

HaywoodJablonski: In pictures: America's hottest governor struts her stuff... WTF, Canucks?

I'd say something about decorum but Alberta elected a drunkard for decades so really, what can we say?

CtrlAltDelete: The Fourth Karamazov: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills,"

But is that interesting? Really?

Hey, when you compare it to the crap that is normally coming out of her mouth, it's pretty clever.

The Fourth Karamazov: Hey, when you compare it to the crap that is normally coming out of her mouth, it's pretty clever.

Touche.

Bored Horde: I'd say something about decorum but Alberta elected a drunkard for decades so really, what can we say?

It's a proud tradition started by Sir John Eh, eh.

Never trust a sober politician.

The Fourth Karamazov: CtrlAltDelete: The Fourth Karamazov: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills,"

But is that interesting? Really?

Hey, when you compare it to the crap that is normally coming out of her mouth, it's pretty clever.

"It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

Diogenes: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

And everything becomes more sad.

CtrlAltDelete: Diogenes: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

And everything becomes more sad.

Maybe not. Perhaps better for Palin to let others speak ;-)

CtrlAltDelete: Diogenes: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

And everything becomes more sad.

Not really. This is the same spokeswoman who tangled with Anderson Cooper who said that Palin had "many...many" opportunities after her resignation speech, but then couldn't name a single one.

Diogenes: Maybe not. Perhaps better for Palin to let others speak ;-)

It wouldn't matter, I think. They all speak in some CPAC f*cking code instead of conversing like normal people.

Hender: Not really. This is the same spokeswoman who tangled with Anderson Cooper who said that Palin had "many...many" opportunities after her resignation speech, but then couldn't name a single one.

There are many out of work journalists could run her hilarious PR campaign so much better. This is a waste of money. Sh*t, I'll do it. Even the devil needs representation and all that.

Diogenes: The Fourth Karamazov: CtrlAltDelete: The Fourth Karamazov: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills,"

But is that interesting? Really?

Hey, when you compare it to the crap that is normally coming out of her mouth, it's pretty clever.

"It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

I know who said it. Did you see Stapleton's interview with Anderson Cooper?

CtrlAltDelete: Diogenes: Maybe not. Perhaps better for Palin to let others speak ;-)

It wouldn't matter, I think. They all speak in some CPAC f*cking code instead of conversing like normal people.

Hender: Not really. This is the same spokeswoman who tangled with Anderson Cooper who said that Palin had "many...many" opportunities after her resignation speech, but then couldn't name a single one.

There are many out of work journalists could run her hilarious PR campaign so much better. This is a waste of money. Sh*t, I'll do it. Even the devil needs representation and all that.

I think the Onion should do it. They can't do a worse job, and it might be even funnier.

When I heard she had a book deal in the works, I kind of figured her quitting to make a few million was a no brainer.

The Fourth Karamazov: "It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills," Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

Oh snap!

I thought the same thing but for different reasons. Namely, when your family is so fecked-up it has to employ a spokeswoman....

AdolfOliverPanties: Why the quotation marks around a non-existent quote?

because it pisses off the fark journalism club

/not subby

It would be a pretty satisfying excercise to ghostwrite her book and make a great frontier hero out of her the last great frontier woman.

I think I would just mail it in. I'd start off with The Story of Balto and change Balto's name to Sarah Palin throughout then the during the second draft I would throw in some Pecos Bill, Hans Brinker and the Silver Skates, Paul Bunyan Nanook of the North, Johnny Appleseed, Jack London, and Unsinkable Molly Brown. Oh of course I couldn't forget to throw in an Itidorod scene where she selflessly nurses her dying dog pack back to health with her life giving milk - lick the stamp and mail it in KA-CHING!

Palin, she's not the gift that keeps on giving, she's more like the herp, just keeps coming back.

I'd still blow my load on Bristol Palin...something Levi here was too stupid to do.

Solid State Vittles: The Fourth Karamazov: "I think the big deal was the book. That was millions of dollars," said Johnston, who has had a strained relationship with the family but now says things have improved.



Johnston?

Why should she stay? She has no future in poitics anymore. She has proven herself to be worthy.

Might as well cash in on her 15 minutes of fame.

We need real people, the common people, intelligent people running our country.

Q) What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her hoo-hoo?

A) Not everything that came out of her hoo-hoo was retarded.

"Johnston made his comments at a news conference Thursday at the office of his attorney, Rex Butler. "

Uhh... WTF? He now calls his own press conferences and seems to have his own laywer? What the hell for?

Agent Nick Fury: Why does the press keep interviewing a teenage dweeb, who wasn't smart enough not to knock a girl up, and then post his opinions like they have any meaning?

Could be that old adage...From the mouth of dweebs...

This whole exchange is so hilarious. Palin is a goddamn trainwreck of a politician, and this stupid little kid, who knocked up her daughter and left her, is pretty much helping continue to destroy what little credibility may remain. Too bad hes a horrible person, or i would really enjoy rooting for him.

Can all these inbred snowbilly asshats please die in a fire already?

did they ever do a blood test to ensure that little Tripp actually was Levi's?

Barnstormer: Q) What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her hoo-hoo?

A) Not everything that came out of her hoo-hoo was retarded.

Hoo-hoo?
Are you 12?

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/kmoxey
(copy and paste, NSFW)

dreadprophet: I'd still blow my load on Bristol Palin...something Levi here was too stupid to do.

Agreed. She's got a great set.

NOBODY SPEAKS FOR SARAH, AND I MEAN NOBODY!!!

Except, Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton.

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digga...

This kid is awesome.

HaywoodJablonski: In pictures: America's hottest governor struts her stuff... WTF, Canucks?

125 pictures, the canucks love her.

WhackingDay 2009-07-10 04:16:52 PM
"Johnston made his comments at a news conference Thursday at the office of his attorney, Rex Butler. "

Uhh... WTF? He now calls his own press conferences and seems to have his own laywer? What the hell for?

Isn't it rather obvious? To cash in on all this exposure, just like Sarah is trying to do. He's a good-looking guy now known for knocking up Sarah Palin's daughter. Sure he may never become rich and famous from it, but there are people out there willing to give him money for something, and by keeping himself relevant he comes closer to that money.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: did they ever do a blood test to ensure that little Tripp actually was Levi's?

I think he should be more concerned about taking a blood test to prove that Trig wasn't.

/paying child support for a 'tarded baby is like still making car payments on a totalled vehicle

Isn't "Opportunistic gold-digging attention whore" just a fancy way of saying "Conservative"?

I'm going to laugh so damned hard when she releases her book in 6 months.

Hey GOP, maybe next time you can put someone up who won't have the entire nation saying 'we told you' within a year of the election. If you voted for McCain/Palin (just a reminder that this fool was made to prance around as a VP candidate by the party of personal responsibility) then you are what's wrong with this country.

what_now: Wow. This guy really doesn't care if he ever has a relationship with his son, does he.

Did you see what he really said not the made up quote by subby?

It' more Sarah Palin really doesn't want the father of her grandson to know his father.

He just said he thought she needed money, Palin herself said that was one of the reasons she was leaving.

fruitbatnt: Isn't "Opportunistic gold-digging attention whore" just a fancy way of saying "Conservativeinsert name here"?

I had a few names, but couldn't decide...

Corvus: It' more Sarah Palin really doesn't want the father of her grandson to know his father.

Whoa! Did you just divide by zero?

What exactly is she being sued for, anyway? I try not to follow the redneck news.

What a Maverick may look like:

I can't believe that douchebag called a press conference to "announce" this. What an attention whore. He steps it up to a whole new level.

No, no, no, Levi's an attention STUD! Men can't be attention whores, just like men can't be sluts.

Why does the press keep interviewing a teenage middleage dweeb, who wasn't smart enough not to knock a girl up allow her daughter's boyfriend to spend the night repeatedly and knock her up, and then post his her opinions like they have any meaning?

Real girls do Pr0n.

haha palin and her paid spokewoman got pwned by a teenager.

Johnny Bananapeel

Good one!

/chuckled

Blah! Palin pr0n - DO NOT WANT!!!

\might hit it - for a Senate seat!

Johnny Bananapeel: Found it!

My favorite:

Q: What's the difference between Palin's mouth and vagoo?
A: Only some of the things that fall out of her vagoo are retarded.

Johnny Bananapeel: Found it!

Oh God, that is so full of awesome it hurts.

I Said: One of the best things that can happen to the GOP and the Dems right now:

Palin, being the eccentric diva she is, gets so bothered by criticism of her decisions from within the GOP that she sets out to run as an independent or other.

This causes a permanent fracture in the GOP leaving the more sane ones running the show and the dems get to win one or two more elections until the GOP can sufficiently grow its base.

that would be the most wonderful thing ever.

what_now: Diogenes: Though still only a baby, that kid comes with alot of baggage.

Hopefully by the time this kid and his uncle brother get to preschool the world will have forgotten about this family.

Let's not kid ourselves.

tu quoque (new window)

Am I the only one who saw this in the "Across Canada" links....

Some cowgirls having too good a time at Stampede (new window)

what_now: Wow. This guy really doesn't care if he ever has a relationship with his son, does he.

Just figured that one out?

Let us decide this issue like the wise Solomon:
"Kill them all, let god sort them out."

fruitbatnt: Isn't "Opportunistic gold-digging attention whore" just a fancy way of saying "Conservative Female"?

Damn it, subby. I hate you for getting me to click that link.

vinnydoz007: This whole exchange is so hilarious. Palin is a goddamn trainwreck of a politician, and this stupid little kid, who knocked up her daughter and left her, is pretty much helping continue to destroy what little credibility may remain. Too bad hes a horrible person, or i would really enjoy rooting for him.

So far this 'stupid little kid' has shown more sense than the family of the girl he knocked up. At least he has the balls to fight back against the trainwreck that is the Palins. That in no way makes him horrible.

Headso: haha palin and her paid spokewoman got pwned by a teenager, AGAIN!

FTFY

Nutsac_Jim: what_now: Wow. This guy really doesn't care if he ever has a relationship with his son, does he.

Just figured that one out?

So you think Palin is not going to do a book deal?

Diogenes: (linked slideshow has good source pics for Palin PSes)

bravian: vinnydoz007: This whole exchange is so hilarious. Palin is a goddamn trainwreck of a politician, and this stupid little kid, who knocked up her daughter and left her, is pretty much helping continue to destroy what little credibility may remain. Too bad hes a horrible person, or i would really enjoy rooting for him.

So far this 'stupid little kid' has shown more sense than the family of the girl he knocked up. At least he has the balls to fight back against the trainwreck that is the Palins. That in no way makes him horrible.

No, but knocking up a young girl and then running out on her (and more importantly the kid) does.

Granted, the greater good here is nuking the Palins from orbit. His child is a casualty.

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/kmoxey
(copy and paste, NSFW)

*sigh*

I think we've established that I can't keep myself from viewing these.

*click click*

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I hate you, gorgor. I hate you so very, very much.

"It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills."


Oooh, burn...

It's good to know Palin has trained her staff to respond like sorority girls, too...

At least she didn't say "as if...!"

Diogenes: (linked slideshow has good source pics for Palin PSes)

That's crazy. We have standards here, sir!


By ixijimixi

Standards!

So this is pretty much what is happening:


Sarah Palin: One reason I will leave as governor is my personal mounting legal costs.

Levi: I think the reason Sarah Palin quit as governor was to take money because she is in debt from her mounting legal costs.

Sarah Palin: HOW DARE HE SAY SUCH THINGS!!!!!

technicolor-misfit: It's good to know Palin has trained her staff to respond like sorority girls, too...

Got to love that while being accused of a lack of maturity, she has her people sound even less mature than she's been accused of being.

You know you've done something horribly wrong with your life when you need to hire a spokesperson to address negative comments made about you by some kid whose only claim to fame was knocking up your daughter.

Thanksgiving round the Palin house will be interesting this year.

I get a kick out of all this Palin hate.

Let's ignore that she successfully runs the largest state in the union,
and let's get past the fact that she has the highest approval rating of any politician in America...for years.

She has obviously been made out as an idiot by selective media.

You see, she has to be trivialized and made fun of.
She almost pulled off becoming vice president, and conservatives absolutely adore her.

By the way, how is that economy doing under the new leadership?
Yer job going okay?
Looking forward to Christmas?

IXI Jim IXI: By ixijimixi

I lol'd.

Woah. This just got serious.

FTFA "Johnston is pursuing his own book deal and movie deal while working as a carpenter."

Guy SUPPOSEDLY knocks up young girl. Girl happens to be from a very Christian and Pure family (so probably didn't have sex!). Child is born in the boonies, will likely follow in father's footsteps and be trained as a carpenter. Conveniently the term 'Messiah' has been floating around politics as well, yet nobody is attaching that title to the deserving one.

The second coming is upon us.

natas6.0: I get a kick out of all this Palin hate.

Let's ignore that she successfully runs the largest state in the union,
and let's get past the fact that she has the highest approval rating of any politician in America...for years.

She has obviously been made out as an idiot by selective media.

You see, she has to be trivialized and made fun of.
She almost pulled off becoming vice president, and conservatives absolutely adore her.

By the way, how is that economy doing under the new leadership?
Yer job going okay?
Looking forward to Christmas?

That right there shows me you're a troll.

6/10 tho.

Agent Nick Fury - Why does the press keep interviewing a teenage dweeb, who wasn't smart enough not to knock a girl up, and then post his opinions like they have any meaning?

To be fair, no one would pay attention to the teenage dweeb if the governor had given more solid reasons for stepping down early rather then the vague "good for Alaska" and "I know when it's time to pass the ball for victory."

She pretty much repeated the talking points during her interviews earlier this week - the ones she did while wearing fishing waders - and when Andrea (?) Mitchell of NBC asked Palin to elaborate, she replied, "You're not listening to me," and proceeded to repeat a vague talking point.

We're listening to the 19-year-old dweeb 'cuz we've got nowhere else to go.

/BTW, I love your screen name.

natas6.0: Let's ignore that she successfully runs the largest state in the union,
and let's get past the fact that she has the highest approval rating of any politician in America...for years.

Is this what passes for trollbait nowadays?

You betcha!

rastjr: Why should she stay? She has no future in poitics anymore. She has proven herself to be worthy.

Might as well cash in on her 15 minutes of fame.

We need real people, the common people, intelligent people running our country.

And you elect Obama? Come on, you are being silly now. An affirmative action Lawyer from Chicago is command man and real people?

Fart_Machine: Can all these inbred snowbilly asshats please die in a fire already?

Wow, really? With a screen name like Fart_Machine you're really gonna try to mock someone else for being an inbred snowbilly asshat?

SlothB77: Johnston is pursuing his own book deal and movie deal while working as a carpenter.


You know who else had a carpenter and a book deal?


/if you answered Hitler, try again

natas6.0: She has obviously been made out as an idiot by selective media. herself

ftfy, I'm sure even a tard like yourself could answer what newspapers you read...

otherginger: Thanksgiving round the Palin house will be interesting this year.

I'm willing to bet Bristol isn't too well received at home already. Just a hunch.

Thunderpipes: rastjr: Why should she stay? She has no future in poitics anymore. She has proven herself to be worthy.

Might as well cash in on her 15 minutes of fame.

We need real people, the common people, intelligent people running our country.

And you elect Obama? Come on, you are being silly now. An affirmative action Lawyer from Chicago is command man and real people?


I only voted for Obama because there wasn't a true Liberal choice who could win.

Somehow we have got to get the system to where someone like me could run and win national office.

shower_in_my_socks: /if you answered Hitler, try again

B-b-but you used the phrase "You know who else..." That's supposed to be a cue for "Hitler!"

/so confused

3TJF: Fart_Machine: Can all these inbred snowbilly asshats please die in a fire already?

Wow, really? With a screen name like Fart_Machine you're really gonna try to mock someone else for being an inbred snowbilly asshat?

why not, are you saying fart machines have related parents?

rastjr:
Somehow we have got to get the system to where someone like me could run and win national office.

What you did there, I can sees it.

3TJF: Wow, really? With a screen name like Fart_Machine you're really gonna try to mock someone else for being an inbred snowbilly asshat?

I suspect his fark handle is meant as self-deprecating humor. And if you can laugh at yourself, you can damn well laugh at anyone else you want. Or in the words of Horace, "What stops a man who can laugh from speaking the truth?".

I like Palin, I know i am in the minority here on OMG GOP IS TEH DEVIL fark, but I genuinely like Sarah Palin.

Okay you can go back to your baseless bashing of the woman now.

I've filed Palin away with MJ and Octomom: stuff I've had it with and never want to hear about again. I enjoy a trainwreck as much as anyone but once a certain number of cars have derailed it stops being amusing and you just want it to farking stop!

By ixijimixi

outofsync: I like Palin, I know i am in the minority here on OMG GOP IS TEH DEVIL fark, but I genuinely like Sarah Palin.

Okay you can go back to your baseless bashing of the woman now.

baseless?

She attacked a young man just because he said the same thing she did in her press conference.

It's not baseless when she keeps f'n things up. If she would just shut up and do her job she wouldn't have most of this criticism.

natas6.0:

Let's ignore that she successfully runs the largest state in the union,

That's like ignoring my Oscar winning performance in Tomboy Commandos.

outofsync: I like Palin, I know i am in the minority here on OMG GOP IS TEH DEVIL fark, but I genuinely like Sarah Palin.

Okay you can go back to your baseless bashing of the woman now.

You do understand there should be a difference between "liking" someone and voting for them for political office?

outofsync: I guess someone had to be the first.
Or does natas6.0 count? Because I really didn't think it was a troll (my husband says I'm "innocent", some might say "naive."
Either way, I agree. I like her (so does my not-so-naive husband).

Corvus:
It's not baseless when she keeps f'n things up. If she would just shut up and do her job she wouldn't have most of this criticism.

Isn't she technically unemployed now?

StupidPopMediaReference: I think we've established that I can't keep myself from viewing these.

*click click*

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I hate you, gorgor. I hate you so very, very much.

Gooood, let the hate flow through you:)
http://tinyurl.com/nrtkzs
(copy and paste)

WhyteRaven74: I suspect his fark handle is meant as self-deprecating humor. And if you can laugh at yourself, you can damn well laugh at anyone else you want. Or in the words of Horace, "What stops a man who can laugh from speaking the truth?".



Your probably right, and if you're inbred or 12 it's funny. When you're an adult, self deprecating humor needs to be a little more than standing around making fart noises and laughing. Especially when you're going to say a whole group of people are so stupid they need to die.
Did you find his handle funny or amusing? Or do you think like I did, that some high school or college kid is posting.
I want to raise the bar, just a little.

pookeywan: outofsync: I guess someone had to be the first.
Or does natas6.0 count? Because I really didn't think it was a troll (my husband says I'm "innocent", some might say "naive."
Either way, I agree. I like her (so does my not-so-naive husband).

What about her do you like exactly? and like I said before "liking" someone isn't the same as thinking they should be vote for.

It seems like the only reason people "like" her is because she is similar to them, not because of anything she does.

I just find it hilarious that the most astute liberal political pundits are on the same intellectual level as a 19 yr old carpenter with no more than a high school education.

outofsync: I like Palin, I know i am in the minority here on OMG GOP IS TEH DEVIL fark, but I genuinely like Sarah Palin.

I'd genuinely like to see her in some bondage videos featuring latex, unfinished benches, clothspins, a ball gag, and an expertly balanced geranium plant.

The only thing that woman is good for now is the meat her body is constructed of, then, only under certain circumstances where it isn't making any noise other than the clink of pots and pans.

Last year, she was a pretty good tool for the republicans to use against themselves to screw up their chances of getting anybody into office for the next decade. That, and seeing Russia across the water.

ScottHimself: Corvus:
It's not baseless when she keeps f'n things up. If she would just shut up and do her job she wouldn't have most of this criticism.

Isn't she technically unemployed now?

Exactly my point. She is like many conservatives, complains about others and never takes care of her own messes.

Rodddxl: I just find it hilarious that the most astute liberal political pundits are on the same intellectual level as a 19 yr old carpenter with no more than a high school education.

How so?

I know someone who is related to someone who is friends with someone who doesn't like Palin. Shun?

"That's like poop telling vomit it stinks."

alanocu: I know someone who is related to someone who is friends with someone who doesn't like Palin. Shun?

That's the closest you can get? Where do you live, Colorado Springs?

By ixijimixi

outofsync: I like Palin, I know i am in the minority here on OMG GOP IS TEH DEVIL fark, but I genuinely like Sarah Palin.

Okay you can go back to your baseless bashing of the woman now.

Yeah, she's got a huge rack

gorgor: I hate you, gorgor. I hate you so very, very much.

Gooood, let the hate flow through you:)
http://tinyurl.com/nrtkzs
(copy and paste)

Suffering Christ. Gorgor, you are a bastard.
But that is the best picture of Britney I have seen in a while.

outofsync: I like Palin, I know i am in the minority here on OMG GOP IS TEH DEVIL fark, but I genuinely like Sarah Palin.

Okay you can go back to your baseless bashing of the woman now.

You like liars, eh?

What wouldn't Sarah Palin lie about if she felt she had to?

Palin lied when she said the dismissal of her public safety commissioner, Walt Monegan, had nothing to do with his refusal to fire state trooper Mike Wooten; in fact, the Branchflower Report concluded that she repeatedly abused her power when dealing with both men.

Palin lied when she repeatedly claimed to have said, "Thanks, but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere; in fact, she openly campaigned for the federal project when running for governor.

Palin lied when she denied that Wasilla's police chief and librarian had been fired; in fact, both were given letters of termination the previous day.

Palin lied when she wrote in the NYT that a comprehensive review by Alaska wildlife officials showed that polar bears were not endangered; in fact, email correspondence between those scientists showed the opposite.

Palin lied when she claimed in her convention speech that an oil gas pipeline "began" under her guidance; in fact, the pipeline was years from breaking ground, if at all.

Palin lied when she told Charlie Gibson that she does not pass judgment on gay people; in fact, she opposes all rights between gay spouses and belongs to a church that promotes conversion therapy.

Palin lied when she denied having said that humans do not contribute to climate change; in fact, she had previously proclaimed that human activity was not to blame.

Palin lied when she claimed that Alaska produces 20 percent of the country's domestic energy supply; in fact, the actual figures, based on any interpretation of her words, are much, much lower.

Palin lied when she told voters she improvised her convention speech when her teleprompter stopped working properly; in fact, all reports showed that the machine had functioned perfectly and that her speech had closely followed the script.

Palin lied when she recalled asking her daughters to vote on whether she should accept the VP offer; in fact, her story contradicts details given by her husband, the McCain campaign, and even Palin herself. (She later added another version.)

Palin lied when she claimed to have taken a voluntary pay cut as mayor; in fact, as councilmember she had voted against a raise for the mayor, but subsequent raises had taken effect by the time she was mayor.

Palin lied when she insisted that Wooten's divorce proceedings had caused his confidential records to become public; in fact, court officials confirmed they released no such records.

Palin lied when she suggested to Katie Couric that she was involved in trade missions with Russia; in fact, she has never even met with Russian officials.

Palin lied when she told Shimon Peres that the only flag in her office was the Israeli flag; in fact, she has several flags.

Palin lied when she claimed to have tried to divest government funds from Sudan; in fact, her administration openly opposed a bill that would have done just that.

Palin lied when she repeatedly claimed that troop levels in Iraq were back to pre-surge levels; in fact, even she acknowledged her "misstatements," though she refused to retract or apologize.

Palin lied when she insisted that the Branchflower Report "showed there was no unlawful or unethical activity on my part"; in fact, that report prominently stated, "Palin abused her power by violating Alaska Statute 39.52.110(a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act."

Palin lied when she claimed to have voiced concerns over Wooten fearing he would harm her family; in fact, she actually decreased her security detail during that period.

Palin lied when asked about the $150,000 worth of clothes provided by the RNC; in fact, solid reporting contradicted several parts of her statement.

Palin lied when she suggested that she had offered the media proof of her pregnancy with Trig to "correct the record"; in fact, no reports of her medical records were ever published; and the letter from her doctor testifying to her good health only emerged hours before polling ended on election day, even though there was nothing in it that couldn't have been released two months earlier.

Palin lied when she said that "reported" allegations of her banning Harry Potter as mayor was easily refutable because it had not even been written yet; in fact, the first book in that series was published in 1998 - two years into her first term - and such rumors were never reported by the media, only circulated as emails.

Palin lied when she denied having participated in a clothes audit with campaign laywers; in fact, the Washington Times later confirmed those details.

Palin lied when asked about Couric's question regarding her reading habits; in fact, Couric's words were not, "What do you read up there in Alaska?" or anything close to condescension.

Palin lied when she mischaracterized the "$1200 check" given to Alaskans as the permanent fund dividend check; in fact, that fund had yielded $2,069 per person, and she claimed otherwise to obscure the fact that Alaskans also received a $1200 rebate check from a windfall profits tax on oil companies - a tax widely criticized by Republicans.

Palin lied when she claimed to be unaware of a turkey being slaughtered behind her during a filmed interview; in fact, the cameraman said she had picked the spot herself, while the slaughter was underway.

Palin lied when she denied having rejected federal stimulus money; in fact, she continued to accept and reject the funds several times.

Palin lied when she claimed that legislative leaders had canceled a meeting with her to hold their own press conference; in fact, they only canceled it after being told she would not participate, and the purpose of the press conference was very different from the meeting's.

Palin lied when she announced on the news that she never holds closed-door meetings; in fact, she had just attended a closed-door meeting with the legislature earlier that day.

Palin lied when she said that former aide John Bitney's "amicable" departure was for "personal" reasons; in fact, Bitney said he was fired because of his relationship with the wife of Palin's friend, plus a Palin spokesperson later claimed "poor job performance" for his firing - without elaborating.

Palin lied when she said she kept her running injury a secret on the campaign trail; in fact, her bandaged hand was clearly visible in photographs and the story was widely talked about.

Palin lied when she claimed that Alaska has spent "millions of dollars" on litigation related to her ethics complaints; in fact, that figure is much, much lower, and she had initiated the most expensive inquiry.

Palin lied when she denied that the Alaska Independence Party supports secession and denied that her husband had been a member; in fact, even the McCain campaign noted that the party's very existence is based on secession and that Todd was a member for seven years.

Mom?

Corvus: I don't believe you asked that question in a mocking manner (again, I may be more "naive" than most), but since there's little chance of 98% of the people in this thread taking anything I have to say seriously or even really paying any attention to a completely serious list of things I genuinely like about her, I'll just say it's because:
A. She's hot
B. I'd do her
or
C. I think she actually speaks her mind and says what she believes (whether it's popular or not) and stands behind what she says (even I don't necessarily agree with everything she says, for the record) She also puts up with an unbelievable amount of bullshiat and still manages to stay classy.
D. All of the above

extra credit and just for sh*ts and giggles: she's not Barack Obama!

/ooooh, I'm in trouble now...
//feeling giddy on a Friday afternoon, really not actually trying to piss anyone off or "start something"

zabadu: outofsync: I like Palin, I know i am in the minority here on OMG GOP IS TEH DEVIL fark, but I genuinely like Sarah Palin.

Okay you can go back to your baseless bashing of the woman now.

You like liars, eh?

wall o text



Take a chunk out of there and google it folks.

Want a cracker, Zab?

pookeywan:
C. I think she actually speaks her mind and says what she believes (whether it's popular or not) and stands behind what she says (even I don't necessarily agree with everything she says, for the record) She also puts up with an unbelievable amount of bullshiat and still manages to stay classy.


So you like her because she's honest, but recognize the need for intelligence, discretion, and objective thinking in political office and thus voted against her.

Right? If not, try actually listing some qualities which you feel make her a viable candidate for the Vice President's office.

pookeywan: I think she actually speaks her mind and says what she believes (whether it's popular what she believes or not)

FTFY :D

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/kmoxey
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Even from just reading this thread, I think that photoshop is proven to be true...Palin has to be the most photoshopped politician ever.

But I will never get tired of the Biden-Palin debate photoshops. The expressions on their faces are priceless.

Oh and the second link you posted is what makes me pause every time and ask myself "do you really want to do this?"

natas6.0: Let's ignore that she successfully runs the largest state in the union,

Let's ignore that the "largest state in the union" is populated with moose, helicopter-bait-wolves and fish.

ScottHimself: pookeywan:
C. I think she actually speaks her mind and says what she believes (whether it's popular or not) and stands behind what she says (even I don't necessarily agree with everything she says, for the record) She also puts up with an unbelievable amount of bullshiat and still manages to stay classy.


So you like her because she's honest, but recognize the need for intelligence, discretion, and objective thinking in political office and thus voted against her.

Right? If not, try actually listing some qualities which you feel make her a viable candidate for the Vice President's office.

I think "honest" is the last thing I would characterize her as.

up2nfg: Let's ignore that the "largest state in the union" is populated with moose, helicopter-bait-wolves and fish.

And let's hold off on that "successfully" part considering she's quitting

Kirby Muxloe: Suffering Christ. Gorgor, you are a bastard.
But that is the best picture of Britney I have seen in a while.

OM NOM NOM
http://tinyurl.com/msn7yx
(copy and paste)

outofsync: I genuinely like Sarah Palin.

I'm genuinely sorry about that. No, really. I'm sorry that anyone could be taken in by this hillbilly grifter and her white trash family. I'm sorry anyone can admire this liar and quitter.

Corvus: Nutsac_Jim: what_now: Wow. This guy really doesn't care if he ever has a relationship with his son, does he.

Just figured that one out?

So you think Palin is not going to do a book deal?

Because the atomic mass of calcium is higher.

Johnny Bananapeel: Found it!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Damn, I am sending this one off to a few people I know.

Yawn.

So now you people are angry at a politician that actually didn't take money while in office. Then she resigned so that she could take that money without affecting her job, or because she actually didn't care about alaska. Either way, she's better than the guys that cheat on their wives, the ladies that lie about the CIA, the guys that run gay brothels out of their apartments, and the guys that can't seem to realize that you should read legislation prior to voting on it.

She sounds stupid when she speaks. I'll take stupid and mostly honest over stupid and crooked.

the_ut_tick: She sounds stupid when she speaks. I'll take stupid and mostly honest over stupid and crooked.

She was found guilty of abuse of power and then lied about it.

How is that not crooked?

She also lied about the whole clothing thing.

Corvus: Rodddxl: I just find it hilarious that the most astute liberal political pundits are on the same intellectual level as a 19 yr old carpenter with no more than a high school education.

How so?

I give you exhibit 1.

the_ut_tick: Yawn.

So now you people are angry at a politician that actually didn't take money while in office. Then she resigned so that she could take that money without affecting her job, or because she actually didn't care about alaska. Either way, she's better than the guys that cheat on their wives, the ladies that lie about the CIA, the guys that run gay brothels out of their apartments, and the guys that can't seem to realize that you should read legislation prior to voting on it.

She sounds stupid when she speaks. I'll take stupid and mostly honest over stupid and crooked.

I really wish that your statement wasn't so true, but I fear I must agree with you.

the_ut_tick: Yawn.

So now you people are angry at a politician that actually didn't take money while in office. Then she resigned so that she could take that money without affecting her job, or because she actually didn't care about alaska. Either way, she's better than the guys that cheat on their wives, the ladies that lie about the CIA, the guys that run gay brothels out of their apartments, and the guys that can't seem to realize that you should read legislation prior to voting on it.

She sounds stupid when she speaks. I'll take stupid and mostly honest over stupid and crooked.

Then we're in agreement that she belongs nowhere near any political office whatsoever, right?

Still trying to reach the logical conclusion of 'I like her because she's honest, despite her utter incompetence', specifically coming from people who voted for the ticket she was on.

Rodddxl: Corvus: Rodddxl: I just find it hilarious that the most astute liberal political pundits are on the same intellectual level as a 19 yr old carpenter with no more than a high school education.

How so?

I give you exhibit 1.

They quoted him. You know the difference between quoting someone and being the "same intellectual level "?


You don't understand the difference? really?

3TJF: WhyteRaven74: I suspect his fark handle is meant as self-deprecating humor. And if you can laugh at yourself, you can damn well laugh at anyone else you want. Or in the words of Horace, "What stops a man who can laugh from speaking the truth?".



Your probably right, and if you're inbred or 12 it's funny. When you're an adult, self deprecating humor needs to be a little more than standing around making fart noises and laughing. Especially when you're going to say a whole group of people are so stupid they need to die.
Did you find his handle funny or amusing? Or do you think like I did, that some high school or college kid is posting.
I want to raise the bar, just a little.

I know man, I take my humor while swirling brandy in a glass and wearing a smoking jacket while sitting by a fire. I hate fart jokes and unsophisticated humor, I dont actually want to laugh at things either, i want to smile softly and relate an amusing tale about bags of flower that no one else will laugh at! Humor without fun for me also thanks!

3TJF: the_ut_tick: Yawn.

So now you people are angry at a politician that actually didn't take money while in office. Then she resigned so that she could take that money without affecting her job, or because she actually didn't care about alaska. Either way, she's better than the guys that cheat on their wives, the ladies that lie about the CIA, the guys that run gay brothels out of their apartments, and the guys that can't seem to realize that you should read legislation prior to voting on it.

She sounds stupid when she speaks. I'll take stupid and mostly honest over stupid and crooked.

I really wish that your statement wasn't so true, but I fear I must agree with you.

How is she honest?

She was found guilty for abuse of power and then lied about it.

Most people who are found guilty of such a bad ethics violation are forced to resign not go for higher office.

And then she lied about it. It seems really the only reason people support her is identity politics.

3TJF: the_ut_tick: Yawn.

So now you people are angry at a politician that actually didn't take money while in office. Then she resigned so that she could take that money without affecting her job, or because she actually didn't care about alaska. Either way, she's better than the guys that cheat on their wives, the ladies that lie about the CIA, the guys that run gay brothels out of their apartments, and the guys that can't seem to realize that you should read legislation prior to voting on it.

She sounds stupid when she speaks. I'll take stupid and mostly honest over stupid and crooked.

I really wish that your statement wasn't so true, but I fear I must agree with you.

"Mostly" honest? Try reading my post up top where there are about 25 ways she lied...

"Mostly" honest. Like Bristol is "mostly" a virgin.

*sigh*

Cant Levi just do some gay porn already so we can all be happy.

3TJF: When you're an adult, self deprecating humor needs to be a little more than standing around making fart noises and laughing.

Welcome to fark, you poor hapless idiot.

The only thing scarier than the people who feel attacks on Palin are "baseless" are those that voted (& will vote) for her.

Yikes!!

KAVORKA: I can't believe that douchebag called a press conference to "announce" this. What an attention whore. He steps it up to a whole new level.

I saw this coming, but am I the only one that thinks he is truly a clueless insular American asshole?

/in a hot backwoods kinda way

The only true requirement of a successful politician is that one be a narcissistic sociopath.

Which basically leaves this guy as the 2012 Republican presidential candidate.

/2 parties was at least better than 1

Yesterday Republicans: These programs were so non-important congress didn't need to be notified.

Today Republicans: WHY DIDN'T OBAMA STOP THESE HORRIBLE PROGRAMS! (which it seems he did do)

Corvus: Yesterday Republicans: These programs were so non-important congress didn't need to be notified.

Today Republicans: WHY DIDN'T OBAMA STOP THESE HORRIBLE PROGRAMS! (which it seems he did do)

Opps wrong tab sorry.

"She's an opportunistic gold-digging attention whore," says opportunistic gold-digging attention whore.

Get down girl, go 'head get down.

/Hot like Kanye.

Corvus: Corvus: Yesterday Republicans: These programs were so non-important congress didn't need to be notified.

Today Republicans: WHY DIDN'T OBAMA STOP THESE HORRIBLE PROGRAMS! (which it seems he did do)

Opps wrong tab sorry.

Levi, is that you?

Corvus: Rodddxl: Corvus: Rodddxl: I just find it hilarious that the most astute liberal political pundits are on the same intellectual level as a 19 yr old carpenter with no more than a high school education.

How so?

I give you exhibit 1.

They quoted him. You know the difference between quoting someone and being the "same intellectual level "?


You don't understand the difference? really?

You don't know what a pundit is? You haven't heard left wing pundits using the same lines? You can't tell that they are void of any substance? Really?

zabadu: 3TJF: the_ut_tick: Yawn.

So now you people are angry at a politician that actually didn't take money while in office. Then she resigned so that she could take that money without affecting her job, or because she actually didn't care about alaska. Either way, she's better than the guys that cheat on their wives, the ladies that lie about the CIA, the guys that run gay brothels out of their apartments, and the guys that can't seem to realize that you should read legislation prior to voting on it.

She sounds stupid when she speaks. I'll take stupid and mostly honest over stupid and crooked.

I really wish that your statement wasn't so true, but I fear I must agree with you.

"Mostly" honest? Try reading my post up top where there are about 25 ways she lied...

"Mostly" honest. Like Bristol is "mostly" a virgin.



I read the post. There are lies and there are "lies".

Looking into a camera and boldface stating that you did not have sex with a woman which you later admit you did is a lie.

Campaigning on allegations of abuse and then having the world know that you signed off on those abuses is a lie.

Campaigning on family values while nailing your buddies wife is a lie.

Publishing that you are hiking the appalachian trail while nailing your Argentenian mistress is a lie.

Stating you want a "public option" for health care while there is video of you saying single payer is the only way to go is a lie.

Being a member of a church where absurd racial hate is spewed weekly and stating that you never heard such speech is a lie.

Making up a story about your kids and you voting on whether or not you should accept the VP offer is stupid, childish, and one of the reasons I don't like Sarah Palin. I wouldn't use it as evidence that she "lies" on a regular basis however.

I put it on the level of Clinton saying she ran from sniper fire in Bosnia. More of a facepalm and a "god, you suck" moment. I reserve the word "lie" for the more hard core scumbags.

Sarah Palin is not a good person. Anyone who would willingly go into politics is the last person that should be allowed to do so.

This democratic v republican thing is beyond stupid. This is pointed more towards the "liberals are stupid" followed by the delightful rebuttal "nu-uh! conservative are stupid".

In America we have no idea what a true liberal is. Kucinich is the closest thing we have to a leftist and he's frankly not that far left.

I look at the people they have running in Britain and am frankly overwhelmed with the sheer contrasts between them.

Our politics seem to go heavy right to only slightly right.

I will frankly back anyone who's willing to institute a breeding permit program so we have fewer horrid cases of people who shouldn't be raising kids raising 12 of them.

/BRING ME PETER PAN!

what_now: Wow. This guy really doesn't care if he ever has a relationship with his son, does he.

He's playing it right. He speaks his mind and gets treated like a pariah, and the can enjoy himself while he's young and not be tied down by family life. Once he's older, Bristol will be either begging him to come back on his terms, or he she'll be remarried and some other poor shumck can deal with the Plain family crap while he lives a normal life with some relatively sane woman. The first kid's practice anyway, so you expect them to be screwed up to begin with.

/Eldest of two brothers, so I can talk shiat about firstborns.

why is she suing the internet?

Gorgor is on a roll.

Seconded. Best (current) Britney pic ever. Can't actually tell if she is wearing gitch though.

Opinions?

fruitbatnt: Isn't "Opportunistic gold-digging attention whore" just a fancy way of saying "Conservative"?

Almost.

It's true that all Opportunistic gold-digging attention whores are Conservative, but not all Conservatives are attention whores.

the_ut_tick: zabadu: 3TJF: the_ut_tick: Yawn.

So now you people are angry at a politician that actually didn't take money while in office. Then she resigned so that she could take that money without affecting her job, or because she actually didn't care about alaska. Either way, she's better than the guys that cheat on their wives, the ladies that lie about the CIA, the guys that run gay brothels out of their apartments, and the guys that can't seem to realize that you should read legislation prior to voting on it.

She sounds stupid when she speaks. I'll take stupid and mostly honest over stupid and crooked.

I really wish that your statement wasn't so true, but I fear I must agree with you.

"Mostly" honest? Try reading my post up top where there are about 25 ways she lied...

"Mostly" honest. Like Bristol is "mostly" a virgin.



I read the post. There are lies and there are "lies".

Looking into a camera and boldface stating that you did not have sex with a woman which you later admit you did is a lie.

Campaigning on allegations of abuse and then having the world know that you signed off on those abuses is a lie.

Campaigning on family values while nailing your buddies wife is a lie.

Publishing that you are hiking the appalachian trail while nailing your Argentenian mistress is a lie.

Stating you want a "public option" for health care while there is video of you saying single payer is the only way to go is a lie.

Being a member of a church where absurd racial hate is spewed weekly and stating that you never heard such speech is a lie.

Making up a story about your kids and you voting on whether or not you should accept the VP offer is stupid, childish, and one of the reasons I don't like Sarah Palin. I wouldn't use it as evidence that she "lies" on a regular basis however.

I put it on the level of Clinton saying she ran from sniper fire in Bosnia. More of a facepalm and a "god, you suck" moment. I reserve the word "lie" for the more hard core scumbags.

In short, "b-b-but Clinton!"

So, it's okay to abuse your power as the head of a state as long as some else lied to a reporter once?

/lies, damn lies, and conservative commentary

the_ut_tick: She sounds stupid when she speaks. I'll take stupid and mostly honest over stupid and crooked.

She has shown she will abuse her position to financial gain ($150,000 wardrobe) and punish her enemies (fire an ex-brother in law). She also can't seem to get through an interview w/ out lying.

How is this not crooked? Seriously?

Sarah is a real attention whore.

Tietsu: Sarah Palin is not a good person. Anyone who would willingly go into politics is the last person that should be allowed to do so.

This democratic v republican thing is beyond stupid. This is pointed more towards the "liberals are stupid" followed by the delightful rebuttal "nu-uh! conservative are stupid".

In America we have no idea what a true liberal is. Kucinich is the closest thing we have to a leftist and he's frankly not that far left.

I look at the people they have running in Britain and am frankly overwhelmed with the sheer contrasts between them.

Our politics seem to go heavy right to only slightly right.

I will frankly back anyone who's willing to institute a breeding permit program so we have fewer horrid cases of people who shouldn't be raising kids raising 12 of them.

/BRING ME PETER PAN!



Did someone say Kucinich?

rastjr: Why should she stay? She has no future in poitics anymore. She has proven herself to be worthy.
Might as well cash in on her 15 minutes of fame.
We need real people, the common people, intelligent people running our country.

OK, it's POP QUIZ time!
[ ] real people
[ ] common people
[ ] intelligent people
Choose one

Giant Clown Shoe: the_ut_tick: She sounds stupid when she speaks. I'll take stupid and mostly honest over stupid and crooked.

She has shown she will abuse her position to financial gain ($150,000 wardrobe) and punish her enemies (fire an ex-brother in law). She also can't seem to get through an interview w/ out lying.

How is this not crooked? Seriously?

She isn't any good at hiding it? I guess that makes her slightly better than a crooked politician that hides it well...

Or something.

Diogenes: He did it all for the nookie. She did it all for the cash.

Sh*t I would too if I had to pay for those idiotic lawsuits brought by nut jobs out of my own pocket, have you seen what a lot of government officials make? Its crap, she can make 5x that much in a half a year doing speaking engagements.

amanogowa: Giant Clown Shoe: the_ut_tick: She sounds stupid when she speaks. I'll take stupid and mostly honest over stupid and crooked.

She has shown she will abuse her position to financial gain ($150,000 wardrobe) and punish her enemies (fire an ex-brother in law). She also can't seem to get through an interview w/ out lying.

How is this not crooked? Seriously?

She isn't any good at hiding it? I guess that makes her slightly better than a crooked politician that hides it well...

Or something.

Tallest midget... or something?

/in her limited time under national scrutiny she has stepped in it over and over. As I understand it there are still incomplete investigations. What would 4 years with this knucklehead bring?

Comedy. Lots and lots of comedy.

Agent Nick Fury: Why does the press keep interviewing a teenage dweeb, who wasn't smart enough not to knock a girl up, and then post his opinions like they have any meaning?

Because a major party used him as a campaign spokesman/prop in 2008 for the retard who may be a presidential candidate in 2012?

She left office because she needed to earn more money. She has mountains of debt from her legal problems. She is a lightning rod on a national scale, and probably is no longer the best person to be governor of Alaska. People leave office sometimes for a variety of reasons. I think her reason is the responsible choice.

Those of you who are being harsh about this should explain the difference between doing this and leaving office for another political office not related to that state.

tinyarena: /2 parties was at least better than 1

Yeah, but how many decades ago was it that you had two parties?

Does it really matter if a woman in American politics has an intellect? 1) I've yet to find one that demonstrates she has one. 2) Do the male politicians really care what the small minority of women politicians have to say anyway?

The_Six_Fingered_Man
That right there shows me you're a troll.

Wendy's Chili
Is this what passes for trollbait nowadays?

up2nfg
Let's ignore that the "largest state in the union" is populated with moose, helicopter-bait-wolves and fish

Headso
I'm sure even a tard like yourself could answer what newspapers you read...

Stop bickering there children, If what I've posted bothers you
feel free to show me that I'm wrong, or at least make a rational suggestion.
This is a forum for opinions.

Just calling me a troll doesn't make a decent argument for yer grasp on reality.

I'll say it again, you obviously have an opinion...

She successfully runs the largest state in the union,
She has the highest approval rating of any politician in America...for years

How is that economy doing under the new leadership?
How is your job going?
Are you looking forward to christmas?

Giant Clown Shoe: How is this not crooked? Seriously?

She has an "R" after her name.

tinyarena: Which basically leaves this guy as the 2012 Republican presidential candidate.

Giant Clown Shoe: amanogowa: Giant Clown Shoe: the_ut_tick: She sounds stupid when she speaks. I'll take stupid and mostly honest over stupid and crooked.

She has shown she will abuse her position to financial gain ($150,000 wardrobe) and punish her enemies (fire an ex-brother in law). She also can't seem to get through an interview w/ out lying.

How is this not crooked? Seriously?

She isn't any good at hiding it? I guess that makes her slightly better than a crooked politician that hides it well...

Or something.

Tallest midget... or something?

/in her limited time under national scrutiny she has stepped in it over and over. As I understand it there are still incomplete investigations. What would 4 years with this knucklehead bring?

Comedy. Lots and lots of comedy.



Wow, I am caught in a Palin insanity attack.

Palin got clothes from the RNC because she was running for VP. I really, honestly, truly and completely care as much about her clothing as I do about Mrs Obama's wardrobe. If this is the best you got, maybe I should look at her again as a possible candidate.

I say the same thing about troopergate as I do about the Bush impeachment. Put up or shut up.

Bring me evidence and lets move on charges or shut up and sit down. Your "outrage" amuses me, but does little else. I am more concerned about people voting on legislation they don't read, and people like Ted Kennedy and Nancy Pelosi developing health care reform than I am about your fixation with Palin and her wardrobe.

the_ut_tick: Giant Clown Shoe: amanogowa: Giant Clown Shoe: the_ut_tick: She sounds stupid when she speaks. I'll take stupid and mostly honest over stupid and crooked.

She has shown she will abuse her position to financial gain ($150,000 wardrobe) and punish her enemies (fire an ex-brother in law). She also can't seem to get through an interview w/ out lying.

How is this not crooked? Seriously?

She isn't any good at hiding it? I guess that makes her slightly better than a crooked politician that hides it well...

Or something.

Tallest midget... or something?

/in her limited time under national scrutiny she has stepped in it over and over. As I understand it there are still incomplete investigations. What would 4 years with this knucklehead bring?

Comedy. Lots and lots of comedy.



Wow, I am caught in a Palin insanity attack.

Palin got clothes from the RNC because she was running for VP. I really, honestly, truly and completely care as much about her clothing as I do about Mrs Obama's wardrobe. If this is the best you got, maybe I should look at her again as a possible candidate.

I say the same thing about troopergate as I do about the Bush impeachment. Put up or shut up.

Bring me evidence and lets move on charges or shut up and sit down. Your "outrage" amuses me, but does little else. I am more concerned about people voting on legislation they don't read, and people like Ted Kennedy and Nancy Pelosi developing health care reform than I am about your fixation with Palin and her wardrobe.

You're right the RNC did buy them, it was her repeated lies about where they came from and how much they cost that I remembered.

Also if you don't call this putting up...

Link (new window)

I'm not sure what you need.

And I'm not outraged. I'm anxious for conservatives to ride this horse. It will be funny.

/silly little freeper

the_ut_tick: Palin got clothes from the RNC because she was running for VP. I really, honestly, truly and completely care as much about her clothing as I do about Mrs Obama's wardrobe. If this is the best you got, maybe I should look at her again as a possible candidate.

See Michelle pays for her own clothes so there's not really a basis for comparison there other than textiles.

Ed Grubermann: outofsync: I genuinely like Sarah Palin.

I'm genuinely sorry about that. No, really. I'm sorry that anyone could be taken in by this hillbilly grifter and her white trash family. I'm sorry anyone can admire this liar and quitter.


This last weekend, the brother of one of my friends from college was in town. The brother has a liberal arts degree, and my friend and I have masters degrees in engineering, as do most of our friends from college, and their spouses.

At dinner, the brother railed on and on about the stupid, hillbilly, retard from Alaska. The brother has been recently laid off from the fashion industry in New York due to his problems with illicit substances. He is on unemployment while he gets his crud sorted out which I applaud him for doing.

With all the people in the room, there was large amount of education and varying views on politics. I have never heard of any of the other people talk about any politician as stupid, hillbilly, elite, etc.

Why? Probably because they are secure in their intellect and positions and when they feel the need to state their positions, they do so with calm assertive facts.

Although I respected my friends house and simply nodded my head, the irony of a recovering addict who is unemployed railing on someone who (regardless your opinion of her) is the governor of a state was not lost on me.

This is what I see in the hatred towards this woman. She makes people upset because the see her as no better than themselves, and they realize the lost potential of their lives. While I personally think that Sarah Palin has as much business in the White House as Barack Obama does (very, very little), I just can't bring myself to hate anyone I don't know.

Her voice, I can hate. Her however, I've never met. Neither have you.

If you want to know how irrational you sound. Think about this statement concerning Barack Obama:

How could anyone be taken in by this unexperienced, elitist, black supremacist? I don't know how anyone could admire that lying, illegitimate non-President.

You sound as irrational and crazy to me as the above statement sounds to you. (FYI this statement sounds crazy to me too.)

the_ut_tick: Her however, I've never met. Neither have you.

Don't be too sure about that part. I have met her, and I'm pretty sure he has too. She is just utterly, over the top, disgustingly saccharine. And her policies of dictating morality through legislation make my skin crawl.

the_ut_tick: Ed Grubermann: outofsync: I genuinely like Sarah Palin.

I'm genuinely sorry about that. No, really. I'm sorry that anyone could be taken in by this hillbilly grifter and her white trash family. I'm sorry anyone can admire this liar and quitter.

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You sound as irrational and crazy to me as the above statement sounds to you. (FYI this statement sounds crazy to me too.)

Well, garsh. I must be a dumbshiat if you say so. It's not like you've been running around defending her at every turn today, so I know you're impartial.

Ah, fark you. I live in Juneau. I know how vapid, clueless and provincial Sarah Palin is. My feelings for her have nothing to do with my employment status, drug issues, or any other excuse you want to pull out of your ass. My feelings for her are based solely on her actions as Governor, previous actions as mayor of Wasilla, and her horrifically abysmal performance as the VP candidate in the last election.

Ed Grubermann: I know how vapid, clueless and provincial Sarah Palin is

You forgot malicious and vacuous.

lstywnch: You forgot malicious and vacuous.

He stills sounds correct, though.

Er, never mind, I somehow misread "forgot" as "sound".

I think I should go have that subdural hematoma looked at sometime...

DemonEater: He stills sounds correct, though.

Granted.

Levi Johnston is hardly a reputable character given his own attempts to cash-in. At the same time, Palin's resignation really makes no sense unless something hugely damaging was coming, or she needs the money. It certainly can't be a presidential campaign because this act has labelled her a quitter and she'll never overcome that. I guess if she does sign lucrative book deals or appears in a reality show that we'll know the answer one way or another. Any way, good riddance to her.

Bob_Laublaw: Agent Nick Fury: Why does the press keep interviewing a teenage dweeb, who wasn't smart enough not to knock a girl up, and then post his opinions like they have any meaning?

Because people like me enjoy watching a large political machine be continually compelled to react to the musings of a teenager in the media.

I hope it continues.



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