George Newman! He starts where the others stop:

"Sex with furniture, what do you think?"

Lesbian Nazi Hookers, abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs. All this week, on Town Talk!

Il Douchey: Did any of these psychics predict his death?

I predict that MJ sighting will begin, and the rumors will start of him faking his own death, within one month.

I read that as what Physics has to say about his death. That might have been interesting...

tinyarena: When Glynis McCants looks at Michael Jackson's life, she sees the number five. Jackson's talent was discovered when he was 5 years old, he came to fame as a member of the Jackson 5 and he planned a series of 50 concert dates in London, England, as part of a comeback tour before he died on June 25 at the age of 50.
"Five is the number for drama, and it was in his life his whole life."

And he had five fingers on EACh hand. And FIVE toes on each FOOT.
Makes ya'think

And that's 5 occurrences that she mentions deals with the number 5 - spooky.

Can we stop linking to articles pointing out CNN's stupidity and instead just stop linking to CNN because of their obvious ridiculousness?

tinyarena: And he had five fingers on EACh hand. And FIVE toes on each FOOT.Makes ya'think

It's called the Law of Fives (new window).

Hail Eris.

Life imitating art...

Michael Jackson has become the new Generalissimo Francisco Franco.

Our top story tonight: Michael Jackson is still dead.

pjspaws: Reverse psychics?

I must inquire about entering this field of work.

I predict he was going to die when he was 50, after two widely publicized trials for child molestation, and a spectacularly successful string of hits in the 80's.

DAMN, I'm good!

I don't know if this has been done yet, b'cuz I had been off-board for couple weeks while I moved...

Can someone with strong Shoop-Force powers please shop a pic of a nervous pedobear with MJ staring over his shoulder? A gif would be even better.

spanx

Hey, psychics, good work on stopping 9/11 there, real good.

Silvia Browne, how about waving your $700 fee, and just give us Osama bin Laden's location. No?

Uri Geller, I can bend a spoon too.

Keep up the good work Scientology. Those OT powers worked wonders for that Indonesian tsunami.

/hate psychics.
//you know who else was an Aries!!!

Five inches?

Wouldn't it have been more helpful if they had used their powers before he died and helped prevent it?

And there will be 5 years of news coverage on him.

Il Douchey: Did any of these psychics predict his death?

No, but they retroactively predicted his fame, by looking at the number patterns of his entire life and drawing a conclusion from it after the fact.

Well, there was one valid prediction that Michael Jackson would be dead within 6 months back in January.

Believe it or not, The National Enquirer published that claim on their front page with an accompanying article inside the publication.

http://www.examiner.com/x-8310-Trendy-Living-Examiner~y2009m6d30-National-Enqui r er-predicts-Michael-Jacksons-death-last-January

NittLion78: EVERYTHING'S UNGODLY!!!

HAHA At least he's not darksided anymore!

So did CNN interview them, or did the psychics call them with their quotes before the newsroom even greenlighted the story?

jynxyu: Polka-dot Cadaver to the rescue!


Super Ghoul, ain't he cool
Walkin downtown in his polka-dot vest
His purple cape, his ballet shoes
And a yellow SG on his chest! Oh-OH-oh!

/obscure?

TheAbstractor: So did CNN interview them, or did the psychics call them with their quotes before the newsroom even greenlighted the story?

"When you do the story on Michael Jackson, who just died, I want you to quote me saying that I called you fifteen minutes before you aired the story to say that you would air a story about Michael Jackson, who just died."

The only reason CNN is still on the air is because businesses and the government still think they are news, and so put them on TVs around their offices and waiting rooms. I think it all started back in the first Gulf War, and they just got used to it.

MaxxLarge: I always love it when the media reports on media over-saturation of a given event. That's just the laziest B.S. ever. Report what happens, don't make crap happen, then report on your reporting. Easier than actual research, I guess.

News should NEVER be a Möbius strip, fer chrissakes.

Would like a word with you


/hot potato

.... and we've hit a new low.

Loadmaster: Il Douchey: Did any of these psychics predict his death?

I predict that MJ sighting will begin, and the rumors will start of him faking his own death, within one month.

www.ismichaeljacksonreallydead.com (new window)

www.ismichaeljacksonstillalive.com/ (new window)