Anything that will make them a buck.

I wonder how much "programming" news sites do based on time of day, similar to what you see on TV commercials. This type of story sounds perfect for the weekday afternoon soap opera crowd. Be interesting to see if this story has such a high spot on their main page at 8:00 tonight.

"I'm getting a message from someone with an "M", like a Michael or a Mark. It's definitely a male presence. Oh wait, not definitely male, there's something different. I'm really confused on this one. He keeps motioning to his nose, something about the nose..."

Did any of these psychics predict his death?

AdolfOliverPanties: "I'm getting a message from someone with an "M", like a Michael or a Mark. It's definitely a male presence. Oh wait, not definitely male, there's something different. I'm really confused on this one. He keeps motioning to his nose, something about the nose..."

...wait. He's removing one glove. The glove contains another nose. The magical glove turned him white. Well not quite white. Why are all of these little boys crying?

Sure they shouldn't be asking psychiatrics? That Joe Jackson probably did a number on a few lives.

Makh: Sure they shouldn't be asking psychiatrics? That Joe Jackson probably did a number on a few lives.



Leave me out of this

f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5.......

What do psychics have to say about Michael Jackson's life?

I'll take a stab at it...He was a frikkin' loon.

EVERYTHING'S UNGODLY!!!

Who didn't see THIS coming?

Dear MSM,

Please stop with the Michael Jackson saturation programming. I'm having to watch BBC America for my news now.

Smooches,

AzDownboy

P.S. Bill O'Reily ranting about the Michael Jackson coverage is no better either.

So far we've heard from family, friends, associates, collaborators, doctors, lawyers, pundits, pop-culture douches, random assholes on the street, and...yep, psychics. I wonder if anyone's tried to get an interview with his garbageman? Sadly, I'm going to guess that someone has. Probably SEVERAL someones.

I always love it when the media reports on media over-saturation of a given event. That's just the laziest B.S. ever. Report what happens, don't make crap happen, then report on your reporting. Easier than actual research, I guess.

News should NEVER be a Möbius strip, fer chrissakes.

it's over?

First question: How many predicted his death at age 50?

Reverse psychics?

I must inquire about entering this field of work.

Serious question: Why are people who believe in psychics allowed to vote? I was under the impression we were a Christian Nation.

gopher321: What do psychics have to say about Michael Jackson's life?

I'll take a stab at it...He was a frikkin' loon.

Nuttier than a Snickers^TM bar

AzDownboy: Dear MSM,

Please stop with the Michael Jackson saturation programming. I'm having to watch BBC America for my news now.

Smooches,

AzDownboy

P.S. Bill O'Reily ranting about the Michael Jackson coverage is no better either.

THIS. THANK YOU.

/I always went to the BBC for my actual news coverage, anyway. I didn't believe Michael Jackson was dead until they confirmed it.

NittLion78: EVERYTHING'S UNGODLY!!!

Sweet buggering jeezus. I remember catching the "first part" of that episode. x_x I wanted to catch the finale where she goes ape over the money envelope, but missed it.

/I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.
//she haunts my dreams

ScottHimself: Serious question: Why are people who believe in psychics allowed to vote? I was under the impression we were a Christian Nation.

On that note, why are psychics allowed to gamble?

What does president Camacho have to say about all this?

NittLion78: EVERYTHING'S UNGODLY!!!

Every time I see that face I want to shoot it.

I'm not sure who should be more ashamed of all the MJ coverage on CNN, the network or the people eating it up while they serve a constant stream of it.

Somebody let me know what Harry Keogh has to say about all of this, please?

ask Nancy Reagan. she could probably tell you.

The suckiest name in news.

I'm still upset. I had Gary Glitter in my pedophile freak celebrity death pool.

when will all this BS and hoopla end about an old ugly white lady??

//her time has past, move along people,,,,

Also, what a real psychic might look like:



/hot like a short, fun read

What I find hilarious is that they have an iReport further down the mainpage that urges people to stop obsessing over Jackson.

self awareness, you has none.

I see dead pedophiles

Can't wait to see the articles CNN runs in 2029, we'll get to hear about potential MJ reincarnates every day!

Black people are rarely a part of physics. Well, there's one physics major in my university, but I think he's focusing on optics or something stupid.

noah balloon: Can't wait to see the articles CNN runs in 2029, we'll get to hear about potential MJ reincarnates every day!

Polka-dot Cadaver to the rescue!

Do you remember on that day?
We took you down off of the cross
And shot your ashes into space
Oh what a waste of time to believe
You would ever come to life
The resurrections were all faked as
The earth trembled and quaked
And all the stars fell from the sky
As the pagans began to smile and sing

Oh, and "noted numerologist" != physicist.

On my way to work I pass a multifamily home where a couple weeks ago a nice hand painted sign appeared offering Psychic readings for $5. It also states that the rate is a special rate.

When Glynis McCants looks at Michael Jackson's life, she sees the number five. Jackson's talent was discovered when he was 5 years old, he came to fame as a member of the Jackson 5 and he planned a series of 50 concert dates in London, England, as part of a comeback tour before he died on June 25 at the age of 50.
"Five is the number for drama, and it was in his life his whole life."

And he had five fingers on EACh hand. And FIVE toes on each FOOT.
Makes ya'think

In the town of Casadega, FL, about 80% of the houses have signs saying "Medium". Ours had a sign that read "Large".

I see 5 family members going for cash
5 attorneys turning 5 lawsuits
5 children coming forward to submit claims
5 times the record sales since MJ is at room tempature
25 dollar entrance fee to Neverland
5 floors in the shrine to the 50 year old
5 fingers, 5 toes, 5 rings
5 surgeries on his nose - still investigating
I also see lots of fives - please pay at door number 5

cheyanne9: I see 5 family members going for cash
5 attorneys turning 5 lawsuits
5 children coming forward to submit claims
5 times the record sales since MJ is at room tempature
25 dollar entrance fee to Neverland
5 floors in the shrine to the 50 year old
5 fingers, 5 toes, 5 rings
5 surgeries on his nose - still investigating
I also see lots of fives - please pay at door number 5

AmazingRuss: What does president Camacho have to say about all this?



He has a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING

AtomicPenguin: I'm not sure who should be more ashamed of all the MJ coverage on CNN, the network or the people eating it up while they serve a constant stream of it.

Or the Fark admins that keep greenlighting a new story?

I don't care about the media hoopla surrounding the death of yet another performer, so here's some cute bunnies and violence. (new window)

I'm sorry, but the MSM hit my 'frkkit valve' on Michael Jackson about an hour before the body got cold. Time for a new topic. Like "are microbes having sex in your drinking water? Next on Sick Sad World!"

"...they believe that if they can touch it -- or have him touch them -- then maybe some of it would rub off."

GREATEST. FREUDIAN. SLIP. EVER.

I'm getting the letters M J, Does that mean anything to you?

AtomicPenguin: I'm not sure who should be more ashamed of all the MJ coverage on CNN, the network or the people eating it up while they serve a constant stream of it.

Do you know who else really ate up a constant stream of...?

"Replay" is one of my favorite books.

RL sucks

El_morte

Careful now. There's no proof that psychic powers exist, but there's also no proof they don't exist. Both sides are claiming knowledge they cannot have, so both positions are based on faith.

In fact, a-psychicism is becoming a bit of a religion.

/It was so hard to get through that with a straight face

Zamboro: Careful now. There's no proof that psychic powers exist, but there's also no proof they don't exist. Both sides are claiming knowledge they cannot have, so both positions are based on faith.

In fact, a-psychicism is becoming a bit of a religion.

/It was so hard to get through that with a straight face

Will you be selling aspirin in 55 gallon drums next?
That even hurt to read.

George Newman! He starts where the others stop:

"Sex with furniture, what do you think?"

Lesbian Nazi Hookers, abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs. All this week, on Town Talk!

Il Douchey: Did any of these psychics predict his death?

I predict that MJ sighting will begin, and the rumors will start of him faking his own death, within one month.

I read that as what Physics has to say about his death. That might have been interesting...

tinyarena: When Glynis McCants looks at Michael Jackson's life, she sees the number five. Jackson's talent was discovered when he was 5 years old, he came to fame as a member of the Jackson 5 and he planned a series of 50 concert dates in London, England, as part of a comeback tour before he died on June 25 at the age of 50.
"Five is the number for drama, and it was in his life his whole life."

And he had five fingers on EACh hand. And FIVE toes on each FOOT.
Makes ya'think

And that's 5 occurrences that she mentions deals with the number 5 - spooky.

Can we stop linking to articles pointing out CNN's stupidity and instead just stop linking to CNN because of their obvious ridiculousness?

tinyarena: And he had five fingers on EACh hand. And FIVE toes on each FOOT.Makes ya'think

It's called the Law of Fives (new window).

Hail Eris.

Life imitating art...

Michael Jackson has become the new Generalissimo Francisco Franco.

Our top story tonight: Michael Jackson is still dead.

pjspaws: Reverse psychics?

I must inquire about entering this field of work.

I predict he was going to die when he was 50, after two widely publicized trials for child molestation, and a spectacularly successful string of hits in the 80's.

DAMN, I'm good!

I don't know if this has been done yet, b'cuz I had been off-board for couple weeks while I moved...

Can someone with strong Shoop-Force powers please shop a pic of a nervous pedobear with MJ staring over his shoulder? A gif would be even better.

spanx

Hey, psychics, good work on stopping 9/11 there, real good.

Silvia Browne, how about waving your $700 fee, and just give us Osama bin Laden's location. No?

Uri Geller, I can bend a spoon too.

Keep up the good work Scientology. Those OT powers worked wonders for that Indonesian tsunami.

/hate psychics.
//you know who else was an Aries!!!

Five inches?

Wouldn't it have been more helpful if they had used their powers before he died and helped prevent it?

And there will be 5 years of news coverage on him.

Il Douchey: Did any of these psychics predict his death?

No, but they retroactively predicted his fame, by looking at the number patterns of his entire life and drawing a conclusion from it after the fact.

Well, there was one valid prediction that Michael Jackson would be dead within 6 months back in January.

Believe it or not, The National Enquirer published that claim on their front page with an accompanying article inside the publication.

http://www.examiner.com/x-8310-Trendy-Living-Examiner~y2009m6d30-National-Enqui r er-predicts-Michael-Jacksons-death-last-January

NittLion78: EVERYTHING'S UNGODLY!!!

HAHA At least he's not darksided anymore!

So did CNN interview them, or did the psychics call them with their quotes before the newsroom even greenlighted the story?

jynxyu: Polka-dot Cadaver to the rescue!


Super Ghoul, ain't he cool
Walkin downtown in his polka-dot vest
His purple cape, his ballet shoes
And a yellow SG on his chest! Oh-OH-oh!

/obscure?

TheAbstractor: So did CNN interview them, or did the psychics call them with their quotes before the newsroom even greenlighted the story?

"When you do the story on Michael Jackson, who just died, I want you to quote me saying that I called you fifteen minutes before you aired the story to say that you would air a story about Michael Jackson, who just died."

The only reason CNN is still on the air is because businesses and the government still think they are news, and so put them on TVs around their offices and waiting rooms. I think it all started back in the first Gulf War, and they just got used to it.

MaxxLarge: I always love it when the media reports on media over-saturation of a given event. That's just the laziest B.S. ever. Report what happens, don't make crap happen, then report on your reporting. Easier than actual research, I guess.

News should NEVER be a Möbius strip, fer chrissakes.

Would like a word with you


/hot potato

.... and we've hit a new low.

Loadmaster: Il Douchey: Did any of these psychics predict his death?

I predict that MJ sighting will begin, and the rumors will start of him faking his own death, within one month.

www.ismichaeljacksonreallydead.com (new window)

www.ismichaeljacksonstillalive.com/ (new window)