It's funny - any average little girl gets all you geeks hard. I pity your penises for the lack of wet holes to put it in.

hugheric: Even young drivers should know if you hit a homeless person, You dig the hole.

Sorry but the law of the streets dictate that a dead homeless person must be picked clean by their brethren before their body can be disposed of. She was only honoring their creed.

Anyone old enough to take a life is old enough to consent. She no longer has jail time attached to her nether region. Get in line.

GodsTumor: The GOP answer to the 47 million Americans without health care...



The GOP Health Care MachineTM

Considering that number is a lie, and it's really closer to 10 million people who don't have it at all and can't get it. You can STFU.

skullkrusher: wyrlss: skullkrusher: bubbaprog: skullkrusher: But whatever, the kid does not deserve to go to prison for an accident.

For the accident? No. For killing someone and then driving away without reporting the accident? Yes.

however she is 17 years old. Facing 30 years in prison? C'mon. I am as much of a tough on crime guy as the next but seriously?

How many people do you personally know that killed another human being and hid from the cops for three months?

I'm still on the lam

All kidding aside, people who have killed other people do actually need to understand that's not acceptable behavior. I'm not saying juice her up, but she doesn't need to be with normal decent people giving them the impression that it's okay to run over someone because they have less money, and she doesn't need to feel like it's okay either.
Of course, I never killed anyone, so I may be talking out my ass here. Anyone who's ever killed someone could probably give us a better perspective on whether or not people should be punished for killing other people.

sxacho: DslainteC: Can you imagine how the poor victim's family must feel about this farcical form of "justice"?

Settle down. The victim was HOMELESS. Can't you read?

Homeless does not mean without family.

If I remember the original article right, it was dark and she was driving down a poorly lit area when the homeless woman crossed in front of her. She was not in a crosswalk or even a streetlight.


The girl should have stopped or should have turned herself in long before that, but I can understand.

Darth Mewling:


The GOP Health Care MachineTM

Considering that number is a lie, and it's really closer to 10 million people who don't have it at all and can't get it. You can STFU.

Yes, because Rush says so...

mcsiegs: It's funny - any average little girl gets all you geeks hard. I pity your penises for the lack of wet holes to put it in.

I'm married, I have an excuse.

mcsiegs: It's funny - any average little girl gets all you geeks hard. I pity your penises for the lack of wet holes to put it in.

Hey, gimme a break, I'm married!

Boberto: HMS_Blinkin: Boberto: skullkrusher: DslainteC: If I understand this correctly, you can kill someone in a hit-and-run, book yourself in and out in minutes, get the original charge thrown out because of police indifference, and then use plea bargaining to serve no jail time. Good job, Florida! Now I know which state to visit the next time my bloodlust boils over. I could kill someone without consequence and be home in time for supper.

Can you imagine how the poor victim's family must feel about this farcical form of "justice"?

her family didn't care enough to make her not homeless so I am guessing they might issue a collective "meh".

Anyway, TFA says she could face 30 years in prison but it is likely she'll plea bargain down and serve no time. No mention that she was drunk or anything so her only real crime is leaving the scene of an accident... should she get Old Sparky for that?

Sure, why not? She "accidentally" killed someone with her vehicle and then figured it would be cool to just drive away, no problems right?

This is the kind of person we want to see back on the streets...am I right or what?

Good lord, are you seriously implying that she killed the homeless woman intentionally? Because you owe us all a big CITATION on that one. Nowhere in TFA does it say this was intentional. And yeah, she drove away, but what would you do if you were 17 and hit someone? Freak out, that's what. She didn't have the presence of mind at the time to do what those of us who are older than 17 would have done at the time. Which is exactly why she turned herself in later when she calmed down.

Driving carelessly is intentional, yes. You can't drive like a farking idiot unless you let your foot slam the peddle, your eyes wander while you change the iPod, txt your bff Jill. Sure it was an "accident" in the sense that she obviously didn't want to kill someone but clearly her actions, while driving, resulted in the death of an innocent person.
She's guilty of being a moran. Who's moranic actions led to the death of another human being. I never said she did it intentionally - if that was the case I'd just be making jokes about it.

ANECDOTE: driving in Nova Scotia in the summer of 2006 with a friend. He was not paying attention and he made a right hand turn at the bottom of a hill only to have a biker slam into the side of his car, flip over the roof, land and break his leg. We stopped - I was 19, he was 20. We got out and made sure the guy was alive, it was totally my buddies fault and he admitted it directly (to the victim, and police later) while I called 911 to report it.....

That is what people who aren't total farking idiots do. Can you actually sit there and try and defend snowflake's actions as "the right thing to do" because she's 17?


That's fine if you're 20 years old with no assets. If you're worth anything monetarily, probably not such a good idea to go around beating your chest and screaming mea culpa. Not unless you want to get taken to the cleaners in the civil suit.

Has anyone else noticed that she looks like a young(er) version of Casey Anthony? Has Nancy Grace been informed?

/hot for tot mom

sabyJeBus: anyone flipping out about this is an idiot...she got booked in 20 minutes, that doesn't mean she got acquitted, that means they processed her bullshiat paperwork in 20 minutes. if you even browsed the article youd see that she faces up to 30 years because she is being charged as an adult. which sucks cuz if someone over 18 slept with her that would be different, she'd be considered an infant.

And the rest of the article explains that she'll probably never see a day of prison because of the plea bargain her lawyer's working out with prosecutors. Even her ticket was tossed out.

Remember, kids, just run down the homeless - they're cheap, easy, nobody cares about them, and you'll get off with probation.

*hi-five with Darth Mewling*

"Valdez could face up to 30 years in prison."


30 YEARS?!?!?!

That's a hell of a lot of time for running over a wire-haired man monkey

I'm wondering whether she felt that it was safe to stop in the first place? If it's the type of neighborhood where homeless people are walking in the middle of the street, is it really a good neighborhood for an upper-middle-class white girl to stop and get out of her car?

The Voice of Doom: Boberto

This is the kind of person we want to see back on the streets...

..bent over the handle bar of her bicycle, wearing a low-cut shirt.

HAHAHAHA... I'm all chuckles over here. Thanks dude!

wyrlss: skullkrusher: wyrlss: skullkrusher: bubbaprog: skullkrusher: But whatever, the kid does not deserve to go to prison for an accident.

For the accident? No. For killing someone and then driving away without reporting the accident? Yes.

however she is 17 years old. Facing 30 years in prison? C'mon. I am as much of a tough on crime guy as the next but seriously?

How many people do you personally know that killed another human being and hid from the cops for three months?

I'm still on the lam

All kidding aside, people who have killed other people do actually need to understand that's not acceptable behavior. I'm not saying juice her up, but she doesn't need to be with normal decent people giving them the impression that it's okay to run over someone because they have less money, and she doesn't need to feel like it's okay either.
Of course, I never killed anyone, so I may be talking out my ass here. Anyone who's ever killed someone could probably give us a better perspective on whether or not people should be punished for killing other people.

yeah, I think the fact that she's been arrested and will get some sort of punishment will let everyone know that killing someone isn't acceptable in case they missed that memo. The relative wealth of the parties really has nothing to do with what happened. It was an accident. Sure it's possible that the police didnt try too hard to close the case because of who the victim was but that has nothing to do with this girl's actions.

/call me mint jelly

Ruby'sMamma: sxacho: DslainteC: Can you imagine how the poor victim's family must feel about this farcical form of "justice"?

Settle down. The victim was HOMELESS. Can't you read?

Homeless does not mean without family.

Next you're going to tell me that fat people have feelings too?

fwiw, her left breast is much larger than her right.

GodsTumor: Darth Mewling:


The GOP Health Care MachineTM

Considering that number is a lie, and it's really closer to 10 million people who don't have it at all and can't get it. You can STFU.

Yes, because Rush says so...

No because this (new window) (new window) says so. You see unlike your normal person with a 'D' or an 'R' next to their name I actually have evidence to back up my opinions. You just believe whatever some retard with a 'D' next to their name hands to you. You're brainwashed, period, don't even try to deny it.

mcsiegs: It's funny - any average little girl gets all you geeks hard. I pity your penises for the lack of wet holes to put it in.

To be fair, your mom did try the lube, but she's still as dry as a cactus.

chrisr64: DemoKnite

As long as you have the money and are not a minority you should be good to go. Happy bloodlusting!

Two words, same state. Donte Stallworth. 24 days out of 30 behind bars.

If I were him I would appeal using this young lady as an example.

he was convicted of DUI manslaughter. Quite a bit different.

I meant this!

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/04/business/04view.html?_r=1&ref=business

Ack_Ack: fwiw, her left breast is much larger than her right.

bad stuffing

Boberto: HMS_Blinkin: Boberto: skullkrusher: DslainteC:

Sure, why not? She "accidentally" killed someone with her vehicle and then figured it would be cool to just drive away, no problems right?

This is the kind of person we want to see back on the streets...am I right or what?

Good lord, are you seriously implying that she killed the homeless woman intentionally? Because you owe us all a big CITATION on that one. Nowhere in TFA does it say this was intentional. And yeah, she drove away, but what would you do if you were 17 and hit someone? Freak out, that's what. She didn't have the presence of mind at the time to do what those of us who are older than 17 would have done at the time. Which is exactly why she turned herself in later when she calmed down.

Driving carelessly is intentional, yes. You can't drive like a farking idiot unless you let your foot slam the peddle, your eyes wander while you change the iPod, txt your bff Jill. Sure it was an "accident" in the sense that she obviously didn't want to kill someone but clearly her actions, while driving, resulted in the death of an innocent person.
She's guilty of being a moran. Who's moranic actions led to the death of another human being. I never said she did it intentionally - if that was the case I'd just be making jokes about it.

ANECDOTE: driving in Nova Scotia in the summer of 2006 with a friend. He was not paying attention and he made a right hand turn at the bottom of a hill only to have a biker slam into the side of his car, flip over the roof, land and break his leg. We stopped - I was 19, he was 20. We got out and made sure the guy was alive, it was totally my buddies fault and he admitted it directly (to the victim, and police later) while I called 911 to report it.....

That is what people who aren't total farking idiots do. Can you actually sit there and try and defend snowflake's actions as "the right thing to do" because she's 17?

I want to revoke any anger/hostility towards HMS Blinkin. Just read he was unaware of the timeline.. should have given linkies to you! Sorry.

Mephistopheles' Revenge: Apparently farkers aren't the only ones that want blood.

Link (new window)
I counted two comments. One from the victim's family.
Were there any more? I'd say fappy Fark justice is winning in a, a ... something that looks like a dripping face full.

wyrlss: All kidding aside, people who have killed other people do actually need to understand that's not acceptable behavior. I'm not saying juice her up, but she doesn't need to be with normal decent people giving them the impression that it's okay to run over someone because they have less money, and she doesn't need to feel like it's okay either.
Of course, I never killed anyone, so I may be talking out my ass here. Anyone who's ever killed someone could probably give us a better perspective on whether or not people should be punished for killing other people.

The first couple of times you do tend to feel a tinge of remorse and believe that you should be punished. I know that I used to force myself to watch Angela's Ashes.

After awhile you realize that they deserved what they got and you were actually doing society a favor. I'm sure that varies from person to person - for me it was right around a dozen - but reaching this state certainly makes you more efficient the next time around. There also tends to be less time in between events.

Deacon Blue:

That's fine if you're 20 years old with no assets. If you're worth anything monetarily, probably not such a good idea to go around beating your chest

Dude, I think it is perfectly clear that her chest = assets.

If that had been a car built before 1985 I bet there wouldn't have been any damage at all.

skullkrusher: bubbaprog: skullkrusher: But whatever, the kid does not deserve to go to prison for an accident.

For the accident? No. For killing someone and then driving away without reporting the accident? Yes.

however she is 17 years old. Facing 30 years in prison? C'mon. I am as much of a tough on crime guy as the next but seriously?

Yeah she has not even had the chance to fark up some young guy's life yet.

Ack_Ack: fwiw, her left breast is much larger than her right.

Could be a personal air bag deployment.

mcsiegs: It's funny - any average little girl gets all you geeks hard. I pity your penises for the lack of wet holes to put it in.

We can't all be Scout leaders..

Wow, a body like that AND can squint like Clint?

I'm there.

Mephistopheles' Revenge: Apparently farkers aren't the only ones that want blood.

Link (new window)

That blog really makes me want to post a comment to "Taylor" who was a family member of the homeless woman. Apparently she is upset now, but had the family taken care of this woman, she would not have been on the street...and jaywalking.

So who's fault is it really??

Didn't mommy and daddy ever teach you to LOOK BOTH FARKING WAYS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE STREET. Bums, get out of the road. You are not a car, you can't even drive.

Cars don't come out of nowhere and they aren't exactly a small bag of peanuts.

In addition, I hate self-righteous pedestrians that get some kind of satisfaction from making you wait for them whilst taking their time. The kind of person that doesn't even look before crossing as they expect you to stop for them. "Look both ways? ME? I have the right of way!" No, pal, this 3000 pounds of fiberglass and steel begs to differ.

The only place you get mercy from me is the crosswalk, and you better make it quick. Don't got time for your games.

Boberto: HMS_Blinkin: Boberto: skullkrusher: DslainteC: If I understand this correctly, you can kill someone in a hit-and-run, book yourself in and out in minutes, get the original charge thrown out because of police indifference, and then use plea bargaining to serve no jail time. Good job, Florida! Now I know which state to visit the next time my bloodlust boils over. I could kill someone without consequence and be home in time for supper.

Can you imagine how the poor victim's family must feel about this farcical form of "justice"?

her family didn't care enough to make her not homeless so I am guessing they might issue a collective "meh".

Anyway, TFA says she could face 30 years in prison but it is likely she'll plea bargain down and serve no time. No mention that she was drunk or anything so her only real crime is leaving the scene of an accident... should she get Old Sparky for that?

Sure, why not? She "accidentally" killed someone with her vehicle and then figured it would be cool to just drive away, no problems right?

This is the kind of person we want to see back on the streets...am I right or what?

Good lord, are you seriously implying that she killed the homeless woman intentionally? Because you owe us all a big CITATION on that one. Nowhere in TFA does it say this was intentional. And yeah, she drove away, but what would you do if you were 17 and hit someone? Freak out, that's what. She didn't have the presence of mind at the time to do what those of us who are older than 17 would have done at the time. Which is exactly why she turned herself in later when she calmed down.

Driving carelessly is intentional, yes. You can't drive like a farking idiot unless you let your foot slam the peddle, your eyes wander while you change the iPod, txt your bff Jill. Sure it was an "accident" in the sense that she obviously didn't want to kill someone but clearly her actions, while driving, resulted in the death of an innocent person.
She's guilty of being a moran. Who's moranic actions led to the death of another human being. I never said she did it intentionally - if that was the case I'd just be making jokes about it.

ANECDOTE: driving in Nova Scotia in the summer of 2006 with a friend. He was not paying attention and he made a right hand turn at the bottom of a hill only to have a biker slam into the side of his car, flip over the roof, land and break his leg. We stopped - I was 19, he was 20. We got out and made sure the guy was alive, it was totally my buddies fault and he admitted it directly (to the victim, and police later) while I called 911 to report it.....

That is what people who aren't total farking idiots do. Can you actually sit there and try and defend snowflake's actions as "the right thing to do" because she's 17?

When did I ever say it was the right thing to do? Go back through my post and show me where I wrote that. Because I didn't. I never said it was "right," it was wrong, but understandable. In a perfect world, she would have stopped and called 911 and waited for the cops to arrive. But she didn't. She freaked out in the heat of the moment, and kept driving, probably before she had time to realize what had happened. To me, I can understand not stopping immediately. It's wrong, and I hope to god that if I'm ever in that sort of situation I have the presence of mind to stop, but the situation is stressful and unexpected enough that I can understand her actions.

Where she farked up, and what I hadn't realized before, was that it took her three whole months to turn herself in. Even if she drove off in the heat of the moment, she should have gone to the police the next morning at the latest after she'd calmed down. Three months isn't cool.

Darth Mewling: GodsTumor: Darth Mewling:


The GOP Health Care MachineTM

Considering that number is a lie, and it's really closer to 10 million people who don't have it at all and can't get it. You can STFU.

Yes, because Rush says so...

No because this (new window) (new window) says so. You see unlike your normal person with a 'D' or an 'R' next to their name I actually have evidence to back up my opinions. You just believe whatever some retard with a 'D' next to their name hands to you. You're brainwashed, period, don't even try to deny it.

So than where do you get your info from?

Here's what the US census says...Link

Boberto: ANECDOTE: driving in Nova Scotia in the summer of 2006 with a friend. He was not paying attention and he made a right hand turn at the bottom of a hill only to have a biker slam into the side of his car, flip over the roof, land and break his leg. We stopped - I was 19, he was 20. We got out and made sure the guy was alive, it was totally my buddies fault and he admitted it directly (to the victim, and police later) while I called 911 to report it.....

In the United States, admitting anything is a good way to lose your income and your family's income for the rest of your life to some lawyers and "victim". So we don't do that down here. What your friend did would be incredibly stupid (aside from mis-managing his car).

Also, that road is one way, and has cars parked along it at all hours of the day, and the speed limit is fairly high.

How goddamn hard is it to look ONE WAY to look for cars who have their lights on in the dark? Or perhaps not jay walk? That was probably a suicide or someone stoned/drunk out of their mind.

Also, in some neighborhoods in the U.S., the smart thing is to drive away and tell the cops later so you don't get dragged out of your car and beaten to death for being a whitey. So driving away is barely a crime in some circumstances now.

That said, she avoided the issue for three months, which is just stupid. But still, that's just a stupid kid, not a hardened criminal. If you don't believe every single traffic violation and crime should be dealt with by a bullet in the head on the spot, then this case should be at the far far end of the "light sentencing" side. Sheesh, some of you folk really don't have any damn perspective outside a WoW clan do you?

I sentence her to 1 year of hard "labor" in my basement.

/"hard". Heh heh.

dstanley: Other articles say Tits McGhee hit the homeless woman while she was crossing the street. I can't find anything that says if it was at night or was the homeless woman in a crosswalk?

I've seen homeless people cross the street by jumping out from behind parked cars, so "crossing the street" could have many meanings

BTW - Nissan Muranos are designed for women who can't drive big trucks - and still can't.

cartersdad: Mephistopheles' Revenge: Apparently farkers aren't the only ones that want blood.

Link (new window)

That blog really makes me want to post a comment to "Taylor" who was a family member of the homeless woman. Apparently she is upset now, but had the family taken care of this woman, she would not have been on the street...and jaywalking.

So who's fault is it really??

The girl who killed the woman.

What do I win?

White people hate waiting.

/PROBATION is a given, who needs a court system

MadMonk: Wow, a body like that AND can squint like Clint?

I'm there.

So youre saying you would fark Clint Eastwood if he had better titts?

Sounds ok to me...

GodsTumor: So than where do you get your info from?

Here's what the US census says...Link

The census estimates the number of illegal aliens in the US and assumes, quite rightly, that they are uninsured.

/crawls back under bridge.

I have a homeless, heroin addicted uncle, and quite frankly I'd be relieved if someone ran over him. Do you think she's available for hire?

Linux_Perhaps:
mcsiegs: It's funny - any average little girl gets all you geeks hard. I pity your penises for the lack of wet holes to put it in.

Hey, gimme a break, I'm married!

And I'm not married yet, so I'm getting it even more than he is!

/only not trolling because the "who cares about the homeless" card has already been played

Hmmm...so if I hit a homeless woman jaywalking I should check to make sure she's dead, and if she's not, back up and hit her again?

Got it, thanks.

Boberto: I want to revoke any anger/hostility towards HMS Blinkin. Just read he was unaware of the timeline.. should have given linkies to you! Sorry.

No, it's fine...I had just made some wrong assumptions about Miss Snowflake. Knowing the whole story (and reading some of the links posted in this thread) is making me feel a lot less lenient.

plez: Didn't mommy and daddy ever teach you to LOOK BOTH FARKING WAYS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE STREET

Yeah, but it seems nobody else's parents did.

Its fine as long as you dont have any produce, then you gotta sit there and flip through the book for the code and youre not sure if "red pepper" is gonna be under the 'R's or the 'P's...

Wait, wtf are we talking about?

/goes to read article...