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Life Lesson #418: Don't agree to pay the bills of a woman you met at a strip club

/no light green for billy yesterday....

ahura, no tengo las tetas, los mujeres tienne los tetas, claro?

But you also meet crazier and most definitely uglier people (especially the hideous dogs you call women) at church than the t-t bar.

You get more for you'r money at the strip joint.

hoodiowithtudio: ahura, no tengo las tetas, los mujeres tienne los tetas, claro?

che cosa la scopata?

I've never met a nun who put out. So, I think I'll stick to the strip club.

is on a break?

Strip joint thread?

/I can haz boobies now?

Churches have better potluck dinners, though.

//smells like tuna casserole

Obviously they are going to the wrong strip clubs.

Besides, they have the nicer ways of taking donations.

madblader: But you also meet crazier and most definitely uglier people at church than the t-t bar.

In London, you'll probably meet bankers at the strip joint. So obviously, you're going to get fleeced.

What if it's one of those snake handling churches?

Would give my money ten times over to a stripper rather than a Jesus freak.

che cosa la scopata?

que? My spanish sucks. I was refering to as how i would probably be number two in the thread and not one.

CarnySaur: What if it's one of those snake handling churches?

I don't think those are the kind of snakes that you have in mind. ;)

madblader: But you also meet crazier and most definitely uglier people (especially the hideous dogs you call women) at church than the t-t bar.

We could put out a very respectable bikini calendar featuring women at my church...not that we would, but we could.

Isn't 50 a little old to be making that mistake?

I wonder which is better, religious crazy girl sex or stripper crazy girl sex?

/hot, like ----- (fill in your own line)

steklo: I've never met a nun who put out. So, I think I'll stick to the strip club.

Congratulations, that's an original in my personal experience. Sure to piss of lots of spelling nazis!

steklo: I've never met a nun who put out. So, I think I'll stick to the strip club.

You've been hanging out at the wrong churches.

At least you expect to be robbed at church

Billy Ligue: /hot, like ----- (fill in your own line)

Both, simultaneously.

/formerly very religious wife
//her ex-stripper gf living with us at the moment

erm...I meant to quote: Tentacle: I wonder which is better, religious crazy girl sex or stripper crazy girl sex?

on my last post....

Yeah! This is finally appropriate!

Depends on the Church...

Would rather meet people at a strip club than at a church any day: at least in a strip club you've got a chance of finding an honest one.

Friday Stripper Thread!!!





/Am I doing it right?

The strip club is my church.
/Really.
//On your knees you dirty sinner.
///Here's your dollar.

I, for one, am interested in people who frequent both establishments.

Especially the lady types.

Heed it as a warning when a stripper requests your financial help more than a few paces from a brass pole.

If I was the police, I'd be tempted to just let it ride -- dude's a sucker.

Sadly this happened to I guy I worked with years ago. He was in his fifties also when his wife left him. He started going to strip clubs and this skank and her "brother " beat him for ten thousand dollars.

You never, never never, NEVER get involved with a stripper.

When you go to the zoo, don't try to bring the tiger home.

blacknewport65: Heed it as a warning when a stripper requests your financial help more than a few paces from a brass pole

QFT

This doesn't include the local mosque.

nausea001
Would rather meet people at a strip club than at a church any day: at least in a strip club you've got a chance of finding an honest one.


Spoken like someone who has never been to a church or a strip club.

TTIUWP

Depends what you mean by "better", the folks at church often harbour some downright nasty, small-minded prejudices.

But then again I've never been to a strip club.

Nuns who put out.

Generally, you meet better people at church than you do at a strip club.

Better at what? I'm sure the people I meet at the strip club can perform certain tasks far better than the ones I'd meet at church. But heck, I'm open minded I'll let both have a chance. Let's start with BJ's.

Norad: You never, never never, NEVER get involved with a stripper.

When you go to the zoo, don't try to bring the tiger home.

That may be the wisest thing I've ever read on Fark.

friendinpa:
Spoken like someone who has never been to a church or a strip club.

As one who must regretfully say that I've been into both establishments, both are rather good at separating you from your money.

Normally the show is much better at the strip club tho, YMMV...

Go to a church with a large Polish immigrant community and you get the best of both worlds.

I have to disagree with the headline. At least when the stripper takes your money, you're probably having a good time there.

He got involved with a woman and she was draining his bank account?

That sounds about normal to me.

Agrees.

jynxyu: friendinpa:
Spoken like someone who has never been to a church or a strip club.

As one who must regretfully say that I've been into both establishments, both are rather good at separating you from your money.

Normally the show is much better at the strip club tho, YMMV...

THIS

both nickle and dime you to death. At least Catholic churches generally don't tithe you 10% any more but the special collections add up.

@Thanks for the Meme-ries:

Are you blind, man?

Also, your pic is not synonymous with the ones you are probably alluding to.

It seems that there are a lot of uncomfortable people at either place. Some of which just look lost, others are just a little bit too excited.

Boberto: @Thanks for the Meme-ries:

Are you blind, man?

Also, your pic is not synonymous with the ones you are probably alluding to.

Alright man, I'll contribute correctly...

How about this:



/ah, better

Better for what?

They sure do... they sure do :)

Quick guide, if you want:

Double knit polyester - church
Double D silicone - Strip club

Wine - Church
Beer - Strip club

A slow and monotonous life leaving ready for the sweet release of death - Church
A fast downward spiral leaving you ready for the sweet release of death - Strip club

/Full disclosure: Been a very long time since I went to church.

Norad: You never, never never, NEVER get involved with a stripper.

When you go to the zoo, don't try to bring the tiger home.

some needs to put together a photoshop of "don't taunt the stripper" akin to the "don't taunt the monkey"

hoodiowithtudio: ahura, no tengo las tetas, los mujeres tienne los tetas, claro?

My church is also at the donkey show.

choose your delusion?

crazytrpr
As one who must regretfully say that I've been into both establishments, both are rather good at separating you from your money.

Normally the show is much better at the strip club tho, YMMV...

THIS

both nickle and dime you to death. At least Catholic churches generally don't tithe you 10% any more but the special collections add up.


That they do, but at least the Catholics don't water down the booze.

/Spent way too much time in church and strip clubs.

sxacho:
My church is also at the donkey show.

friendinpa:
That they do, but at least the Catholics don't water down the booze.

/Spent way too much time in church and strip clubs.

Save a few bucks for the bartender, they need the tips too!

Um... I think I know what club that is! It's called Club 390...

Oops! Just read another article, appartently it is NOT Club 390. Never mind! :)

Billy Ligue: sxacho:
My church is also at the donkey show.

[gorgor signal pic]

If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

/what have I wrought?

littlett's: It seems that there are a lot of uncomfortable people at either place. Some of which just look lost, others are just a little bit too excited.

True, though I would say that the ones in church are generally 'cleaner' and the ones in the strip club are generally less hypocritical.

Why would I expect that? The people at the church are almost all religious people (or drug there by a religious person). Why would I expect them to be *better* than anyone? They already have one major count against them.

sxacho: Billy Ligue: sxacho:
My church is also at the donkey show.

[gorgor signal pic]

If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

/what have I wrought?

I don't know... but I can't wait to see it!

LittleBlondeJug: Um... I think I know what club that is! It's called Club 390...

nope.. Jimmy's on Rt 30.

"After the man started helping out his strip club friend by paying some of her bills, Klootwyk allegedly learned his bank account information and began using his funds as her own."

I'm still amazed by the lack of security around our bank accounts. All you have to do is remember a single 10-digit number, and maybe an address. Worst case scenario, your target's mother's maiden name.

jynxyu
Save a few bucks for the bartender, they need the tips too!

It is a very rare bartender that doesn't want to see me come back. I used to be one and if you have spent time behind a bar you know how to take care of your own. Actually dated a stripper for a brief period while I was mixing in Myrtle, but I learned my lesson there quickly.

WillOfGod: littlett's: It seems that there are a lot of uncomfortable people at either place. Some of which just look lost, others are just a little bit too excited.

True, though I would say that the ones in church are generally 'cleaner' and the ones in the strip club are generally less hypocritical.

I would say that you are correct.

Also the conversation in a strip club seems to be a little more light hearted. At church, especially with older folks, it tends to be more serious.

This "stripper" thread is sorely lacking in pictures of strippers.

Here's a dollar befitting of a strip club... now show me some thongs and boobies damn it - I'm stuck at work!

Over here in St. Louis the churches are the most segregated establishments around. I've pointed to more than one regular churchgoer that my strip club is more integrated than their church. They absolutely hate having to think about this. Some black women come up with the "I just need some time apart with people like me" answer - to which I understandingly nod and say "like white people and their country clubs, huh?"

madblader: But you also meet crazier and most definitely uglier people (especially the hideous dogs you call women) at church than the t-t bar.

I can only assume you don't go to church much. Religious views aside, as long as it isn't an exclusively old folks church I can't recall having gone to any that didn't have a good number of hotties. There is a lot of church hate here, and most of it is usually deserved, but you are just wrong about this one.

Actually, you can get the best of both worlds at a Pagan Festival. Religious and ready to go.

friendinpa: jynxyu
Save a few bucks for the bartender, they need the tips too!

It is a very rare bartender that doesn't want to see me come back. I used to be one and if you have spent time behind a bar you know how to take care of your own. Actually dated a stripper for a brief period while I was mixing in Myrtle, but I learned my lesson there quickly.

Ya must of liked living dangerously, I glad for you it was short. I hope it didn't cost ya much ;o)

I have stripper friends even they joke about it.

I would rather a stripper take my money and use it for her kids, school or blow rather than a preacher take the money and buy more Armani suits and Cadillacs.

Billy Ligue: LittleBlondeJug: Um... I think I know what club that is! It's called Club 390...

nope.. Jimmy's on Rt 30.

Hmmm... so, have you been there?

Um, the behavior described in the article is 100% consistent with women you can meet at church.

ZeroPly: Over here in St. Louis the churches are the most segregated establishments around. I've pointed to more than one regular churchgoer that my strip club is more integrated than their church. They absolutely hate having to think about this. Some black women come up with the "I just need some time apart with people like me" answer - to which I understandingly nod and say "like white people and their country clubs, huh?"

You must really like living dangerously if you regularly have frank discussions about race with black folks in St. Louis.

What about strip church?

If I had to choose between the two, I think I'd go with the strip club. At least I have some idea of what to expect.

When I think back on a couple of crappiest human beings I'd ever met, one was a minister and the other a chuch elder.

waypat68: I would rather a stripper take my money and use it for her kids, school or blow rather than a preacher take the money and buy more Armani suits and Cadillacs.

I am 100% in agreement with you. (Okay, I mean to say "THIS.")

EZ Writer: Friday Stripper Thread!!!

/Am I doing it right?

Gorgor, is that you?

LittleBlondeJug: Billy Ligue: LittleBlondeJug: Um... I think I know what club that is! It's called Club 390...

nope.. Jimmy's on Rt 30.

Hmmm... so, have you been there?

I have driven BY there....not so far from home as it were.

magical_mystery_meat: ZeroPly: Over here in St. Louis the churches are the most segregated establishments around. I've pointed to more than one regular churchgoer that my strip club is more integrated than their church. They absolutely hate having to think about this. Some black women come up with the "I just need some time apart with people like me" answer - to which I understandingly nod and say "like white people and their country clubs, huh?"

You must really like living dangerously if you regularly have frank discussions about race with black folks in St. Louis.

All I can think of is:

Billy Ligue: LittleBlondeJug: Billy Ligue: LittleBlondeJug: Um... I think I know what club that is! It's called Club 390...

nope.. Jimmy's on Rt 30.

Hmmm... so, have you been there?

I have driven BY there....not so far from home as it were.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure...

: )

Man, this thread has been disappointing thus far. I'd post pics, but conducting a GIS like that (at work) is probably a bad idea.

/Step up, unemployed Farkers

Apik0r0s: Would give my money ten times over to a stripper rather than a Jesus freak.

At least the stripper probably won't be using the money for hookers.

If you really, REALLY need a drink, Catholic churches offer wine before noon on Sundays.

Strip clubs do pay taxes.

LittleBlondeJug: Billy Ligue: LittleBlondeJug: Billy Ligue: LittleBlondeJug: Um... I think I know what club that is! It's called Club 390...

nope.. Jimmy's on Rt 30.

Hmmm... so, have you been there?

I have driven BY there....not so far from home as it were.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure...

: )

yes, officer

Only 86 posts? Geez. Most of Farkdom must have taken the day off work to get a head start on their Monday hangover. I'd have figured this one to go off the charts with people defending teh strippers.

Somacandra: Actually, you can get the best of both worlds at a Pagan Festival. Religious and ready to go.

This. I'd rather listen to pagan rambles about the solstice than the dogmatic rants of a churchgoer anyday. At least the pagans don't waste their time aggressively trying to convert you.

Plus, a lot of the pagan chicks I've met are pretty hot and are more likely to put out. Can't exactly say that about the Xtian women I have met during my adulthood.

crazytrpr

Ya must of liked living dangerously, I glad for you it was short. I hope it didn't cost ya much ;o)

I have stripper friends even they joke about it.

Yeah, those were some crazy days. It's funny though, to this day my buddies cannot fathom why I don't like going to strip clubs.

What the hell? A lot of the people at strip clubs are "good church-goin' folk". I've met more crazies at any church than I have at a strip club. The guys at strip clubs are just drunk.

friendinpa: crazytrpr

Ya must of liked living dangerously, I glad for you it was short. I hope it didn't cost ya much ;o)

I have stripper friends even they joke about it.

Yeah, those were some crazy days. It's funny though, to this day my buddies cannot fathom why I don't like going to strip clubs.

The clubs are fun, then again I was friends with some of the girls and regulars so YMMV.

The drama is hilarious when not its not happening to you. Even the sane ones (those not seeking trouble or drugs) have drama follow them around like a dark cloud.

Billy Ligue, you've done it now...

I met my wife at a strip club, so I'm getting a kick...

/she wasn't a stripper
//she worked the table dance desk

stickindamud: I met my wife at a strip club, so I'm getting a kick...

I met my wife at a brothel.

It was kind of awkward because I thought she was home with the kids and she thought I was out having a beer with the guys.

waypat68: I would rather a stripper take my money and use it for her kids, school or blow rather than a preacher take the money and buy more Armani suits and Cadillacs.

But in the case of this dude, it was both. WHY CAN'T IT BE BOTH?!



/hotter than hookers and blow

LittleBlondeJug: Billy Ligue: LittleBlondeJug: Um... I think I know what club that is! It's called Club 390...

nope.. Jimmy's on Rt 30.

Hmmm... so, have you been there?

Nevermind that, details on your familiarity with Club 390, please.

crazytrpr
The clubs are fun, then again I was friends with some of the girls and regulars so YMMV.

The drama is hilarious when not its not happening to you. Even the sane ones (those not seeking trouble or drugs) have drama follow them around like a dark cloud.

The clubs were fun in my 20's when I knew the girls and the game.

At 39 and married, not so much.

That drama bit is true. Because of my work and my old ways I have been in clubs from Montreal to Tampa, LA to NOLA and Vancouver to Mobile. I have seen it all, but I have never, ever met a stripper that should not be avoided like the plague outside of the club.

friendinpa: crazytrpr
The clubs are fun, then again I was friends with some of the girls and regulars so YMMV.

The drama is hilarious when not its not happening to you. Even the sane ones (those not seeking trouble or drugs) have drama follow them around like a dark cloud.

The clubs were fun in my 20's when I knew the girls and the game.

At 39 and married, not so much.

That drama bit is true. Because of my work and my old ways I have been in clubs from Montreal to Tampa, LA to NOLA and Vancouver to Mobile. I have seen it all, but I have never, ever met a stripper that should not be avoided like the plague outside of the club.

True for 99.99% there got to be a couple out there that are decent once they have been deprogramed. I had plenty of fun in strip clubs too. The game is much the same where ever you go. Hell even the club owners get wrapped up in the stupidity.

crazytrpr

Sorry, that should have read "When I knew the girls and played the game." Missed a rather important word there.

Amazing how many clubs around the country are owned or run by former dancers.

friendinpa: crazytrpr

Sorry, that should have read "When I knew the girls and played the game." Missed a rather important word there.

Amazing how many clubs around the country are owned or run by former dancers.

It is pretty amazing, considering how many dancers who are able to pull in close to 6 figures (YMMV depending on the club) but are always broke.

crazytrpr: It is pretty amazing, considering how many dancers who are able to pull in close to 6 figures (YMMV depending on the club) but are always broke.

"A bat-shiat crazy biatch and her money are soon parted."

crazytrpr
It is pretty amazing, considering how many dancers who are able to pull in close to 6 figures (YMMV depending on the club) but are always broke.

Coke, silicone and extensions ain't cheap.

friendinpa: crazytrpr
It is pretty amazing, considering how many dancers who are able to pull in close to 6 figures (YMMV depending on the club) but are always broke.

Coke, silicone and extensions ain't cheap.

Neither are dirt bag boyfriends, girlfriends, tanning, shopping etc... money flies That said 2 dancer friend of mine are the biggest damned tightwads. They make pennies howl with how hard they squeeze them.

DirkGozinya: crazytrpr: It is pretty amazing, considering how many dancers who are able to pull in close to 6 figures (YMMV depending on the club) but are always broke.

"A bat-shiat crazy biatch and her money are soon parted."

True dat

Thanks for the Meme-ries:

Loved your pic of "Nuns: They have tits too"-

But when I clicked on "Show All" at the bottom of the page, she still had her clothes on!

///Bummer!

LittleBlondeJug: Um... I think I know what club that is! It's called Club 390...

With the pictures you have in your profile, you really ought to add a counter... one with a LOT of digits!

/just sayin...

Strip clubs are for Momma's boys who have no skills at enticing female interest, and for lazy wanna be lovers who fail at the same thing.
Church girls are a pretty tough challenge, but all in all, the eventual payoffs are PRIMO!

They're clean, they're trainable, and once introduced to the joys of sex, they are often insatiable!

I doubt that. There are Christians at church.

mozillafark: LittleBlondeJug: Um... I think I know what club that is! It's called Club 390...

With the pictures you have in your profile, you really ought to add a counter... one with a LOT of digits!

/just sayin...

Okay, well how do I add a counter to my profile? I looked on the preferences and couldn't find a way to do that...

LIES, anecdote and "Makes sense" epistemological bullshiat!