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(Irish Independent) Fail Convicted rapist cites fear of having to ingest killer red onions in jail in bid to avoid sentencing. Court rules he may have to learn to swallow something meatier   (independent.ie) divider line 30
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Stay Cool Babylon 2009-07-10 04:37:14 AM  
Suddenly have an urge for a kielbasa dog smothered in red onions. Not sure why.

/yellow mustard - not that elitist stuff
//old and tired joke is old and tired

 
rackrent [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 06:29:16 AM  

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 06:30:19 AM  
Does he like tossed salads?

 
notmtwain [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 06:31:30 AM  
"Roast me! Hang me! Do whatever you please," said Brer Rabbit. "Only please, Brer Fox, please don't throw me into the onion patch." ...

 
farm machine 2009-07-10 07:56:52 AM  
Walker: Does he like tossed salads?

Unknown, but I'm sure he'll learn to play the rusty trombone.

 
eraser8 2009-07-10 07:57:29 AM  
He should have tried the "killer tomato" defense. Those things are vicious.

 
cbackous 2009-07-10 07:58:11 AM  
It wont be the onions making him cry at night

 
Thai Mai Xhu 2009-07-10 08:06:33 AM  
Looking in the Diagnostic and statiscical manual there are 0 cases of Red Onion Phobia.
I shall apply for funding grants at once!

 
Pathman 2009-07-10 08:08:59 AM  
hahahahahahahahah.

rape.

 
Chiller Theatre 2009-07-10 08:09:17 AM  
Sounds like he will instead get all the brown onions in his face that he could possibly want.

/DRTFT

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:10:30 AM  
He was convicted in October 2007 at Kilkenny Circuit Court of having sexual intercourse with a mentally impaired person.

I'd say he has sex with a mentally impaired person when he masturbates.

 
totally_out_of_ideas 2009-07-10 08:10:39 AM  
and with more protein....

 
wmoonfox 2009-07-10 08:12:17 AM  
Because rape is funny when it happens to a guy.

 
spill_thrill 2009-07-10 08:22:40 AM  
Yes! Tacitly allowing rape in prison! Amurrkin Justice.

 
atomic-age [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:27:52 AM  
Thai Mai Xhu: Looking in the Diagnostic and statiscical manual there are 0 cases of Red Onion Phobia.
I shall apply for funding grants at once!


I have two friends who will not eat onions, cooked or raw, as a garnish or ingredient. Fortunately, they married each other.

 
Basiorana 2009-07-10 08:28:19 AM  
wmoonfox: Because rape is funny when it happens to a guy.

No, then it's horrible and the rapist should be shot, but we also make fun of the guy for not standing up for himself. It's only really funny when it happens to a CRIMINAL.

 
Burchill 2009-07-10 08:31:12 AM  
It's funnier when it happens to a a mentally impaired person.

 
ciocia [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:32:21 AM  
spill_thrill: Yes! Tacitly allowing rape in prison! Amurrkin Justice.

If you can't RTFA, at least RTFsource. He was being extradited from England to Ireland.

wmoonfox: Because rape is funny when it happens to a guy.

Lighten up. Attempted rape was funny in fark when it happened to an eighty year old lady, and many cracks were made about the attempted invasion of her dusty twat. Rape is a staple of fun on fark.

 
PinkGrapefruit 2009-07-10 08:44:12 AM  
wmoonfox: Because rape is funny when it happens to a guy rapist.

FTFY

 
theinsultabot9000 2009-07-10 08:46:30 AM  
wmoonfox: Because rape is funny when it happens to a guy.

no, rape is funny when the man being raped, is himself someone convicted of raping a mentally impared individual.



/now toss the salad, biatch!

 
morton20 2009-07-10 08:56:55 AM  
Tard sex!

There are some muslims where I work, totally awesome people, who won't eat onions or garlic because their religion says onions and garlic are evil.

 
IEatANimaLs 2009-07-10 09:32:17 AM  
I LIKE PIE!

 
DeathByCuriosity 2009-07-10 09:36:26 AM  
You should have thought of that before you raped someone, you moran.

 
wmoonfox 2009-07-10 10:00:18 AM  
Oh, well, he's a rapist. That makes it okay. Should we publish nude photos of the children of kiddie porn possessors, or does that cross the funny line?

 
toonz 2009-07-10 10:01:36 AM  
wait til he sees how tolerant he is of the sausage suppository.

 
toonz 2009-07-10 10:04:19 AM  
wmoonfox: Oh, well, he's a rapist. That makes it okay. Should we publish nude photos of the children of kiddie porn possessors, or does that cross the funny line?

he's guilty.
not his children.

I don't think the STATE should mandate rape, but I can't say i feel THAT bad when anyone gets a taste of their own medicine. he might (gasp!) learn something.

 
wmoonfox 2009-07-10 10:19:52 AM  
toonz: I don't think the STATE should mandate rape, but I can't say i feel THAT bad when anyone gets a taste of their own medicine.

It doesn't hurt my feelings for the guards to be a few minutes late responding to the cries for help from the rapist's cell, but I don't think it's funny. There's just something wrong with that...

 
wmoonfox 2009-07-10 10:31:38 AM  
Emo? Really? I thought those were the goth wannabes.

 
Thai Mai Xhu 2009-07-10 10:19:37 PM  
atomic-age: Thai Mai Xhu: Looking in the Diagnostic and statiscical manual there are 0 cases of Red Onion Phobia.
I shall apply for funding grants at once!

I have two friends who will not eat onions, cooked or raw, as a garnish or ingredient. Fortunately, they married each other.


Goshdarnit! If it was just Red Onions they wouldn't eat they could probably qualify for major bux in the Dialing for Disability racket.

Did you know that Cleopatra's lovers were expected to bring her slaves burdened down with onions?
Guess nobody in egypt had heard of Listerene.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-07-11 03:22:15 AM  
Now I want a burger with sliced tomatoes & red onion on it.

 
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