Drew Carey?

Wait. let me figitive this out...

Wanebo: Wait. let me figitive this out...

what's a 'figitive'?

A green with no spelling correction.

That figires.

There are way to many numbers, abbreviations, and special characters in the figging headline.

Over 1000 a day arrested. Less than 10% were sex offenders. More than 1% were murderers. Cleveland sucks

calbert: Wanebo: Wait. let me figitive this out...

what's a 'figitive'?

Someone who has stolen fruit from a tree that mainly grows in the mediterranean?

I am glad to know that there will be a lot less fidgeting in Cleveland.

Is it just me, or is something missing from that headline that makes it make sense?

Wanebo: A green with no spelling correction.

That figires.

Sometimes the mods like to let the TFers rant a bit before correcting.

/seen it
//hate fug newtons

GAT_00: Is it just me, or is something missing from that headline that makes it make sense?

Yes. The word figgety.

GAT_00: Is it just me, or is something missing from that headline that makes it make sense?

a "u"?

cksewell: Wanebo: A green with no spelling correction.

That figires.

Sometimes the mods like to let the TFers rant a bit before correcting.

/seen it
//hate fug newtons

And sometimes they just figgidaboutit and let it go.

Wanebo: cksewell: Wanebo: A green with no spelling correction.

That figires.

Sometimes the mods like to let the TFers rant a bit before correcting.

/seen it
//hate fug newtons

And sometimes they just figgidaboutit and let it go.

Toiché

cksewell: GAT_00: Is it just me, or is something missing from that headline that makes it make sense?

a "u"?

More a clause between the narcotics and the fact that so many of the fugitives were from Cleveland to correctly imply the Cleveland number is a number of people.

Wanebo: GAT_00: Is it just me, or is something missing from that headline that makes it make sense?

Yes. The word figgety.

You can just go fig off. Figuratively speaking.

calbert: what's a 'figitive'?



/delicious, delicious figitives

Well at least none of my Sooners football players were involved. Whew.

GAT_00: You can just go fig off. Figuratively speaking.

You talk to your kids with a mouth like that? Here. Have a fiment. It'll freshen your breath.

fiment=figment.

Damn.

Sharch: calbert: what's a 'figitive'?



/delicious, delicious figitives

ohhh, I've always called those 'fug' newtons

/which actually works here, maybe trigmitter meant that

GAT_00
More a clause between the narcotics and the fact that so many of the fugitives were from Cleveland to correctly imply the Cleveland number is a number of people.



"I a neither a number not not represent a number of people."

Figitives are better than Broccoli for getting things moving.

Roman Maroni wanted for questioning

Over a 30-day period, U.S. Marshalls arrested over 35k figitives netting 2,356 sex-offenders, 433 murder suspects, 82 firearms, 2,400 kilograms of narcotics and 1,211 were from

30 + 35k + 2,356 + 433 + 82 + 2,400 + 1,200 = CLEVELAND ROCKS!

Why are they not arrested on a continuous basis?

They let criminals roam the streets until the numbers are impressive enough to warrant some big ass self serving media event?

It's quite obvious that they already knew where the bad guys were.
Were they waiting for mom to get back with the family minivan or something?

Could you imagine your rage if one raped and murdered your child, and they knew he was capable of it, but didn't want to pick him up because it was a Friday, and news coverage of the bust would have gotten lost over the weekend?

Scumbags.

Cleveland is in a figitative state.

/ "This just in...Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3" --Colin Mochrie, Who's Line is it Anyway?

johnny_vegas: Over a 30-day period, U.S. Marshalls arrested over 35k figitives netting 2,356 sex-offenders, 433 murder suspects, 82 firearms, 2,400 kilograms of narcotics and 1,211 were from

30 + 35k + 2,356 + 433 + 82 + 2,400 + 1,200 = CLEVELAND ROCKS!


>

I honestly have no idea what you're talking about subby


I don't think you do either

But did they catch that doctor who murdered his wife and then blamed it on a figticious one-armed man?

Oh wait. I'm sorry, I was supposed to be miffed over a typo in the headline, because really, how will anyone know how smart I am?

Sure as hell not my father.
NOTHING I ever do is good enough for him!

Sure as hell not my mother, who claimed I had sharp "infant teeth", and gave me to the family dog to nurse.

Sure as hell not my brother.
As soon that picture of him with the gold spray paint around his mouth hit the internet, he thought he was a superstar!

I live in his shadow, but AT LEAST EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET KNOWS I'M A GOOD SPELLER!

TommyymmoT: live in his shadow, but AT LEAST EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET KNOWS I'M A GOOD SPELLER!

Yea, but your grammar...yeech.

haemaker: TommyymmoT: live in his shadow, but AT LEAST EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET KNOWS I'M A GOOD SPELLER!

Yea, but your grammar...yeech.

DAD?

What constitutes a figit?
<img src="http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/tony_soprano.jpg">

I suck. Can't post pictures for sh*t

What constitutes a figit?

Figitaboutit!

Ice Cold: We wasn't in town when that sh*t happened.
Tone Def: Wait a minute, we were here.
Ice Cold: No, no, no. We were in Cleveland like a "mo fo" remember?
Tone Def: Oh, yeah.

So about half of all sex offenders live in Cleveland? No surprise.

/Hello Cleveland!

OHIO!

Who knew Dr. Drew was a US Marshall?

TommyymmoT: Why are they not arrested on a continuous basis?

They are. But every so often, when the local cops fall behind trying to locate and pick up fugitives, the feds come in and dump a shiatload of money into the system offering rewards, paying informants and adding a few hundred cops to the mix to find these people.

35,190 is a huge number for one operation, but then it was a month long nationwide thing.

So if only 1200 were from cleveland, where where the other 33800+ from?

bobbette: So if only 1200 were from cleveland, where where the other 33800+ from?

Detroit and Wasilla.

Action Replay Nick: There are way to many numbers, abbreviations, and special characters in the figging headline.

Amen, wine and numbers don't mix!

Now who's gonna play for the Cavs and Lions??

They went and dried up the free agent market for not 1 but 2 professional sports.

/Yes, that's his real name.

WPIX's Million Dollar Movie, "The Figative," starring Timmy Lee Jones and Wesley Snips will return after these messages.

Are those fugures accurate?

I knew we had to lead the nation in SOMETHING.

*sigh*

/Clevelander

I guess it's my turn to be the one who says

"I was told there would be no math".

Subby's crappy grammar had me wondering what he was saying a lot more than the typo.