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(CNN) Interesting Fewer calories allow monkeys to live longer. Good thing you're not a monkey   (cnn.com) divider line 64
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Nutsac_Jim 2009-07-10 08:22:33 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: waitasecond... weren't they just saying that slightly overweight humans live longer?

My nanny is convinced that getting less sleep makes you live longer. So she punishes herself and gets 5 hours.

 
Mongo cut wood 2009-07-10 08:26:34 AM  
inlog.org

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FaceRape 2009-07-10 08:47:35 AM  
Fonaibung: Uchiha_Cycliste: waitasecond... weren't they just saying that slightly overweight humans live longer?

Good point...

FTFA: The study diet included 15 percent protein and 10 percent fat and was enriched with vitamins.

So it's 75% carbs? That's a terrible diet for people.

/Eats 40% protein, 30% carbs, 30% fat


you eat too much protein.

 
Alleyoop 2009-07-10 08:51:01 AM  
So, just eat skinny monkeys. Got it.

 
ciocia [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 08:51:32 AM  
A Tout Le Monde: Gyrfalcon: So you can be skinny, and live longer; but you'll be miserable at all the yummy food you're not eating.

SCREW THAT.

Nah, it's a self balancing thing. When I lost weight I stopped craving the bad stuff as much because I was more in love with myself than the food.


You do crave less, but it's not only about liking yourself more--you lose the craving for carbs. When I was fat, the 10% of my life that involved eating was great, and the other 90% sucked. Now, the 10% eating part sucks, and the othr 90% is much better--less aches and pains, easier to get around, more stamina, etc.

 
Broadside 2009-07-10 08:54:51 AM  
So, you can cut off their food entirely and they will live forever?

 
ArtosRC 2009-07-10 09:10:23 AM  
A question to all you monkeys out there: would I get a laser rocket arm from flinging my poo all day?

/Among other things

 
Gameshot911 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 09:23:28 AM  
Broadside: So, you can cut off their food entirely and they will live forever?

I like the jibe of your vibe!

 
Scoop84 2009-07-10 09:25:21 AM  
Nutsac_Jim: My nanny is convinced that getting less sleep makes you live longer. So she punishes herself and gets 5 hours.

Aren't you kind of old for a nanny?

 
theorellior 2009-07-10 10:07:53 AM  
rodeofrog: I've done questionable things.

Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for.

 
Crazy Joe Davola 2009-07-10 10:21:42 AM  
I'll just leave this here...

www.the-feedbag.com

 
Alleyoop 2009-07-10 10:38:30 AM  
Does it matter if it's chilled?

maneatfood.files.wordpress.com

 
D_Evans45 2009-07-10 01:47:24 PM  
EZ Writer - Wait a minute... If I evolved from monkeys and apes - why are there still monkeys and apes?


We all evolved from a common ancestor, not monkeys and apes.

 
Ral 2009-07-10 06:40:27 PM  
Monkeys in both groups consumed very healthful diets. "We are studying calorie restriction, not malnutrition," stresses Colman, who does not follow this type of diet herself.

She sounds fat.

 
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