But how will this affect the forced labor industry? Can we still shop at WalMart?

I had to google it to get it.

still not funny

Huh. I just read on Yahoo about the San Andrea's fault was acting up. Coincidence?

Did someone invented a quake machine recently?

I remember eating that shiat when I was a kid in the 1960's.
If memory serves correctly, Quake was like eating gravel.

Oh-ho-ho!! Is funny, because is about obscure thing nobody remembers! And if they do remember, they do not care! Oh-ho-ho!!!

Mr. Potatoass: I remember eating that shiat when I was a kid in the 1960's.
If memory serves correctly, Quake was like eating gravel.

Oh, I get the joke now.It's like being in a car with an Asian driver.

Isn't Quisp basically Captain Crunch with a more absorbent surface area?

m2313: Mr. Potatoass: I remember eating that shiat when I was a kid in the 1960's.
If memory serves correctly, Quake was like eating gravel.

Oh, I get the joke now.It's like being in a car with an Asian driver.

I'll have whatever you're smoking tonight.

5.7 magnitude?!?

This is about the biggest non-story ever.

Harry_Seldon: Isn't Quisp Rosie O'Donnell basically Captain Crunch Salma Hayek with a more absorbent surface area?

/wait, what?

I liked Quisp, my brother at Quake. Now he eats Wheaties.

me_the_farker: Huh. I just read on Yahoo about the San Andrea's fault was acting up. Coincidence?

Who is San Andrea, and why is her fault acting up?

So it was localized to just the one village then?

Harry_Seldon: Isn't Quisp basically Captain Crunch with a more absorbent surface area?

And 2x the price per ounce. The local Woodman's sells it. Stuff costs like $3 for a measly little 9 oz box. I can get the extra large box of Captain Crunch there for the same price.

It does have a cooler looking box though.

johnny_vegas: Harry_Seldon: Isn't Quisp Rosie O'Donnell basically Captain Crunch Salma Hayek with a more absorbent surface area?

/wait, what?

Do I laugh or hurl?

/head asplode

They say you cut the roofs of people's mouths...

THAT'S A BOLD-FACED LIE!!!

Oznog: They say you cut the roofs of people's mouths...

THAT'S A BOLD-FACED LIE!!!

People actually try to eat that stuff without waiting until it gets soggy?

As an old fart i got the reference. I was a Quake man myself but Quisp had the far cooler character, a propeller headed alien. Quake was a miner of some sort and his cereal was supposed to be some of the stuff he mined.

Quisp heck....I want Quarry.

My question is,"Who the heck is still buying Malt-o Meal, and why do they call it Ovaltine?"

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/ate both growing up...good stuff!

Was this near the area of the riots?

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/ate both growing up...good stuff!

That's funny, "Quake, the vitamin powered sugary cereal." I notice a while back that "Sugar Smacks" is now "Honey Smacks."

A more honest cereal time.

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That's funny, "Quake, the vitamin powered sugary cereal." I notice a while back that "Sugar Smacks" is now "Honey Smacks."

A more honest cereal time.

Hell, a lot of the cereals we grew up with have either gone under, faded quietly away, or changed their name.

Somebody farts in China and thousands are homeless.

Dear Asia,

STOP BREEDING.

Love, Humankind

I'm standin' outside, gettin' ready to come in here man, 'n this little Jewish guy walks up to me 'n says, "BUCKWHEAT!" 'N there's some brother standin' next to me said, "What that guy call you, man? BUCK-wheat?"

'N I got to thinkin' about it, Buckwheat, no, Little Rascals period, like... who thought the names up for that show? 'Cuz I'm from a predominantly black family, 'n I have... I have yet to run into some brother named Buckwheat. Like go to a family cookout, "Hi, my name's Ed, waht's yours?" "Oh, I'm Buckwheat, man. No, that's my name, Buckwheat. No, I ain't got no last name, just Buck-- Buck-wheat. I'm serious. I'm damn serious!

You don't believe me? Ain't that right, Stymie? Here's my brother Stymie, I want you to come over 'n meet my brother. YO, FARINA! Yeah, Farina. Farina, really. Most people's named after their father?

We was named after my father's favorite breakfast. There's my twin brothers over there, Quisp 'n Quake. There's my little brother, he's retarted, his name is Special K. There's my sister, she a prostitute, her name is Trix. There's my older brother, he a homosexual, his name is Lucky Charms. He over there wit' his freind, Froot Loops..."

/Special thanks to Victoly, wherever you are.

Bith Set Me Up: I'm standin' outside, gettin' ready to come in here man, 'n this little Jewish guy walks up to me 'n says, "BUCKWHEAT!" 'N there's some brother standin' next to me said, "What that guy call you, man? BUCK-wheat?"

'N I got to thinkin' about it, Buckwheat, no, Little Rascals period, like... who thought the names up for that show? 'Cuz I'm from a predominantly black family, 'n I have... I have yet to run into some brother named Buckwheat. Like go to a family cookout, "Hi, my name's Ed, waht's yours?" "Oh, I'm Buckwheat, man. No, that's my name, Buckwheat. No, I ain't got no last name, just Buck-- Buck-wheat. I'm serious. I'm damn serious!

You don't believe me? Ain't that right, Stymie? Here's my brother Stymie, I want you to come over 'n meet my brother. YO, FARINA! Yeah, Farina. Farina, really. Most people's named after their father?

We was named after my father's favorite breakfast. There's my twin brothers over there, Quisp 'n Quake. There's my little brother, he's retarted, his name is Special K. There's my sister, she a prostitute, her name is Trix. There's my older brother, he a homosexual, his name is Lucky Charms. He over there wit' his freind, Froot Loops..."

/Special thanks to Victoly, wherever you are.

+1

/wiping away tears of laughter
//well done, you magnificent bastard

Didn't Quisp have a little Asian buddy who wore a coolie hat?

Kif Kroker from Futurama is based on Spock and Quisp.

propaganda from those slanty eyed riceballs.

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You read my mind...

did they all jump at the same time?

AbbeySomeone: But how will this affect the forced labor industry? Can we still shop at WalMart?

Don't worry. China could lose 25% of their population, and it wouldn't even affect the work demographic.

Gyrfalcon: AbbeySomeone: But how will this affect the forced labor industry? Can we still shop at WalMart?

Don't worry. China could lose 25% 99% of their population, and it wouldn't even affect the work demographic.

FTFY

Well, I guess I gotta do it myself:

This is not a repeat from 2008.


SuperNintendo_Chalmers: 5.7 magnitude?!?

This is about the biggest non-story ever.

It would be if there were more things as "earthquake proofing" and "building codes" and less things like "bribery".


Nemo's Brother: Was this near the area of the riots?

No. About a coupla thousand miles off.

Ironically enough (or maybe its a clever ploy) Telsa's birthday is today...

dahmers love zombie: Oznog: They say you cut the roofs of people's mouths...

THAT'S A BOLD-FACED LIE!!!

People actually try to eat that stuff without waiting until it gets soggy?

You've obviously have never read Cryptonomicon (new window)...

/it's the best way to eat it, silly!

dahmers love zombie: Oznog: They say you cut the roofs of people's mouths...

THAT'S A BOLD-FACED LIE!!!

People actually try to eat that stuff without waiting until it gets soggy?

How are you supposed to cut the roof of your mouth?

What China quake?

Oznog: They say you cut the roofs of people's mouths...

THAT'S A BOLD-FACED LIE!!!

dahmers love zombie: People actually try to eat that stuff without waiting until it gets soggy?

Some people use it dry instead of lube...

EggFool: What China quake?

Sorry, we've moved on since then. We're talking Cap'n Crunch now.
Blame Subby for his bizarre headline. What a dick.

kb7rky: Hell, a lot of the cereals we grew up with have either gone under, faded quietly away, or changed their name.

count chocula will never die. not so sure about frankenberry.

Occam'sLadySchick: count chocula will never die. not so sure about frankenberry.

Yummy Mummy and Frute Brute died...

Oznog: Occam'sLadySchick: count chocula will never die. not so sure about frankenberry.

Yummy Mummy and Frute Brute died...

Boo Berry's circling the drain.

Epic Webcomic Ahoy! (new window)
/Breakfast of the Gods FTW

johnny_vegas: Isn't Quisp Rosie O'Donnell basically Captain Crunch Salma Hayek with a more absorbent surface area?

Hell no! If you took all of Rosie's surface area and condensed it down to Selma's area, the resulting distillation of ugly is liable to crack the very foundations of heaven.

MIllions Thousands homeless beofre after China Quake. Quisp unavailable for comment


FTFY subby

o5iiawah: MIllions Thousands homeless beofre after China Quake. Quisp unavailable for comment

FTFY subby

Came here to point out that thousands homeless would be an astronomical improvement.

BlackKaiser, thank you. I thoroughly enjoyed that site.

I'm wearing a QUISP T-shirt right now, so I'm getting a kick...

I was going to say something along the lines of " This really isnt funny", But than again, this is FARK...

So glad I was born here in USA.

Remember those Quisp commercials where the alien dude would zip around using the propeller beanie? Well, they SOLD those beanies for a while, and I bought one. I collected my box tops, sent in my $2 in quarters taped to an index card, and waited breathlessly for my power-beanie to arrive.

Some few weeks after the "allow eight weeks for delivery" deadline, the magical event occurred. I was the proud possessor of a crappy felt beanie with a plastic propeller on the top. I gave it a spin. No liftoff. Nada. Not even the trademark burbling whine of the mighty turbines. You can not imagine the let-down this was to a six year old boy who just wanted to fly.

This, the cardboard "submarine," and sea monkeys (all purchased with full faith and confidence in the honesty of people who place ads in the backs of comic books) are the reasons so many children of the 60s and 70s have "trust issues" to this day.

hm My sister is in Bejing right now I wonder if this will make it so she cant come home today as planned

tillerman35: This, the cardboard "submarine," and sea monkeys (all purchased with full faith and confidence in the honesty of people who place ads in the backs of comic books) are the reasons so many children of the 60s and 70s have "trust issues" to this day.

midfire52: hm My sister is in Bejing right now I wonder if this will make it so she cant come home today as planned

Well, maybe. Unless, of course, the Chinese have maps.

Ah, the Quisp/Quake war of 1967.

I believe Quisp came out the victor in that one.

Coke/Pepsi war still rages.

/why the fark does everygawdamnthing have to be a freakin' war?