Ah, one of my favorite Fark non-news themes - the classic "pet flees nutjobs" who go on to harden fleeing pet's resolve by making some ass-tastic gesture.

So I guess they will end up trying the "eat can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to lure your dog back" method.

man, I do not want my girlfriend back that bad

Cagey B: So I guess they will end up trying the "eat can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to lure your dog back" method.

Rats! You almost had them eating dog food.

I'm not surprised he left, these people sound like real weirdos.

when my dog ran away, I prayed to Father in Heaven. He came back about an hour later.

I pee myself in public to lure women.

It works too. So far I've been able to attract the attentions of a female cop, and another girl who works down at the men's shelter.
Both pretty hot I might add.

This won't work, they're pissing in the wind.

when my dog ran away, I found him dead. Car ran over him.

So, am I to understand that their dog will recognize their urine because they used to pee all over the house when he was still with them?

eraser8: Cagey B: So I guess they will end up trying the "eat can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to lure your dog back" method.

Rats! You almost had them eating dog food.

Came for this

Fano: Came for this

Kinky.

I think the fire department ought to test their hoses on that crew. Maybe see if they recognize the smell of hygiene.

Lady, do you have to use a clear bottle?

I'm drinking miller high life right now, so I'm really getting a kick out of that picture of her.

feanturi: So, am I to understand that their dog will recognize their urine because they used to pee all over the house when he was still with them?

Excuse #41 to escape police charge of public urination and indecency: say you are trying to find your dog.

OK, now that grossed me out more than some Gorgor pics. For farks sake people, can't you like leave out some old socks or something? I'm sure the dog would recognize that scent better than your pee!!!

I vote for the dog running away, and using the scent markers as a path to FREEDOM!

How about leaving a trail of Scooby Snacks? The downside is that Shaggy might show up at your door - you really wouldn't want a guy named *Shaggy* popping in unannounced in the UK.

How about driving around the neighborhood with a dog in heat? If the old pet doesn't come back, there should be lots of others around to choose from.

FTFA laying a trail back home, with the help of friends and neighbours.

Gee, and I don't even want to ask my neighbors for a cup of sugar.

How does that conversation go.... Wanna help me piss all over town?

hello... hello ?

/and they said yes?

Maybe they should rub their buttholes all over the ground too.

I guess no one considered the possibility that Rover ran off in the first place because of an overpowering urine smell at home.

Glad to help...

darrent83: Wouldn't that just really confuse the dog? Its not like (and I assume) they regularly pee all over there house. And they don't pee all over the place at their house, hows the dog supposed to know what their urine smells like?

Duh.. it smells like his drinking water...

All the piss in the world isn't going to bring the dog back home, if he got hit by a car.

Next, they are going to take a dump in the neighbor's lawn.

What would we do baby, without Us?
And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through.
What would we do baby, without Us? Sha la la la.

i'm getting a kick out of these replies, because i also like to spread my urine all over town.

/i didnt lose my dog, i just like to piss on people lawns when i walk home from the bar.

They lost their dog? What a pisser. (Insert pic of Ted Stryker here)

srtpointman: They lost their dog? What a pisser. (Insert pic of Ted Stryker here)
Ask, and ye shall receive (provided Photopharket's up to snuff, and has quit shiatting dick nipples) :

Humans don't have pheromones in their urine that are "interesting" to dogs.

She needs to get her other dogs she mentioned out there to piss on these things.

The dog was a 10-year-old lab. They don't live much longer than that do they, especially if they're overweight or otherwise unhealthy? I'm guessing ol' Simon went off to find a quiet place to head off over the bridge. Still very sad for the family, I don't know what I'm going to do when my ol' buddy leaves me.

"message in a bottle"
"if I could save time in a bottle"

Cover the body with a blanket until animal control takes it away.
Then sing this song.

Shakin' out the dog guts, n pickin' out the bones,
Best to tell the chill'n doggie ain't a comin' home.
Doggie got runned over in the middle of the road,
his brains is hangin' out, ya know they're squirmin' like a toad.
He's got the blues, Yea they're commin' on.
Ain't got no peace o mind, my doggie's gone.

myalias1845: Maybe they should rub their buttholes all over the ground too.

ASS RACE!!!

For just a sec, I thought that was a pic of the lost dog.

Very strange pic. Are those pedal pushers she's wearing?

I take a leak outside of a bar, it's public indecency and a health hazard.

This nutaroon sprinkles pee from a bottle all over the neighborhood, and it's a human interest story?

WTF.

Remind me to go drinking in their neighborhood so that I can obscure the trail.

Why not use your own feces and use it like sidewalk chalk.

That's way more efficient...

Is the second part of the subby's headline a "BIZZARE" show reference? One of the few skits i remember from it was two statues coming to life and talking about gettting a pigeon expressly for that purpose.

Um, did their dog regularly smell their piss? Why the FRICK would this lure their dog home?

Wouldn't it work better to follow the trail of urine scent the dog left during his escape?

PLEASE tell me the authorities are going to charge them with something.