Gayness?!
This... is... SPARTA!!1!

I would drive him to nirvana with the butt-end of a pool cue.

/Do you speak Hindustani?
/Howdy pardner
/Birdy num num

Headless Medusa , missed one.

/untrollable

I know I'm gonna get the crap kicked out of me for this, but what if... what if... not every gay person is gay for the same reason?

IonBeam2: Well, their education system is better than ours, and so is their technology and overall grasp of science, and their food is better.

Which is why all the smart Americans are flocking to India to study at their universities and join their high tech-firms.

India is a backwards, third-world hellhole. Crowded, dirty, smelly and disgusting.

Squidgilum

I know I'm gonna get the crap kicked out of me for this, but what if... what if... not every gay person is gay for the same reason?


Every single gay man is gay for the same reason: Love of cock, dislike of pussy.

Squidgilum: I know I'm gonna get the crap kicked out of me for this, but what if... what if... not every gay person is gay for the same reason?

Heh. You are right, of course. Though most of the research is solely aimed at biochemical and genetic causes, because the rest of it is almost impossible to realistically quantify. Much depends on whether or not you are referring to underlying sexual identity, or how that identity is expressed.

Baba Ramdev? Sounds Indian for "John Holmes".

IonBeam2: Atharaenea: So what? India is still in the late 50s or so, real time. They'll come around in another 60 years.

Well, their education system is better than ours, and so is their technology and overall grasp of science, and their food is better. But if you're trying to say that they're not yet as promiscuous as we are, I'll have to agree with you.

Hang on there, Dahlsim. Not. Even. Close.

IonBeam2:
Well, their education system is better than ours, and so is their technology and overall grasp of science, and their food is better. But if you're trying to say that they're not yet as promiscuous as we are, I'll have to agree with you.

This isn't necessarily true.

Research has time and time again shown that humans are pretty much equally promiscuous everywhere. In cultures that are open about it, you just see it more. And in sexually conservative, people publicly frown on it or treat it like a taboo, so it's easier to assume that it doesn't happen.

This is why AIDS tends to spread like wildfire when it hits conservative Asian countries. Sex is such a taboo that everybody assumes nobody is doing it. So then young people who do it assume that their partners haven't slept around, and they spread it further, and so on and so forth.

Probably the only societies where promiscuity really probably is somewhat lower are places like Saudi Arabia, where young women are literally locked up. But that's a farked up act to try to follow. Cure worse than the disease, etc.

mike.thesauce: people of the opinion that homosexuality is a disease really just need to go ahead and farking die already, as they are holding back the progress of the civilized world. they use these antiquated notions of god and religion to foster their hatred, all the while ignoring the mountains and mountains of contradictory evidence no matter how rational and sane the argument may in fact be. the simple fact of the matter is anyone who really, honestly believes this bile about homosexuality being a disease is a detriment to the progress to humanity as a whole and should be ridiculed and shamed into either waking the fark up, or suicide.

/farking bigots.

Wanna prove homosexuality is not abnormal?

Using the orifice of your choice, inject your semen into another man (or vice versa) and make a baby.

Rev. Bobby Bob Epps: Using the orifice of your choice, inject your semen into another man (or vice versa) and make a baby.

How does that prove it's abnormal?

Rev. Bobby Bob Epps: Wanna prove homosexuality is not abnormal?

Using the orifice of your choice, inject your semen into another man (or vice versa) and make a baby.

Are you saying that ejaculation without the possibility of baby making is abnormal?

Rev. Bobby Bob Epps:
Wanna prove homosexuality is not abnormal?

Using the orifice of your choice, inject your semen into another man (or vice versa) and make a baby.

99.99% of sex acts are purely done for fun, with explicit action taken to prevent the making of a baby.

According to that logic, all sex except sex done purely with the aim for trying for a baby is "abnormal".

You = fail.

Rev. Bobby Bob Epps

Wanna prove homosexuality is not abnormal?

Using the orifice of your choice, inject your semen into another man (or vice versa) and make a baby.


Interesting hypothesis. Volunteering to be injected? For the sake of science, of course.

So ridiculous. I've blown about 10,000 loads in women and never made a baby. I take it blow jobs are abnormal? Any non-vaginal intercourse?

Rev. Bobby Bob Epps:

Wanna prove homosexuality is not abnormal?

Using the orifice of your choice, inject your semen into another man (or vice versa) and make a baby.
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Actually, if it worked, it would be abnormal. Homosexuality NOT creating children is normal.

"We'd like to be able to reach things a little bit better."

/conversation over
//that better not be obscure

Damn, Rev. Bobby Bob Epps got caught in a Zerg rush.

FarkinHostile: Damn, Rev. Bobby Bob Epps got caught in a Zerg rush.

Successful Troll is Successful.

Wanna prove homosexuality is not abnormal?

Buy a sack of potatoes and see if they turn into onions (or vice versa) and call it a babysitter.

Farkin tags.

He's also claimed that yoga can cure AIDS and cancer so he's a pretty standard religious nut with a dash of curry.

Nentuaby \

Successful Troll is Successful.

It's trolling only if he doesn't really believe it and posted it just to get a rise. I don't think he is a troll, many ignoramus' believe that.

Rev. Bobby Bob Epps: inject your semen into another man (or vice versa) and make a baby.

I see "sex is only to procreate because nature tells me so" is your benchmark. Are computers and the internet as well as all other "unnatural" things that you like not abnormalities only because everyone else likes them too?

ck1938: HappyLittleTree: These people are total a**holes. A longtime family friend of ours is one and he charges $1000 an hour for his spiritual guidance. He also told me I needed to take part in womanly duties and I told him to go f*ck himself. True story.

Yeah, and I'm shtooping Megan Fox. Now go clean the bathroom Toots.

See that would be hilarious if it was not what he asked me to do. He "cleansed" each room in our house with "holy" water and some flower petals, and I was instructed, in much the same way you phrased it, to clean it up.

Rev. Bobby Bob Epps. So a beej is abnormal? Goddammit, I was duped!

Nentuaby: Successful Troll is Successful.

Troll or not, stupidity is contagious. It must be eradicated at the source.

FarkinHostile: Damn, Rev. Bobby Bob Epps got caught in a Zerg rush.

Hey... the Zerg are the BEST

I Live for the Swarm!

Come on, guys. Everyone knows that NARTH is there for you.

Give 'em a call. They'll "fix" your childhood-based problem with your domineering Mom and wussy Dad. There is hope. NARTH. Call now - operators are standing by.

FarkinHostile: Nentuaby \

Successful Troll is Successful.

It's trolling only if he doesn't really believe it and posted it just to get a rise. I don't think he is a troll, many ignoramus' believe that.

Oh, believe me, being bisexual I'm well aware how many ignoramuses have that view. (My favorite response is "Unnatural? You know what else isn't natural? Chairs. Go ban those before they destroy America.")

Nevertheless, I smell troll. Admittedly, I may simply be thrown off by the overwhelming trollstench soaked into the seat cushions here on Fark.

But seriously, let's focus on having sex with animals. Which is obviously where homosexuality leads.

/end sarcasm
//Fido consents

Everything is natural.

Nentuaby

Nevertheless, I smell troll. Admittedly, I may simply be thrown off by the overwhelming trollstench soaked into the seat cushions here on Fark.


Perhaps. Still, as Albert Einstein said:

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

What I want to know is why so many of us are obsessed with other people's sex lives?

I, quite frankly, don't give a rat's ass what your sexual interests are. You wanna suck a dick? Suck a dick. You wanna lick a pussy? Lick a pussy. You like gray meat? Hump somebody's grandma. It doesn't matter to me.

And it wouldn't affect any kind of (non-sexual) relationship I might have with you. If I am your friend, it doesn't matter whether you like men or women. The only thing that would have an effect on my opinion of you is if you're raping people or taking advantage of children.

Melgania: Everything is natural.

Bossy's glad to hear that.

/moo!

eraser8: What I want to know is why so many of us are obsessed with other people's sex lives?

They don't have one.

eraser8: What I want to know is why so many of us are obsessed with other people's sex lives?


I don't know, but those hidden camera feeds really help pay the bills.

IonBeam2 2009-07-09 07:48:14 PM
Atharaenea: So what? India is still in the late 50s or so, real time. They'll come around in another 60 years.

Well, their education system is better than ours, and so is their technology and overall grasp of science, and their food is better. But if you're trying to say that they're not yet as promiscuous as we are, I'll have to agree with you.

You keep telling yourself that. That is why large sections of their population is dirt poor, and they still have a standard of living that allows them to take our jobs. If they were really equal to us we wouldn't be able to hire them for a dollar an hour. Plus they have one variant of food which is very good, but to say it's better than the US, where we basically eat the best of the planets food is just idiotic.

major-kong: With the yoga, you don't need someone else to rim ya!

So he's giving himself a reach-around?

eraser8: What I want to know is why so many of us are obsessed with other people's sex lives?

I, quite frankly, don't give a rat's ass what your sexual interests are. You wanna suck a dick? Suck a dick. You wanna lick a pussy? Lick a pussy. You like gray meat? Hump somebody's grandma. It doesn't matter to me.

And it wouldn't affect any kind of (non-sexual) relationship I might have with you. If I am your friend, it doesn't matter whether you like men or women. The only thing that would have an effect on my opinion of you is if you're raping people or taking advantage of children.

hating gays is the shibboleth of the religious right.

squidgilium: "I know I'm gonna get the crap kicked out of me for this, but what if... what if... not every gay person is gay for the same reason?"

How is it any of your business? Or anyone elses? What is this weird notion some people have that they should have the right to scrutinize other peoples' lives and determine what rights they get to have based on the findings?

And if that's "not what you meant", please think through the logical implications of your suggestion with regards to the gay marriage debate.

Can we just cut to the chase and post pics of hot Indian women?

An astrologer, Suresh Kumar Kaushal, has also filed a petition against the high court decision, arguing that if gay sex is legalised, "tomorrow people might seek permission for having sex with animals".

I suppose in a culture where many think people are reincarnated as animals this might be ever so slightly less ridiculous than average.

hmm. i've done yoga for five years. never noticed it "curing gayness." if anything, i'd say it would amp things up in the bedroom, whether you're gay or straight.

i kinda get his point... i took a yoga course at uw-milwaukee... lots of hot chicks wearing almost nothing bent over farting all day (yoga makes you fart).

don't see it curing this though.

But what does Swami Baba Rammed Ass have to say?

Kludge: Oh please, this is as gay as it gets.

beat me to it.

erewhon: Come on, guys. Everyone knows that NARTH is there for you.

Give 'em a call. They'll "fix" your childhood-based problem with your domineering Mom and wussy Dad. There is hope. NARTH. Call now - operators are standing by.


NARTH?

In an interview with the Times of India, Swami Ramdev said homosexuality caused "mental bankruptcy" and was "against God and creation".

They have republicans in India?