the_coach5040: Big whoop, he looked at some chick's ass...the real story is the media apologists trying to cover it up.

Listen to this cheerleader...embarressing.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/07/when-in-rome.html

Truth is like Kryptonite to a Republican.

Dayum, my Michelle gots like three o foe ob doze.

OldRod: Not sure if anyone posted this yet, but here's a video that shows what really happened.


I saw the video, and he still looks like he's got Sir Mix A Lot playing in his head. There was no need to look down to help someone above and behind you. He was looking.

Yeah, but Harper looks like he's about to get a Beej from the kneeling woman. Or maybe she is looking for Jesus in his pocket?

I would like to see the video. Pictures are deceiving.

But even if he is checking out the ass of a 17 year old that looks much older, I do not have a problem with it. It's hilarious.

I am sure most men, including myself, have probably checked out the asses of girls under 18 without even knowing it.

Hell, I had a guy come up and introduce himself to my daughter at a festival. I gave him a look that said "get the fark out of here or your life will be terminated" and he said "sorry" and walked away. My daughter was 14 at the time but looked closer to 17 or 18.

It's human nature for men and women to glance. Unfortunately, you don't get to see the ID until after you have already looked. Sucks!

I believe that video proves he was ogling that ass.

Why is everyone saying she is 17?

She is 16:

Her name is Mayora Tavares, she is 16 and she comes from Brazil.

Link (new window)

butt butt butt bush!

LegalHeaven: To reiterate the whole point of fark......THIS is news?

No, but it IS a jumping off point for us to have fun,

I would not want to be in his shoes when it comes time to explain that to Michelle.

RunningFool: tenpoundsofcheese: Sarcozy has class.
Obama, not so much.



Yeah not really.

Huh, the chick picking up the papers seems to be really interested in the guy who's adjusting his tie. She's staring right at his crotch.

ferretman: Her name is Mayora Tavares, she is 16 and she comes from Brazil. Link (new window)

That link also had a picture of Merkle looking at Obama and appearing to say "You're not going to try and massage me too, are you?"

thefonz37: I would not want to be in his shoes when it comes time to explain that to Michelle.

Ya know what? He should just be honest and say: "Did you SEE that ass? How could I not look?"

I feel sad for women don't seem to realize that:

a) looking at something fine like that is unconscious
b) looking at something fine like that does not mean he's "straying"
c) looking at something fine like that does not mean he 'doesn't love you anymore'.

It is a moment of eyecandy / junkfood. 5 seconds later, our brains have wandered on to other things.

Um, Merkel, that is.

capnmonkey: butt butt butt bush!

I like to go bush bush butt butt bush butt bush butt

thefonz37: I would not want to be in his shoes when it comes time to explain that to Michelle.

"You know how we were talking about improving foreign relations? Well..."

I wonder what kind of cigars she likes

Alleyoop: ferretman: Her name is Mayora Tavares, she is 16 and she comes from Brazil. Link (new window)

That link also had a picture of Merkle looking at Obama and appearing to say "You're not going to try and massage me too, are you?"

Looks more like "you want to put what in where?"

KingKauff: capnmonkey: butt butt butt bush!

I like to go bush bush butt butt bush butt bush butt

Is that the 99 extra lives code?

Gato Negro: 2) She's only SEVENTEEN. The girl is 17 f*cking years old.

Your point? From a biology POV, she's already gone through puberty, all her reproduction systems are working full-tilt, it's completely natural for a straight guy to check her out.

Honestly, I'm proud of my President for checking her out. It shows that he's a good man. A Republican would be busy hitting on the male pages.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Sobrrr: It looks like Chelsea Clinton.

I guess I can see it a little bit.

When Chelsea Clinton was MUCH younger, (think when Clinton was still in his first term as Pres, and Chelsea was in early-teenager years) Chelsea used to wear her hair almost exactly like that, long and curly. At first glance, when you look at the original picture (the back of the Brazilian chick), she looks shockingly similar to when Chelsea was younger.



/I feel old.

Laura Ingalls was only 15 when 25-year-old Almanzo Wilder started courting her, taking her on 12-mile wagon rides to and from school each day. You could say that was 130 years ago but the TV series based on them was considered wholesome family television in the last 30 years (Melissa Gilbert was also 15 the year Dean Butler joined the show). Now, just appearing to notice a 16 or 17-year-old is controversial. Yay for progress?

Uchiha_Cycliste: FueledByEthanol: Uchiha_Cycliste: shivashakti: Uchiha_Cycliste: How do you think FARK would have responded to Clinton and JFK fooling around?

Together??
But Clinton was only about 17 when JFK died...
That's just sick.

I think you came up with something Gorgor can't rule 34.

And also, ewwwwwww.

YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE THROWN DOWN THE GAUNTLET!

/sorry for the caps, but that deserved to be shouted

It's a gamble but I stand by what I said. I think we have nothing to fear from Gorgor.

whut?
http://tinyurl.com/lhskcf
(copy and paste, PNSFW)

Githerax: Possibly even both.

Both. President Obama continues to demonstrate his ability to divide his attention to deal with more than one issue at a time.

ObscureNameHere: thefonz37: I would not want to be in his shoes when it comes time to explain that to Michelle.

Ya know what? He should just be honest and say: "Did you SEE that ass? How could I not look?"

I feel sad for women don't seem to realize that:

a) looking at something fine like that is unconscious
b) looking at something fine like that does not mean he's "straying"
c) looking at something fine like that does not mean he 'doesn't love you anymore'.

It is a moment of eyecandy / junkfood. 5 seconds later, our brains have wandered on to other things.

Hey I'm not saying I disagree with you.

But I do have the feeling that he'd probably get about 2 words into the above explanation and Michelle would just start samcking the shiat out of him.

*smacking

I Blame it on Rio.

gorgor: Uchiha_Cycliste: FueledByEthanol: Uchiha_Cycliste: shivashakti: Uchiha_Cycliste: How do you think FARK would have responded to Clinton and JFK fooling around?

Together??
But Clinton was only about 17 when JFK died...
That's just sick.

I think you came up with something Gorgor can't rule 34.

And also, ewwwwwww.

YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE THROWN DOWN THE GAUNTLET!

/sorry for the caps, but that deserved to be shouted

It's a gamble but I stand by what I said. I think we have nothing to fear from Gorgor.

whut?
http://tinyurl.com/lhskcf
(copy and paste, PNSFW)

Meh, we've seen it. It's no JFK boning Clinton.

thefonz37: *smacking

And then she'd start in with the Lionel Ritchie stream of insults while hitting him:

"Watchyoo doin' dancin' on the ceiling with that penny lover all night long!"

Meh. He's looking down for the other woman's hand- if he caught a glance, big whoop, his head never follows teh ass. He's certainly not "ogling".

Picture is great, though. Video is boring.

Damnit! Contrador is 6 sec from yellow, Lance is 8 sec from Yellow, Levi is 39 sec back and Nocentini is our new leader.
But Astana still has 4 in the top six.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Damnit! Contrador is 6 sec from yellow, Lance is 8 sec from Yellow, Levi is 39 sec back and Nocentini is our new leader.
But Astana still has 4 in the top six.

???

Non-sequitor commment is non-sequitorish.

ObscureNameHere: Uchiha_Cycliste: Damnit! Contrador is 6 sec from yellow, Lance is 8 sec from Yellow, Levi is 39 sec back and Nocentini is our new leader.
But Astana still has 4 in the top six.

???

Non-sequitor commment is non-sequitorish.

Darn I forgot I'm on Fark, gotta stay on topic.
think..
think...
think... So, how bout that ass?

capnmonkey: KingKauff: capnmonkey: butt butt butt bush!

I like to go bush bush butt butt bush butt bush butt

Is that the 99 extra lives code?

Pretty sure it's a SNL Reference

Nem Wan: Laura Ingalls was only 15 when 25-year-old Almanzo Wilder started courting her, taking her on 12-mile wagon rides to and from school each day. You could say that was 130 years ago but the TV series based on them was considered wholesome family television in the last 30 years (Melissa Gilbert was also 15 the year Dean Butler joined the show). Now, just appearing to notice a 16 or 17-year-old is controversial. Yay for progress?

Its not controversial, just hilarious.

This is unacceptable! The Bible says that even if you look at a woman in lust you are committing adultery. We cannot have an(other) adulterous president!

/and so on

Wow, i may actually vote for this guy next time around. Bravo!

Uchiha_Cycliste: Darn I forgot I'm on Fark, gotta stay on topic.
think..
think...
think... So, how bout datass?

FTFY

wruley:

I almost got killed for that a couple months back. I was at work, over in the garden department, when I saw some cute little thing that looked about 18-19 pushing a cart with a tree in it. I'm supposed to help people load stuff, and she was wearing a very low-cut top, so I offered to help. That's when the 40-50 year old guy 15 feet ahead of her turned and gave me the look you just described. And then I realized she was probably closer to 15-16.

The lumber department (about a block away) suddenly became very very interesting at that point.

swarms909: ...if you look at a woman in lust you are committing adultery. We cannot have an(other) adulterous president!

"But she does have a cute little round booty."

Let me clear that up for ya'll. (new window)

Hoseramma: Let me clear that up for ya'll. (new window)


Your only a few hours too late.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Meh, we've seen it. It's no JFK boning Clinton.

Oh, sorry.
http://tinyurl.com/n5ldlu
(copy and paste, NSFW)

vandelay: Link (new window)

Here's the link to a video of the ass-viewing...which appears to not be an ass-viewing at all. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

+1 for Sarkozy. He was blatantly staring at her ass and following it up the stairs. It made me lol.

gorgor: Uchiha_Cycliste: Meh, we've seen it. It's no JFK boning Clinton.

Oh, sorry.
http://tinyurl.com/n5ldlu
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Coarse, yet unrefined. And delightfully unexpected in addition to irreverent. Much better.

Your life is officially meaningless if your job is to go through video frame by frame and looks for "controversial" pictures for your political masters.

"It's my Presidential duty to work that booty!"

Uchiha_Cycliste: Coarse, yet unrefined. And delightfully unexpected in addition to irreverent. Much better.

I feel as though I've upgraded to connoisseuer :)