Approves:

Obama's gonna have to answer to Manchelle. That's one FBOTUS I wouldn't want to piss off.

The only way he could score more points with me is if he was smokin a J at the time.

You go, my nig!

theorellior: Uchiha_Cycliste: YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!

At least it wasn't Derrida.

Is he as difficult to read? He sounds like the polar opposite of the structural functionalists. Why are they always French? Derrida, Wacquant, Bourdieu, Durkheim...

Uchiha_Cycliste: D_Evans45: Uchiha_Cycliste

Please download a copy of GIMP, it's free.

MS Paint captions look terrible.

I tried sooo hard too, many, multiple attempts, and that was the best I could do. Although I was sitting in on a pretty important meeting at the time. I'll get gimp now. Sorries.

For Q&D captions, Cheezburger factory (p) works well.
(although I admit to a fondness for GIMP.)



shotglasss:

LMFAO. Bush was doing a photo op with them, Hussein Jr. was busted scoping out a white woman's ass and The First Beast is going to hammer him for it.

FAIL



SRSLy, Freepers, this "issue" is not going to work for you. Let it go.

Adult, heterosexual males who are not seriously emotionally screwed up sometimes like to look at attractive women. It's not a partisan issue. Trying to make it one will only make the GOP look even more out of touch than it already does.


Wait, on second thought, go for it! This, together with Mustard-gate, should be your primary issues in 2010! They're sure winners! These issues will really bring the undecideds back to the Republican camp! Focus on that, and the teabagging, and you're sure to regain control!

Any GOP politician would have looked too, until they realized it was female.

D_Evans45: Uchia Cycliste

If that post is sarcastic, then you fail pretty hard. Funny pictures should be captioned properly, yours look retarded.

If you were serious, GIMP is easy as hell to use, I used it for a couple years before picking up Photoshop. Just google "GIMP text tutorials" or whatever else you are trying to learn.

No, seriously, I downloaded it, and I'm installing it now. I'll make up for that picture And I really was in a serious meeting.

IonBeam2: Sarkozy's a pervert. Obama's just being a black heterosexual man.

FTFY

/Geeze! If we look....we're pervs.
If we don't look..... we're Gay.

Make up your farking minds!!

RunningFool: tenpoundsofcheese: Sarcozy has class.
Obama, not so much.



Yeah not really.

Sarkozy probably jumped a couple points in the polls for this. I thought the fact that their President actually uses his johnson was a source of national pride?

Dudes are dudes. Also it's not as gross when the guy doing the checking-out is good-looking, not old, and relatively classy.

It would be a little nasty if it were Henry Kissinger or Carrot Top. Or 90's era Bill Clinton, for that matter.

This is too good. I'm gonna go look at some backsides.

40oz_A_Knight: AzDownboy: UberDave: i32.tinypic.com



/quelle hot

I was thinking's I was agreeing's with you..

but Nobody's F**k's with Tokie's!!!!

/stops repeating's me's

Meowsertd: She does look nice, maybe the mainstream media will report on this photo so we can learn more about her, I doubt they will because it makes barry look like what he is.

Obvious troll is obvious.

technicolor-misfit: My god, you pack of delicate little pussies.

The funniest thing is they try to be both so morally shocked and outraged, AND scary hard-core redneck klansmen.

I do not get that.

This is where Obama shows his lack of foreign policy experience.

You want to look down on a king and bow down to seventeen-year-old ass. A simple mix-up.

Seacop: MindStalker: Nabb1: Bill would have slyly checked that out, then pulled a young staffer aside and instructed him to invite her up to his suite for later, and shot Sarkozy a sly wink and a grin.

Umm pretty sure that's Chelsea, you know Bill's daughter.

Pretty sure you're wrong.

I'm thinking I probably am wrong. Its a tough call really, I guess theoretically she could be traveling with her mom who is probably there as SoS.

But I keep hearing that Michelle is the most beautiful woman on the planet.

The Shimmy Sham Shuffle.

/Meh.

Anyone who doesn't look at that picture and think anything other than "that's funny as shiat," trying to turn it into a partisan thing or whatever just...has no soul and has taken party politics to a level where they really need to stop and re-evaluate their priorities in life.

Egalitarian: Dudes are dudes. Also it's not as gross when the guy doing the checking-out is good-looking, not old, and relatively classy.

Why you gotta hate?

MindStalker: Seacop: MindStalker: Nabb1: Bill would have slyly checked that out, then pulled a young staffer aside and instructed him to invite her up to his suite for later, and shot Sarkozy a sly wink and a grin.

Umm pretty sure that's Chelsea, you know Bill's daughter.

Pretty sure you're wrong.

I'm thinking I probably am wrong. Its a tough call really, I guess theoretically she could be traveling with her mom who is probably there as SoS.

It was addressed earlier. I guess someone didn't read the thread.


17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares


Credited to FarkinNortherner

Where's the Borat?

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Headso: Githerax:

Possibly even both.

I think the guy is smart enough to multitask

No doubt! He was smooth..got a nice lil lookseee and then "Oh yeah im talking to this chick behind me"...

Smooth pimp president!

Egalitarian - Dudes are dudes. Also it's not as gross when the guy doing the checking-out is good-looking, not old, and relatively classy.

It would be a little nasty if it were Henry Kissinger or Carrot Top. Or 90's era Bill Clinton, for that matter.


So, you're saying women vilify the exact same conduct from one man that they approve in another based solely on looks?

Wow... women are shallow evil coonts.

I saw this on Drudge and just KNEW it was gonna hit Fark soon.

GAT_00: elchip: Nobody said YOU explicitly

I did, but I took it back.

/Why the hell do they all think he's gay?

They (some, not all) bought in to the claim by the supposed gay prostitute that claims they were involved and smoked crack together.

MindStalker: Its a tough call really

Is it really that tough a call, given that I broke the story that she's 17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares three hours ago ?!

Oh FGS. I don't care how impolitic it is, if my husband DIDN'T look at that, I'd worry. Michelle's probably just rolling her eyes at him.

It's a cute pic, really. Made me laugh.

Obama is a homosexual. He is trying to appear heterosexual but doesn't know how to be an appropriate heterosexual US President because it's not a natural instinct for him. Therefore, he thinks he needs to stare at the woman's ass and stick his tongue out.

The Homer Tax: Anyone who doesn't look at that picture and think anything other than "that's funny as shiat," trying to turn it into a partisan thing or whatever just...has no soul and has taken party politics to a level where they really need to stop and re-evaluate their priorities in life.

"Yo, I got here late... what'd I miss?"

Uchiha_Cycliste: FloydA: Uchiha_Cycliste:
YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!


I knew there was a good reason why I liked you.

/Now farkied as "hates foucault."

He's so brilliant, but it's so difficult for him to express his ideas; it's like if I was going to spend a whole page describing something and never using a god damn period I would bring forth the wrath of all the grammar nazis; the very same Nazi's who are likely the only ones who are familiar with the work even though though know full well that they them selves should be disciplined and punished both for their knowledge, their desire to affect the order of things and for the fact that they are familiar with the work that apparently at least three of us here in this very thread about possibly philandering eyes of the president a position in this country that along with democracy made it possible for the entire world to evolve out of madness into civilization. fark. That's the longest run on I can make.

Nicely done. Except I don't think he's brilliant. I'd say clever.

/philosophy snob
//that means I like Derrida and despise Derridians.

technicolor-misfit: Egalitarian - Dudes are dudes. Also it's not as gross when the guy doing the checking-out is good-looking, not old, and relatively classy.

It would be a little nasty if it were Henry Kissinger or Carrot Top. Or 90's era Bill Clinton, for that matter.


So, you're saying women vilify the exact same conduct from one man that they approve in another based solely on looks?

Wow... women are shallow evil coonts.

*surprised face* Uh. You didn't know this?

/women are dogs. men are dogs, same old same old

Threads like this are what I love about Fark. Comedy gold and people taking offense to pretty much everything. Hilarious stuff.

FloydA: Adult, heterosexual males who are not seriously emotionally screwed up sometimes like to look at attractive women. It's not a partisan issue. Trying to make it one will only make the GOP look even more out of touch in the closet than it already does.

FTFY.

Jyoti: Michelle's probably just rolling her eyes at him.

Yeah... that's what she'll probably do... in public.

Action Replay Nick: Anyone who thinks this is pervy is a retard. It's normal male (and female, but especially male) behavior. Every man with a beating heart and functional penis does this. When the President does it, it's mildly amusing. (As it was when Bush did it.)


Butt-butt-butt-BUSH!

Githerax: What is happening is that he's beginning to turn to address the girl directy behind him. In doing so his head naturally swivels right:

Obama can't possibly turn to the right.

"17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares"

/I'd bang it like a screen door in a tornado!
// I'll have a seat over there once I'm finished

Look at the picture again, everyone - see the thing down in the lower left corner that is white, but isn't a shoe (in fact, it actually looks like an old McDs styrofoam container)...

Now, look at the picture RunningFool posted of Sarcozy; notice that the woman is picking up pieces of paper? Maybe that is what Obama was looking at (those pieces of paper may actually be some kind of "spotter" papers to "tell" everyone where to stand for the photo op...?)...

Then again, maybe he was taking in the scenery...

Aidan: /women are dogs. men are dogs, same old same old

I thought it was "Men are disgusting; women are insane."

The first one. Someone please throw it.

/Would happily liberate that ass from that skit

Who cares? Men look at women. Dur.

I find the look on his wife's face in GoodasGold more interesting. Who pissed in her cheerios?