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(Reuters) Amusing "Oh damn." Obama caught blatantly ogling some of the nicer scenery at the G8 summit, while Sarkozy looks on in approval   (reuters.com) divider line 793
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Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:19:48 PM  
eqtworld: (who was wearing a slinky dress) but?
but what man? don't leave us hanging?

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:25:30 PM  
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muck4doo [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:25:46 PM  
Lorelle: No different from the day that Bushiat was caught looking at female beach volleyball players' butts.

Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:26:39 PM  
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elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:27:15 PM  
muck4doo: Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.


I think that was his point.

Mine too.

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:30:12 PM  
eqtworld: /would you trust a man who never checked out a hot girl's (who was wearing a slinky dress) but prayed a lot and hung out with altar boys?

Of course not!

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:31:11 PM  
whizbang: HansensDisease: Cyberluddite: Fine, upstanding white Republican men never would engage in such crass behavior.

If Obama were a Republican he'd be checkin' out Sarkozy.


i260.photobucket.com

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:31:24 PM  
muck4doo: Lorelle: No different from the day that Bushiat was caught looking at female beach volleyball players' butts.

Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.


I don't recall anyone getting pissed at Bush for that. People will get pissed at Obama for this. I'm surprised you aren't one of them.

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:33:02 PM  
elchip: muck4doo: Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.

I think that was his point.

Mine too.


Pardon me then.

 
UberDave [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:33:12 PM  
i32.tinypic.com

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:33:12 PM  
GAT_00: I don't recall anyone getting pissed at Bush for that. People will get pissed at Obama for this.

2.bp.blogspot.com

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:34:19 PM  
GAT_00: muck4doo: Lorelle: No different from the day that Bushiat was caught looking at female beach volleyball players' butts.

Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.

I don't recall anyone getting pissed at Bush for that. People will get pissed at Obama for this. I'm surprised you aren't one of them.


Why would I get pissed. I would be looking at her ass too.

 
ApocoLypstick [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:34:32 PM  
GAT_00: People will get pissed at Obama for this

As an 'out of the closet' republican, I must say this is the first time I actually LIKE the man.

At least he is acting, for ONCE, like a real man.


did I just throw gas on the flame? this is new for me

 
GreenSeaDrop 2009-07-09 08:41:41 PM  
/popcorn!

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:41:55 PM  
muck4doo: Why would I get pissed. I would be looking at her ass too.

I guess that really shouldn't be directed at you, but you know there's going to be an awful lot of people, and Fox News in general, that are going to be calling for his head for this. They're going to think it's 1998 again.

 
shivashakti [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:42:01 PM  
Is 17 legal in Brazil?

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:44:08 PM  
GAT_00: I guess that really shouldn't be directed at you, but you know there's going to be an awful lot of people, and Fox News in general, that are going to be calling for his head for this. They're going to think it's 1998 again.

In other words: Guys who have slept with their 17 year old babysitters while their kids were asleep in the next room will be criticizing him for looking at a 17 year old.

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:46:15 PM  
shivashakti: Is 17 legal in Brazil?

According to Interpol (^):

According to the information provided by the Medical Service of the Federal Police Department, which were narrated by a gynaecology, the woman's body only will be prepared to the procreation, after the puberty, when the initial alterations occurs in the woman's body at the age of 9 to 10 years; the following step is the first menstruation, when the girls is 10 to 15 years old; after all these processes the organism is prepared to procreate, so is presumed that this is the ideal age to the sexual activity.

In other words, if there's grass on the field, play futbol.

 
shivashakti [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:52:17 PM  
The Icelander: In other words, if there's grass on the field, play futbol.

Hmm. According to Wikipedia:

"The age of consent in Brazil is 14 (see Brazilian Penal Code (in Portuguese), article 224, "a") - Regardless of gender and/or sexual orientation. Sexual acts with those 14 and older is possible although charges can be brought for "corruption of minors" between the ages of 14 and 18. Such charges, however, can only be brought after a complaint by the minor or by a parent (article 225 of the Penal Code).

Sex with minors below the age of 14 is the equivalent of statutory rape and is punished with higher penalties. Formally, charges in this case can also only be brought after a complaint by a parent. Nevertheless, since the approval of the Code of Minors in 1990 (called the Child and Adolescent Statute - see text in Portuguese) authorities bring cases to Justice based on the legal definition of child (anyone below 12) included in the Statute (article 2nd). Charges of sex with adolescents (anyone between 12 and 17) remain under parental initiative.

As an exception, the State can prosecute the offender when the minor is at any age below 18, but only when the family of the minor is so poor that they can't afford a lawsuit (Penal Code, article 225, I) or when the offender is the father, mother, stepfather, stepmother or legal guardian of the minor (Penal Code, article 225, II) .

The prostitution of minors is punished by law and is prosecuted by the State (see Code of Minors, article 244-A - in Portuguese).

The law makes no distinctions between sexual orientation cases, However, below the age of 14 the name of the crime changes in homosexual cases from statutory rape (Penal Code, article 213) to "violent indecent assault" (article 214), with the same penalties.

In any case, only individuals over 18 can be legally charged."

14? DAMN! Does PedoBear know about this??

 
Kyro [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:53:33 PM  
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elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:57:47 PM  
muck4doo: Why would I get pissed. I would be looking at her ass too.

Nobody said YOU explicitly, but over in Freeperville:

It won't be long before he's wielding a cigar in the oval orifice.

The foreign press isn't as concerned about filtering what the public sees of their messiah?

Everything Obama does is calculated. He checked this chick out so that the cameras would catch him doing so.

"Um, I do the same thing." But you don't have the world press watching your every move! Amateur hour!

Impossible, Michelle has his testicles in a lockbox.

First normal thing that fool has done! But he's probably thinking that he has a prettier butt than her.

Quick! Hide the ashtrays!

And all this time I thought he liked boys.

But he is gay, how can this be?

Poor girl...being oggled by Doofus. I think she's a student. Maybe five years older than Malia.

Are we sure she's 18 or older? Bertha's gonna slap him silly tonight.

Wow! I am waiting for Michelle to meltdown in public, throwing her $6,000 handbag at a white personal assistant, but I am also looking forward to the Obama sex scandal which is bound to happen.

He is standing funny... must be the new prosthesis or the banana for his lunch.

Looks like someone young enough to be his daughter. What a creep.

"First normal thing that fool has done!" That's exactly why Obama checked this woman out: to make himself look more red-blooded to the world. This photo is as much a set-up as that Clintons-in-bathing-suits-under-the-waterfall one was when Clinton was in office.

"Non-issue. I just don't see as nitpicking something like this is prudent given there are many more such topics he gives us everyday. You know?" I agree. There's the more important issue of Larry Sinclair.

I noticed this too. I think he's pushing his thighs together in a vain attempt to hide his erection.

Will the Secret Service get between Michelle and Barack when domestic violence erupts?

I've seen him do the same thing when a cute young male walks by too.

"Everything Obama does is calculated. He checked this chick out so that the cameras would catch him doing so." You might be right. He can see staight ahead of him that about a THOUSAND cameras are trained on him--and have a real good vantage of him because he's up a few stairs. There's a sea of cameras right in front of him. Maybe he checked out her "goods" thinking to himself "Yeah I'm cool, I'm lovin' it, this is all makin' me happy here in Rome, yeah I'm The Man--the leader of the free world. Yeah I'm CHECKIN' IT." Doofus. Legend in his own mind.

Well if your wife looked like Chewbaca....

"Everything Obama does is calculated. He checked this chick out so that the cameras would catch him doing so." Agreed. First and foremost, he's an actor.

Sarkozy has the sophisticated glance. Obumbles has the ghetto "dayum" stare.



It's hard to fault him on this one. Yes, it's a momentary lapse, yes - the camera's are rolling. Michelle is gonna whoop his backside. When you are the POTUS, you can NEVER let your guard down. Somehow, Pres. Bush managed to maintain the decorum of the Office of the POTUS while he was in the public eye. And Pres. Bush had 8 years of camera's waiting to ambush him, while also having a hostile media machine LOOKING for something to smear him with. Pres. Zero has had only a handful of months, and so far has trashed the economy, spent money like a drunken sailor, has raised the unemployment rate to highs not seen in 26 years; and his 'lackadaisical' attitude visiting foreign dignatatories has set the USA back decades. It's only a matter of time before he screws up in a major way - he simply can't help himself, he's utterly incompetent and incapable of the office he sought.

Don't believe a word of it. That is NOT the kind of booty Obongo goes for. Google Reggie Love and the gay ex-actor he just put on his staff.

He's just wondering how good the dress would look on him.

I've seen him look like that as a guy went by. NOt a fat old guy like me or possibly you but a cute young male. Course I could be imagining things. BUT there have been reports in the past that as a young punk he dabbled in boys. Now he simply is an old punk.

This is just another example of what a classless buffoon we have representing us. Zero fiddles while Rome burns.

Wont be long before Michelle Obobbit is wielding a pair of scissors in the bed.

Two years younger than Bristol and two years older than Willow. Where is Letterman with jokes about Hussein Obama and young girls?

Couple more things, If my wife caught me looking at some young things ass like this she'd bruise me. Also there have been rumors of infidelity and mistrust between obammy and his shelf ass wife in the past. Gots to love this kind of thing as it can only sew pooh within his own home. Regards.

No, Aroostook. But I'm certain that before long, we'll know. I imagine that there will be a pic of her from the front, too. She looks young--I think sixteen. Possibly younger. Her hair style, color variations, length. Scarf. Sort of immature body looking at her arms, legs. Flat (not quite gladiator) sandals. (He seems to know an awful lot about underage girls.)

Thanks. He's officially a creep.

Contrived..Hollywood biggies had a fake affair involving Rock Hudson, some young lady, and a motel in the 50s to dispel certain rumors and keep it Hush Hush..

The reason Barky couldn't resist the Bum looking is cuz he is an ADD: "Arse Deprived Dude". When Mobama hauls that half ton bootie into his bed every night, the Secret Service phones in an earthquake alert....The shakin' registers about a five on the Richter scale.

That zipper will get him in trouble-watch.

In my parts of the woods Obama is what you call a Pervert or child predator based on the way he is looking at that underaged child.

So Zero likes men and children. What a pervert.

No, not really, she's coming up the stairs, he's going down the stairs. He's turned his head in response to a call, probably from his "controller". He simply cannot see the back side of the young woman. Besides, he has no interest in girls, but you know that anyay.

The supermarket tabloids tell us that Michelle is in charge of the Homo Rumor Suppression Squad, just as ole Hill was in charge of damping down Bimbo Eruptions.

The reason that Barky is Booty Trolling is that he is an ADD: Arse Deprived Dude. When Mobo hauls that half ton bum onto her side of his bed every night, the Secret Service calls in a 5.0 on the Richter scale.

Contrived to coincide with the release of Larry Sinclair's book.

 
Apeboy 2009-07-09 08:58:23 PM  
If anyone gets pissed at Obama for this or Bush for checking out the volleyball bikinis they should immediately turn in their voter registration card. If male, their man card has to be relinquished as well.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:03:23 PM  
elchip: Nobody said YOU explicitly

I did, but I took it back.

/Why the hell do they all think he's gay?

 
Lorelle [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:03:43 PM  
elchip: muck4doo: Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.

I think that was his her point.

Mine too.


FTFY

 
TheGreatZarquon 2009-07-09 09:07:52 PM  
I love that look on Sarkozy's face. It's there for one of two reasons: either Sarkozy leaned over and said, "Dude, look down and to your right" or he noticed Barack looking and knew that it was going to be a pic worthy of the ages.

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:11:46 PM  
elchip: over in Freeperville

WTF is the gay stuff about ?

Left wing (sort of) men are allowed to be homosexual. He might not have got all the way to the White House, and he might have had to wait 'til college to come out (although even that may just my incipient racism showing), but a 1950s wife and two kids closet case, with his socio-political background ? Do me a favour.

 
AzDownboy [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:14:33 PM  
UberDave: i32.tinypic.com

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/quelle hot

 
ApocoLypstick [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:26:36 PM  
one minute....

 
GreenSeaDrop 2009-07-09 09:29:11 PM  
/oh I do hope this is good....

 
ApocoLypstick [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:30:14 PM  
GreenSeaDrop: /oh I do hope this is good....

I never fark this late in the night.

It damn well better be.

 
okitasan 2009-07-09 09:30:46 PM  
YAE!

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:31:05 PM  
sens: robsul82: Oh, I think you just whipped NewsBusters, Hot Air, and all of Fox News into a frenzy.

She's 17? Oh no! What have I done?

I'm sorry Obama, I just thought it was a funny photo!

Now, can we all please collaborate and use this thread to come up with a plausible excuse for him?

/regretful subby


So it begins - Michael Savage at WND already has a page up (new window)

You farking asshole, look what you did! lol

 
ghare 2009-07-09 09:32:07 PM  
I am OK with letting Michelle handle this "problem."

/Look but don't touch. Married, not dead.

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-07-09 09:32:47 PM  
He's a hetero male with eyes and a heartbeat; of course he's gonna check it out. He could have been a bit more stealthy tho.

 
BeerBear 2009-07-09 09:33:30 PM  
gorgor: BUTTSECKS!!!

asking or giving? ;)

 
otterly_delicious [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:33:36 PM  
Michelle will not be happy.

 
ApocoLypstick [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:33:44 PM  
robsul82: So it begins - Michael Savage at WND already has a page up (new window)

is it just me...or does Obama need a better tailer?

Those pant legs make him look like he's got mechanical legs...and they're bent beyond repair...

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2009-07-09 09:33:45 PM  
muck4doo: Lorelle: No different from the day that Bushiat was caught looking at female beach volleyball players' butts.

Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.


I say he's getting the Presidential "itch." Soon we'll hear about the affairs he had and who he cheated on Michelle with and as of right now i'll bet $100 it'll be with a white woman!

/how you doin sugarpants

 
Gangway Fathead 2009-07-09 09:34:01 PM  
wow that is one big chunk of tl,dr upthread.

 
TheGreatZarquon 2009-07-09 09:34:08 PM  
ghare: I am OK with letting Michelle handle this "problem."

/Look but don't touch. Married, not dead.


Pretty much this. He's not leaning into it and giving a thumbs up, he's just glancing.

Hard enough to burn holes in a steel girder.

 
Chris P. Bacon [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:34:10 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:34:37 PM  
eqtworld: shivashakti: Is 17 legal in Brazil?

When the President does it; it's NOT a crime..


static.tvguide.com

He would've looked too.

/the real one, I mean
//fark, Langella too

 
WombatControl [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:34:39 PM  
Yes, this proves what many of us has suspected from the beginning.

Barack Obama is a heterosexual male.

 
Cross of Iron 2009-07-09 09:34:46 PM  
I also approve of this.

 
Therion [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:35:29 PM  
FarkinNortherner: elchip: over in Freeperville

WTF is the gay stuff about ?


Simple logic -

Freepers hate Obama
Freepers hate gays
Ergo, Obama is gay.

 
TheGreatZarquon 2009-07-09 09:35:38 PM  
WombatControl: Yes, this proves what many of us has suspected from the beginning.

Barack Obama is a heterosexual male.


So, this means he's safe in airport bathrooms, then?

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:36:01 PM  
robsul82: You farking asshole, look what you did!

Oi ! I'm not having sens take my credit for bringing down the President.

 
pleasantpanther 2009-07-09 09:36:28 PM  
yes, he's a man. just like bush. some people can politicize anything.

/both men looking was pretty amusing....or more the fact that they got caught and immmortilized doing it in a picture.

 
Hick [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 09:37:03 PM  
That was defiantly worth a look.
Maybe not quite so obvious though lol

 
Larson E. Whipsnade 2009-07-09 09:37:16 PM  
Jimmy Carter.....Dan Aykroyd

Jimmy Carter: Uh, hi there, everybody. It's good to see your faces. Tonight I want to talk to you about a timeless Democratic tradition - sexual performance in the White House! [ smiles and salutes the crowd ] I am going to personally try to be a lusty, zesty kind of president, and follow.. [ winks at girl in the crowd ] Hi, baby. How are you? [ returns to speech ] ..and follow the lusty example of LBJ, JFK, and FDR. I want you to remember for a moment the love life of Harry Truman, and my guess is that his First Lady was one satisfied customer! [ makes kissing gestures to girls in the crowd ]

It is in my heart that I have commited adultery, and that God forgives me, and.. um.. I forgot to add when I said that, that I have worn women's clothing.. [ pauses and smiles ] ..and I look very beautiful in it, too! I dont know why I said that, but I think that in the long run it will help me get elected!

You know, when stopping like this, I have had the opportunity to lust after a lot of women in America, and I have found that.. "East coast girls are really hip, I really dig the styles they wear.." [ pauses and smiles ] "..and the Northern girls, with the way they look, they keep me warm up there.." [ clicks along ] "I wish they all could be California girls!"

So far in my campaign, I have only fantisized. But now I actually look forward to some of the girls I've lusted after. Saucy vixens like Helena Kazan, Sheri Lewis, Phyliss Newman - actually, I'm not sure God ever forgave me for Phyliss Newman. But I want you to look at our Democratic figures - FDR, LBJ, JFK, Harry Truman - now, here were lusty, zesty men, seething with vital hormonal secretions. These were men of action. Doers. Democrats! As your president, I look forward to deeply satisfying each and every last one of you! God forgive us all! Thank you!

[ waves and salutes crowd ]

[ dissolve to SUPER: "Democrats Do It" ]

[ fade out ]

 
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